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Surprise Round Questions! (Patreon)

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2024-05-06 14:39:57
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Hey pals! We're recording a brand new episode of "Surprise Round!" for the main feed this week. A few of you may already be familiar from the Mixed Bag episodes, but for those who aren't, "Surprise Round!" is a show inspired by our love of unhinged hypothetical questions. We'd love to feature some of your weird scenarios, bizarre queries, and wild premises, so post 'em below!

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Thomas Sullivan

Who would win if Joey chestnut and Usain Bolt faced off in a challenge to eat a hot dog then sprint 100 meters?

Niko R.

You get a million dollars, but everything is spiders. Y/N?

Sarah

If you knew that you were destined to spill a drink every single day once a day, but this was a power you could control (eg you can say when/where/on whom you spill your drink) — how would you use the power?

Lokee Neuman

If you were told by a dying alien that you could animorph but every time there's a cumulative 5% chance you are permanently trapped in the body you morph to, would you ever morph?

Gicky

Would you rather be bit by a dog or bite a dog?

ap.cleric

Fuck, Marry, Kill: Denny Pebblepot, Ren, and Henry/Shank

Amanda Pruitt

Would you rather: fight a chicken every time you enter your vehicle, or fight an orangutan once a year. However, you have no idea when the orangutan will show up.

Nick Gamber

How Grinch themed should these be?

Nicholas Worrell

Who’s been your favorite guest on a campaign

Zaxbeez

Your significant other is struck by a medical condition that makes them outwardly appear 16 years old. You’re out at a nice dinner and the Grinch couple at the table next to you starts Grinching at you about how inappropriate it is. How are you handling this situation?

MaidOfCake

You have to put together a breakfast in bed tray for someone important. (Like the Queen or Sam Reich) What are you making them?

Mak

If you could only have one sense for the rest of your life (ex. Touch, taste, etc) which would you pick?

Dale Colburn

When will we get more surprise guests on Campaign 3 I feel like it stopped after campaign 1 I’d love to see Adam make a return.

NormalRealHuman

Would you rather fight 2 dog sized crabs or 5 basketball sized wasps? It’s to the death, arena with no escape, and you are able to use any tools you could find in your parents shed.

Jesse Flanagan

Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?

Wouter Van Goey

If you had to choose one fictional character to be your real-life bodyguard, who would it be and why?

Peydon Bush

Would you rather only be allowed/able to play dnd in your free time (no TV, books, games, ect), or never be able to play dnd again?

garett144

Hypothetical: If you could pick one dnd spell to know in real life what would it be?

Oliver

Who would win in a game of eladrin-dragon-giant chess our of all yor PCs?

Tocayo

This may be a quick little question for you guys but how many owls would you have to see on any given day before you start thinking something is terribly wrong and you are in immediate danger?

Andrew Morris

You can purchase one thing and you have the exact amount of money you need for it but you have to pay for it in quarters. What is the most expensive thing you’re willing to buy?

Ivy Stocking

Emily keeps up bringing up what she calls “jam bands” like Reel Big Fish and Aquabats, this genre is called ska and is one of the greatest of all times. When can we expect a ska based bard?

Dave 3D Art

Howdy 2 Crew, if you were offered to eat a penguin egg, would you? It's already cooked, hot and ready. If you say no, it will go to waste. The host is very nice, and will be shamed if you refuse.

Annie

If you had teeth growing out of your asshole, would you go see a dentist or a proctologist?

Austyn Donoho

I’m a teacher and watched an 8 year old eat a hotdog like a sandwich. It hurt my brain. What’s hurts your brains?

Samuel Melendez

Would you rather have to put on a FULL grinch costume every time you take a shower, OR have to wear the grinch costume non stop but are only allowed to have it off for showers? (The implication being you will either smell from not being able to wash properly or smell from sweating every day in costume)

Miles W

Would you get in a boxing ring with an absolutely yoked kangaroo for $30,000? Alternatively what’s the lowest price you’d take for it or what is the most dangerous animal you’d fight for $30,000?

MaidOfCake

Where’s the perfect place to eat a hot dog? 🌭

Michaela Z

Would you rather never have to sleep, never have to eat/drink, or never need to breathe?

the wretch

Would you rather have lobster claws for hands or have two live lobsters as hands? You cannot communicate with the lobsters magically but could try to train them in a mundane way.

Alex W

i’ve got a grinch one! also unsure if this is like dungeon court, so to the illustrious justices axford, murphy, and tanner, and the baliff jorts, i have a theoretical for you. one day you wake up as the grinch in whoville, right at the start of the movie. you are still yourself, just in the grinch’s body. nobody in whoville suspects anything, except max the dog, who is determined to prove you are not actually the grinch. do you change anything about the grinch film, or play it through with you as the grinch?

Michelle Choi

would you rather dinosaur or dinosaur?

nandrusin

Have a pet dragon or be able to become a dragon?

Arliden VanGrants

Either Adam or I would love to see if Maverus is still alive

Ben

What is the worst logical decision that you, and your dnd characters, have made that has turned out... not as bad as it could have?

Austyn Donoho

To clarify, they ate it top down.

Nick Neverman

Jake; if you end up DM’ing soon, do you have a general idea of setting/theme you’d be most excited to run? Rest of the crew: in which type of setting would you most like to torment the DM half uncle Jake?

TheBritt

Would u rather have unlimited bacon but no games or unlimited games but no games

Hakari

All: You & your partner go to sleep. When you make up in the morning, you look over and see that your partner has turned into a carrot. What do you do? (Note: You 100% know it’s your partner & your carrot partner can’t speak)

Wouter Van Goey

Imagine every meal you eat automatically becomes the favorite dish of the last person you spoke to. How would this affect your relationships and daily interactions?

Scottee

Okay gamers and the lowly bailiff Blake: simple but magnificent to start off. You're making a wish from a genie. One single wish. No caveats. EXCEPT, if you wish for something that someone has already wished for, you become the genie's live-in Grinch cosplayer forever. What do you wish for?

The Broox

You can start the Boston Marathon closer to the finish line than anyone else. For every mile you run you get $10,000 USD (prorated to the nearest foot). However, you have to be first across the finish line to get any winnings. How far away from the finish line are you choosing to start the race? BTW, the next running of the Boston Marathon is April 21st, 2025. (You have to follow the race course and any behavior that would get a normal runner disqualified also applies to you.)

Gavin French

If you all could be Professional Wreslters, what would your names and gimmicks be? Would you all be a part of a Faction? or go Solo?

PWJ

I discuss this with my friends frequently. If for one month, you were locked in a room with only paper, pencils, and food, could you come up with a full year’s worth of Jeopardy questions? That’s about 21,960 questions. You may not repeat the same category in a months worth of questions, you must have a correctness rate of 99% or higher, and you cannot use questions about your/your friends personal life or common questions literally everyone would know (as in “What color is grass).

barrowlight

What would happen if the boobs and the triplets were stuck on a plane together waiting for it to take off, but there were numerous unspecified delays, the air conditioning dies and there is someone who won’t leave the bathroom?

C

The premise: A one-shot of a previous campaign but you play as each other’s characters. Surely only good things will happen?

Katie Starke

In an air-bud scenario where a dog is now playing soccer what constitutes a handball? Just when the dog bites the ball with their mouth or do the front paws count as hands?

Gumbercules

Would you rather be in the woods with a man in a bear suit, or a bear in a man suit?

Alex W

if you had to pick a short rest business idea to bring to market, which one would you pick and (jake this is mainly for you) how would you do so?

Nick Garito

Would you rather someone trim your finger nails with their teeth or your toe nails with their teeth whenever they needed to be trimmed?

Paul Westmore

Everyone on the planet gets 1 Feat from 5e, all the same feat. What planet wide upgrade would you give?

Skillful Ferret

You are visiting a friend's house, it's your first time there and you head in the direction they indicated when you asked where the restroom was, but when you think you find it you just find a slightly off room with another door. A la back rooms style. How many more rooms would you go through before you decided to hold it/what would you do?

Roberto with a Concerto

If you and some friends went outside one day, and you saw the sun blink like an eye, accompanied by a wordless whisper in your mind, would you tell your friends about the existential horror you just witnessed? (No one else saw it)

Jack Page

Should I just burry my turtle in the dirt or build a little house for him under the earth? And does he need a futon in said house?

Sam Francis

An explosion wakes you up. House on fire during a fresh zombie apocalypse, you run for safety. At the front door your shoes wait for you but time is of the essence! Do you put both shoes on and tie them? Disregard them entirely? Slip on but leave the laces united or another combination? This scenario keeps me awake at night

Lily Kaufman

You go to a new restaurant with a group of friends. The place is busy and you order your food without trouble. When it arrives it is all fake food. You *can* eat some of it, but you shouldn’t. Nobody you’re with says anything and begins eating like normal. What do you do?

Paul Sutkowski

Milk before ceral (you add a little at a time so the ceral stays crunchy), or ceral and then milk? BONUS: Do you drink the milk after finishing the ceral?

a big squid

Do you believe you're experiencing your life in your body or that you're a brain in a vat having your life simulated by a Grinch scientist?

Lucas Dahmm

Ryan Urphy and Tucker have a DBZ-style brawl while baby Jake is trying out his first cake: who wins?

wouldn't you like to know

Would you rather: Only exist in parking lots between the hours of midnight and 1AM, or be turned into half of a swarm of bees?

LaserOstriches

If you could rotate the North American continent upside down and connect Canada to Central America how would this affect Canadian life?

Kelly O'Connell

Of all the cases you've tried over the years, who are the most infamous criminals? I'm imagining old western style wanted posters.

Gumbercules

If you could have one D&D spell in real life, which would you pick?

Felix Principe-gillespie

You and your partner are on a 3 week world cruse, on the 5th day you dock in a small coastal town and everyone gets off the boat for a day of exploring, at the end of the day you return to the boat to discover the boat now full of people in Grinch outfits, no one addresses it, and when you ask they seem confused about the question, you can’t tell if these are the same people you left with or different, but this is absolutely your cruse ship. The boat is about to leave, this is the only boat in the dock, and you suspect another won’t be by for a long time, do you stay on the ship or leave?

Jacob Peterson

Would you rather fight five unarmed grinches (they are all exact copies of one another), or two Jakes but they each have a sword and exactly one month to prepare? In both scenarios you also get a month of preparation and do not get a weapon

Glue Wilson

What would you do if the grinch came to your next live show? He's sitting in the center of the very front row and you can tell that he came to the show by himself. He is being super polite, laughing and applauding at the appropriate times, but you can tell that the people around him are uncomfortable with his presence. Also, you can tell the people sitting behind him are really pissed off because he's really tall plus wearing the santa hat, so he's completely blocking their view. The people behind him and next to him keep asking him to move somewhere else so that he isn't blocking anyone, but he is completely ignoring them and truly enjoying the show. You can tell he is a huge fan. When people try to address the fact that he looks like the grinch, he just looks confused and still ignores them. Things start to escalate into raised voices and verbal fighting to the point that is becoming distracting to you all and other members of the audience. Do you ask the grinch to move?

Ben Pelegano

All: you are able to enter one fantasy/sci-fi universe from books/tv/movies but you must remain there for one calendar year. Which universe do you choose?

Tim Hodge

Murph loses the ability to speak and can only communicate in animal sounds he’s done on NADDPOD. For the rest of his life, would you want him to use only: 1) Honeysuckle; 2) Foster; or 3) Paw Paw’s voice? (Personally I find Honeysuckle’s “om nom nom’s” scratch a deep part of my brain and I swear I’d listen to an entire episode of just Honeysuckle speaking😊)

Olivia

You are going for a walk and a cat starts following you. It’s a hot day and the cat looks tired, but won’t stop following you. You try to give it some of your water, it won’t drink it. When you stop the cat stops and lays on the ground, but when you start walking again it gets up and follows you. When you try to pick it up it evades you. You are 2 miles from home, what do you do (based on a true story)

Arliden VanGrants

I would love to know if you've ever thought of having Jake Hurwitz as a guest for 8 bit book club?

