Midnight Pals: Not an Artist (Patreon)

HP Lovecraft: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the scary painting Lovecraft: so this guy makes a painting that's SO scary Barker: oh yeah? what's so scary about it? Lovecraft: here i'll Lovecraft: i'll show you

Lovecraft: [scribbling on paper] here, i'll just draw it for you Lovecraft: there! Barker: Barker: ahahahahah Barker: that sucks, man Lovecraft: well, i'm not an artist Barker: guys, look at this terrible picture howard drew Lovecraft: i said i'm not an artist! >:

Poe: c'mon clive don't be mean Barker: it's just not good Poe: it's a perfectly fine lizard Lovecraft: it's a dog! Poe: Poe: oh Poe: huh Lovecraft: i-it's obviously a dog! Lovecraft: dean would recognize it Lovecraft: right dean? Koontz:

Barker: so that's pickman's scary picture huh? a lizard? Lovecraft: it's a dog! Lovecraft: a-and Lovecraft: this isn't even what the picture really looks like okay?? Lovecraft: this is just Lovecraft: it's a tribute!

Lovecraft: see, if i actually drew the REAL picture Lovecraft: it would make you go insane, so see i can't draw it Lovecraft: i just have to draw Lovecraft: THIS Lovecraft: you know Lovecraft: so you can get the vibe Barker: oh yeah, great save, howard, great sav

Lovecraft: o-okay maybe this isn't really communicating how scary the dog picture really is Lovecraft: what if i drew Lovecraft: like Lovecraft: a tombstone here...? Lovecraft: right next to the dog King: oh wow, that does make it scarier Barker: no it doesn't

Barker: lol this sucks man Lovecraft: i'm not done yet!! Lovecraft: Lovecraft: what if i drew some bats Lovecraft: bats are scary Barker: sure King: wow! this picture is really coming together King: gettin' some chills here Barker: Barker: they look like halloween garlands