Midnight Pals: Bad News (Patreon)

Premee Mohamed: Submitted for the aproval for the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the not too distant futureMohamed: in a world ravaged by climate changeMohamed: and covidMohamed: and microplasticsMohamed: and ocean acidificationKing: haha the future huh?King: sounds more like the present right hahaKing:

Mohamed: and insectpocalypseKing: oh noMohamed: and oil pipeline spillsKing: oh noMohamed: and giant blood worms King: oh well at least those aren’t realMohamed: hmmMohamed: just wait

Mohamed: even in the midst of all thatMohamed: there’s still something that can’t die-Bogleech: cockroachesBogleech: the answer is cockroachesMohamed: the human spiritBogleech:Bogleech: oh that

Mohamed: even in the darkest hours, the human spirit shines through triumphantThomas Ligotti: what is thatMohamed: the human spirit?Mohamed: it’s, like, a beacon of hopeLigotti: i do not understandMohamed: perserverence? in the face of adversity?Mohamed: the faith in a brighter future?Ligotti: i do not get itLigotti: i feel like you are describing concepts

Mohamed: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the clean energy deviceMohamed: so a teenage super scientist invents a machine that creates clean energyMohamed: but Lovecraftian monster gods want to stop itMohamed: what a bunch of dicks!

Mohamed: the green energy device releases a bunch of monster godsDan Simmons: this is the future greta thunberg wants