Vitor Magnanelli

Surprise Me! Grinch me I'm Irish At late night you're sleeping safe and soundly, but suddenly your phone begins to ring a special tone , a funky tone a funky town? Funky Kong is on the other side of the line just telling you about his multimillionaire business and every time you turn off or run away, you find a new phone in your pocket, it's like a curse, a never ending pitch of ideas

Samson

Would you rather have hair constantly growing out of your mouth but you can't feel it, or always have the feeling of a mouth full of hair but no one can see it?

shysparrows

You’re starting a new job and have yet to meet any of your coworkers. Your boss brings you to your trainers office and you find the grinch sitting there. They don’t bring up the grinch appearance in any way and when you ask anyone they just say “oh, that’s just the Grinch. He works in marketing” Do you go back to your job tomorrow?

Party Pat

You’re standing in a random chain tech store, looking for a new printer. You’re browsing the printers when you hear an associate behind you “Pardon my slip of the tongue, but that printer is perfect for tasteful photos!” And Gex is behind you in a blue collared shirt that says “Nerd Gang.” “When I think of that Epson, I have to contain myself from gecko chopping everything!” This printer is exactly what you need, do you continue with the purchase process?

KennyH

When I played college football, myself and the other offensive lineman would on a daily basis argue about this hypothetical: What would you rather fight: one horse-sized duck, or one hundred duck-sized horses?

C

This is some House of Leaves shit and I don’t want it

Elias Lutfallah

Let’s bring it from silly to real. You’ve definitely tapped into the zeitgeist here and deserve everything you’re getting. If the TTRPG craze dies off, what’s next for y’all? Would you build a new venture together or move on in separate directions?

FiendishNoodles

Personified, what sandwich, soup or salad would you want to have your back in a cage match?

Brant

If you had to do NADDPOD all over again, knowing what you know now, what if anything would do you differently?

Glue Wilson

As an extra note- if any of you choose to point out that he is the grinch and make a joke about it, he will start to cry really loudly.

garett144

I have an idea for a NADDPOD cardgame, would you be interested if I made a prototype and sent it to yall?

Logan K

Between all the Holiday mascots(Santa, grinch, Easter bunny, leprechaun, etc.) Who would win in a fight between them all?

Bebs

Would you rather have nipple sized fingers or finger sized nipples?

Sneakers O’Krool

you are out with your partner and it seems to be like any other day, until the grinch comes out of an alleyway and screams something to you in a language you do not understand. after he leaves, your partner looks at you, but you are not there. you have turned into a worm, a wife worm perhaps. your partner assumes you were too scared of the grinch and ran away to cower in fear, how do you communicate to them that you are in fact a worm and love the grinch?

Adam kup

Would you or would you not: you get the ability to fly, but each time use your legs to walk you have to move your head back and forth like a pigeon

John Tolbert

Fuck, marry, Kill The Three Grinches: OG animated, Jim Carrey, and Benedict Cumberbatch animated

Dan Malloy

You’re heading to the airport for a very important flight that you cant miss. On the way you read a story about a group of people protesting Boeing by dressing up as the Grinch and causing problems on flights. When you get through TSA, you see a group of people with small bags giggling amongst themselves in your boarding area. You notice one of them has a tuft of green fur sticking out one of their bags. Do you keep going with your flight or do you try and find another one?

Slade Robertson

You're 2 hours into a 7-hour flight, and luckily you have a comfortable window seat in a row to yourself. You look out the window to observe the clouds, when you see the Grinch on the plane's wing, Opa William Shatner in the Twilight Zone style. He isn't tearing anything up like the creature from the Twilight Zone, he's just standing, hands on his hips, looking disappointedly at the lack of impressive clouds. You make eye contact and he holds up a whiteboard that, in blue dry erase marker reads, "No need to worry, I'm just Grinchin' around (or am I? I'll never tell. Teehee)". You haven't seen him do anything malicious that might compromise the plane, and he seems to be in no danger of falling off. Do you tell anybody on the plane and if so, who?

Brogan

You are attending a high school basketball game with a close friend/significant other sitting next to you. Your companion has a relative that is playing, and their team has hit some hardships this past year, and haven’t won a game yet this season. Halfway through the game, one of the players on the opposing team gets seriously injured, and the announcers say that they have to forfeit the match, unless someone from the audience comes and plays. They offer a 10 000$ reward for playing, but you cannot purposely play bad, you must play to your ability in basketball. If your team wins, the other team (with your significant others relative playing on it) would be kicked out of the league for too many losses, and if your team wins, every player will instantly receive a basketball scholarship. Do you join the game?

Emily W

You just spent everything you have on a new house, and it’s everything you could have wanted in a home. You finished moving in and go out into your *spacious* backyard to talk to your partner about putting in a deck and play area for your kids and dogs and stray cats when you see a mole hill in the grass. Upon closer inspection, it’s a completely ordinary mole hill (dirt, mound, presumably made by a mole) but the shape is the face of the Grinch. No amount of digging/smoothing out the hills or trying to rid the lawn of moles works - every morning, you wake up to two to three Grinch face mole hills in the yard. Do you move?

Everett Pidgen

Do you think all your player characters from would get along with your other characters from different campaigns or do you think they would find them annoying, I.e. Hardwon, Nyack, Henry, Calder, etc?

Blair the bugblair barblairian

You are given a full day to spend with someone famous who you do not know. You can do anything you want for the entire day from dawn to midnight, all expenses paid, but at least two full hours at the beginning of that day have to be spent explaining to your famous person why there is so much grinch content in Naddpod. Who would you pick to be your celebrity?

The Wizard Snoop

You're trapped on a deserted island alone with a talking, fully sentient pig. How long would you go before eating that pig?

Matthew Gill

Would you rather have deep, infinite and esoteric knowledge of Flinstones lore or have teeth made out of Gushers candy??

Dan Malloy

Follow up, how would u greet your guests on the way to go see the Grinch

Austin

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck was Caldwells campaign 4 character?

so-crates

If you could choose one species to violently (or peacefully) overtake the earth, which would it be?

Gandarf de Grape

I feel like Emily would start eating her own arm first.

Jason Vander Wielen

F, marry, kill: Gollum, Jar Jar Binks, Dobby the house elf.

Joe Stevens

You're DM'ing a DND game with a group of 4 players, one of whom is your partner. You are a half dozen sessions in when another player (not your partner) asks to bring a friend to the next session, so they can "show him the ropes" of DND. You agree, provided there's "nothing weird about it". Day of the session, this player's friend turns out to be (either the Grinch or your ex depending on which fits better for the episode). No one else seems to notice it but you and him, and while he doesn't bring it up during or after he is an active and engaged player at the table and fits the players' dynamic well. Afterwards, the friend who invited him says "good news, he loved the session and wanted to see if he could join, at least for this next arc of the campaign". Your players are all non-committed but positive about bringing him in. Do you let him join the campaign, do you address his (grinchiness or ex-iness, respectively), and if so with who?

TallishCard643

Alright you Win the lottery but with one caveat. There will now be an immortal snail that will be following you from here on. If it ever touches you u die and all your wealth is transferred back to the lottery people. The snail can somehow always appear on whatever continent you're on and seems to magically dissappear if it's been trapped for 1 year. Do you accept ur lottery win and if so how do u stay ahead of the snail?

DorkRoll

An evil wizard has permanently transformed your spouse into an earthworm. What do you do?

YaniShadelynn

You're transported into the body of either Tom or Jerry (from Tom and Jerry fame) and have to play out their role. The physical gags still happen and aren't lethal but do hurt like hell. Who would you rather be?

Biz

Out of all your PCs across all campaigns, who gives the best birthday presents?

Catherine (Cat)

If the world only had trees that grew one kind of fruit/food (like in Animal crossing) & there was no way to grow any other type, which fruit/food would you choose? you're also marooned on an island with a capitalist overlord (like in Animal crossing) but since you have free will irl tom nook isn't as big of an issue as the fruit trees

Grimma Lynx

You (not one of your PCs, you yourself) are standing at the junction of a cosmic trolley track. In the distance, you see the cosmic, timeline destroying trolley approaching. On one track, Balnor and every big bad evil person of every campaign played on the show are tied down with unbreakable astral chains. On the other track, every friendly NPC other than Balnor (Ol' Cobb, Meemaw, Lucanis, the jet blue pilot, Maw Goblin, etc.) are similarly tied down. Next to the junction is a lever that will switch the track. If you do nothing, the trolley will hit Balnor and the villains, erasing their timelines from all existence. If you pull the lever, the track switches, and the friendly NPCs are annihilated from time. Both groups are begging you to spare them, what do you do?

Laura Pollanen

If you all woke up tomorrow and were in the Olympics, what sport do you think you’d get a medal in?

peace k.

You and your kid/niece/nephew/child relative are going to the mall around St. Patrick’s day. The mall is decorated with normal St. Patrick’s day decorations, except when you walk into a more open area, you see a photo op area like those Mall Santa photo areas. Sitting on a pot of gold-shaped chair is the Grinch. He is wearing a little leprechaun outfit with a top hat, and is pinching children and taking photos with them. You see a lot of kids rubbing their arms and crying off to the side, but only you can see that, and the proofs of the pictures look pretty good. The kid you’re with looks so excited and begs to take a picture with the Grinch. Do you let them?

Kenny

If men had periods would you prefer for the blood to come out of your ass, your dick, or some other curveball place? Keep in mind local cramps as well as blood clots

Gandarf de Grape

This one is for Caldwell and Jake: You wake up tomorrow and find yourself in the body of a couple of the stray cats in Emily and Murphs backyard. What do you do?

Bailey Hull

You go out to dinner for a friend’s birthday at a nice restaurant. You don’t have a lot of mutual connections with this friend, so you don’t really know anyone else there. Everyone is dressed nicely, except for one person who is dressed like the Grinch in full prosthetics. No one flinches at the Grinch, and the Grinch is a pleasant partygoer who asks you about your job and expresses genuine interest in your hobbies. Other restaraunt-goers are staring. You try and make a comment to one of your fellow party goers, but when pressed, they say, “Oh, Geoff? That's just his thing.” Do you bring it up directly with the Grinch?

Samuel Ryan

My friend always asks people to create the least flattering bio pic about themselves. Stipulations being that you have to actually pick decently known directors to direct it and actors to play you. If you know writers, great, if not just name a (again, at least well known) movie and pick the writer from that. Try to avoid obvious flubbers like Tommy Wiseau too. A construction of who would actually try, but would get it as wrong as possible.

Daniel Meyers

Has anyone from the 2 crew tried a Costco Chicken Bake? If so, who could eat the most chicken bakes in one meal. I can do 3 on a good day.

Cameron LaMack

You are walking through Times Square when you are approached by someone breathlessly running in a very good Spider-Man costume. As he speaks, he has the voice of youthful New Yorker. He tells you he is the REAL SPIDER-MAN and hands you a fairly heavy black backpack. He tells you to give it to the next cop you see before running off. You open it and see its full of cold hard cash. What do you do?

Big Danklin

You go to a Flintstones themed costume party, wearing a pillowcase costume of course, where everyone is dressed as flintstones characters or dinosaur gadgets. One person shows up in a grinch costume. No one else acknowledges that this is not on theme. Do you bring it up?

