Midnight Pals: The Halloween Factory 4 (Patreon)

King: after witnessing the virgin birth of dracula i sure feel like i got the halloween spirit Debbie Dadey: [pushing glasses up bridge of nose] actually Dadey: for your information, sir, there's no proof that was really dracula Marcia Jones: indubitably my good sir

King: what are you talking about? he performed all the dracula miracles! King: he walked on water! he turned into a bat!  King: renfield even denied him THREE times before the cock crowed!

Dadey: [snort laugh] a common fallacy Dadey: but you see Dadey: dracula Dadey: doesn't drink lemonade King: King: yeah that part did seem kinda weird

Bradbury: ah yes you've got the spirit now, boy, but the night is far from over Bradbury: have you ever wondered Bradbury: why we carve jack-o-lanterns on halloween? Bradbury: journey with me! Bradbury: back! back 5000 years! Bradbury: to ancient egypt! Bradbury: and the very first jack-o'-lanterns!

Bradbury: behold! the first jack-o'-lanterns! Bradbury: 400 feet high, made of 5 million tons of limestone! Bradbury: built to house the sarcophagus of the great pharaoh Ramses XXIII himself! Debbie Dadley: [pushing glasses up bridge of nose] actually Dadley: your information, sir, is highly dubious

Bradbury: quick! ape! clown! cennobite! Bradbury: have you ever wondered Bradbury: why we have skeletons on halloween Barker: no Bradbury: quick! journey with me! Bradbury: back to ancient mexico! 6000 years ago! Bradbury: where skeletons were first invented!

Bradbury: quick! ape! clown! cennobite! Bradbury: have you ever wondered Bradbury: why we get candy on halloween Bradbury: quick! journey with me! Bradbury: back to the fabulous hanging candy gardens of ancient babylon! Bradbury: 8000 years ago!

Bradbury: quick! ape! clown! cennobite! Bradbury: have you ever wondered Bradbury: why we have those giant lawn skeletons on halloween? Poe: how does this help us find dean? Bradbury: quick! journey with me! Bradbury: back to home depot! 10,000 years ago!

Bradbury: quick! ape! clown! cennobite! Bradbury: have you ever wondered Bradbury: why we put razorblades in apples on halloween? Bradbury: quick! journey with me! Bradbury: back to the druids of stone henge! 50 million years ago!

Bradbury: and now you know Bradbury: the reason for the season King: boy that was a night King: but that still didn't help us find dean! Bradbury: didn't it? Dean Koontz: hi guys All: DEAN!?

King: Dean Koontz! where were you all night? we were worried sick Koontz: Aleister Crowley let me come with him when he went egging houses Lovecraft: [rushing in] g-guys i just heard someone egged my house!

Koontz: i'm sorry i ran away Barker: no no I'M sorry dean, i shouldn't have yelled at you King: well i feel like we all learned something tonight Poe: what's that? King: HALLOWEEN RULES! [freeze frame as everyone jumps in the air to high five]