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CP3 Told Bron “We Don’t Need You” (video) (Patreon)

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2020-08-28 11:00:03
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2026-06

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CP3 Told Bron “We Don’t Need You” (video)

Video By - AlexxMedia https://www.instagram.com/alexxmedia The Flagrant 2 podcast is a comedy and sports show hosted by stand up comedians Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh. Only these two would give you the analysis by assholes that is usually limited to the barbershop and the locker room. Join the Patreon Asshole Army: http://bit.ly/2xQwHYf Follow the assholes on social: Andrew Schulz Instagram - http://bit.ly/2XLG6iV Twitter - http://bit.ly/2M0LlEB Facebook - http://bit.ly/2JIgTMC Akaash Singh Instagram - http://bit.ly/2JCQ9hF Twitter - http://bit.ly/2Lq3xHZ Facebook - http://bit.ly/32w609g AlexxMedia Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/alexxmedia/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/alexxmedia Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/alexxandersonmedia Get Flagrant 2 Merch! http://bit.ly/2JDHfk5 #AndrewSchulz #AkaashSingh #AlexxMedia New York native and internationally touring stand-up, Andrew Schulz is known for his hilarious and unsafe comedy. He has starred in the sitcom BENDERS (now available on Netflix), can be seen in Amazon’s SNEAKY PETE, HBO’s CRASHING, and on MTV including GUY CODE and GIRL CODE. In the podcast realm, Schulz can be heard on the wildly popular THE BRILLIANT IDIOTS — co-hosted by nationally syndicated radio and television personality Charlamagne tha God — the hilarious sports commentary podcast FLAGRANT 2, and the film and TV analysis podcast WESTERBROS. He has made major appearances on The Joe Rogan Experience, Bert Kreischer’s BERTCAST, Joey “coco” Diaz The Chuch of What’s Happening Now, and Theo Von’s This Past Weekend. He has even done solo interviews with the likes of Lil Duval and many others. Andrew’s online presence has touched hundreds of millions of people across the globe and his unconventionally funny approach to the comedy world has launched him into stardome. His shows Dropping In and Inside Jokes will rack of hundreds of thousands of views weekly. Nothing is off limits for Schulz, from sex to race, and even the occasional audience heckler roast, Andrew is hungry to be the best. He can be seen in New York City performing regularly at New York Comedy Club and the Comedy Cellar.

Comments

Lect1

For the sake of facts howie mandel is American

Shipon Eunus

wat do u guys think abt jacob blake having a warrant for rape and domestic abuse?

Ahmad Hargrove

At what point are we simply expecting too much of these athletes? They’ve spread awareness. They’ve voiced their concerns and their grievances. At what point are they allowed to pass the baton? Why are we holding basketball players to a higher standard than we are our politicians or lawmakers? I absolutely love how active these players are, have been and will continue to be on these issues, but by no means, do I expect them to fix them. That’s what the damn government is for, no?

Jalen

all the sudden we bleeping f bombs on the Patreon 😤

Bambi's Stepmom

NBA headquarters on strike and calling elected officials. What do you think guys?

Philip Minter

Also billionaires hire ex Navy seals to run their teams of security. Bezos cut that broad off. He's like you're done. And For her to donate her portion who do you think bought the stock options from her..... I'm going to say he bought it from her and she probably had to "donate" it at a certain time.If you look at when she did the donation the stock was like 2k it's currently over 3k so he got a deal. The Saudis have so much oil they stopped accepting pallets of cash from America. We were sending them aircraft carriers and fleets of fighter jets.

Jorge Perez

Why I’m a racist if I say I don’t want this political shit in sports? Akaash said racists will double down and not watch sports if they dont play the season?? Why can’t i not want politics in sports and still feel the injustice in the justice system? Or think police brutality is awful? Cant float that word around so loosely. The NBA has enough money to make change actually happen and not have to virtue signal during games. Everything you guys spoke (almost) can bring real change about. & NBA is full of shit if they support this but won’t speak on whats happening in China, or Hong Kong. If Lebron was a real social justice warrior he would speak on China, he wouldn’t get his entire like of clothes and shoes made in sweat shops around the world, for cents on the hour, but they don’t speak on it because it hurts their pockets....can’t pick and choose what to be righteous about man..can’t complain about inequality here and profit off communist inequality/slavery overseas. Just saying. Love you guys and the podcast. Just voicing my opinion 🤘🏼

Jordan Martin

Love the pod and look forward to it weekly but why are we bleeping on Patreon now?