GaiusOrpheus

You're walking down the street when beckoning from an alley comes the voice of The Grinch. "I've stolen someone's magic and now I can cross from my story world to this or any other world. I have an offer for you: come with me and we can go to literally any story you want to at any point in that story. You'll get to explore and have fun, but, only for 1 week. After that you need to help me be my best Grinch self and absolutely ruin things for the good guys." Do you go with him, and if so, where?

Jordan Bergner

Which sitcom would you rather be trapped in as a member of the main cast; Friends or Frasier? Note one character is randomly and forever replaced by the Grinch.

Ansley P.

You and your wife and expecting your first child, but exactly at 40 weeks, she goes into labor. Both of you are unprepared, no bags packed, car seat hasn’t been put in yet. Y’all are a mess and trying to hurriedly get to the hospital because your wife says she’s thinks the baby is coming. While you are speeding down the highway, you get pulled over by a state trooper. You and your wife are panicking because it’s becoming more evident that y’all will not make it to the hospital on time. When the trooper exits his vehicle, you realize he is in a grinch costume. The grinch saddles up to your window. You can now see his name pin says “grinch”, but you can clearly see the party city tags on his costume poking out. Once he gets to your window, he (the grinch) immediately knows what’s going on. Your wife screams “the baby is coming, I can’t stop it!” Before you can even register, the grinch, fast in action, already has gotten your wife out of the car and on some towels, getting ready to help deliver the baby. You quickly run over to comfort your wife as she gives birth. You both are so excited and overwhelmed that you didn’t see that the baby your wife has just given birth to is in a mini grinch costume. You don’t know if the baby was born with it or if the grinch had a newborn grinch costume on hand. As you turn to your wife to share a confused look, you see she actually looks embarrassed. Do you accuse your wife of having an affair with officer grinch while on the side of a busy highway or try to enjoy the moment and get her to the hospital as soon as you can?

Daniel Hoskins

If you are given a pair of Sonic the Hedgehog's sneakers, giving you the same super speed as sonic, would you wear them even if they physically turned you into the unreleased 1 draft of the live action CGI Sonic before they fixed it? Removing the shoes changes you back to a human however it does take 12 hours.

Andrew Whitford

To the honorable justices and Bailey. Someone has implanted a bomb in the center of the earth and it’s set to go off in five minutes, which will ultimately blow up the entirety of the world. The only way to turn it off is to press a button at the end of a very long hallway. The hallway is covered in broken glass and really mean snakes, and you accidentally left your shoes at home. Gauging the hallway, you have about a 2% chance to make it to the end before the world blows up. Conversely, there’s an escape pod right next to you that will shoot you into space. In it is your partner, all your closest loved ones, and enough food and water and resources to start a new human colony on Mars. What do you do?

Saoirse

You're lost in a place you've never been before, driving down the highway without another car in sight. Suddenly, on the horizon you see Donald Duck, in a biker jacket, going down the highway on a riding lawnmower. It could just be somebody in a costume but you don't see a zipper or anything. Do you ask the duck for directions or accept your fate?

Luke Polito

You and your partner are taking a 7 day road trip across the country, with the intent on arriving at the final destination on a specific day for a once in a lifetime event. You have it all planned out and the schedule is tight, any deviation from your plan will result in not being able to experience the entire reason you began this week-long journey. On day 3 of the trip you see a man and woman trying to wave you down on the side of the highway, on a stretch of road where you haven't seen another car for hours. Your partner encourages you to pull over to help. As you pull over and get a better look at the couple, you realize they are carrying duffle bags full of money. They say if you can bring them where they need to go, half of money is yours. It has to be at least 2 million in loose bills. They do not explain the source of the money and when asked reply "hey man, don't worry about it, it's ours now right?" Helping them at all will result in the entire road trip being botched, and they refuse to explain their situation and just say "yeah, crazy day, we're just trying to get home." Other than the money they seem perfectly nice and kind and are not trying to pressure you outside of politely asking for a ride. Do you help them?

kimbo ★彡

OOPS ALL GRINCHES; would you rather: (a) everyone looks like the grinch to you. you can tell who they are and can distinguish between individuals but they all look like the grinch. they also feel like the grinch. you feel fur between your fingers when you hold hands. (b) for one random day every six months, someone you know is replaced by the actual grinch. this can be a close family member, significant other, or even a coworker. they look exactly as they do now but they are inhabited by the grinch for 24 hours. the person who was grinched will be inhabiting the grinch until transported back in 24 hours with no knowledge of what happened. also you don't know when, where, and who was grinched when it happens, you just know that it will happen.

Fish Harlan

If you we're put in charge of keeping a tiny Pachycephalosaurus alive for one month, do you think you could pull it off?

Amit Khandhadia

From some actual cases I’ve come across as a neuroscientist: would you rather have prosopagnosia (the inability to recognize faces) or the opposite (the ability to only recognize faces)? This isn’t blindness mind you. You can still see everything but you can’t recognize thing as a single object. They just appear to be a cluster of features that seem hazy. Remember you still have your other senses to recognize things. This only applies to vision.

wizard wearing a poodle skirt

I ask literally everyone I meet: If you could look like JarJar Binks or sound like JarJar Binks for a day, which would you choose?

Robert Kirkpatrick

I present an 8 bit book club themed question. Maybe you guys can have that Jorp guy on as a guest. Anyway, you are walking down a crowded street in New York on a perfectly balmy summer day. You suddenly get an incredible craving for pizza so strong you could swear it’s the only thing you could possibly eat next. Right as this craving hits you, you turn and see a bright neon sign that says “Brothers Pizza” above a green door. However nobody around you seems to notice the sign or the door, and nobody has gone in or out of the restaurant. You walk in to find a small pizza shop with one table and one chair. Behind the register is a man that looks exactly like Luigi from Super Mario Brothers, eagerly waiting for your order. You know in your heart you are the only customer that has come in today. In the back, another man that looks exactly like Mario begins getting ingredients ready, taking a basketball sized mushroom and slicing it up. The man then eats a large flower, summons fire in his hand, and ignites the oven. Your stomach rumbles and you are possessed of the knowledge that this will be the best pizza you have ever had in your life. Do you stay and order a pizza by yourself, or do you leave. If you leave, you know you will never be able to find “Brothers Pizza” as long as you shall live.

gerard

This is a Brian Murphy question, but if you woke up and had the body for wrestling, what era would you want to be in, what would be your gimmick, and finally would you want to have any fueds, storylines or something else? The rest of the group is also welcome to answer as I know wrestling isn't an uncommon topic to be discussed.

Katie Oyama

You're offered your dream [insert highly desired object here (example, dream car)] for free, but ownership comes with taking ownership of X number of clowns. You don't pay costs to maintain them but they don't contribute anything outside of normal clown antics. How many clowns until it's not worth it anymore?

Teo R

You’re watching wrestlemania. The Rock comes out to hype up Roman Reigns. BLACKOUT LIGHTS, undertaker shows up. WRESTLES the Rock. BLACKOUT LIGHTS, where they stood, the Grinch remains. The grinch proceeds to do everything the rock would do for the rest of Wrestlemania, and people seem to acknowledge his presence as normal. Do you bring up that the Grinch is not your typical a list wrestler? Or do you let him show us what WOULDVE happened to Whoville had his own heart not tripled that day?

Charles

You are given a choice: You can have the power to avoid awkward social situations for the rest of your life. However, at some point (and you don’t know when) the Kool Aid man is going to bust through a wall wherever you are and say “Oh yeah! I’m going to beat your ass.” Then he does so. And it’s bad. Are you going to make it? Probably. The doctors think so but are still worried. Would you take the deal?

Hector Ortega

You order some food to be delivered to your home after a long day of work. As your delivery person approaches, you see that it’s the Grinch driving an Oscar Meyer wiener mobile. The Grinch hands you your food like normal. As he walks away, he says “thanks for the shitty tip, bitch” and drives away. As you open your food, you find it is not what you ordered and it’s all chili cheese dogs. Do you call and complain?

Jack M

If the 2 crew as a Team of 4 have to fight a team of A 6 foot 3 inches tall Eastern Gray Kangaroo, and a Giant Pacific Octopus (Think Huge Dungeons and Dragons Sized Creature) in 5 feet of water. What is your coordinated attack. The Kangaroo and the Octopus have telepathy, but you all do not. No weapons, but you can assume the Beasts can comprehend English so you can try and reason/confuse them.

Gabi H

You can earn 1 million dollars for every year you spend in one of the following universes with the following character: Mobius with Sonic, Donkey Kong Country with Diddy, Bedrock with Fred Flinstone or Whoville with the Grinch. Where are you going and for how long?

Fish Harlan

Do you believe there is a physical challenge in which you could beat John Cena

Axyl and Olympia

So you go to a water park, and your friend decided to go down a huge water slide. You wait for him at the bottom but you start to notice people are getting sent down but less people than being sent down are coming out. Your friend goes down and doesn’t come out. He suddenly comes back to you three hours later smelling strongly of blueberries and says that was the best water slide he’s ever been on and you have to try it. Do you go down?

Geoffrey B

It’s the holiday season and you’re going with your family to see Santa at the mall. Your children/nieces/nephews have been talking about this for weeks. When you arrive you see all the decorations and the elves in full Christmas spirit but can’t see Santa. You have to wait in a long line to get to the front. While you’re waiting you see lots of very excited people leaving. When you get there instead of Santa, you see the undertaker in full WWE garb sitting on the sleigh. Everyone else is behaving normally and excited. All of the people you’re with are acting like this is Santa. What does it take for you to ask someone if this is an elaborate prank? There are no cameras anywhere and he asks the kids what they want for Christmas, but as the undertaker.

Steven S

You wake up in the morning and sleepily rub your eyes, concerned to find a little more hair than usual. You look at your hands and see they're covered in long, coarse green fur. You rush to the bathroom to look in the mirror and see that you are in full Jim Carrey Grinch makeup. When you ask your spouse what the fuck is going on, they don't understand. They say you've always looked this way. Feeling insane, you check your phone's photo album(or Instagram or a physical photo album, or to be really crazy, a high school yearbook) and they aren't wrong. You've always been the Grinch. But you don't remember it that way, you remember your life as a normal human being. Do you accept your new Grinchy existence? Or do you try to uncover the mystery and dive into this Grinch-saster conspiracy theory?

Cameron chai

You sit down as a player for session one of a new campaign. the dm informs you beforehand that they intend to run a long and emotionally heartfelt campaign with a very serious tone, yet one player decides he wants to play the grinch. All of the other players and dm thinks this is fine and doesn’t draw any attention to it. The longer the campaign goes on, the more the grinch tries to have extremely complex emotional role play interactions with your character specifically. How long does it take until you say something or point out that you’re having these interactions with the grinch and not a normal dnd character. You know if you point it out the other members of the group will become confused and question you, and possibly even become hostile.

garb0w0dor

You are given the opportunity to compete in a ridiculous YouTube video where you are given 100,000 United States Dollars. You can spend this money on whatever you can buy in the allotted hour, the catch is you must start out INSIDE a Banana republic (deceptively boring clothing store) of your choice anywhere across the country. All of the employees currently on the clock at that banana republic will be hunting you, if they catch you they will receive 10,000 of your budget, with the ability to go negative. You have a driver to drive you around, but he follows all traffic laws to a frustrating degree and he refuses to lock the doors. You are forced to wear a bright green track suit, and the employees have a way to track you with a minute delay. What’s your strategy? (What do you buy? How do you evade the employees? Where do you select to start? Etc)

Cricket

How many squirrels could you take in a fight? Parameters: flat, open arena; squirrels come in waves of 5-10.

Fish Harlan

This question sparked all of tumblr's interest a couple weeks ago. It's a peaceful Sunday afternoon and you are not expecting company. Suddenly you hear a knock at the door. What would surprise you more to see on your front stoop, a walrus or a fairy?

