the guy next door (Patreon)
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2026-11-07 18:10:23
Imported:
2026-11
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you just moved in next door. it’s your first day in the new apartment and as you’re taking out the trash you find yourself locked out. just then your next-door neighbor opens his door. you come face to face with me, you try to play it off but i quickly realize what’s going on. you could go down to the office and pay an absurd price to have them walk up five flights of stairs just to unlock your door. or maybe i hop over from my balcony and see if you left your sliding door open. it’s way better than paying the office, and worst case you’re back to where you started. i don’t mind, i wasn’t really doing anything that pressing, and i’m always happy to help out a neighbor.