Midnight Pals: Love on a Battlefield (Patreon)

Stephen King: guys did you hear there’s a  video game campfire too?Mary Shelley:  that sounds like some nerd shitKing: no no there are lots of cool people thereKing: hideo kojima, sid meier, bob bates  King: the 2 guys from andromedaShelley: [cracking knuckles in anticipation]

Hideo Kojima: IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 19XX, MERCENERY GASEOUS SNAKE IS BROUGHT OUT OF RETIREMENT TO FIGHT THE REMNANTS OF THE WOLFDOG UNIT...Kojima: INCLUDING...Kojima: ROPE CHOKER, POISON EATER, TORPEDO LAUNCHER , AXE GRINDER, BOMB DETONATOR, AND DIPPY DOG

Kojima: do you think that love can bloom on a battlefield?Kojima:Kojima: yes...Kojima: even on a battlefield...Ken Williams: hey my girlfriend roberta and I saw you from across the bar and we’re really digging your vibeWilliams: Can we buy you a drink?

Kojima: the villainous traitor bad boy has kidnapped dr good scientist and forced him to help build the ultimate weapon of mass destruction...Kojima: the metal gear...Kojima: it’s like a tank...Kojima: but it can move...Kojima: Kojima: But wait...Kojima: not with treads...Kojima: with legs...

[at Midnight Society]Hideo Kojima: I have an idea for a new video game...Kojima: About you!Stephen King: oh wow a game about us? that sounds pretty ok!Poe: yeah I’d be curious about thisKojima: the game is called ‘the association of Fire Story friends’Kojima: a hideo kojima game...Kojima: written by hideo kojima...Kojima: produced by hideo kojima...Kojima: directed by hideo kojima...Kojima: catering by hideo kojima...

 Kojima: The fire story friend association members names are... Kojima: Bird Scare..Poe:Kojima: Clown daddy...King:Kojima: Knife Stabber...Mary Shelley:Kojima: Little Friend...Dean Koontz: Kojima: Cat Bitch...Clive Barker:Kojima: and Silly Racist...Lovecraft: Lovecraft: w-which one is me

Kojima: SUBMITTED FOR THE APPROVAL OF THE MIDNIGHT SOCIETY I CALL THIS THE TALE OF THE STORY FRIENDS...Kojima: IT IS A GAME WHERE THE GOAL IS NOT TO FIGHT...Mary Shelley: what the hell is this shitThomas Disch: sh let him cookDisch: mr kojima in level 5 is there a way to escape the dungeon w/o the wizard‘s key?Shelley: shut UP nerd

Kojima: In this game, you play as clown daddy...Kojima: bird scare has given him an assignment...Kojima: he must tell a story without anyone hearingKing: wow! incredible!King: hideo, once again you’ve redefined a genre!

Kojima: this story is also about how war is bad...King: whats the theme thoKojima: Kojima: uh, its that war is bad...King:Koontz:Poe:Lovecraft:Barker:Kojima: perhaps this three hour cutscene will explain better...

Kojima: now this next story will be my last ever...Kojima: for real this time...King: aw really?Kojima: yes...King:King: really?