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Every Nickelodeon Kid's Choice Awards "Best Animated Movie" - Reviewed and Ranked! [PART 1] (Patreon)

Published:
2022-07-01 17:56:29
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2022-07-01 17:58:15
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2026-06
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TIMESTAMPS AND LINKS TO PART 2 BELOW

Okay so this idea is a little out there, but this is a video I'm going to be working on down the line. This is a spiritual successor to my old Every X Movie Reviewed in 10 Words or Less videos, but this time instead of focusing on a specific movie studio it's centered around the Nickelodeon Kid's Choice Awards, an award show voted on by kids! One of their categories is "Best Animated Film", and I think there's one question we're all dying to know the answer to:

Just how wrong are these children?

I watched EVERY nominated movie. All 93 of them, from 2006 to 2022. That's more movies than any other list I've done so far! I saw which movie the kids picked, and then I picked my own winner from each batch!

This list includes dozens and dozens of movies I haven't covered in any of my videos before, including almost every Illumination movie (the Minions guys), every Blue Sky movie (the Ice Age people), and more!

Turns out it takes a very long time to talk about 93 movies. I ended up talking for 3 and a half hours, so I've split this into two posts! The first half is accessible to all Patrons, the second half is only available for $5+ patrons.

I've also included timestamps below as well as my full list of ratings!

TIMESTAMPS (ORGANIZED BY YEAR):

Intro - 0:002006 - 3:262007 - 9:552008 - 26:282009 - 29:262010 - 31:452011 - 39:372012 - 44:312013 - 52:172014 - 58:262015 - 1:04:01

Check out the full list of movies and their ratings here (unless you want to guess which movie the kids and I liked best while listening, it can be more fun to be surprised! Some of the kids' picks are... baffling, to say the least.)

 Listen to the second half of the post here! https://www.patreon.com/posts/68355120 

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Skull Thunder

I have to admit, though I do feel bad for you since you had to watch all the Ice Age movies, your initial reaction to "Ice Age: The Meltdown" being "OH DEAR GOD" absolutely kills me every time I hear it.

BigMoffers

I didn’t really enjoy the third HTTYD movie either, but I will say the final scene where Toothless recognizes Hiccup’s scent and his eyes widens with joy made me fucking cry it was so adorable.

Elated Megalodon

I agree with you 99% about happy feet... but am I the only one who thinks they kinda popped the fuck off in the climax?... like, that sequence of the weird 40k inquisition penguins singing to drown out the dancing fucks so hard, and I don't know why

Drednot

UPDATE! Blue McAcks are no longer extinct!

Filler Channel

Years late, but as a fan of the HTTYD book series (you have to trust me when I say they hit different for a certain type of kid back in the day)… I think the third movie was trying to emulate the end of the book series, where the dragons do leave humans and disappear. The problem being, that had been set up across a 12-book series since the very first book’s prologue, while it came out of nowhere in the movies so they could set up a TV show I guess. Plus the dragons in the books are *very* different (most of them are fully sapient, there’s a history of genocidal wars between them and humans culminating in the last couple books, and it’s very much an imperfect solution to the problem borne of human nature with the hope that things will be better someday).

Robert Swenson

I love these reviews. Even if ai dont agree with every review, I appreciate somebody having concrete oppinions about things.

Kruh-Daze

I just finished listening to your Reviews In Many Words for Disney, Dreamworks and Ghibli so this came out at the perfect time.

Kruh-Daze

Oh god yes I remember 2007 as the year of The Big Three Sequels That Sucked: Pirates of the Caribbean 3, Spider-Man 3, and Shrek the Third.

Justin Montana

This explains your Twitter recently. Excited to see where this marathon goes!

Kompy

I can't find the second half of the post, the link just goes back to this post

JimmyJames

I always thought they were dropping hints that Toothless was potentially orphaned. They never confirm this, but they say that he doesn’t know about all of his abilities, that he doesn’t know how to perform a mating dance, (that could be bc the Lightfury is a different species and has a different mating dance, but Toothless doesn’t seem familiar with the concept of a mating dance at ALL) and I haven’t seen the third movie in a while but I think they said that the the main villain had hunted them all to extinction in either the second or third movie.

JimmyJames

Also the fact that you call Blue’s VA Michael Cera is hilarious bc it’s actually Jesse Eisenberg, and the biggest distinguishing feature between those two is that Jesse Eisenberg is clearly an asshole and Michael Cera is not clearly an asshole, and Blue’s char is Jesse Eisenberg pretending he’s a nice nerd instead of the mean one he seems to actually be

FeyHaeven

The link to part 2 doesn't work, which sucks because I was really getting into this

JelloApocalypse

Works for me! You can also use the tags on this post or navigate using hte pinned post.