SJ Faubert

Would you rather battle 100 bucket-hat-sized Emilys, or one Emily-sized sentient bucket hat?

Beb

Who could down an entire large jamba juice smoothie first without getting brain freeze? How fast would you be?

The Broox

At each level of this challenge there is a fight. At the first level you have to fight one one-year-old. At the second level you have to fight two two-year-olds. The pattern continues just as you would expect; five five-year-olds, nine nine-year-olds, fourteen fourteen-year-olds, etc. What is the highest level of this challenge where you would emerge from the fight victorious?

All the Things

You have to go to a formal event- like black tie gala or funeral. Something very serious. You go into your closet and the only choices are to either come as The Grinch, or as Fred Flintstone. If you go as the Grinch, you have to steal things from the event. If you go as Fred you have to cheat on your partner while there. What do you do?

Parker

Say you went to high school with the Grinch. He's always been the typical cranky Grinch with everyone else- but never went out of his way to be rude to you, but wasn't particularly kind either. At lunch one day, he stands on your cafeteria table with a sign that says "I'd be GREEN with envy if someone else took you to PROM." You have no other prospects for a prom date. How do you react?

anniemurphs

You pull a card from the deck of many things that turns you into a magical object- which one would you be (pre-written or make up your own)?

Laurawr

Which of the Friends would each of you be, and which of the Friends would one of your characters be (pick from any campaign)?

Jessica Petra

In Cats the musical, you have Skimbleshanks the Railway Cat, Mr. Mephistopheles the Magic Cat, Rum Tum Tugger, etc. With that naming convention in mind, what's a good Jellicle Name for a Bookstore Cat?

Fox

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck was the Grinch?

Steven S

I think you know the answer to that. Search your heart(which is two sizes too small.)

Palmer

You are planning a get together with your family and closest friends for a food focused gender reveal. You were going to have a barbecue but the weather has soured. The sweltering June Saturday became a questionabley stormy day but tornadoes are not expected and your guests insisted on still coming to the party. You can’t cook outside anymore and your kitchen is experiencing technical difficulties. What main course are you making in the bathtub for your loved ones to reveal the gender of your soon to be born baby?

Kinzie

You wake up at 40 realizing you now get to choose a super power (every 40 year old gets to do this but can’t tell anyone). The powers you can choose from are: 1. Turn into a lamp once, cannot turn back 2. Your bones turn to glass for an hour 3. Can make one leg 4-7 inches longer Extra grinch Q: instant hair growth, that is full body and grinch green

Grant Kenny

Rank these settings for a possible fun D&D Campaign. 1. Cyberpunk Bahumia year 2100 - HardBot Suremetal, Chromeshine Cyber, and Beverbot Toehold (or maybe Sol Bufo clone #69) 2. Oops all Dinosaurs in Eldermourne - Henrysaurus the Hogfish, Fiastodon Boginyatops, Zirkosaur Vervaptor 3. WrestleMania comes to Trinyvale - Jens the sword dancing, pants dropping, bootyshakin, earth quaking Lyndellllllllllle, Nyack, scion of scions, JetBlue points gambling, Rana'for ramblin half elf boiiii Onyx the goth wearing, butterfinger BB swearing, side saddle ridin', obsidian glidin' Lumierrrre!

HexMix

A fairy godmother type Archfey turned you into the entourage for a princess. What mundane object or animal did you used to be, and what/who did she turn you into?

Olivia

Your close friend, relative or loved one gets into an accident and has to go to the hospital. You go to the hospital and the doctors are whispering to one another. One calm-looking doctor comes up to you and asks for you to step into a room with her and a small group of doctors. They tell you that the person who’s injured has critical injuries and you’re the only one who can save them. They tell you that they’d have to do a procedure, that’s rarely done but has a high success rate, that you have to participate in. It requires you to transfer all of your blood to the critically injured person and you’d be injected with green blood that would slowly turn you into the Grinch. You’ll loose all personality traits and memories of your current self and fully become the Grinch. They said that this is the only way they’d survive. What do you do?

JK

Jar Jar Binks was a Sith Lord the whole time. The theory holds water but the idea got canned after episode 1s reception

Ben Delahay

It is Christmas Eve. The Grinch tells you about how the world is running out of helium and soon there will be none left. This ruins Christmas for you because you’re so bummed. That Christmas, you wake up to find that you’re growing green hair, long fingers, there are spiders in your brain,and termites in your smile. You are becoming the Grinch. You know that you’re patient zero in a widespread Grinch infection that could ruin Christmas for everyone and turn the entire world into Grinches. You look at your loving partner on Christmas Day and all you want to do is ruin their Christmas and turn them into the Grinch. With your last fleeting bit of Holiday Cheer you know that the infection can end with you. Do you succumb to a life of Grinchiness or do you sacrifice yourself to save Christmas?

Seasquidley

If your partner was perfect in every single way but they were, at one point, a lizard, would this be a deal breaker? They won't turn back into a lizard and they do have all their memories if their lizard life

Shel B Kennas fav SG is welly’s number one felly

Scenario: you wake up one day in a world where one item in your life has been replaced with cake—not a birthday cake, a perfect replica of the item but it’s cake. What would be the most upsetting item swap and how long do you think it would take you to discover it?

Gwen Gilpin

How many average-sized adult housecats would it take to beat you in a tug-of-war?

Cory Wyse

Let’s say you are the president and a meteor is hurdling towards earth and you have to figure out a way to break it up so it disintegrates in earth’s atmosphere. And the only way for some reason to break it up is to land on it and drill into it. Do you: 1) Find a person who works on an oil rig and teach them and their crew how to be astronauts, withstand G force, etc. so they can land on the asteroid and drill it apart. Or 2) teach one astronaut how to operate a drill

mud cutlet

you are a tenured professor at an accredited school for architecture and environmental science. it’s final review and next to you is an entire jury of your peers, close friends, and fellow architects. as a student presents their work, they bend down to show a drawing, but their shirt lifts up slightly to reveal a trampstamp of your full name on their lower back. what do you do?

Spencer

You can instantly summon as much Mediterranean style food as you like and can give this food to others as you see fit. You can sell it, donate it, or just eat it yourself, doesn't matter. However, anytime you are greeted by somebody for the first time of the day you have to say "it's Greek to meet you!" Then eat an entire spoonful of tzatziki. You have to do this for every person you meet, every day you are greeted by them. The tzatziki is magical summoned to you and you have to eat it in front of the other person. You can explain your affliction to anybody you like, but you will still have to eat the tzatziki. Do you take the deal?

Mario Avila

Question for Murph, how does he feel about "You got to honor the cock", I laughed the hardest I had in years thanks to this accidental joke. But just wondering if he genuinely feels annoyed by it, or he embraces that self-depriation for the sake of comedy.

Brandon

You inherit a million dollars on the condition that you must wear a Minions t-shirt during sex for the rest of your life. The lawyer for your deceased relative says "i'll know if you don't wear the shirt" and leaves it at that. Do you agree to the terms?

han!!!!

You are each offered 1 million dollars. To win the money, the four of you (as a team) have to survive together for 2 minutes in a wrestling ring without any of you getting knocked out. What’s the highest number of wrestlers you’d face off against before backing out?

Trey

Hello boobs my fiance and I have an ongoing debate between Tomatoes and Potatoes. Would you rather only be allowed to eat tomatoes and their byproducts, pizza, red sauce, etc. Or Potatoes and their byproducts, French fries, Hashbrowns etc. In this hypothetical you can eat all other foods. I am on the side of Tomatoes where she falls on the side of Potatoes. We would love to see where you all fall in this debate. Thank you P.S. Will we ever get a Jake cameo on 8-Bit Book Club?

Steven S

Tonathan Tinkle, Apple Scrumper, and Mavrus could probably be around based on their race's lifespan. And we know they all survived the Cataclysm. It's possible but I would also love to see them as new characters too.

Tom J

In April 2025, WrestleMania 41 comes to Las Vegas and "The Game" Triple H has decided that he wants a NADDPOD Fatal Four-Way Tag-Team Elimination Match, where each of you teams up with a Wrestler to take on the other members of NADDPOD, as part of the two-night event! Triple H loves NADDPOD (and 8-Bit Book Club) and insists the match happens so there's no convincing him this is a bad idea. You will be given the most basic rookie training and The Undertaker (who it turns out is actually magic) will ensure you don't get seriously hurt. Undertaker can also make it so you can select any wrestler alive or dead in the prime of their career to team up with. Who do you each team up with, how do you make sure you put on a good show and avoid "Go Away Heat", and which team goes over (is booked to win the match)?

Jaybird

Is Bowser a good kisser?

Final Girl

You and your closest friend start a business together selling bucket hats (your shared passion) you spend years building a brand and becoming well known bucket hat-eliers . Your hats are known world wide. Then suddenly after a decade of fairly successful business, your friend tells you that they 'think bucket hats are cheesy' and that theyre not that into it. When you ask for further explanation they refuse to elaborate beyond saying 'i was just trying to make you happy'. Then their long term partner tells you that this whole thing has been an elaborate seduction technique by your friend to try and win your love, but now they're done waiting for you. Do you keep up your very successful business with this person?

Michael Bolton III

You are all back at the corporate College Humor offices in NYC before the sale. The Grinch joins the team as a new writer and is absolutely killing it, totally smashing it out of the park with comedy gold. However, you start to notice that about once or twice a month he smells like shit, and very small brown stains start appearing on a few chairs around the office. When confronted he says that with his ass crack covered in fur it is almost impossible to wipe clean, and that he normally tries to relieve himself at home, but that sometimes nature calls. He is not proud of it and tries to accomodate others by cleaning any skid marks that are pointed out to him, but refuses to wear pants or go home after he shits and considers it culutrally offensive towards grinches to press the issue, corporate HR has spoken with Legal and agrees with the Grinch. How do you get the Grinch to stop skid-marking up the office and stinking out writer's meetings?

Dippity_Dip

Imagine each of you are countries (or continents, up to you) on a planet not unlike Earth. What are your histories and who lives there? (So hypothetically - what kind of people live in the Murphy country, or what wars have waged between Caldwell and Jake? Did Emily sink to the bottom of the ocean eons ago and become the lost city of Axford?)

Blaize Gordon

What potion do you think Caldwell would enjoy spilling the most and having to deal with the consequences afterwards?

Haybale

You have been saving the most delicious leftovers from your favorite restaurant for lunch, and it's been on your mind all day. It's finally lunch time and you're so excited to dig into your food, but when you open the fridge, not only is your food not there, but Jerry from Tom & Jerry is laying in the empty container, his belly cartoonishly round. He's so sleepy from eating all of your leftovers that he doesn't notice you open the fridge. What do you do? Do you let him get away with it, or do you go full Tom on this little hungry mouse?

M. Smalloak, PhD

You're at a classics conference and while giving a paper your colleague casually mentions 2011 as the year the Western Roman Empire fell. Do you bring it up in the Q&A?

qbull

You are at a wedding reception with catered food. Looking around, it seems you and most of the other guests have chosen the lemon chicken. After everyone has started eating, you see a mildly panicked chef emerge from the kitchen and approach the head waiter. They are holding an empty container of Clorox, making frantic gestures between it and the serving tray of lemon chicken. Both the chef and waiter storm back to the kitchen and do not emerge for some time. No one else seems to have witnessed this; what do you do?

JesterTheCleric

You and the grinch stay in to watch one of your favorite movies in whatever romantic or platonic capacity you want. Then you find out they made you a really fucking great dinner, something you kind of knew you wanted but didn't really and you wonder how they knew. What's for dinner, and did you have a nice time?

Logan Stock

In a three man Hell in a Cell cage match who wins: Barney Rubble, Austin Powers, or Blastin Gramma?

