Midnight Pals: The Mind Killer (Patreon)

Denis Villeneuve: hey frank what if we put a giant rubber bondage spider in duneFrank Herbert: [snorting space cocaine] sounds great!

David Lynch: what if i taped a cat to a rat and then you had to suck the cat titties to get a poison antidoteFrank Herbert: [snorting space cocaine] top notch work, guysHerbert: love how you're all really making the story your own

Frank Herbert: anyway there's politics happening on dunePoe: i thought we already did this bitKing: yeah frank you said if we sat through the political intrigue we'd get to see the wormHerbert: YOU'LL SEE THE WORM WHEN I'M GODDAMN READY OKAY

Barker: WORMHerbert: no noBarker: WORM!Herbert: not again

Barker: c'mon everybody! say it with me! WORM!Poe:King:Lovecraft:Koontz:Koontz: wormBarker: Yeah!! now you got it!Koontz: WORMKoontz: WORM!!!

Barker: that's the spirit! now steveKing: WORM! Barker: howardLovecraft: WORM! Barker: edgarPoe:Barker: c'mon edgar bro don't leave me hangingPoe:Poe: okay finePoe: WORM!Barker: now we're cooking!

Herbert: look i know you all  like the worm but here's something even better than the wormHerbert: so the Bene Gesserit have this special boxEdward Lee: haha hell yeah broHerbert: see, you gotta put your hand in the boxLee: haha hell YEAH BRO

Angela Carter: hey everyone what's happeningKing: frank was just telling us about this special box that you put your hand intoCarter: oh yeah i know all about thatKing: what?Carter: nothingCarter: justCarter: nothing, never mind, just go on with the story

Herbert: ok see you put your hand in this box and it's the worst pain a man can endureCarter: oh yeah the pain A MAN can endureCarter: cuz we all know the incredibly high threshold of pain that men haveHerbert:Herbert: well, it really hurts ok

Herbert: it's literally the worst, most unendurable painMary Shelley: i bet i could endure itHerbert: um no you couldn'tShelley: yeah but i could endure itHerbert: NO you couldn'tShelley:Shelley: bet i could

Shelley: i'm not scared of some fuckin nerd boxShelley: i'd stick my hard in that box so hardShelley: like, ALL the way into that fuckin boxPatricia Highsmith: [immediately inhaling cigarette down to ashes]

Herbert: but if you take your hand out of the box you get stabbed w a gom jabbarShelley: anyone tries that and i'd fuck em upHerbert: you don't even know what a gom jabbar is!!Shelley: i don't need to knowHerbert: [to King] she doesn't even know what a gom jabbar is