Midnight Pals: Headless Horseman (Patreon)

Mary Shelley: sup fuckersPoe: oh hi maryPoe: you're just in timePoe: washington irving's telling a story tonightShelley: wShelley: washington irving?Poe: yeahPoe: something wrong?Shelley: [blushing furiously] n-no

Washington Irving: [lighting pipe] ba ba ba ba booIrving: hey old man good to see youIrving: hope you're all enjoying this little shindigIrving: now let the ol' groaner take a whirl with a storyIrving: submitted for the approval of the midnight societyIrving: i call this the tale of the headless horsemanIrving: ba ba ba ba boo

Mary Shelley: hi irvineIrving: ahh it's ol' Mary ShelleyIrving: nice to see ya, old manShelley: did youShelley: did you get my letterIrving: [lighting pipe] ba ba ba ba booo

Irving: ba ba ba ba booIrving: let the ol' groaner give out a helping of that new american jiveIrving: the legend of sleepy hollow to be exact, so make it mella, fellaShelley: hiiii irvineIrving: give me some space, son, you're bothering meShelley:Shelley: o-ok

Lovecraft: w-what's wrong? ain't you gonna shiv him?Shelley: shut up howardLovecraft: well it's just that usually when someone gives you the brush offShelley: no one gave me the brush offLovecraft: washington irving just-Shelley: [shivving lovecraft] NO ONE GAVE ME THE BRUSH OFF

King: what's with mary tonight? she's acting real strangePoe: oh she likes washingtonShelley: s-shut upShelley: shut up all of youShelley: I'll shiv each and every one of you if you don't shut up!Poe: it's kind of cuteKing: oh yeah, young love

Washington Irving: clip clip and a clippetty clopIrving: he's out lookin' for a head to swapIrving: so don't try to figure out a planIrving: you can't reason with a headless man!Shelley: god he's so fucking hot