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Which Book? THE FINALS!

  • "Coitus and the Greater Metropolitan Area" 31
  • "Houston, We Have Three Problems!" 42
  • 2026-07-11
  • —2026-07-14
  • 73 votes
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Oh my freaking God! We're finally here! At this point, you get the idea of what both of these two books will be about. I can't wait for you to discover what the very dregs -- dregs, I say! -- of pulp fiction look like. For the rest, I will let this absolutely real image -- pictured above and made without the use of AI, special effects, photoshop, colored pencils, paint, cameras, actresses, models, lights, sound, oxen, or technology of any kind* -- speak to the details. *Bullshit, of course. But I couldn't NOT post it when it got slopped out! EPIC!

So which book am I writing?!

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