Midnight Pals: Chip off the old block (Patreon)

Joe Hill: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society I call this the tale of the really creative guy and his vampire car King: wow that’s the chip off the old block! I’m proud of you Barker: oh god not another horror car

Hill: so there’s a type of people called “strong creatives” that have cool and disgusting superpowers Hill: the bad guy uses a really cool car to steal kids and take them to Christmasland- King: what kind of car, son? King: tell me more about  King: the car

Hill: so the bad guy is called Charlie Manx Hill: he seems very charming but watch out!

Hill: so there’s Charlie Manx, he walks into a monster bad guy bar and the other bad guys, boy, they all get scared! King: gosh, joe! he must be really bad news! Hill: like samara and freddy krueger? They see him coming and they leave! He is just! That! Bad! King: wow!

Hill: oh yeah he's the scariest! King: wow! Hill: even pennywise is scared of him! King: w- King: Barker: ah ha ha ha!! Barker: hey steve what do you think of that Barker: don't be shy steve let's hear it Barker: what do you think of your precious baby boy's story ah ha ha

Hill: you always do this dad! You always kinshame my OCs and I won’t have any of it this time! King: but joe, you can’t just spook penny wise!  King: He’s like  King: he's like some kind of glowing space spider!

Hill: fine! New story! I call this The Tale of the Balloon kid Dean Koontz: oh I love balloons! Hill: so there’s this kid named Art Hill: and he’s inflatable Roald Dahl: hehehehehehe ohhh?