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Video By - AlexxMedia https://www.instagram.com/alexxmedia The Flagrant 2 podcast is a comedy and sports show hosted by stand up comedians Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh. Only these two would give you the analysis by assholes that is usually limited to the barbershop and the locker room. Join the Patreon Asshole Army: http://bit.ly/2xQwHYf Follow the assholes on social: Andrew Schulz Instagram - http://bit.ly/2XLG6iV Twitter - http://bit.ly/2M0LlEB Facebook - http://bit.ly/2JIgTMC Akaash Singh Instagram - http://bit.ly/2JCQ9hF Twitter - http://bit.ly/2Lq3xHZ Facebook - http://bit.ly/32w609g AlexxMedia Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/alexxmedia/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/alexxmedia Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/alexxandersonmedia Get Flagrant 2 Merch! http://bit.ly/2JDHfk5 #AndrewSchulz #AkaashSingh #AlexxMedia New York native and internationally touring stand-up, Andrew Schulz is known for his hilarious and unsafe comedy. He has starred in the sitcom BENDERS (now available on Netflix), can be seen in Amazon’s SNEAKY PETE, HBO’s CRASHING, and on MTV including GUY CODE and GIRL CODE. In the podcast realm, Schulz can be heard on the wildly popular THE BRILLIANT IDIOTS — co-hosted by nationally syndicated radio and television personality Charlamagne tha God — the hilarious sports commentary podcast FLAGRANT 2, and the film and TV analysis podcast WESTERBROS. He has made major appearances on The Joe Rogan Experience, Bert Kreischer’s BERTCAST, Joey “coco” Diaz The Chuch of What’s Happening Now, and Theo Von’s This Past Weekend. He has even done solo interviews with the likes of Lil Duval and many others. Andrew’s online presence has touched hundreds of millions of people across the globe and his unconventionally funny approach to the comedy world has launched him into stardome. His shows Dropping In and Inside Jokes will rack of hundreds of thousands of views weekly. Nothing is off limits for Schulz, from sex to race, and even the occasional audience heckler roast, Andrew is hungry to be the best. He can be seen in New York City performing regularly at New York Comedy Club and the Comedy Cellar.

Comments

Briezy

Good morning everyone!!! TGIF

Mac

It’s like Christmas morning...time to eat a blue chew and enjoy the show 😳

Dr Cock Mclongerballs PHD

From what I saw in Afghanistan and Iraq they wouldnt mind if it was a bunch of little boys. Thats the reason why we had to seperate the boys from the men.

MrNails

Been waiting for this.

itshimaurice

Thank you. something for me to listen to while I deliver these packages. Good morning assholes.

Dr Cock Mclongerballs PHD

We need a new war for real for real. Need to purge a lot of pansies. I'm down for this Wuhan stock pile.

Bambi's Stepmom

That's what I'm talking about, mail carriers for life

Dr Cock Mclongerballs PHD

Also Andrew cleaning your gun on the porch is a bad idea in that situation. If shit pop off you're probably going to struggle getting it put back together and have a horrible reaction time to anything happening.

Mac

While holding a glizzy

Thomasz Yesensky

Yo no homo but two fashion questions. Are Akash and Andrew going to be coordinating wearing the same shoes every episode now? And why does Andrews sleeves have sleeves?

Will

the double sleeve bandit

Brice Bassett

Akash rocking that RSVLTS button up. 🔥

Chance Coleman

The big difference between "voting in person" and "protesting in person" is poling stations are government funded, protesting isn't. The government decides how many poling stations there are, and where they are. That's why mail in voting is nearly a necessity for poor or spread out communities.

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There is no age of consent in Islam, as soon as you hit puberty (Menstruation) you’re able to consent. Some girls start menstruating at the age of 9, hence why the Prophet (pbuh) married Aisha (ra).

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Tbf I’m Muslim and I get why girls would dislike Islam. Islam was revolutionary back then... but just like Andrew said times have changed.

Joshua Williams

Yo I thought I was the only one who notice that in Afghanistan

Dr Cock Mclongerballs PHD

Man the stories I have about young boys and sheep are crazy. Used to see the local army sneaking both up into the guard towers and see some crazy shit on infrared. Not to mention the detention camps.