Joe Swain II

Why does Lebron has to speak about China? He’s Black in America , we want stop dying first...if u can’t see that, don’t comment on what we do(Black PPL) and how we voice. U sound so racist it’s ridiculous and I’m offended u posted this. U want sports?? Well, those Black players want justice and equality from America. Next time u post, watch what u say, even

Brandon

Yo please don’t turn into a kids podcast with the censoring

Dr Cock Mclongerballs PHD

How about the 17 year old Kyle finally putting some respect on Kyle's names everywhere?

Francisco Brito

If Lebron wasn't profiting from China's oprresive regime you would be right, why would he speak on that. When you start making money from slave labor you loose all credibility to talk about whats right and wrong. It's like a cop talking about how black on black crime is a problem and stay silent on police brutality

Callie

First hour of this one was boring asf without a single joke

Richard Hino

Can anyone make me a doctors note for blue chew

Jorge Perez

I didn’t mean to offend you snowflake. The fact that you called my factual argument racist is the problem with your argument. I’m not telling Black people what to do or how to protest this. I’m only saying be consistent. Furthermore we get bombarded by politics all day long everywhere we go I would kind of like it out of sports. Sports is kind of like our escape. How about instead of bringing it to the games, they get their money & enact real change In the real world. Not virtue signal in a game. It makes no real difference to have it written on the floor or on jerseys if everyone goes home after and does nothing...

D-Danky

Just go to their site man. Super easy to get. Are you not in the states?

Jorge Perez

And it’s kind of hard to listen to basketball players speak about inequality. They make millions playing a game we play at the park, where the majority of the money flowing comes from white ppl supporting them and watching them and buying merch. They don’t know what US minorities really go through...everyone loves them.

Mikespace

Owning a sports team / franchise in the US is valued because it’s our form of crowning / knighting people. - Billions

Richard Hino

I’m in the US. I tried to get a subscription and the physician wanted me to get a doctors note and upload it?

Cdt Cdt

for real whats up with that?

Sky Luke Comedy

brah heres how u do it. Use ur phone when u order, and when they ask for a conference call, just close out the window, youll get an email a few minutes later saying ur order has been filled, just need to call and confirm with them... just dont ever call and they assume its done, wait 5 days and boom blue chew! ive done it 3 times with 3 seperate emails, cuz i also am broke and 5 dollars is a lit deal xD

Cdt Cdt

just a note? you can find generic ones online and just fill it out

Mitch

So were beeping things on patreon!? Mannn have things gone down

Dave Payne

Guy they have their own representatives call you, they don't ask shit, just confirm you need it (if they ask) and they'll send it over. It was almost as easy as getting my Medical MJ card, they WANT you to have it. get it while it's hot bro

Dave Payne

Andrew, Akaash and Alexx are all primarily comedians. Their whoe business is turned upside down. I can forgive the ads, and stuff like that even though I'm paying for this and he has another one with Charla but there's no excuse for censoring.. what the hell is the point then? They know we can hack and pirate these right? I pay because i WANT to support you guys. The least you can do is not CENSOR

Dave Payne

100 percent in support of the Professional sport STRIKE for as long as it takes these fuckers at the top to start giving a shit. Looting of your stores, destruction of your property and feeling scared to walk out even with security along the streets of Washington will not stop until we are treated as human beings.

Back Upwards

The NBA put your money where your mouth is segment needs to be a clip. I wanna share that shit

Felipe

Cutting stuff and censoring again 🙄 besides that thought this episode was eh

Angel Sanchez

There's some serious shit going on and very interesting points being made and you faggots worrying about what words are being bleeped. Shut the fuck up and listen

Ricky

Yo wtf bleeping and editing shit. At least they're not throwing ads up on youtube. Baby steps Alexx

G

Looks like there’s some friction between Schulz and the rest of the team. I’m expecting some of them to break off and do their solo shit soon.

Ricardo

Alexx stop beeping shit out we all know the number one rule here.

