Midnight Pals: The Sun (Patreon)

Aleister Crowley: and now as we approach the winter solsticeCrowley: great god apollo, great master brain thinker guy thothCrowley: all the little thelematic sprites and bogglesCrowley: now is the time that the great beast saysCrowley: DO AS THOU WILT!!Crowley: I'M THE GREAT BEAST!!!

Crowley: now that its the winter solsticeCrowley: its time to pay tribute to the spirits of the season Victor Neuburg: how're we gonna do that boss?Crowley: we're gonna eat this big block of hashish and fuckCrowley: love to keep the holiday traditions alive

Crowley: great sun god ra, hear our prayers andLauren M Davis: [appearing in a flash] who dares call upon my fiery majesty?Davis: whom the egyptians named ra, the greeks named apollo, the aztecs named Huitzilopochtli?Davis: as the duly noted owner of the sun, that is infringing on my intellectual propertyCrowley: your...?Crowley: oh man i am too high for this right now

Lauren M Davis: since the dawn of time, mankind has yearned to destroy the sunDavis: i do the next best thingDavis: i own it!Davis: as surely as disney owns day of the deadDavis: as surely as family guy owns double dribbleDavis: as surely as snapesnogger owns nagasDavis: i will copyright the sun!

Davis: Gaze upon the fiery majesty of the sun ©!!!Davis: NO on second thought, don't!Davis: no one look at me!Davis: you! plants!Davis: you dare to photosynesize with my holy rays??Davis: I hope you got a good lawyer

Crowley: you can't own the sunCrowley: the sun isCrowley:Crowley: itsCrowley: its you knowCrowley: it'sVictor Neuburg: its a star isn't it?Crowley: SHUT UP NERDBURG I KNOW WHAT THE SUN ISCrowley: I WAS JUSTCrowley: I WAS JUST PAUSING FOR EFFECT OR SOMETHINGCrowley: I DON'T EVEN LIKE YOU AT ALL, JUST SHUT UP!