Midnight Pals: Cats (Patreon)

Abby Howard: what if i made a comic all about how funny my cat isClive Barker: how funny is this catHoward: here, take a lookJunji Ito: [immediately pointing at cat]

Howard: this is my catJunji Ito: catPoe: catLovecraft: catBarker: oh my god you guysBarker: it’s just a fuckin cat, get over itJunji Ito: noPoe: noLovecraft: noBarker:Barker: okay then

Junji Ito: i also made a comic about my funny catHoward: oh yeah? let me seeIto: hereHoward:Howard: :|

Lovecraft: you know, i have a funny cat tooPoe: no howardPoe: we’re not doing this againLovecraft: b-butPoe: no howardLovecraft: e-everyone else gets to talk about their catsHoward: :|

Howard: hold on i’m gonna make a facePoe: face?Poe: what face are you talking about Howard: the slightly wall-eyed face with a flat expressionless mouthHoward: with just a hint of cheekPoe: ohh THAT face

Howard: :|Dan Simmons: ugh cal-arts faceSimmons: guess all the snowflakes draw that face because they’re all PC cowards!!!Simmons: i see by your confused expressions that you didn’t expect this to be an issue dan simmons cared about huh?Simmons: nobody knows about dan simmons’ secret squash & stretch walk cycle tumblr!