Midnight Pals: Body Horror (Patreon)

David Cronenberg: body horror is the art of possibility. the body is the canvas. to change the body is to change reality, to unmake & remake the world.Junji Ito: what if your head was a balloon lol

Junji Ito: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the fashion modelJunji Ito: so this film crew hires an actress with a really striking lookPoe: what's the look?Ito: oh she's like an obvious monsterIto: like 100% she's definitely a monster

Ito: anyway everyone is all "wow what a striking look"Barker: you knowBarker: there's a problem with all these monster women you drawIto: what?Barker: you're not horny enough

Ito: they're not supposed to be hornyBarker: no i mean YOU are not hornyIto:Poe: clive leave him aloneBarker: hey i'm not throwing shadePoe: no it really sounds like you are

Ito: how can you say that?Ito: look at these  bishōjo heroines!Barker: don't get me wrong, junjiBarker: you got some real cute little straight couples in your comicsBarker: but they should fuck

Barker: is the problem that this body horror is too straightBarker: is that it?Ito: whatBarker: i mean more power to youBarker: i think it's great what you're doingIto:Barker: you know despite your handicapIto:Barker: of being straight

Barker: it's just so cool how you're showing that straight people can do body horror tooIto:Barker: real inspiring!Ito:Poe: that's enough cliveBarker: no shut up edgar i'm having fun

Barker: i'm just saying its unusual to see a cishet in this fieldBarker: i meanBarker: anyone here who's written body horror that is NOT some kinda trans allegory, raise your handEve Harms:Lor Gislason:Franz Kafka: [raises hand]Barker: uh uh uh uh franzBarker: not so fast!