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Neil Gaiman: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the limitless reaches of the human imaginationGaiman: for where are we truly free to imagine? in dreams!Gaiman: for the dreamscape is the playground of the inner childGaiman: but what if the concept of dreamingGaiman: was this real cool goth guyAaron Alexovich: yes

Neil Gaiman: and what ifGaiman: death was a goth chickStephen King: like mary?Gaiman: no no not like maryGaiman: not so threatening

Aaron Alexovich: what kind of goth?Alexovich: cuz there's 12 different phyla of goths and over 500 sub-speciesGaiman: oh i don't knowGaiman: they're all lovely

Edward Lee: does this goth chick have big boobsGaiman: well that's not really the point edGaiman: but with the limitless power of the imaginationGaiman: why, they could be as big as you desireLee: whoaLee: what!Lee: for real?!Lee: shit you guys i gotta try this out

Lee: okay i'm imagining a boob as big as the worldLovecraft: n-no you're not!Lovecraft: no one can imagine a boob that big!Lee: i canLovecraft: oh you're so full of shitLovecraft: you cannot!!!

Lovecraft: oh what next? a boob as big as the galaxyLee: yeah i'm thinking of that nowLovecraft: no you're not! you're making that up!Lee: now i'm thinking of a boob the size of like the entire universeLovecraft: you liar!Lovecraft: steve, make him stop!!Robert E Howard: howdy there pardnaHoward: can ya imagine a boob as big as the heart of texasLee: iLee:Lee: i can't imagine thatHoward: [chuckling] too big, huh?Lee: no its justLee: that's kinda abstract

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T. Ledoux

Piers Anthony wrote a short story about giant—I mean, GIANT—boobs; I think it was called “The Barn,” maybe? (If I’m not mistaken, it was likely in a “Dangerous Visions” anthology.)

Bitter Karella

Funny story! I heard about that when I was a boob obsessed teenager and, even though I was absolutely stupid gaga for gigantic honkers, I was so convinced that there was no way it could be real, no way that a legit PUBLISHED story could be about huge barn-filling boobs, that I steadfastly refused to ever bother to look it up. XD

T. Ledoux

to be fair it WAS a dangerous vision

T. Ledoux

(also “honkers” is one of my favorites; a friend and I used to try and narrow down the taxonomy: did those boobs count as hooters? jugs? gazongas?)