Martimus

When Mark said "thats why they call them traitors" I went OOOOOOOO with all them lmfao

Billyjoe

Who’s gonna tell em that the couple was from St. Louis and the protestors broke down their gate and wasn’t on the sidewalk?

Ryan Cerini

oh man..... you're on that fr?

Trey Womack

We’re all going to tell at this point 😭😂

F K

As a Muslim, the 72 virgin thing isn’t true lol. It’s a myth btw. Also everyone will be 33 in heaven

DeonBigglez

I agree with Alex about mail in voting. It’s a lot harder to fake than you think. My mail in vote from this Tuesday in Florida had a barcode on it and I had to sign it. It goes to whatever address you’ve registered to vote at which most people set when they do their drivers license. They also regularly audit the registration lists before elections to get rid of dead people, but it’s impossible to catch everybody. Some people receive their ballots, vote and send it off, then die a week later. Is that considered voter fraud? So with Andrew’s scenario you’d have to do a ton of research and figure out who’s died recently, find their addresses, and then steal the mail of all the dead people before the people living at their address collect the mail. I think the real concern with mail in voting is if the people that live at the dead person’s old address used the dead person’s ballot to cast an extra vote. I’m absolutely sure that happens, but once it gets to the polling place the signature gets validated anyways. So they’d have to forge the signature and pass the eye test at the polling place. I’m more concerned with polling officials throwing out ballots because they determine the signature doesn’t match enough. We’re all at the mercy of the people that actually count the votes. I live in a red area so I dropped my mail in ballot off at the poll place to make sure it at least made it there. But who’s to say a ballot counter won’t notice my ghetto ass name and the part of town I live in, do the math and decide I probably lean a certain way, and then decide my signature doesn’t match enough? At the end of the day we’re relying on pollsters to be unbiased.

AC

I haven't started watching the new episode. But if y'all didn't talk about the new Call of Duty trailer, I'm gonna be disappointed fam. That's some red pill shit, if the original video isn't some CIA fabrication.

Cdlrrcb

One thing i'd like to see Andrew bring up since he likes to get a little conspiratorial is how the USPS Union is Endorsing Joe Biden. Which in (tin foil) theory they could kinda just throw away ballots from a red district since odds are votes from that district would go to trump. Also Fauci said its okay if they do facemask and social distancing to in person vote.

CrowdedSpaces

Andrew lowkey conservative and Akaash right behind him. Everything left is open season anything right it’s “let’s be fair. Let’s look at it objectively”. The flagrant train is a little Down syndrome-ish

Back Upwards

Jews have 613 commandments. Other religions are just watered down versions of that

Illu

Luay Melebari

Finally subscribed!! Certified asshole now

Manny Osuba

Indians speak English in slow motion

Back Upwards

He the dry ass p word of the podcast

Callie

You're exactly right. They stopped "keeping that same energy" a long time ago. They love to talk about Biden's supposed mental decline but have never talked about Trump's which has been documented since he took office. Not to mention Trump can't stay on topic or give a coherent answer and Biden just did a speech at the DNC that even conservatives admit was well done. The boys have become hypocrites. I still love them for the laughs but the respect is gone.

Nicole

Akaash is right. Al is being too biased with everything. Gaaaaay

Arun

My boy Akaash is lit 🔥🔥

Nicolas Sandoval

All I want is you guys to stop cutting parts of the video, I want that shit raw, this is FLAGRANT 2, we are here for the raw uncut opinions and the feelings vs facts is a brilliant idea to continue doing . But mainly I notice all the patreon cuts, if the people cant take the real flagrantcy, or however you would spell it, then this is the wrong place for them the whole point is at least for me you guys use COMEDY and can make a joke about anything and not deal with society's bullshit we can't say this or that. That's what this patreon is for, the people who actually understand what comedy is and dont get offended by things that are said that are CLEARLY jokes. Love all 4 of you, and I just think it's fair to say myself and more than likely at least half the others want the raw flagrant footage. If they can't handle it they can watch the free episodes on tuesday that arent as flagrant.

Nicolas Sandoval

And if the worry is people using what you say out of context, I think it's fair to say you guys have already put out plenty of footage to do that 😂 so might as well let everyone enjoy the raw unedited footage

Momoa

tru

Callie

Why does Andrew think that anyone who doesn't want kids is weird or fucked up? He's had this weird hang up for a while. Not everyone wants kids. There's zero evidence that says that not wanting kids means you had some sort of trauma or aren't normal. Kids are expensive and annoying. I'm happy to live my life for me, not a kid I don't want. Nothing odd or selfish about it just because we're a species than can procreate.

