Midnight Pals: The Other Side (Patreon)

Eric Stenbock: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the other side Stenbock: ok so there's this brookStenbock: and everyone in the village says you shouldn't go to the other sideStenbock: they're all like "nooo don't go to the other side"Stenbock: "the other side is bad"Stenock: "the other side is scary"Stenbock: "it's too gay"

Stenbock: but this kid named gabriel goesKing: oh, another gabriel!Stenbock: and gabriel is not like other boysStenbock: all the other boys love violence and sports ballStenbock: he's super sensitive and artistic and gentle

Stenbock: you know, he's just...Stenbock: differentBarker: oh believe me I knowKing: is this about being gay?Barker: steve its decadent literature, of course its about being gay

Stenbock: now gabriel has a friend named carmillaKing: oh!King: another carmilla?King: you really like those namesStenbock: yes!

Stenbock: so on the other side of this brookStenbock: there's wolves and werewolves and wolves with the heads of people and people with the heads of wolves and wolves with people legs and also people with wolf tails (and they all have red eyes) and wolves with people ears and people with wolf earsStenbock: and some scary owls too

Eric Stenbock: hey does anyone here know anything about vampiresBram Stoker: oh i'm your manStenbock: cuz i think i might be a vampireStoker:Stoker: okay umStoker: why do youStoker: why do you think that

Stenbock: well see i think i might be a vampireStenbock: cuz i really really like menStoker:Stenbock: you know, like, sexuallyStoker: that's not a vampire thing

Stenbock: are you sure? cuz i feel like it isStenbock: i feel like me liking dudes is definitely a vampire thingStoker: no vampires are not gayStenbock: i dunno, i'm gonna ask le Petit ComteStoker: do NOT ask le petit comte!Stenbock: [through le petit comte] vampires are gayStoker: they are not gay!Stoker: shut up!Stoker: shut up you stupid puppet!Barker: bram are you yelling at the puppetStoker: well...!Stoker: well, he's wrong!!!