Midnight Pals: Hogwarts Legacy (Patreon)

[mysterious circle of robed figures] Helen Joyce: ok listen when the dark lord gets here Joyce: nobody mention that hogwarts legacy didn't get a single award nomination Joyce: she's going go through a lot Joyce: you know with all those duct problems in her castle

Allison Bailey: i have an idea Joyce: yeah? Bailey: you know how i lost that court case but i just told everyone online that i won? Bailey: what if we just did that? Bailey: i mean that's kind of our thing in general Joyce: delightfully devilish allison

JK Rowling: hello children Helen Joyce: dark lord! congratulations on hogwarts legacy sweeping the game awards! Rowling: what? Joyce: oh yeah absolutely, it won, like, every category Joyce: just massive numbers of awards Joyce: lots of them

Rowling: iss that ssso? weird, they didn't tell me Rowling: usssually when i win ssomething, they ssend me a trophy Joyce: oh no no no Joyce: they didn't want to clutter up your scottish castle with more shabby old awards Rowling: that'sss true Rowling: i do have a lot of awardss

Rowling: what awardsss did i win? Joyce: oh you know umm Joyce: like the number one top video game award Joyce: for Joyce: uhhhh Joyce: most pixels Rowling: oh yeah hogwartsss legacy did have a lot of pixelsss

Rowling: what other awardsss did i win? Joyce: oh you won the Joyce: the golden mousepad Joyce: for Joyce: excellence in Joyce: uh Joyce: pushing Joyce: buttons?

Rowling: i can't believe hogwartsss legacccy didn't get a ssingle nomination! Rowling: how iss that possssible?! Rowling: itsss got blood libel Rowling: i wass under the impresssssion that wass really big right now!