Dinger

Lol... Drew and everyone needs to educate themselves a little bit on this security thing... Military would not (could not) be involved in security... Posse comitatus, lack of Insurrection Act being invoked, and the President is Commander in Chief of the military to name a few... Not like Active Duty can just choose to go do random security... LOL

Aakef

That's fake bro

Justus

Alex a whole cuck yo i thought patreon i was gonna hear a faggot or 3

Ricardo

WE NEED THE PHONE CONNECT THING

rapidashingfrog

You two fags can shout it out at the top of your longs so no bleeps and mag shit u puzzys. We do pay for the un-flagrent 2 but was it was 2 good to believe? Yes. Shultz u did say it has cost u 1000000s of thousands just to say mag. I heard when I started listening in March that you going at everybody. Since I do pay I will complain cause the free shit was great but now I'm paying and quality sucks tell m now cause September will get paid for but y'all vibes is on notice but just on this one fan. U can make mark gay jokes but won't say fags. I may not be a comedian in the game but that's gay that u bleep Akash and mag. U wanted a fan base so we are here but we are going to see why it took so long drew.

jake

What language are you typing in?

TheDon14

The whole discussion about toppling Jeff bezos’ wealth is my life goal

John Titor

Some republicans mad about nba being "too political" and then have Dana white speak at the RNC, Jorge masvidal wore a maga mask and no one was complaining about ufc getting "too political. Dana white isn't speaking about China either. Just stfu and watch the sport or don't, no one cares.

Nate

Andrew really needs to watch Ozark. You can’t come up on a bunch of money over 10k without being able to prove a non-illegal way of getting it,lol.

Conrad Pre_K

I'm kind of disappointed in the censoring of the Reds convo, isn't this what we pay for? Why can't I hear the word fag? In the sense of the show it wasn't offensive so I don't like the censorship for exactly what we pay for

rapidashingfrog

Yes u did pay and you are not alone on this one sir. We gotta call em out

Matt Lopez

When you know nyc is gonna up your taxes so you can’t risk losing your big income so you start censoring like the cucks you make fun of. Come on Schulz

Lawakun

Bro is mad as hell hahah but he is speaking facts once you decypher it

Luka

dont you fucking dare turn soft

Jmogul401

#AndrewSchulzPresident2020 #JoeRogan2020VicePresident

Mitch

Lmao you must be new here

YAMZ

if you're broke, you shouldnt be fucking

Bent glue gun non Leroy Harlem!!

This is the Patreon stop blocking faggots they life need some flagrancy too b open your rear 👁👌🏽 fuuuck duuude

Richard Hino

are you a fucking moron??? Or something

Bromar

@rapidashingfrog You are total cents, I 2 feal un these one vibes that it really do all the thing you know? Keep being we and so y u have become much.

Trey

That was a pretty shitty take on the pedophelia shit. That needs to be a priority because it’s innocent children of any race. How is that not extremely important to stop, especially after Epstein came out of the closet last year? Were y’all actually talked to after you went a bit hard on Jizz-lane? I’m not ascribing malice, just a shitty take.

Trey

You right but you also a fag

Trey

National Guard 100% could, fuck is wrong with you? That’s on Governors discretion

Devin Lake

Son this was a great episode. Great points. But this man Akaash called Heidi Klum a “strudel ass bitch” lmaoooooooooooooo niggaaa whaaaaat

N. R. Scissons

Schulz and the boys don't do stuff for no reason, the bleeping out isn't even a big deal lol you can still tell what they say most of the time you maggots

Dinger

Title 32 of the U.S. Code if you would like to educate yourself... Lol... The National Guard is used for domestic emergencies, overseas combat missions, counterdrug efforts, reconstruction missions, etc. ... Not escorting professional athletes to and from places... So, no... The National Guard could not, but you are correct in saying Governor makes the call, but there are rules (aka laws) that restrict his use of the Guard. Might want to google something before you drop a “fuck is wrong with you?” LOL

Tacotank

I think you run the risk of a video getting taken down for community guidelines if you leave them in

OgFoolaay.

Drop the link 🤦🏾‍♂️

Potijelli

You pay for an extra episode of flagrant 2 every week. You don't pay to control what they do with their show. Maybe a sponsor (blue chew) asked them not to say f*g because it is against their user base and they though it was an acceptable concession. Maybe they just dont want to use that word but sometimes it comes out . Best to accept they know how to run their business better than you and thats why they have the most successful comedy patreon on earth.

Low Key

Andrew really be reaching when he talks sports

rapidashingfrog

I was just shocked that they censored Akash and I didn't react to it well. We really missed the point about KC and that anouncer can call a game. I hope in the near future they let him football game in KC." Over the middle and...

A Low

Don’t think shit about it. If he was a rapist he’d be in jail. Don’t fall for the bullshit they try and feed you.

Ambientus

Andrew's jacket is foul/10. Step up son.

