Midnight Pals: Mothman (Patreon)

Laurel Hightower: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the mothmanHightower: and there's a truckerHightower: hmm there's a trucker

Tabitha King: so how does this workLaurel Hightower: it’s just like old fashioned internetHightower: it’s the way that lonely but deliciously handsome truckers find love on the open roadHightower: [talking into CB radio] breaker breaker mercy sakes looks like we got us a convoy

Tabitha King: wow, what a story Laurel!Hightower: uh excuse meHightower: I’ll thank you to address me by my trucker handleTabitha King: do i have toHightower: that’s the funTabitha King:Tabitha King: ok “mothmilf”Hightower: use the radio

Hightower: [talking into CB radio] breaker breaker we got butterfly billy on the stump, looks like a full moon over miami breaker breakerTabitha King: what are you sayingHightower: I’m saying that mothman is totally caked outTabitha King:Tabitha King: joe what’s she sayingJoe Hill: [embarrassed] go ask dad

Hightower: for this cover, i want something that really captures the uncanniness of mothmanSlimyswampghost: [drawing] how about this?Hightower: hmmmHightower: that’s PRETTY goodHightower: could you make his ass biggerSlimyswampghost: like the Gunn park commemorative mothman statue?Hightower: yes! exactly like the Gunn Park commemorative mothman statue!

Hightower: breaker breaker put some taillights on that butterfly billySlimyswampghost: ten fourHightower: just hitch a full trailer to that cabSlimyswampghost: roger that Hightower: the bears are gonna pull him over cuz dat ass too phat

Mothman: Looks like my work here is done.Hightower: But you didn’t do anything!Mothman: [chuckling] Didn’t I?