Midnight Pals: Corporate Body (Patreon)

RA Busby: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the corporate bodyBusby: so this guy volunteers for a drug studyBusby: run by a not-at-all shady corporationBusby: called drugcoBusby: that's just a placeholder name, i'll probably go back and change it

Busby: this guy needs moneyBusby: cuz time are tough, you knowBusby: with the economyBusby: and covidBusby: that modern millenial experienceBusby: you kids know

Busby: so they try a new experimental surgery on himBusby: The first phase is hallucinogenicBusby: the second phase is glandularBusby: and the third phase isBusby: BODY MELT!!

Busby: so they put a big gooey thing inside himBusby: using a giant ovipositorBusby: you know, just shoving it up in thereBusby: right in thereBusby: good and deepClive Barker: yes yes good

Busby: now he's got these big gross bubules growing all over himBarker: haha gross hahaBusby: yeah they're pretty gross hahaBusby: they're likeBusby: like joyce carol oates' foot gross

Busby: man have you ever thought about being pregnantBusby: it's pretty fucked upBusby: first, you gotta have this thing inside you right?Busby: and thenBusby: what if the baby is weird?

Poe: what do you mean "weird?"Busby: you know, like weirdBusby: like what if the baby has bad vibesBusby: or it could be like a monsterBusby: could be a worm

Busby: so now this guy is pregnant with wormsBusby: you ever think about being pregnant Busby: with worms?Eric LaRocca: oh yeah yeah all the time

LaRocca: check it out, here's a photo of my worm babyBusby: he's lovelyBusby: he has your clitellum

LaRocca: yeah we have a little playgroupLaRocca: you know, me and the other worm dadsDavid Cronenberg: its good for our worm babies to get enrichmentBarker: i would die for my worm babyBarker: i would kill for my worm baby

Poe: oh yeah that whole worm baby thingPoe: i forgot that was a running gag for a whilePoe: great time to bring it backPoe: people will definitely rememberBarker: well we already brought back joyce carol oates' foot so