Kyle smith

Murph (and other DM’s) I know you take a lot of creative direction from the games you play and the media you consume, when you create a world and start that process, how do you stay motivated on that world and how much of the world do you create starting out before you do a session 0 and that first real session?

Ciarán S.

You are an eminent physicist cycling to Carnegie Hall for a special livestreamed session of your monthly game of DnD for charity. Your friend Billy Joe DMs for you, your spouse, and his wife Sharon, the US Secretary of State. You hit a kerb and crash, causing the experimental quantum computer in your fetching leather satchel to explode. Your brain gains the power to solve chaos theory, and you instantly understand that the only way to ensure the one possible future where the US avoids a crippling twelve year recession is to incept a crucial idea into Sharon's mind through the medium of the game. Furthermore, the only way to achieve the specific series of dice rolls needed to germinate this idea is to intercept three critical d20s while they are rolling with a precisely flicked flaming hot Cheeto from across the table, in full view of the players, the camera, and Sharon's security detail. Your powers only serve to let you know the precise moment to flick each Cheeto and there is no guarantee that you will make the shots. Failing one does not necessarily mean that the task fails, only that you will have to make double the amount of Cheeto interceptions to correct for it. Do you attempt to play god?

Eddie Terrell

We have a Boston Terrier named Mouse, who we affectionately refer to as "Shit Goblin," due to her propensity to eat any kind of poop that she finds in the wild. That's generally fine, but my wife has no qualms about receiving face licks/mouth kisses from Shit Goblin, even when we know she has eaten shit in the recent past. For the record, I don't like this, but we all make sacrifices. I joke that my wife would give Shit Goblin a kiss on the mouth in a shorter amount of time post-shit-eating than if I had eaten shit myself. So I ask - if you saw your partner eat shit (like they were in the yard and they thought you had stepped out for the day, but you came back in to grab your wallet and saw them through the window, eating cat shit straight out of the grass), how long would it be before you felt comfortable kissing them on the mouth? For reference, my wife's shit-to-kissing time for the dog is generally 4-6 hours.

Tacosmaster

You are attending a TED Talk showcase four days before Christmas. As the last speaker finishes, it is announced there is actually one more presentation, a surprise guest. Before you have a chance to leave, out steps the Grinch. The Grinch goes on to give a detailed presentation about how to “Grinch” Christmas and how he is going to “really Grinch it up” this year. He says everyone in the room is safe from the Grinchening, but if anyone tries to stop him, he'll make sure their loved ones are permanently Grinched. You can't tell how bad Grinching is but you think it is more malicious than benign. It is clear no one else in the audience will do anything to stop him, and they cannot be persuaded otherwise. The only evidence you have of this plot is your memory. Do you try to stop him or do you let the Grinchening happen?

Eric Pennington

All of y’all are transported to the forgotten realms (oppa isekai style) and a disembodied voice allows you to rebuild yourself in the stats and characteristics of DND characters. What do yall choose or do yall choose to be a normal human again ?

Cody W

You are given the power by whatever means, money/magic to bring back something to mainstream existence that is completely no longer around; be that a flavor of something, a type of snack or food, an extinct species of anima What you bring back isn't guaranteed to last, you are giving this thing a second chance. What do you bring back?

Psykodactyle

This is a slightly longer one, but I think it's a good premise: You are accosted by an old man with a large hump back one night walking home, the man asks you to give him all the money on your person and in exchange he promises that you will be blessed with heavenly fortunes in due time. Seeing as you only have 1.5$ in your wallet you agree and the man sprints away clutching the change. The next morning you wake up with a terrible itching sensation on your back, and when you go to the mirror to check out what's going on you see a small bump protruding, but it's nothing serious. As the days go by the bump grows larger and you begin to notice shapes forming on the bump, and after a week you realize that the face of British tv darling Mr. Bean is growing on your body. It doesn't seem to be sentient, but touching it causes it to twitch and you can see slight movement beneath its closed eyelids. However as alarming as this may be, you also begin to notice that people are begining to treat you better, giving you their seats on the bus, giving you discounts on your groceries and even laughing at your jokes. Your spouse also begins to comment about how your slowly crumbling marriage is starting to see new sparks of passion, and that she's considering letting you sleep in the main bedroom again. What do you decide to do going forward? Will you seek medical attention and try to get comedy legend Mr. Bean's face removed, or will you keep quiet about it and enjoy the sudden upwards movement in your life?

Big Danklin

You have to marry the OG animation, but then it gets a little trickier. I think I’d kill the Benedict Cumberbatch and fuck Jim Carrey

DisimpressedHippo

Would you rather your dice be able to talk to you, or have an irl luck point (1 per day/long rest)?

Nick Gamber

You’re currently on trial for white-collar federal crime charges; you did commit these crimes. All of your money has been seized so you need to have an attorney appointed to you. You don’t get to meet with the lawyer until the morning of the trial. As you enter his office, you find a man sitting behind his desk in a full fledged Grinch costume. He greets you with excitement and exclaims, “Don’t worry, I have an ace up my sleeve. We’re gonna Grinch up that courtroom.” He refuses to elaborate any further and any questions are met with a poor Jim Carey impression as he spouts endless movie quotes that don’t answer your question. He seems superbly confident in his plan and gestures for you to follow him as he says “Remember, stay Grinchy.” as he enters the courtroom. What do you do?

Melissa Shilale

I am casting my vote for what a campaign would look like based in New Jersey. Sincerely, Someone From New Jersey

Paddy McDonald

On your 18th Birthday, The Grinch starts to follow you. He moves at a slower than average walking speed. If he catches, your life is reset to birth and you have to relive your whole life. Once you reach 18, the chase begins again. How do you live a full life AND avoid The Grinch?

Frank

You double your chances of rolling Nat 20s, but every time you roll one, you involuntarily blurt out “yeah baby!” in a perfectly reproduced Austin Powers voice: do you accept?

Canis Corax

Jake and Caldwell: a witch turned your wife into a worm! The witch agrees to change her back, but ONLY if she can transform you to look and sound like Jim Carrey's grinch. Either option will be permanent. Choose wisely. (Emily is already the most beautiful wife-worm so Murph is exempt from this question, unless he wants to grinch it up anyway.)

Jenni G

Would you take the deal?All of your appliances and electronics could be turned into dinosaurs and variety of prehistoric creatures. You wouldn't lose any functionality and could still perform all tasks as usual. However, when typing, upon each keystroke your dino-puter would announce, one word per keystoke, "its... a... living!" Over and over. This phrase also replaces all beeps when appliances are finished (microwave, washer/dryer, etc.)

Bobby Moynihan

You are in the busy part of a large city for travel/tour and across the street, within the bustle of pedestrians, you see a person who looks exactly like yourself but they're wearing an expensive suit and similarly upscale accessories. You can't be sure they're an *exact* double from this far away but the level of similarity is certainly suspicious. While you debate about approaching them, you see them find and greet a person who looks just like your significant other, also in a fancy outfit, and they kiss and walk off. You can tell they are highly fulfilled in their lives. The police will not believe you. Do you try to talk to them?

Jason Ramirez

Surprise! Your partner signed both of you up for a talent show. The show is in one hour, what act/routine/or performance do you come up with? Using only what would normally be at your house.

Corvo_CB

How do you, and your character counter parts, handle Grocery shopping? Self check out, wait for a register, home delivery? (Twist!! During a zombie apocalypse.)

Abby

Choose your own adventure... You may only read books for the rest of your life with no ability to see a screen, or you may only watch movies, tv, and social media videos for the rest of your life with no ability to see the words on the page.

Dylan Murphy

You bring your pet to a public place you regularly visit. A stranger approaches and asks, “What a beautiful animal! When did you adopt them?” You and the stranger give the same answer at the same time. (For example, “Eight years ago.”) The stranger explains he lost his beloved pet a few days before you adopted yours. He needs to spend a few minutes alone with your pet, “just to see what happens.” Your animal looks conflicted. What do you do?

Extremely High Elf

Would you rather been in a Disneyland that's completely empty except for you and a single worker who seems to be everywhere all the time and he refuses to acknowledge anything off about the day or An abandoned but harmless seeming amusement park with barely working animatronics and the rides will run randomly. Which would you pick?

ptak_sobie

You get laid off from your salaried corporate job. Soon enough, you're broke, the landlord is on your back about rent, and you need a job bad. You love going to your local aquarium, and you notice they're hiring. You're way overquaified, but you apply, get an interview, and it goes *really* well. At the end of the interview, the hiring manager pauses for a long time, looking torn. Finally, they stand up, close the blinds, and check around for eavesdroppers. Then they tell you they want to offer you a job with the aquarium's "Bourne-tier" squad. Your personality, strengths, and experience have impressed them so much, and they need you onboard to help thwart the facility's "most dire threats to aquatic domesticity." The only thing is, they need to get you federal "top-secret" clearance, the background check for which can take upwards of a year. They can't tell you any more details about the job, they can't tell you about the pay or benefits. There's no advance pay, and you won't be allowed to tell anyone, even your spouse or parents, why you're unemploted in the meantime. Do you accept the offer and try to figure out how to survive without income for an unknown number of months, unable to share this awesome secret with even your closest loved ones?

Clever Innuendo

You're offered 5 million dollars, but you have to spend enough of it to make sure you make national news while dressed as the Grinch. You get to keep what's left afterwards. What do you do to compete the challenge while keeping the most money?

Ben Wilcox

If you had to qualify all foods into either a soup, salad, or sandwich, what are some tough foods to categorize? For example: pasta is a salad, cereal is a soup, and a potpie is a sandwich

sparky

You are at the bank to cash a cheque but everyone at the bank is acting strange, looking around as if there are things you cannot see. When you attempt to cash it, they stop you and pull you into a private room. In this room is a single desk with a clerk at the table. It has fully blacked out walls and seems to yawn on forever. The clerk looks like she is approachable and helpful. Next to the door you just came through is another identically looking door that you don’t remember seeing with an emergency exit sign above it. What do you do?

Emil

Your hand falls off and begins to move and talk on its own. (It sounds exactly the Grinch.) Your partner is thrilled and insists on treating the hand as your child. The hand is vaguely hostile towards you, but adores your partner. If you press the issue or express concern, they avoid acknowledging that the new child is your severed hand, saying "Everyone's a little different," in a defensive tone, and suggest you try harder to bond with it. Do you go along with this?

Kuzon

does spider have pusspuss?

Michelle Phelps

You work at a Hot Topic in a dying mall in New Jersey. One day on your shift, Jack Skellington pulls himself out of poster and explains that he needs your help to stop Dr. Evil from taking over Starbucks so that he can force it to serve only decaff coffee. Jack Skellington's voice sounds like elmo and he's kind of being a dick to you, and only refers to you to as "nerd-o". Do you still help Jack or ignore him because he's rude?

Connor Gentry

You are offered the opportunity to return to any day in your life and “Groundhog Day” it as many times as you like. The only conditions are that you have to declare beforehand how many times you want to repeat the day and that the final iteration will be the new canon of your life. What day would you pick, how many iterations are you putting yourself through, and how would you use this ability: perfect or correct a past situation, or just read 100 books in one day?

Tia Dia

Suppose that your DnD party started to mention the Grinch-like parts of your various characters. There may or may not be truth to this, but they are able to rationalize for themselves that you have always wanted to play the Grinch - and now they won't let you play until you admit it and commit to a long-term Grinch game. Do you go with the Grinch, or run away and play a Grinchless run?

Nate Veldhoff

Would you rather have an arm made of bread or carbonated blood?

Leslie Marchant

If you were a dragon, what would you hoard?

