Midnight Pals: X-Men (Patreon)

Stephen King: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of when the X-Men fought the literal embodiment of hungerKing: it was for a charity comicPoe: oh right right of courseLovecraft: of courseBarker: gotchaKoontz: wowww! x men!!

King: so kitty pryde goes to the get some foodKing: but then suddenlyKing: she starts losing weight!King: now normallyKing: i think that sort of this is goodKing: usually i think the opposite is way scarierKing: but this timeKing: it's bad

King: what's the cause of Kitty Pryde's unnatural weight loss?King: it's the evil mutant ghost embodiment of hungerKing: the monstrous force known asKing: "hungry"Barker: ba ha ha haPoe: clive

Barker: "Hungry!?"King: yeah, his name is hungryBarker: like, the adjective?King: yeah iBarker: ah ha ha haKing: i don't see whats so funnyKing: yeah, his name is hungryKing: see, this one time he said to his dad "i'm hungry"King: and his dad said "hi hungry, i'm dad"

King: anyway the point is that its about kitty prydeKing: that super hero you all know and loveKoontz: i like superman! superman is the best super heroKing: ha ha well dean you're certainly entitled to your opinionKing: there's no reason for us to fightKing:King:

Alan Moore: [appearing in a clap of thunder] who dares call upon the arch magus?King: we need you to settle an argumentMoore: speak your question, mortal, and gain wisdomKing: who's the best superheroMoore:Moore: do you have any questions that aren't about that

Moore: the arch magus can see through time, control the very movements of the cosmosMoore: and you dare to ask a question about comic booksKing: well i just thought since you love comics so-Moore: the answer is herbie popneckerKing:Moore: herbie popnecker is the best super hero

King: i'm sorry, herbie popnecker?Moore: yes herbie popneckerKing:Koontz:Barker:Poe:Lovecraft:Moore: "you want i should bop you with my lollipop?"Moore: haha it doesn't get old!

Moore: i must now return to my mountain fortress [disappears in a clap of thunder]King:Koontz:Poe:Barker:Lovecraft: