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there can be absolutely no doubt that aurora is your daughter. the way both of you absolutely refuse to go to bed. i spent the last hour trying to coax our daughter to sleep after my parents managed to completely throw her routine into chaos in the few nights she spent over there. just when i thought i’d finally gotten her to bed, she turns up at our bedroom door and crawls between us. theo is fast asleep in his connected crib, the only member of this family who seems to actually want a bedtime. as soon as rora is snuggled between us she demands another bedtime story so she can go to sleep. apparently you want one too. she wants the three little pigs, but the only rule is it can’t be the way i usually tell it. give me a minute to figure out a new twist on an old tale.

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livy ♡

oh my god 😭

livy ♡

yes i was already here what about it

gigi

No hahaha i’m with you😭😭

dayviona

kicking my feet and giggling rn

Isa🌞

it’s okay girl me too <3

morgan 🤍

omg i can’t wait to get into bed and listen to this <3

Laila

Thank you for making going to sleep enjoyable <3

nelle

I LOVEEEE

princess 💞

OMFG THIS IS SO CUTE 🥺🥺🥺🥺 I was so nervous for therapy tomorrow but my nerves have been soothed

m a y a 🩶

lmfaoooo me snooping at work bcs i get fomo😭

Aiza🩷🌸

Thank you for more parenthood audios!!! <3

Moi

yes yes yes and YES!

Rikki

You heard the man, time for bed

Jess

Its 4:23pm but I don't care

lina

JUST IN TIME 🥹 just got out of my candlelight shower (can highly recommend, the tiktok girlies were right)

Aiza🩷🌸

The description is so beautiful, family bedtime is so precious <3

Jess

Girl me too lol

Dom

Oh my gosh 🥹🤍 I may cry

ROSHA

I'm kicking my feet in the air right now 😭😭

ᥫ᭡

I LOVEEE PARENTHOOD

Aiza🩷🌸

“My girls” my heart🤚🏼🩷

Stacey

omgg

evelyn.

and i just got into bed YES GAWDD

ᥫ᭡

literally perfect time too i js got into bed <3

Millie

God I love being an imaginary mother

Lazzy

Am I listening now? Yes. Will I be listening later when I actually go to bed? Of course🤧

evelyn.

ty for this k 💝

honey

i LOVE parenthood audios

B 🖤

K saving the day frfr

peonygirl

oh hi king, i just woke up and ur telling me a bedtime story 😭 gm <3

Emilia Green

I literally just opened the app ahhh

ashley

family bedtime and a silly story??? 🥇🤌🏽

Carolina

I’ve just read the title but I can tell I’m going to be smiling the entire time listening to this! 🥰

Sassypants

I already know can’t deal with this & I haven’t even listened yet 🥹😭 I see that “Patreon exclusive” tag 😍

Moi

may all your pillows be cold and have the sweetest dreams my heart ✨

sam

i love our little family <3

Cat

Kids are expensive, kids are expensive, kids are expensive 🫪

smilehoyaaaaaa💜

stoppppp I missed the parenthood audios sm😭 ty K💕

Lyriqq

I love this series so muchhhhhh

han♡

i just jumped up and cheered THANK YOU K

P

I haven’t listened yet but I dunno if this can beat the other 3 little pigs audio you have iykyk 😂 I love that one it’s so silly

ashley

ok maybe having one or two wouldn’t be so bad…

Shiffa

title made me smile so wide omg K

Mina

Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building? Yes, a building can't jump.

Nija

Okay definitely doing a candlelight shower that sounds amazing right now 😭

leem

I’ve played these games before I don’t know how much I can trust your retellings

lina

It’s SO calming 🥹

Becca

Parenthood 💕🥹💕

sam marie

Oh my heart 💕💕💕💕

Mimame

This is so cute 🥹 And just in time for bedtime too

CloverUnderCovers

Yay were back home from the hospital! However im still at work so ill listen when I get home but yall lowkey---- the parenthood audios are almost always my favorite! Ty K baby!

meliweli

i love these so much they genuinely heal my inner child 🩷 i can’t wait to put all this love into a mini me

honey

this may just be the best remix of the three little pigs i’ve ever heard

Moon

A full family audio ❤️ This is probably what perfection is because how is this so cute.

BeforeKnightFalls

our little secret will either come back or get a re-vamp, I love that story and still wanna do stuff with it <3

Teyah Hauckes

"my girls"?!" Omg I can't!😭😍

Tiara 🎀

i just took a break from studying.. what a treat🥹

Amerivanzyl

Thats it Im ready for baby #3

Aiza🩷🌸

I loved the story!! The wolf seems so nice, just a man trying to do his job. All the huffing and puffing led to something good for the boys🐺💨

xenia✨

EEEK!! omg this is so domestic im a puddle of mush!! 😭 so freaking sweet 🥹💕

Juju A

Omg I love this 🥹🥹 you’re really spoiling us

Destiny

Got butterflies as soon as I read “girls.” The parenthood audios are some of my faves!

Little Bear (Bella)

I feel like i’ll never be able to catch up on these audios LOL i feel like Bruce Bogtrotter from Matilda with the chocolate cake 🤣💕 (i’m not complaining because i love all of these audios so much)

Jess

I'm hoping this is Patreon Exclusive. The rest of the world doesn't deserve free access to this. LOL

Kay Jay - Celestial Aquamarine 🔮🌙🌌🪐✨️☪️

This is so cute. 😂🤣🥰😇😴😴 And Code enforcement of my borough was riding down my street this morning and said hello to me! (I think the house getting renovated next door doesn't have permits visible 👀👀 but that's not really my business. Just my guess, haven't seen these folks since before the panini)

Jess

I just noticed the Patreon Exclusive tag.

Amy

I love this series sooo much !

🧚🏾 Samiosa 🧚🏾

Omg dude I love this!! Your last little pigs bedtime story audio is one of my all time favs! Thank you for bringing the 3 little pigs back again in another new form! Seriously K whenever you actually become a dad your kid(s) are going to be the happiest bedtime kid(s) in the world

sara

I can sleep with a happy ending for this day

🧚🏾 Samiosa 🧚🏾

Oh yeah and thank you for making this one have a much happier ending than the last one! 😂

Jess

I know you said you don't script your videos but I have to know if you did all of this off the top of your head?

abbs

I’m so excited to go to bed now 🥹

Dom

The True Story of the 3 Little Pigs by Jon Scieszka was one of my favorite books growing up.

Violet

21 MINUTES?! TIME TO GET IN MY MOTHA BAG

Lena

AAAHHHH THIS IS CUTEEEE

honeyyyjazz

im too young for kids im too young for kid im too young-

sTargaze

It's the little moments like these that makes parenthood so beautiful 🤩

Angelqiqi

This is adorable 🥹 Sweet K! Wish I could sleep in now, but off to work I go 😔

chae ♡

i love rora and theo🥹

Aiza🩷🌸

My favourite family🩷♾️ Rora and Theo are the best!! <3

s.erin.a kyla

It takes a village to raise a kid and I'm just one person..

chae ♡

im thinking of js commenting hours later so that k doesnt see the comments

chae ♡

does it work

purpleyamaguchis

needed this i just cutoff a situationship lol

Elisa🎃

Yay more parenthood!!! 💖

Nija

I hope you have a good session!

ari

Texas A&M is taking me out💀 gig ‘em Rora😭

A

Rora must be the best toddler in the world. You’re telling me you got through that story without 1000 questions/ interruptions?! 😂💕

Carrie

This is so awesome

jai

i’ve been really struggling with cuteness aggression lately. this is causing me physical pain.

Eden

This is my future. Manifesting this always, I need this to be my future

AJ-101

Am I the only one who wants a fast forward to Theo waking up to eat??? Or maybe poor mama has to wake up to feed him 😭

Antoinette

I definitely needed this today thank you 🥺🫶🏼

Franzis H

This is way too cute to actually fall asleep and miss a word. So even desperatly wanting to sleep i'm still not. 🤫

Aiza🩷🌸

Little Theo baby snores🥺❤️

F

Cuteness overload and it works 😴

F

Im ready for another “ i want to put a baby in you” audio OR maybe a surprise baby #3. It happens often 😁

Casey Jean

I can’t wait to crawl into bed and listen to this omg

AJ-101

Omg you’re literally amazing! I’m so excited <3

Jess

Agreed but we should probably give Theo his proper time to shine before we make an oops baby

ScoobyDoo

I know he’s probably not going to see this but these audios are genuinely the only thing that keep my nervous system regulated :) This has to be the hardest year of my life and there is genuinely no rest from it ever. It is a constant state of chaos except for when I listen to these audios on my walks or before I go to sleep. So thank you 🫶✨

MB

Kinda wish I wanted to be a mother so I could really connect with these audios 😭 they’re still so cute

H

Baby fever go awayyy, it’s just like babysitting my toddler niece and baby nephew .

Jess

Can we have more bedtime story audios in the future please

Jess

wait theres another one? *Goes to look*

P

It’s called “not so classic bedtime story” 😅

Amma Marfo

The real villain is bureaucracy and chronic administrative under-staffing…

Amma Marfo

And University of HAMburg you know what good for him

Bed_full_of_Crumbs

It's so good! There's definitely a silly German accent involved.🤭

kipper

ginning so hard rn the old three little pig audio is one of my favorite to go back too and this one did not disappoint ah!!!! K you did it again x3

Jess

Found it. Thank you he did it before I was on here.

Kickis

First: This audio knocked me out so good when I woke up at 3AM. Second: Y'ALL DID THE THING! 😭💙🇺🇸

pollux

unfortunately for me who wanted to sleep ten minutes ago, i am now terribly invested in this rendition of the three little pigs and have to finish the audio before i can sleep

WatchTheStars

Aww. 🥹 German engineering for the win.

Sassypants

Thanks for making the wolf a dude who’s just trying to do his job 🥹

Nancy

I slept THROUGHHHHH this!! Like immediately the story started, I was drifting in and out. 10/10, no notes

yesnomaybe

what the hell that actually made me fall asleep 💀

Lrn45

I've been waiting to listen to this all day 🙌