Phoenix Vizva’i

Posted this for the last hearthside!! So excited for this ep and all your incoming apeshit answers 💖😜 You’re strolling back from your local café and cut through the park by your house, when all of a sudden a crackling blue portal opens up right beside you—out pops the Grinch, wearing Goku’s clothes and hair, covered in blood. He throws an extremely heavy suitcase into your hands that smells downright acrid. Grabbing your shoulders, he says your name, and then shares in a hasty panic that he’s fucked up the whole timeline, everything is about to go to complete shit, and that this is the only possible way to save it. You must keep this suitcase secretly, telling no one about it, ESPECIALLY the authorities—and then bring it back to him here in exactly 1 year’s time. He begins to cry profusely as he stammers that if you tell anyone, look in the suitcase, or don’t meet him, everyone and everything will die for good. He stares at you pleading for one last moment before hopping back into the portal, which stays open for a moment behind him. What do you do? 😁

seasickjester

You are relaxing at home one night when you hear frantic knocking at your door followed by someone yelling for help. You look through the peephole and see The Grinch banging on your door. He is bloodied and visibly panicked, yelling, "please help me, he's after me, please, he's out of control." You then see a flying sleigh pulled by reindeer land on your front lawn. Santa steps out and begins to slowly approach. As this happens The Grinch becomes more panicked and continues to plead for help. Do you intervene? (Assume you live in a rural area where no other neighbors or passersby would see this. Also assume that both Santa and The Grinch are unarmed.)

maje

While you’re home alone a giant tentacle bursts out of your floor. It tells you it is the entire core of the Earth and that if you don’t bring it a ruby everyday it will burst out of the ground and destroy the Earth. It also says you are not allowed to tell anyone outside your household. What do you do?

Lia

You're given an option between transformation, super speed, or Invisibility. However if you take transformation all memories of your best times include Gex as he is now one of your closest. Similar, chili dog eating sonic if you choose super speed, or Freakazoid if you choose Invisibility. You're feelings about them aren't any different, but they have been there for any big event (birthdays, marriages, favorite trips, anything sentimental) which would you take, and how do you think you'd fair with your new closest?

Bennett Lawson

During the safety briefing on a plane, the flight crew tells you that the flight today will be used for a movie and they want to introduce you to the pilots. Out “walk” Kermit the Frog and Fozzie Bear with their puppeteers. The flight crew tells you there are no other pilots, but the puppeteers have taken extensive online courses, and everyone seems calm at this news. Do you try to get off the plane?

Beb

Your spouse’s personality is replaced with one from the Naddpod Universe. Would you rather they take on: Princess Shiverblight, Wren, or Scout Master Denny

Anna Barnes

You have the once in the life opportunity to star on Broadway in a high budget musical adaptation of The Band of Boobs campaign. However whenever you inquire how Pawpaw will be represented the director just say "he'll have it handled." Even up till opening night you have no clue how this fan favourite possum is going look on stage. Until 5 minutes till places and the director excitedly introduces you to "PawPaw". It is clearly his own 13 year old kid who doesn't want to be there in a dog fancy dress onsie. You try to connect with your new scene partner but they ignore you and just stay on their phone. You try and get a reer out of them, they give you the silent treatment, and instead of scrambling, you have to take their hand and forcefully drag them anywhere. Again, the director is beaming ear to ear. He's been perfectly nice and reasonable on all other matters except this and you realise he wanted to get his kid excited about his job by showing them how fun theatre can be and it clearly hasn't worked. The audience are all seated, the rest of the star studded cast are in starting position. And the director, while smiling now, is clearly on the verge of heartbreak if this doesn't go to plan. What do you do?

Shambles

Scenario: you find out that dice DO have souls and personalities. Do you still play D&D with them? And if so, Emily, do you still leave them out in the moonlight (or boil them when you DM? 😯)

Robert Z.

Brennan Lee Mulligan just called up the four of you for a Dimension 20 sidequest season called Copyright Infringement, where you all play characters that are definitely not in the public domain, Oppa Fat Bastard style. Which catchphrase-heavy pop culture characters do you choose to play, and how do you represent them as a dungeons and dragons fifth edition character?

just us chickens

You have a beloved niece or nephew. They are a pretty typical kid in all ways but one: they LOVE the Grinch. They love the Grinch (the character specifically) as a toddler, elementary school kid, and beyond. At what age does your kin need to be for you to worry? At what age would they need to be for you to be the Yaunt or Yuncle to intervene and ask "hey kid, I guess like, why?"

Jen

I haven’t played yugioh in 20 years but are you: A trap card (purple), a spell card (green), or a monster card (brown). I can provide no other information. Thanks!

Jesse

A hypothetical that inspired enthusiastic debate at my office (with several coworkers who also listen): If 10,000 angry adult male gorillas suddenly appeared in Grand Central Station, how many casualties do you think there would be and how long do you think it would take to get things under control?

sabertruth19

Agreed so much on the om nom noms. Following onwards from this, with a little bit of a Worlds Beyond Number crossover, if Murph were a tamori (living spell construct) for Emily, I’d guess the spell would be Find Familiar. Emily - do you think that is true or would your spicy city pigeon be another spell? And expanding to all members of the crew - what spell would your significant other be if they were a living manifestation of a spell, what spell would you choose for yourself and is it different than the spell others would choose for you? Will you all be Cone of Cold aka winter is coming aka Jon Snow?

Mythic_Robyn

Say one day you wake up with all Spider-Man's abilities, web shooters included. How quickly do you think you'd be on the FBI's most wanted list? How high do you think you'd reach? I'd probably be robbing a bank by nightfall personally.

JesterHat

Come up with the most useless superpower. E.g. can teleport, but only into a natural disaster zone. Can fly, but only as long as you can hold your breath. Can turn your eyebrows into noodles, then have to wait for your eyebrows to grow back.

Evan

It's early October, and you and some friends are excitedly attending a new haunted house event that's been getting really good buzz for weeks, to the point that it's starting to receive a growing degree of very positive national attention among scare enthusiasts. It's clear there's a good chance this attraction is going to go viral soon, and you want to get in there early. While the branding around the haunted house seems standard, once inside you begin to realize that the scenes and settings depicted are very clearly based on your personal life (often with a mocking or negative tone), and many of the performers' masks are grotesque caricatures of your face. They even incorporate pantomimes of some of your habits into their scares. If you bring this up to your friends afterwards they chalk it up to a coincidence and say you're overreacting, and if you try to ask the staff what's going on or complain they mutter something vague about artistic freedom and parody law and don't engage further. Everyone in your group thought the haunted house was fantastic, and if you raise the idea of attempting to change it or shut it down they get pretty pissed and call you a buzzkill. How do you proceed?

Anna Barnes

Follow up question: Do they feel pain?

Lorelei and Kyra Newly Weds

Emily is walking outside to feed the critters during a recording session and everyone. Watches her get scooped by a large Harpy Eagle, what is everyone next action?

Thimo The Fool

When drinking any liquid, do you just tilt or tip the beverage into your mouth, letting it flow, or do you exert control over the liquid by applying some sort of suction? Of course, some liquid-holders require the one or the other, and hot liquids may be slurped to test, but I ask thee: under normal circumstances, do you let it flow free or handle it, control it via suction?! I have heard the latter referred to as the "coward's choice". I await your discussion!

Steven S

Unlimited games but no games for sure.

Hannah Adaway

That is some Larry from Elmore in the amazing world of gumball📦

Lorelei and Kyra Newly Weds

Hey Jake, imagine youre on Namek fighting Frieza the little white guy for the future of your people. You had the gang with you but Murph got lifted into the air and exploded violently sending vicera and gore scattered about, Caldwell was shot in the chest by a death beam and Emily is actively being chased by a death slicer. You have less than 5 minuts to finish the fight and save your remaining friend. How do you end the fight?

Ambrose Blanchard

It's 4pm and you're craving a cream puff. You decide to go to a local bakery. As you enter, suddenly the whole bakery is filled with white women who you have to passively aggressively step around to get to the counter. Just as you are about to order, the Grinch walks in and cuts you in line. He orders the last cream puff, and no one seems to realize that it was actually your turn to order. In fact, no one reacts as if this is out of the ordinary. What do you do?

Lorelei and Kyra Newly Weds

You guys are transported to the Fortnite Verse via Nerve gear or some other type of isekai trope, which skins do you fuck, marry and kill? (Example. Meowscles, Meowscles, Peely)

Hannah Adaway

What would your plan be if you could instill spells in a seed that would stay in the plant and grow how you want it? Like instill security into your shrubbery or what spells would you want to instill not just for harm?

Julie LeCave

You are invited to attend a funeral with a close friend, who states "I can't get through this alone. Can you be there for me?" You and your friend arrive at the funeral (your friend close to tears), but to your surprise no one else is seated for the ceremony. Before you can ask your friend what is going on, the Grinch arrives dressed in formal attire, and approaches a podium near a cloth covered coffin. He says "let us begin," and pulls the cloth off of a translucent coffin. You see your friend trapped in the coffin, arms and legs tied up. Clearly the coffin dweller is running out of air while the Grinch proceeds with a small, normal-except-for-wriggling-body-in-a-coffin ceremony for the "deceased. You notice that you cannot see the face of the person you arrived with, who looks exactly like the person in the coffin, since they have buried their face in the hands while sobbing and crying. The Grinch begins to share "family memories" in honor of the deceased, many of which are familiar to you as belonging to your friend. As the ceremony continues, your friend(?) next to you wails louder but still does not show their face, and the friend(?) in the coffin begins to stop struggling. You barely make out a struggling "Please help" as the coffin figure meets your eyes. Do you open the coffin and stop the ceremony? The person next to you starts whispering to themselves "he isn't real; he can't hurt you again."

Z Carthy

You come into possession of a non-lethal Death Note that can cause some other affliction to whomever's name you write in it. What would you want your alternative Death Note to do? E.g give someone a gluten allergy - ps in case @Jake is picking questions, Death Note is a very popular anime about a journal that can murder people 🙃

Cameron S. Hero of the Land

Lets say hypothetically you find yourself in the wilderness of upstate newyork, just a standard forest, slightly off a hiking path. Whats the strangest zoo animal you could see and still move on with your day?

Lorelei and Kyra Newly Weds

You guys are invited to a WWE Raw Smackdown (or whatever its called I'm not that knowledgeable on the topic) your watching the Rock facing the Big show when suddenly the Undertaker erupts from the center of the ring from the actual center of hell where he claims wrestling is fake and goes to kill the Rock, just as the Rock dies the Grinch squirts out of his asshole and begins anime fighting the undertaker killing half the audience in the making. Once the Grinch sends The Undertaker to heaven with a swift uppercut, he turns and points to your group, what do you do next?

noa tsipin

It is the night before your wedding your partner says that they have to tell you a secret. They have the ability to morph into all kinds of different creatures. The catch is due to a recent complication they are now stuck with the grinch as their new “permanent form”, they have the ability to morph back into a human but only for up to 2 hours at a time. They tell you that they would understand if this is a deal breaker but that they are willing to pun in the effort to make it work. Do you back out while you still can? Or do you accept your partner as they are grinch and all? (p.s. spoilers, Rachel dies in Animorphs Olaf dies in Frozen 2)

Morgan

You are at a fan meet up for Naddpod. You’re having a great time meeting fans, until you notice that one person in line a few people back is unusually tall, hairy, and has calves that seem to glow in the sun. That’s right, this person waits politely in line to inform you that they’re the real Hardwon Surefoot. To prove that they’re telling the truth, they take out the real, authentic queens hammer, and use it to smash a person to death who is several spots back in line dressed like Galad Rosell. If you ask him why he would do that he just says “Galad is a bad guy, he killed my Mom”. You’re 100% sure that this person is the real Hardwon; but do you press charges knowing it means you’ll never see him again? He clearly believes that this was the real Galad and he was doing a public service

Lorelei and Kyra Newly Weds

Jake you and Caldwell are hanging out after a session when suddenly Tucker walks in with his arm around both of your Wives, do you fight for Caldwell's honor or let Tucker give him a swirly as he loses his family?

