Midnight Pals: Concerning (Patreon)

Stephen King: submitted for the Elon Musk: [rising from bushes] eyyyyy itsa me, elon muska! Barker: oh look steve, it's your friend King: we're not friends King: we're barely acquaintances!

Musk: eyyy da twitter gotta de bots Musk: de too many bots! Musk: de only way i can stoppa de bots Musk: i gotta make everyone watch de prager u anti-trans propaganda Musk: its de only way to stoppa de bots King: how does that- Musk: itsa de ONLY WAY

Dennis Prager: i scoured the country, looked high and low, and found one actual detransitioner Prager: here's their story about how they gave up gender euphoria to live a good christian life of self-sacrificing misery Prager: surely this will convince you all

Prager: still not convinced? take a look at this chart [Prager points to chart plotting "trans" against "bad"] Prager: as you can see, the more trans there is, the more bad there is too Musk: mama mia!!! Musk: concerning!

Prager: and look at this chart [reveals chart plotting "hate crimes" against "delicious ice cream"] Musk: mama mia! botha de lines go up! Prager: yes exactly Prager: think about it Prager: you know what you must do Musk: theya couldn't put it inna chart if it wasnta true!

Musk: i buya de twitter Musk: i maka de twitter into de 8chan Musk: i maka de whole world hostile to my unnagrateful transa daughter Musk: itsa de only way to stoppa de bots

Prager: now that i've made my point, i have to get back to my day job Prager: the victimless crime of masturbating to underage porn and also animating bluey knock-offs to indoctrinate kids Prager: don't worry, those two interests are totally separate Prager: definitely no overlap