Momoa

its cause he's black they want to take over the policing in this world now.. lol

Sky Luke Comedy

im an irish and scottish redhead male, no shots fired at us? i feel left out, like when the preist was fucking everyone except me!

Arman

Akaash gotta get rid of that jimmy neutron hair! Out here lookin like Jimmy Narayan

Logan

I kinda disagree... I think that generally the same energy is there. Maybe here and there it’s a little lopsided, but generally I feel like they bash both sides. I mean, last weeks episode they were talking about how good Kamala is as VP. I’d be hard pressed to find any conservative that thinks that. Plus, the weekly monologues did hit out at everyone. But, this all could be my own bias. I just know half the time I agree and the other half I don’t, but usually still laugh.

Francisco Brito

the left has gone so far the deep end that being moderate is being conservative nowadays. Just go watch some early Obama speeches, he would be called a fascist by todays left

Francisco Brito

Evolution is the outcome of survival and reproduction. I hope you dont change your mind when its too late

Sami S.Y

Why are yall bleeping in patreons? It's the worst feeling to pay and still feel left out.

Momoa

what the hell this is censored? lol

CrowdedSpaces

I’m a political so I get it, but I’ve been listening to Andrew for about 4+ years and he doesn’t criticize the right unless Mark or Akaash holds his feet to the fire with their opinion. I love flagrant, but I’ve been noticing that flagrant he gets to speak unchecked unlike idiots. 😂😂 here Akaash almost runs to support everything he says (Gaaaaaaaaaaaay). Stand on your own my man.

Cole

He’s talking about rich people.

Trey

Sounds like Alex has been paid for by the DNC

Trey

Are you on crack? How about they are logical and Al is a fucking shill? Lol

Trey

Dude this was recorded Wednesday

Youssef Mo

this the best episode in months

Trey

You’d agree because you don’t use your damn brain and just vomit whatever argument you heard some other shill make. Suck Als dick on his podcast, not the one he works for

Trey

On that fr? Yo you need to stop talking like a child my dude, you dumb as fuck. They lived in a gated community and you think protesters should have been there? What the duck you think they would have done on Kim K West’s front yard? Same shit

Trey

That shirt is fire tho

Trey

Lol it comes off a bit different coming from someone named Jeff, “purging pansies” as a goal is not efficacious to doing anything. How about purging communism?

Trey

Y’all warfighters need to stop sucking each other off, I bet y’all stayed on a comfy ass base with AC and didn’t see or do shit but write my paychecks or award letters 🎉

Dr Cock Mclongerballs PHD

HahahahahHahahaha calm down hero. The shrapnel wounds and multiple back surgeries beg to differ. That's about the dumbest thing I've ever heard someone say since the retarded seal got banned from delta and said his wife deleted his tweet.

FARAZ ABBASI

Andrew sounds extremely stupid when he talks about how "having one kid is weird"..

Potijelli

I want the same but I dont think it has to do with the people here not being able to take the flagrancy. If they do "cross a line" its not hard for someone to clip them and then try to do whatever negative PR or put labels on the guys that they wont be able to shake. So it sucks but some things are better left unsaid for the sake of the careers anyways even if its to the detriment of comedy as a whole. The more this grows and the more power they gain the more flagrant they can be but lets not rush too much too soon and ruin this good thing bc we wanted more.

Guilherme Farias

i absolutely understand where you're coming from and i FEEL the same way but you have to understand that when you're a public figure you have to tread lightly. $5 is not enough to risk your career and safety when you have a family to take care off. you can be SURE that theres people in this patreon LOOKING for shit to put on Andrew. try to understand, if they could they would give us everything. it's just not simple as that.

Mitchell thomas

Less talking from Al, stop cucking out to China

Rlly Factz

Lol Alex is Frank's and beans. China is a communist nation, it's called propaganda. Just cause they say the cases are the lowest, don't really mean that. Also, majority of the babies they have over there don't have diapers, just a split iin their pants. They just walk around and squat wherever to take shits

Bander(snatch)

Apparently, you can’t be a fucking female and be in the discord?? Y’all some gay ass niggas

Amarree Wade

What you said about the physical polling places noticing an extra 30,000 fraudulent votes would be the same for mail in voting. If you send in an extra 30,000 votes they just gotta cross reference that the estimated population of the district, and you couldn't send them different places piecemeal because they wouldn't have enough impact. Either way fraud would happen but I don't think I'd be that much a problem relative to making sure everyone can and is comfortable voting.

