Midnight Pals: The Big Fight (Patreon)

Stephen King: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight society i c- Elon Musk: [rising from bushes] eyy stephano king Musk: eyy you hear i fighta zuck? dissa tima for real Musk: dissa time i no maka da bullshit Musk: 100% you can trusta me dissa time Musk: dissa time i mean it

Musk: dissa time i tella my mom 'eyyy shaduppayouface, you no tella me what to do!' Musk: pretty cool, ey? King: Musk: yes yes Musk: i AMA da pretty cool

Musk: ey stephano king issa pretty cool i fighta da zuck ey? King: well sometimes my boy joe has disagreements with his little friends at school Joe Hill: dad, i'm not a baby anymore King: hush joe King: you'll always be my special little guy no matter how big you are Hill: daaad

King: sometimes my boy joe has disagreements with his little friends at school King: and i tell him what i'll tell you King: violence is never the answer Musk: King: have you tried just sitting down with this zuck boy and talking out your differences?

King: i just don't see why you have to fight Musk: you shadda you face stephano king! Musk: you notta the mama of me! Barker: yeah so speaking of Barker: what kind of approval are you seeking here anyway Poe: clive Barker: like do you want steve to be your dad or your son or what

Musk: i donta need stephano kings approval! Musk: i gotta da approval offa my son! Musk's Secret Child Roleplay Twitter Account: Datsa right! I lova my cool dad! Musk: watch, he saya it again as i drinka dis cuppa water!

Elon Musk: eyy itsa me your funny pal elon! gonna fight da zuck, pow pow! big laughs! eyyy! Mark Zuckerberg: [flat, robotic intonation] gaze into my eyes, elon musk, and know the form of your destruction Musk: Zuckerberg: [flat, robotic intonation] make peace with your god

Zuckerberg: [flat, robotic intonation] men know me by many names, but to you i appear in the form of Shiva the Destroyer, know me by my garlands of skull & serpent. i ride a pale horse this day, elon musk Musk: Musk: [grabbing leg] ey! ey! charlie horse! Musk: time out! time out!