Midnight Pals: Belated birthday (Patreon)

Stephen King: happy birthday clive!!!King: we all got together and-Clive Barker: my birthday was yesterdayKing:King: what

King: your birthday was yesterday?Barker: yesKing:King: oh ha ha haKing: i get it!King: he's fucking with us!King: you're fucking with us right?

King: well jeez i feel really terrible about thisBarker: that's ok steveBarker: i don't blame youBarker: i only blame one personBarker: one very lazy, stupid personBarker: a person who was too busy doing online furry dick inflation RP to rememberBarker: [stares at camera]

King: we got you a cake and everythingBarker: what kind of cake?King: vulcanized rubberBarker: oh man, my favorite! 

King: so we were asking ourselvesKing: what would be the best birthday present for clive?King: and we decidedKing: what if we just let clive stir the shitKing: any shit that he wantsKing: and edgar won't say a thing?Barker: oh my god guys really??Poe: i didn't agree to this

Barker: well the first thing i'd say isBarker:Barker: well shit now i have choice paralysis