Midnight Pals: Inferno (Patreon)

Dario Argento: eyyyy itsa me dario!Argento: you all lika da suspiria yes?Koontz: yeah suspiria was great!Poe: yeah, great filmKing: we love it!Argento: eyyy now you really gonna lova when i bringa youArgento: Inferno!

Argento: so there's dissa girlArgento: you thinka she's the main characterArgento: but thenArgento: mama mia she getta stabbed!! now she dead!King: whoa! what a fake-out!Poe: never saw it comingArgento: now there's dissa other girl

Argento: now there's dissa aother girlArgento: you thinka she's the main characterKoontz: is she?Argento:Argento: noArgento: eyyyy disruptiano!

Argento: mama mia dissa other girl, she getta stabbed! now she's-a dead!Argento: and there's dissa other girlArgento: anna you thinka she's the main characterKoontz: what happens to her?Argento: well, she-a da main characterKoontz: ohh okArgento: haha no i maka da joke, she getta killed too!

Argento: but dissa girl, she don't getta stabbedArgento: she getta attacked by cats!Argento: mama mia so many cats!Argento: almost like someone right standing offa da stageArgento: right outta da line ova da cameraArgento: is throwing da cats at herLovecraft: well, i don't approve of throwing cats

Argento: an dissa guy he put alla da cats in a big bagLovecraft: noArgento: and he go to throw da cats in da riverLovecraft: what theLovecraft: No!Lovecraft: i can forgive racism, but i draw the line at cruelty to cats

Argento: he gonna go drown da catsArgento: but denArgento: mama mia!Argento: alla da RATS, dey come outta de sewer, dey bite him!Argento: an it looka like he done forArgento: but then a random hot dog salesman come and choppa his head instead!Poe: dario, are any of these events connected to each other in any way   Argento: no!