Aw, come on... (Patreon)

You guys really busted me up here. 56 votes in the semi-finals, and apparently, 28 went to each. Couldn't be more different, really... But only in subject matter. They're both shameless stabs at one form of nostalgia or another. It's just that the protagonists might be a bit more... curvaceous and inept than their original counterparts?

So, if we're sticking with the World Cup bracket thing... penalty kicks? Not sure how that would work.

I could do a coin flip? But how would you know that's the real coin flip? Maybe I hit heads a few times first?

Better to be transparent. So, we're going with Senate Rules. And as the Vice President of Heatherville, and therefore the President of Heatherville's Senate, I get to break the tie.

So I decide...

Damn, this is hard. Shit.

OK. I want to write both of these. Because I really think there's a whole lot of fun to be had in both ideas. But right now, at this point in my life, and with the way the writing juices are current swirling in my brain, I feel like "Coitus and the Greater Metropolitan Area" would come out of me a lot more easily.

So, that's the verdict. Moving onto the finals... My "Sex and the City" ripoff.