Midnight Pals: The Mysteries (Patreon)

Bill Watterson: what ho, mortalsWatterson: it is i the hermit bill wattersonWatterson: i have lived up in my cave on the mountain for nigh on 30 yearsWatterson: in silent contemplation of the mysteries of the cosmosWatterson: but now i descend to walk amongst youWatterson: to speak of the revelations delivered unto meWatterson: thus spake watterson!

Stephen King: oh my god! bill watterson!Watterson: yesKing: i'm a real big fan of calvin and hobbes you knowWatterson: thank youKing: i've got so many bumper stickers of calvin peeing on things i don't like!Watterson:

Watterson: listen, people! i bear important news-Koontz: i have a question!Koontz: is the transmogrifier real?Frank Belknap Long: god i wish the transmogrifier was real 

King: i love the spaceman spiff strips haha so goodPoe: i prefer the tracer bullet arcs, funny stuffBarker: hey did you draw frazz? c'mon you can tell us, we're cool Watterson: see this is why i don't come down here much

Bill Watterson: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, I call this the tale of the mysteriesWatterson: ok so follow me hereWatterson: what if it turned out that man was just an insignificant speck in an unfathomably vast and hostile universeHP Lovecraft: i know the answer to that one

Watterson: so i realized, in my years of meditation, that man is a meaningless blip in the vast nothing of spaceKing:Poe:Koontz:Barker:Lovecraft:Barker: hahaha Poe: cliveBarker: did you just rediscover cosmic horror from first principles?

Watterson: what if there were things in the universe that we didn't understand?King:Poe:Koontz:Barker:Lovecraft:King: is there more?Watterson: no that's it

Watterson: see, the thing isWatterson: mysteries existWatterson: what are mysteries? we just don't knowWatterson: i'll leave it to your imagination to fill in the restWatterson: you know, like the noodle incidentWatterson: anyway i'll see you all again in another 30 years

Barker: ya know i was always more of a far side fan anywayKing: i always liked garfield, ya know garfield?King: like eating lasagna, hating mondaysKing: classic strip, classic!Frank Belknap Long: i liked ozy and millieBarker: wow frank big surprise