Midnight Pals: Whale Tale (Patreon)

Daniel Kraus: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the whale  Stephen King: sounds like a whale of a tale!  Kraus:  Kraus: yeah actually that's accurate  Kraus: it IS a whale of a tale if you think about it  Kraus: i'm gonna start using that

Kraus: its about a diver in seach of his dead father  Kraus: who gets swallowed by a whale  Kraus: which allows him to come to terms with things  Kraus: men would literally get eaten by a whale to avoid going to therapy

Kraus: so he gets eaten by a whale while he's looking for his father  King: looking for his father in a whale? haha who's his father, gepetto?  King: haha get it? cuz  Barker: steve shut up  Barker: you got lucky with that "whale of a tale" line, lightning's not gonna strike twice

King: hey clive that's not fair, you tell jokes all the time  Barker: yeah but mine are good  King: well gee  King: i guess i'm no good at whale jokes  King: more like a whaleFAIL  King: oh!!! and I'm back in the saddle!  Barker: no you're not steve

Kraus: so this guy gets eaten by a whale  Kraus: now he only has an hour to both resolve his childhood trauma and escape digestion  King: you know if i was swallowed by a whale, i think i could escape  King: i don't think it would be too hard

Kraus: oh you think you could escape from a whale? oh do you? how would you do that steve  King: i'd climb out the blowhole  King: i'm pretty sure that's how its done  Kraus: this isn't a cartoon steve!!  King: no no i'm pretty sure i saw it in a  King: uhh  King: documentary

Kraus: the inside of a whale is not just some big open space where the stomach connects to the blowhole!  Barker: no i'm pretty sure steve's right  Kraus: oh NOW you're on his side?  Barker: i'm always on the side of truth  Poe: clive don't be an instigator

Frank Belknap Long: hey i have a question  Long: is this vore?  Kraus:  Kraus:  Kraus: what?  Long: cuz i only like soft vore  Barker: fuckin coward

Dean Koontz: i don't like this story  Koontz: it makes me think about what if I got eaten by a whale!  Poe: daniel do you have anything more appropriate for dean  Kraus: i have this story about teddy bears  Poe: well that sounds lovely  Kraus: no  Kraus: it's not