Trevor Wurtsmith

WITNESS ME WIFE WORM!! It's mad Max/ apocalypse times. What sets your band of outlaws apart from the heavy-rock-zombies that you are fighting for water? Bonus: what do each of your apocalypse war machines look like?

LJ_Rivvy

You wake up in a room, Squid Game style. In front of you are three olympic sized swimming pools. The announcer voice explains that your goal is to get to the other side of one of these pools. The first pool on the left has a medium sized great white shark and he looks *hungry*. At the bottom of the swimming pool about 1/3 of the way in is a harpoon gun with three harpoons but you will need to load each one individually. The second pool seems empty but the announcer says that within the pool are 10 of the world’s deadliest jellyfish, about 1.5 ft x 1.5 ft in size. They are nearly invisible to the naked eye but will appear when you swim within 3 feet of them. At the bottom of the third pool is a scale replica of Bikini Bottom, and all the major characters from Spongebob stand there, looking like they are keeping a terrible secret. The announcer says you have 60 seconds to decide, and a wall with piranha heads sticking out starts to close in, forcing you to choose. Which pool do you choose and why?

Emmie

Imagine you wake up tomorrow morning and next to you in bed is the Grinch wearing your spouse’s pyjamas. Everything else about them (voice, personality, mannerisms) appears to be the same, except that they are now physically fully the Grinch, covered in green hair. They are clearly extremely distressed by the sudden transformation but plead with you not to take them to the hospital because they’re scared and embarrassed and don’t know what can be done. However, over time, your spouse seems to start displaying more and more “Grinchlike” behaviours, such as tripping you when you pass, and each time they look shocked and say “I don’t know why I did that”. They still seem very distressed but the behaviours steadily increase in frequency. How do you proceed? How does this impact on your relationship? (Inspired by that time I asked my partner if he’d still love me if I was the grinch)

GuidingMoonLite

A sentient, very wealthy crow approaches you and tells you that it will pay you to on-the-job train her crow kids for a day. The crows will be in a group you must bring with you through a full work day at an office job , the only catch is you can't tell anyone why the crows are there, or admit that they are following you. The money will grow exponentially so 1 crow is $10, 2 crows is $100, then a $1000 and so on, if anyone asks questions the crows leave and you get nothing. How many crows are you bringing to work with you?

Nicolas P.

You are approached by a famous Olympic athlete (Usain Bolt level of fame) wearing their medals. You know they are real and not an impersonator. They offer you in-person tickets to the next Olympics including food and lodging. The catch is you have to compete in all the hurdles matches wearing flippers (like the ones you scuba with). You do not have to win but you have to finish every match. Do you take the deal?

Toland Kister

A mysterious benefactor is offering you $1000 dollars for every egg that you can eat within a one hour time limit. The eggs can be prepared in any manner of your choosing. You must declare the number of eggs you will eat before the start of the hour. Vomiting or failure to consume the number of declared eggs will result in no payment whatsoever. How will you prepare the eggs and how many do you think you can consume?

maje

You wake up one day and all transportation has been replaced by buses. If you ask anyone about this they look at you like you’re crazy and say it’s always been this way. There is no public transportation and all buses are only allowed to have one seat. If you ask anyone to teach you how to drive a bus they refuse. What do you do?

Jarod W

You get 1,000,000 dollars, but for the rest of your life anytime you poop the sound plays in everyone's head. Everyone meaning literally everyone on earth. It does not work on people who are asleep, so don't worry about waking people up.

Shambles

Yes, but you get the feeling that they like it

Santa Grinch Hugging HumBaba and two Fairies

You have been abducted and forced to fight a gorilla in a interdimentional gladiator ring, you have access to a cloning machine but no weapons what is the smallest amount of clone you would need to brute force the gorilla

Aidan Klajnscek

It's your birthday party. All your friends are at your place and have brought you gifts. Everyone is gathered in a circle and are giving you gifts one at a time. Eventually, one friend hands you a box slowly and carefully and says "I should warn you, it's 400 bees, so be careful opening it." You laugh thinking it's some kind of joke. But no one around the room is laughing. A different friend perks up and says "Hey, he's been working really hard on this gift for you, laughing is kind of mean." Any further attempt you make to question the nature of the gift or joke about 400 bees is met with earnest warning to be careful with the 400 bees and complete seriousness and stoicism from the rest of the party. You want to shake the box to see if there's really bees in there, because you don't feel any movement just while holding it. But you don't want to anger the 400 bees, or break the gift if it's not bees and instead something fragile. Do you open the gift?

Axyl and Olympia

You’re super excited to go to your favorite restraunt for your birthday. The food there is so good but when you sit down to order the menu is the exact same except all of their drinks are replaced with muscle milk. Nothing but muscle milk in three different flavors but everything else is the same. do you order some?

Lucia V.

You are cursed to be a sentient chess piece, but you can choose whether to communicate with humans or other chess pieces. If you pick humans you can talk psychically to someone you can see and they can talk back to you. All other chess pieces in the world are normal, inanimate chess pieces. If you pick chess pieces, all pieces in the world become sentient and you can talk to each other, but they're all in character - footsoldiers, king, queen, etc. They don't know humans exist and nothing you say will convince them. Humans can't hear you. What do you choose: chatting with chess pieces or talking to human people?

Tori the Tungsten Dragoose, Dr. Dog's assistant

Would you rather: only be able to be a passenger with every bus driver, train conductor, pilot, Uber driver, ferry captain etc. being the Grinch? His track record is perfect, and he's treated with reverence by other passengers, and especially the crew. Whenever encountered by active members of the armed forces, they salute him as though he outranks them, up to and including generals and admirals. People eventually associate your presence with the Grinch, who never operates vehicles unless you are a passenger. OR Always have a live goose in the car every time you need to drive? You are allowed to remove the goose, but if you hurt the goose, the vehicle will not start. The goose is not angry with you to begin with, but it does not want to leave the vehicle. If allowed to ride on either the lap of the driver, or passenger riding shotgun, the goose will give flawless directions in English even accounting for traffic, and road closures. These directions will consistently get you to your destination earlier than expected. If placed in the back the goose will be a perfectly behaved passenger, but make snide remarks about the route you choose. When left alone with the vehicle, the goose will defend it adamantly, and will be unaffected by temperature, no matter how hot the interior of the car gets. If the goose is removed, it will reappear when the vehicle is left unattended, no matter how far it is from where the goose was left.

CARROT SNATCH

Would You Rather: 1. ALWAYS have hummus in your fridge (type is unfortunately random but skews towards divisive flavors such as cilantro, sorry, wish I could do something:/). 2. You always know the right thing to say to a close friend who is mourning the loss of a pet (your ability to console people is identical to your current form regarding the loss of human life).

LonkRonk

I always ask this as a fun ice breaker: What minor super power would you like to have? It would make your day to day more enjoyable or convenient but no government is calling on you to save the world.

3 Minions in a trench coat

A friend sets you up on a blind date, saying they know someone who would be perfect for you, there is so much in common. At the restaurant, you are waiting at the table and the host seats your date, who is wearing a full Jim Carey Grinch costume. If you mention it, they will regard it as normal clothing, saying “this is what I always wear” and your friend will say they didn’t think you were so superficial if you bring it up to them. The date goes incredibly well, this could truly be your soulmate, but you understand they will always be in a grinch outfit. Do you ask them on a second date?

Emilia

What D&D character would you create for the sole purpose of making Murph or Brennan's life unbearable?

Jeffrey Steck, Lord of the Fjord

You’re doing a NADDPOD live show and you see Gillian Anderson, Vin Diesel, The Undertaker, Cody Rhodes, Lionel Messi, Hayao Miyazaki, and Sonic the Hedgehog all sitting in the front row. Do you acknowledge any of them during the show, and if so, who?

M Weisberg

You are visiting a new friend and see a spider in the corner of their living room. Obviously, you don't leave the house. Then you see another one in the hallway. Two spiders won't make you leave, though. You're made of stronger stuff. But you keep finding more. How many spiders can you tolerate before telling your new friend, "Sorry, but this isn't working for me, I'm out"?

Katie P.

You get the ability to animorph. You get the abilities of any animal you choose, and everything works (flight, swimming, keen vision, smell, etc.) You also may permanently change, like in the books. The catch is you physically are at that buck wild halfway point where the human is still there but it's super unsettling.

Marsh Land Monster

You all get an email saying you are still contractually obligated to do one more sponsored video for CollegeHumor, this time for Orbitz Birthday Cake bubblegum. What do you pitch for the video?

maje

A ghost appears in your home and tells you he died in 1850. You 100% know he is lying, he knows zero facts about the time and clearly knows what electronics are. He is super clingy and makes it hard to get work done, but your partner finds him charming. To ascend ghosts need to know their killer. You think he is lying to throw you off the trail so he can stay forever. What do you do?

Kyle David Perry

A distant relative that you don’t know has included you in their will. You receive a Staples “That Was Easy” Button. Whenever you push the button good fortune and luck comes to you to improve a bad situation. The person that will improve the situation the most in that moment enters the situation through natural means like walking through a door or arriving in a car. Whoever the best person for the job will show up. Be it a friend, a stranger with authority, your mom, or even Keanu Reeves. You can use this at home, work, in public, wherever and for any reason you can think of. There is always a 1% chance that the Grinch will show up instead and actively do everything in his power to make the situation worse. No one else can see the Grinch. No one ever questions how the positive experiences happen, as long as you can get away with pushing the button. The Grinch is completely imperceivable by all except you. Do you use the button?

Bobby Moynihan

Your sibling has just had their first child, of whom you have been named the sole godparent. The pregnancy was long and tough on your sibling and their partner due to a series of stressful complications, but now the child is here and is happy and healthy. When it is time for you to meet your new godchild, you see that they are covered in green hair and have big yellow eyes much like that of the Baby Grinch. What the fuck do you do?

John Thomas

Would rather have a dog with human hands or a cat with a human face? The cat can talk

Jeff Merrill

You have one option to choose: -Chocolate ice cream -Castration of 2 people of your choosing -Ability to fly but everyone knows it

Nemo_Nihil17

You're at a super market with a full cart of groceries that took you at least an hour to fill. Jim Carrey walks up to you and gives you his Grinch twisted smile (no costume, just Jim) and says in the Grinch voice "This is mine!" And proceeds to steal your cart. Do you chase after him? Alternatively, he starts putting all of your items back on the shelves, do you stop him?

Dan Zeitler

You have to switch underwear with someone else on the podcast. Who would you be most willing to switch with, and who would you be least-willing to switch with?

Beav

You’re 2 hours into recording a livestream one-shot with Brennan Lee Mulligan, Jasper William Cartwright, Matt Mercer, and Joe Biden. Suddenly, you mistrust a fart and shit your pants. Would you keep going? And would you do anything to hide this fact from the others at the table?

Kyle David Perry

You’ve matched with someone on a dating app. You hit it off instantly and go on a few dates with them. They are funny and loving and you’re very attracted to them. A perfect match. Things get more serious. Eventually you get serious enough that the idea of moving in together becomes a reality. One day you see their reflection in a mirror and in their reflection you see Fishstick from Fortnite (the orange animated fish humanoid). It’s uncanny how perfectly the reflection moves like them but looks exactly like Fishstick in full gear regardless of what your partner is wearing. Once you see this reflection you start to see your partner as Fishstick in pictures and videos of them too. Despite no one else ever batting an eyelash at their reflection or pictures the amount of times they appear as Fishstick to you seems to be escalating. Other than that you couldn’t be happier or more in love. They take you out to dinner and ask you to move in with them. When they touch your hand lovingly you suddenly feel that their hand is slimy and scaly even though it looks normal. What do you do?

