Midnight Pals: Funny Ducks (Patreon)

Alan Moore: [appearing in a clap of thunder]Poe: the arch magus!King: the arch magus!Moore: i have a story to tellMoore: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the sinister ducks

Moore: it's a song about ducksMoore: but it's not simply a songMoore: it is also a warningMoore: be afraid, foolish mortals, for the sinister ducks are comingMoore: watch the skies!

Alan Moore: Everyone thinks they’re such sweet little things!Moore: Soft downy feathers and nice little wings.Moore: But there’s a poison I’d like to administerMoore: You think they’re cuddly, but I think they’re sinister!Moore: Ducks! Ducks! Quack-quack! Quack-quack!

Moore: Ducks! Ducks! Quack-quack! Quack-quack!King:Koontz:Lovecraft:Poe:Barker: so uhBarker: what exactly are you trying to accomplish here

Barker: what the hell was thatPoe: clivePoe: if the arch magus wants to sing a funny song about ducksPoe: you just let the arch magus sing a funny song about ducksKoontz: i liked itPoe: yes deanKoontz: i liked the part with the quacking!Poe: yes dean

Barker: are we supposed to be scared of ducks?Scott Baker: ducks?!? ducks?!Baker: [panicking] did someone say ducks?!?Poe: calm down scottPoe: there aren't any ducksBaker: [nervously] are you sure??Baker: cuz ducks can beBaker: quite sinister!

Barker: what the hell was that aboutMoore: it's a song about ducksMoore: foolish mortals, you fail to grasp the unearthly power of this pieceMoore: i'm thinking of sending it to dr dementoMoore: i think it could even make the funny five

King: alan would you consider jamming with the rock bottom remaindersMoore: foolish mortals, the arch magus is no mere singer of trifles!Moore: the auric emanations of this song sigil contain a mighty powerMoore: equal or greater to that of a spike jones or even a stan freberg!

Moore: can you not feel the psychic vibrations of the great weave echoing in its departed notes?Moore: [lightning crackling from his fingers] truly i am the most powerful song sigil warlock of all!King:King: soKing: is that a no on a rock bottom remainder jam session?

Moore: rock bottom remainders?Moore: impudent fool! the arch magus does not deign to perform for the pleasure of mere gut pluckers!Moore: this power... requires a proper display...Moore: just wait til i headline at FuMPFest!!!

Moore: this song sigil is as powerful as any cast by the mages of oldMoore: not even the great warlock weird al yankovic could cast a spell of such magnitude!King: whoa whoa whoa alan careful thereKing: don't say something you can't take back