Mikey

Bruh as soon as mark said crazy frog I lost it, this episode is hilarious

Adahn Stewart

“Or however you spell it “ 😂😂😂

Adahn Stewart

Schulz is moving into this racially aggressive lane that’s uncomfortable. It’s like he’s doing jokes to be racially tinged instead of to be funny. Like, “how racial can I be while crafting this joke”. Just be funny. I think he TRIES to be “flagrant” too much instead of just telling jokes and letting them fly naturally.

OgFoolaay.

We link schulzzz!!!!! 😩

Mohamed

Patreon app needs to update or im leaving

Brandon Ogden

Y’all are the best haha. Thanks for always making me laugh

Randy Singh

That Indian accent material with Akaash was hilarious.

Max

Might b my favorite one yet 🤣😂🤣😅

Tyler Gnoza

Love Akaash but if my mans was actually butt hurt by what Mark said that’s some soft ass shit bro, mans was getting roasted by everyone and then singles out Mark for that smh, everyone gets the smoke that’s the whole part of the podcast. Really hope Akaash was just teasin him and not bein fr

Collin McCormick

White male, married to a beautiful Latina woman and about to have my second kid. This podcast will be talked about in my kids history classes. Never stop! Asshole Army For Life!!!

Collin McCormick

Straight up, Patreon Flagrant2 is like the most anticipated show for me. Love you guys more then you know. The Flagrancy here prepared me for my baby girl(wife 7 months pregnant, I have a 3.5 yr old boy) . You guys be the rock. Yo seeing you live would be the best experience of my life. Never stop. Asshole At For Life!!!!

ismael hamadeh

What up family Muslim member of the asshole army here😂🤙🏼 Here are some fax about women in Islam and if anything should make Muslim men seem disadvantaged😂. A man’s wife is entitled to his salary, however a man isn’t entitled to his wife’s salary. A man must provide and be a bread winner however a woman may choose to. If a woman chooses to work her salary is to be spent or saved at her own discretion. Muslim woman do not inherit their husbands last name as that is a practice derived from back when women were considered property. A women held her fathers last name since a daughter is her fathers property and then she would hold her husbands last name after the transfer of property was made between the father and son in law in the form of marriage. In the case of inheritance money, Muslim women get to keep their share of the inheritance all to themselves. However, Muslim men with their share must take care of all the women in the family, wife sister etc... Women in Islam don’t have restrictions on hitting their husbands however there r heavy restrictions on a man thinking of hitting his wife, it’s almost impossible except for a literal slap on the wrist. The criteria goes: it cannot hurt, it cannot leave a mark, it cannot be on the face. Islam is pro choice for women when it comes to abortions with of course a timeline restriction. This is a luxury not enjoyed by Christian women. Woman have the right to divorce a man, a right Christian women don’t have theologically speaking. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg, love y’all, keep it flagrant❤️🙌🏼

ismael hamadeh

ALSO y’all should hit up Mohammed Hijab. He’s a Muslim academic, scholar, debater, and author. He has a very popular YouTube channel as well. I’m sure he would love to be on.👍🏼

Sal

Thank you bro i was about to write all of this but you did it for me. one more thing about the virgins, the whole 72/73 virgins, it is completely made up. usually quoted from a 'weak' hadith that has no proof. there is a vague mention of virgins in heaven, but no accurate description if they will have sex with you or anything like that, as you can imagine the Quran doesn't go into detail about dudes smashing virgins.

