Midnight Pals: $8 (Patreon)

Stephen King: submitted for the approval of the Elon Musk: [emerging from bushes] eyyyyy stephano king! Musk: you still no paya $8 for X? King: no elon i'm King: wait King: $8 for what?

Musk: eyyyyy iss x now! Musk: cuz x itta do everything! Musk: it da everything app! King: what do you mean it'll "do everything?" Musk: eyyyy you know Musk: it do Musk: it do Musk: it do-a alla da things capiche???

Musk: now you alla post onna da x capiche? King: Musk: King: Musk: [grappling with King] gimmie da $8! King: [struggling] no! never! i'm never paying for twitter! Musk: [struggling] itsa notta twitter! IT'SA X!!!

King: criminy elon why are you so obsessed with the letter x? Musk: eyyyy itta all start 24 years ago Musk: 24 years ago dissa very night Musk: in desa very woods...

[24 years ago] Young Musk: eyyyy i maka da X dot com! I no paya da taxes! eyyy!! Peter Thiel: [rising from coffin like count orlock] once again, elon, there is nothing you can possess which i cannot take away Young Musk: mama mia!!