Midnight Pals: Dunc (Patreon)

Denis Villeneuve: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of duncVilleneuve: and unlike david lynchDavid Lynch: the dark in the deep, the eyes in the snailVilleneuve: i intend to be faithful to frank herbert original visionVilleneuve: of dunc

Villeneuve: so anyway, duneVilleneuve: desert planetVilleneuve: not a drop of waterVilleneuve: let's talk political intrigueClive Barker: booo!Barker: show us the worm!Barker: we want the worm!

Villeneuve: there's a lot more to dune than just the wormBarker: let's vote on itBarker: who wants to see the worm?Villeneuve: we don't need to focus on the wormKing: i would like to see the worm

Barker: dean what do you think?Koontz: golly i dunno!Barker: do you wanna hear about boring political intrigue OR do you wanna see a giant worm?Koontz: whoa! i wanna see the worm!Villeneuve: that's not fair, of course he's gonna vote for the worm when you frame it like that!

Villeneuve: look i know you all wanna see the wormVilleneuve: but the worm's the big money shot, we gotta build up to the wormAll: [chanting] Worm! Worm! Worm!

Villeneuve: ok fine! here's the worm!Villeneuve: just a gigantic anus!King:Poe:Barker:Koontz:Lovecraft:King: is it uhKing: is it supposed to look like an anus?Villeneuve: YES!

[gigantic sand worm anus on screen]Villeneuve: [leaning over to girlfriend] that's the wormVilleneuve: what, you all seem disappointed with my giant anus worm?King:Poe:Barker:Koontz:Lovecraft:David Lynch: the dark in the deep, the eyes in the snailVilleneuve: oh don't you be so fucking smug

Villeneuve: ok so you're disappointed with the wormVilleneuve: what if there was a giant rubber bondage spider?Barker: helloVilleneuve: just for no reason, it's just thereVilleneuve: who gives a fuck

Poe: frank, what do you think of this whole sand worm debacle?Herbert: sand worms!Herbert: [turns to camera] you know i love 'em!