Angel Sanchez

Fam even if I was, it’s really not that big a deal lmao

John V.

Man Andrew needs to leave Brilliant (Liberal) Idiots. He has outgrown Charlamagne with Flagarant too and outshines BI every week. Last 4 F2 videos views: 1,251,000. Last BI videos views: 518,000. DITCH THE SHOW ANDREW. YOU CANT BE YOURSELF AND WHEN YOU ARE YOURSELF YOU SHINE! This is your time. I understand Charlamagne has helped you grow but you've outgrown him and are now helping your team grow, a great team at that. Aakash killing it and picking up Mark, great potential with him. You know you've been thinking about it!

Noah Burnette

If you embrace the flagrancy and keep your niche flagrant no shot the purple haired bitches get to you

Marquis Mercer

Why we censoring and editing out things on a Patreon they constantly say is for the people if we pay then we should get uncut if not this jus a regular Tuesday ep. can a captain ask this question because if not it’ll keep getting worse

6lack703

How do you submit Patreon questions?

Jason Donick

"Harvey Dent face"- yo Kash vicious with the quickdraw

Qais Haroun

It's Akaash's pretentious ass attitude towards Alex

Jason Donick

Hey Andrew turn your phone sideways let me teach you about leverage during regular season id agree but right now there's a pandemic as well as social injustice. Most the owners own stocks and other companies real estate developments etc. they don't need the season there trying to re coupe in the bubble because they have to honour the contracts anyway but usually the bulk of there earnings in respect to the team come from ticket sales and concessions especially when you get into all the tax breaks they receive for stadiums/renovations/operation it's a windfall and now that all games are in Miami there out all that, all that's left is licensing i think the NBA takes the ad revenue for the already paid for air space (the Milwaukee game, turned into a news frenzy) it says BLM down the court the last thing owners need is bad publicity it's all publicity most players say that's the reason there playing to use the platform to shine a light on social injustice so if they stop playing because a third innocent black man's been shot by police since George floyd with no legitimate legislative action. They have the most leverage they'll ever have and you don't boycott you "Scottie Pippen" stress leave, anxiety it's called a bubble for a reason got damn pivot motherfucker your a basketball player. -As an owner "I'm picking up the phone calling the governor the senator all that shit I contributed last year and they gon want money this year I'm calling the police chief personally all I need is an arrest the court of laws outta my hands the phone calls free and there's plenty space in my luxury box. Retaliating against my players for takin a stand could cost me millions to prove what??? I'm not on there side. Hey during regular season I'm damn near selling out the arena goin into the playoffs thats different but now... fuck it don't play its probably costing me more money." -In conclusion you can't boycott without reasonable specific demands for example; arrest this officer for this crime on tape, turn arenas into polling booths, let's us blackout 3 more games at random and use the news coverage for cause, stop hiring city police for stadium security and use a private firm; reasonable doable right? Let one of these owners kids get pulled over DUI with blow in the car and some tranny hooker bet they make a phone call.

rapidashingfrog

I over reacted to that last week it was some what ironic but a lot more dumb. Its a great show so a few words really change Don't that.

Tyler

Yo I didn't even read this but my man went in hard son

J Fr3$h

Im fucking cryin😂

VALENTIN ESPINAL

Idk if this is where Patreon Questions go but: Can you have a relationship with a chick who, before you got with her, ya homie was hittin it?

Turki

LMAOOO So when Lakers didn’t want to play its because LeBron didn’t believe they can win the championship but when the clippers do it they really passionate about the boycott

Joshyboat

we need a basketball game with schulz vs andrew santino then schulz vs everybody in comedy who thinks they can ball

Bryan Porter

Hey we all know you’re saying faggot, if anything the bleeps draw more attention to it lol

Bryan Porter

As long as you and your friend are both cool with it I don’t see why not. But if you’re gonna be pulling some shady business on your homie then ur girl better have ass for days

Usman

Andrew's idea to become the world richest man is LITERALLY a PUMP & DUMP scam

Emma Murison

So I guess today was the day I learnt that Americans pronounce bouy as "booey"! I'm Scottish and here in the UK its pronounced the same as "boy", this shit had me in stitches 😂

Jacob

Wait you guys are bleeping shit out on here..? 1:13:00-1:14:06

Abe Salman

SF is the technology capitol of the world guys! Mark, Alex - where you at guys? lol

Kayla

Same day his kid back to him 😂😂😂 pure gold