Ibrahim

link up with mohammed hijab!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

ismael hamadeh

Alonzo, meryem is correct she is referring to “Mixing of lineages”. Which refers to the fact that throughout human history the overwhelming majority of it is unable to determine the biological father for a baby....even now with DNA tests there is a high confidence interval however there is margin for error. The fact is that also throughout human history, there has always been a segment of the male population which has polygamist tendencies. It’s expressed to this day, in the form of side chicks and mistresses. Islam simply offers those men with biological polygamist tendencies an alternative, which is transparent, and is consensual which is most important. However, there are extremely stringent rules and requirements to abide by to be able to do have more than one wife....trust me it’s incredibly difficult and even more so today, which is why u don’t see any muslims have more than one wife and simply for the fact that most men I would argue especially due to today’s conditioning are monogamous. I believe the only reason this is frowned upon heavily is the fact that we in the west are more socialized and desensitized through the culture to cheating, mistresses, sidechick etc... not to mention open relationships, which isn’t frowned upon either. Also, it’s important to note that Islam never seems to provide equality between both genders in every aspect. Rather Islam’s approach is equitability between the two genders with rulings being circumstantial to better deal with different aspects of both genders. Take care and god bless🤙🏼

Rudy Ibarra

You guys kind of didn’t offend me this episode. Btw I’m Mexican American. Love the flagrancy

Junaid Abbas

Akaash doesn't to his points, he always goes along with Andrew. When he doesn't like what Andrew is saying, he just pretends to check his phone lol

kim hightower

do you think Trump told Ghislaine to get some pics leaked and maybe he will help her out

Shane

Question for the Assholes: would you rather suck an unwashed homeless dick for 5mins and have to put in effort OR have a guy you find slightly attractive make love to you for 30mins?

R. Matey

Wouldn't it be great, that if a pedo enters heaven,they say: take a left go through the door "employees only", password is: brokebackbaby72. And behind the door is a sign that says: GOTCHA BITCH, and the floor drops out.

Pulkit

Lmao, this is true fr?

Anthony Medina

Oh y heeto benefits for in bonbon nyt y y Jk v

Daniel

Akaash yeezys look like somebody drug him down street😂😂😂

Kevin

Y’all get to serious when talking politics😒 I’m tryna laugh

Antonio Agustin Valdes

Tell the Indian to get off his phone!! Terrible co host 🤣🤣🤣

Mike Wood

alex really be dumb though

Dave Jean

The argument that theres some impactful level of voter fraud is bullshit. Has it ever happened? Probably, but the estimates are like .0025% of all votes, some how that is major problem, right? Well percentage wise, how many people have died from COVID19 that got it? Like1.3%. If voter fraud is possible scary boogey man and we need to be concerned about it and limit mail in ballots, maybe we keep that same energy, for say COVID19? 🤔

Manu Skariah

Am I high or did just watch Andrew teach akaash his own language

Joceline Rodriguez

Throughout college I have done papers, presentations, took psychology classes all trying to understand pedophilia. They are truly becoming more cynical, flaunting their status on twitter and instagram. But holy shit Alex made a point i never considered, evolution. Eventually, would pedophilia end because of evolution?

Bryce

Do these guys know the playoffs are on?

doodjenkins

Lmao what’s the discord?

Darshana Sharma

This one was on another level or maybe it’s just me and it hit me different but I could not stop laughing 😂😂 The Indian shit at the end really got me. But to Mark’s question, Indians in America definitely have different accents when speaking English. It depends on where in India they’re from. A South Indian speaking English is waaayy different than a North Indian speaking English.

Drea AF

Yo, I have taken personal offense to my Muslim family not trying to speak religion at me. Like, either you are less of a believer then your lecturing lets on, or, you’re okay with me suffering eternal damnation. 😂 Either way I feel free to celebrate every holiday that I have a whim for and talk however sounds most like my thoughts because I’m just out here all left out of the religion rules 🤣🥳

Lamaine Billingsly

Why the fuck can’t I play the visuals for any of these posts?

Djibril Carr

Anyone got the discord link? Switched phones and lost it.

Ian Vega

Am I the only one who can’t play this video? New video posted and I can watch that one but not this one???

Francisco

Having the same annoying issue.

TheDon14

Al is believing China about their COVID numbers 😂

Bromar

Akaash, the 7th commandment says "though shalt not commit adultery" which adultery means any sexual lust or action for some who is not your wife/husband.

Chris Tate

Bruh am I the only one having these dumb ass tech issues... I literally just got this shit and I already wanna cancel

Abdul Ismail

Look it up she was at least 16

Harraj Sandhu

akaash giving me strong indian TinTin vibes lol

sean adachi

हैलो मैं समलैंगिक हूँ hailo main samalaingik hoon

Fred Veloz

Gotta speak about us Dominicans lmaooo please