Midnight Pals: Book Endorsement (Patreon)

Stephen King: you guys, have you read the new JK Rowling book? King: this cormorant strike is just incredible stuff! King: it's amazing that she still finds time to write! King: since she's probably busy with other stuff King: i really haven't checked

King: not really sure what she's doing when she's not writing cormorant strike King: probably normal writer things King: luckily, i don't need to worry about that!

King: when i read cormorant strike, it's like i'm reading harry potter again! Poe: ah yes steve, you did like harry potter King: i LOVE harry potter! King: harry potter made my mid-life magical!

King: i mean it's like harry potter, sorta of King: if you think about it Poe: steve King: i mean if harry potter was a detective with really bad gas Poe: steve King: i just really wanna recapture that mid-life adulthood magic i got with harry potter!!

King: i just love cormorant strike! Barker: steve are you ok Barker: where's joe Barker: does she have joe? Barker: is that what's going on here? Poe: no clive he just Poe: he really likes harry potter

JK Rowling: hello children Stephen King: joanne! i really love your new cormorant strike book King: but i have one criticism Rowling: a criticissssm?  Rowling: who do you think you are Rowling: [suspiciously] let me measure your larynx

Rowling: whatsss thiss criticissm King: well, i think cormorant strike would be better King: if the detectives were all going to a sort of boarding school for detectives Rowling: King: and also they should be divided into 4 houses with different scarves

King: maybe there could be a special hat that decides which house each detective goes to Rowling: you're just reinventing harry potter King: no no it would be totally different King: like it could be a deerstalker hat

King: maybe they could play some kind of detective-based sports game that doesn't make a whole lot of sense? Rowling: King: [breaking down] please! i just want more harry potter! Rowling: NO. Rowling: i write sscreedss now

Barker: i just think its great how how you find time to write books between all the transphobia Poe: clive Rowling: Barker: actually thats not right Barker: really kind of implies you pause the transphobia to write the books Rowling: