Midnight Pals: Opening Line (Patreon)

JK Rowling: hello children Rowling: i have excellent newssss Rowling: the british people have decided that harry potter hassss the greatesssst opening line of all time Poe: King: Barker: Lovecraft: Koontz: Rowling: jussst a real top opening line Rowling: a real banger

Barker: oh yeah? is that right? Poe: clive Barker: no no no let's hear this Barker: so what is the opening line of harry potter Rowling: itsss Rowling: Rowling: itsss a really good line Barker: haha she doesn't remember Rowling: I DO REMEMBER

Rowling: the opening line of harry potter isss Rowling: issss Rowling: Barker: haha she forgot the line Rowling: I DID NOT FORGET THE LINE Rowling: Rowling: sssomeone get me the book

Rowling: but you know what'sss better than the firssst line in harry potter? the firssst line in cormorant ssstrike Rowling: whenever cormorant sssstrike isn't around, people should be asssking where'sss cormorant ssstrike? Barker: nobody's gonna be asking that

Rowling: the british public hasss chosen harry potter as the best opening line ever! Rowling: [gazing thoughtfully out window, into the night] now sssomeday Rowling: ssomeday the british public will read a sssecond book Rowling: but rejoicccce becaussse today iss not that day!

Poe: does anyone actually remember the first line in harry potter King: i think it was something like "in a hole lived a harry potter" Poe: i don't know about that Barker: no that definitely sounds right Barker: that's definitely it

Rowling: the british public hasss once again vindicated me! Rowling: the people who made mushy peasss and kidney pie their national dish have once again proven their impeccable tassste!

Rowling: this alssso meansss i'm right about the transs Rowling: the british public isss on board with my final ssolution Poe: whoa uh Poe: i don't think that follows, joanne Rowling: maybe you weren't lissstening edgar Rowling: GREATEST. OPENING. LINE. OF ALL TIME!