Heidi Artigue

You have gone on a couple dates with someone that have gone well. They invite you to go on a hike. On the drive to the trailhead, your date mentions they have some "business" on the trail today. When you arrive at the parking lot, they warn you to keep an eye out for clumps of green fur, and press a can of pepper spray into your hand. If you press for details, they say something to the effect of, "I have a personal matter to settle with someone, and I'm finally right on his tail." Do you go on the hike?

Bea Munro

You gain the ability to teleport anywhere on earth, and you are even able to bring others with you. However, in order to properly charge uses of this ability, you must seek out and attend any MLM salespitch or timeshare presentation of at least an hour in length. You don't need to buy anything at the sales pitch or presentation, but you do need to stay until the salesperson is done talking. Each person teleported costs one additional charge of the ability. If you attempt to game the system at all, the next time you attempt to teleport, instead of going to your intended destination you instead arrive in Forbes' fifth-ranked most miserable city in America; Sacramento, California. Eight of your closest friends learn you have this ability, and without your knowledge plan a luxury trip to a place you have always wanted to go, or your favorite location you've visited before. The deposit is non-refundable. They pay for every part of the vacation (an expensive hotel, fancy meals and sightseeing) on the assumption that you will teleport them all there and back. The trip is in two months. Do you sit through 18 hours of MLM salespitches / timeshare presentations in able to accommodate this?

Takowowo

You are out on a sunny day at the park when you feel a weird wave of energy pass over you. It is not painful and you do not have any side effects. The next day two people show up at your door who claim to be from the international defense agency Snow Force and tell you that you've been accidentally struck by Grinch-onic Waves, a technology that grants you superhuman abilities. They need you to join them to fight the incoming alien threat the Whooligans. You assume this is a joke until the Whooligans land outside your door, destroying your neighbors house completely. One of the Snow Force members turns into a Red Grinch ala the Power Rangers and fights them off but not without causing several explosions and extensive property damage. - They are unable to fix the Grinchonic Wave generator in time for the next invasion, it is faster to train you for combat - You MUST turn into a Grinch to fight the Whooligans, you do not get to choose the color - They CANNOT form the King Grinch Robot if you back out - Red Grinch is a special forces agent, the rest of the team is the same as you and has no prior fighting experience. Would you join the Grinch Rangers?

Austin Charles Manuel

Balnor gets transported into our world and invites you all to Bahumia. You can choose to accept it but Balnor explains that you will remain the same with no magical abilities and will essentially have Commoner stats. He will bring you to a city of your choice and give you enough gold to live a modest lifestyle for a week. Afterwards, you will need to figure out how to survive on your own in this world. Perishing in Bahumia brings you back to the real world at the same time you left Narnia style with no way to return.

Taylor NotSoSwift

You have acute appendicitis and are rushed to the hospital. When you arrive, the surgeon comes into your room along with Adam Sandler who is also dressed in scrubs. The surgeon explains that Adam is preparing for a new movie where he will be playing a surgeon. The studio has paid the hospital a lot of money for Adam Sandler to be able to work as a surgeon under a real surgeon’s supervision. Adam Sandler steps forward, explains your condition and what the surgery will entail. He does so seemingly flawlessly with the real surgeon standing behind him nodding approvingly. Adam Sandler tells you that he has performed a few surgeries the last couple of months but no appendectomies. He says he can’t reveal the types of surgeries or outcomes due to the agreement between the studio and the hospital. You can opt to go to another hospital, but there’s a 50/50 chance your appendix will rupture before you get to the other hospital. Do you let Adam Sandler operate on you under the supervision of a real surgeon or do you insist on going to another hospital?

Laney Bird

One day your partner is transformed into a "little green guy". They are essentially the same person, but very rich and you never want for anything ever again. The one caveat is that you must move into a mansion and you often hear them giggling and scampering around in the air ducts. Would you stay with them? All credit goes to my husband, who asks me new versions of this question regularly.

scarflett

simple one: how many eight year olds could you beat in an easter egg hunt . (P.S. i do not think i would try to win i would beatbox or something to distract them and play mental games so we all lose. factor in beatboxing if you so wish)

Tim Romero

If you could crop dust any historical figure, and they would know it was you, who would it be?

Felipe Senna

How many olafs could Fred Flintstone take down in a straight fistfight?

Bea Munro

You are planning on going to a party at 8pm. Before the party, you get a flawless and accurate premonition that you will meet Dwayne the Rock Johnson. As part of this premonition, you know that you and the Rock will hit it off and have a blast all night, but that you will be completely incapable of remembering any portion of his name. His name will be on the tip of your tongue all night, but even if you hear it, you'll forget it moments after. You also know that if you ever ask him his name, or let him know you don't know it, he'll think you're trying to big dog him and he'll get very aggressive. For years, the Rock will hold a grudge and attempt to wield his stardom to sabotage your relationships in the podcasting and entertainment world. If you make it to 2am at the party, you'll be able to remember his name again, and he'll be a friendly acquaintance for the rest of your life. Do you attend the party and fumble through hours of pretending to know what the Rock's name is?

Noah Mccullough

How are we feeling on a swag tattoo for Saul? Maybe on his ass?

kiarra burd

"My boy says he can eat fifty eggs, he can eat fifty eggs."

Kay

You’re walking around San Diego with your spouse on a lovely day trip. Suddenly, Tony “The Birdman” Hawk skates up to you, and says he is on a new television show called “Hawklings Take Flight”, pointing at a camera crew hiding in plain sight across the street. The point of the show is that Tony Hawk take random people to his private vert ramp nearby and if you can drop in, you win $50,000. If you don’t make it, you still get a signed Tony Hawk skateboard, but are still shown on television slamming and eating shit, because you have to sign an on-camera appearance agreement before being taken to Tony Hawk’s private ramp in the first place, making him not liable for any injury you will most certainly take. If you don’t drop in at all, you get nothing and Tony Hawk gives you a sad and disappointed look, saying towards camera “I thought you could be rad, but now, you’re making me sad.” Do you say yes to the show? And if you do, what is going through your mind standing at the top of the 12 foot ramp, foot over board?

kiarra burd

Okay so the trolley problem supposes two options: one person you love, or a group of strangers. But... what about a secret third option? What would be your "but I'm different" approach using one of your DnD characters' spells and abilities? How do you propose to side step the moral quandary and become the unabashed hero?

Gwen Gilpin

You are legally required to get a tattoo of a NADDPOD character quote. What (and where) would yours be?

Luka Vrečar

would you rather fight (to the death) a chicken every time you enter a motorized vehicle (including taking a bus, uber etc.), or an orangutan at a random time once every year? a couple stipulations: 1) neither of these fights allow for weapons or tools (e.g., booby trapping your house oppa kevin mccalister style), and 2) you won't know when the orangutan will atack, only that it won't be while you're asleep, in the bathroom, or otherwise indisposed

applesodagirl

One day, you open your fridge and there is a carton of rotten eggs in your fridge. You don’t remember buying them, but you decide you probably just forgot. About 3 weeks later, this happens again, and continues to happen, more and more frequently until you are finding rotten eggs every time you open your fridge. What do you do, and how long is it until you do something?

Big Baby J

You are telepathically greeted by a cat while walking down the street. The cat offers a one time opportunity to be given the power to communicate telepathically with all cats for the rest of your life. However, all cats you encounter will be aware of this ability and will talk to you as long as you're around them. In this scenario, it can be assumed that cats understand the workings of the human world and will be eager to talk about their observations, given the opportunity to communicate with a human. You will likely have several fun cat convos, but you also might be told too much about your friends' and family members' vices, sex lives, etc. by their cats, manipulated by cats trying to further their own agendas, or, perhaps most painfully, shunned by cats that just don't like you very much. Do you accept the cat's offer?

Nick_Nack_Patty_Whack

What is the most dangerous fantasy creatures you think you could beat in a fight? What weapons do you have? Yes.

Ally B

You gain a magic power to eject one liquid at will out of each finger on one hand. Which 5 liquids do you choose and which finger do they each correspond to?

Katie Gunn

Home Depot or Lowe’s, which would you rather be hunted down in for sport?

Lamp

The four of you are in a race from a small Amish town in eastern Ohio to a table with food in hand at the LAX In-n'-Out. If you were given $5,000 to spend in 24 hours (travel time may exceed this, but the money must be spent in 24 hours) to both get you there and prevent others from getting there, which of you would win and how would they do it?

Thomas Harris

You are on the StarTrek holodeck and can pick any scenario, real or fictional, to enjoy - how are you messing it up?

Olive

Who would win in a fight, an emu or a crocodile?

Maya B

A wizard approaches you in real life and hands you a scroll to go on a crazy adventure, how much convincing will it take for u to genuinely believe that this is a real quest that you need to take seriously and not just a crazy old guy or a prank show? How much of your real life resources are you willing to put in for it? Quests aren't cheap.

shysparrows

Thank you I appreciate it! Haha

Luke Cullen

Would it be better to be in the water or on an iceberg/iceflow after the Titanic sank

Nyle Hamman

Throwback to 8-bit book club. It's Saturday morning, your best friend texts you a question, "would you like to go to a party?" Before he finishes, you get a vision/feeling that this WILL BE a sloppy party. Are you going? If so, how are you preparing? Finally, are you staying friends with this person?

Choc DISCO

You work for the health department, and regularly go to restaurants to compose health inspections. It is nearing the evening, and your boss calls you and asks that you inspect one last restaurant before you go home for the day. Hesitantly, you oblige. The restaurant has a reputation for the best food in the area, and is quite fancy. Once inside, you notice the head chef looks extremely nervous, and he hides in the back. You find him talking to himself, and after taking a closer look, you see him talking to a miniature Grinch on top of his head. After he notices you’re there, he puts his chef hat back on and asks “Hey, you didn’t see anything, right?” Besides the head chef, the restaurant passed your inspection with flying colors. Do you report this finding, or do you turn a blind eye?

Nowaey

What kinda eggs on an egg sandwich?

James Stewart

Would you rather be deathly allergic to peanuts, or always have a peanut in your mouth? If the peanut is spit out or swallowed a fresh one instantly appears in your mouth.

Clio

Fuck marry kill: Sonic, Gex, Grinch

Braxton Robinson

You are in dire need of a kidney and the doctors just let you know they found a willing donor with a perfect match. He is the Grinch however. When you meet him he seems really reluctant to give you his kidney and is making a big fuss about it. If you decide not to go with the Grinch you will have to wait for the next donor and the risks with that. If you say yes the surgery will be very successful. However now the Grinch is very annoyingly in your life. Always asking for super inconvenient things, like taking him to the airport at 230 in the morning, or asking you to let his Grinchy friends stay at your place. If you refuse these things he gets grumpy and says well I did give you my kidney. Which do you choose?

Kenna L

It’s Saturday morning and your mom asks you to come over to have a serious conversation. After making some tea she sits you down, gently peels off her face, and reveals that she is in fact the grinch. He explains that when you were very young your mother ran away and abandoned you, and he (the grinch) decided to take her place but he never knew how to tell you. You have memories of your real mother but the bio-mom and grinch-mom memories are tangled together in a complicated emotional web of love and lies. You have loved grinch-mom longer than you ever even knew your bio-mom. Grinch-mom raised you to be the person you are today. Do you look for your real mom and disavow the grinch? Or do you embrace this revelation and forgive the grinch because you know deep down that being a single mom is the hardest and most rewarding job in the world.

Kelsey K

You are on a long road trip with a handful of your closest friends. It’s getting late, so you stop for gas, food, and a hotel for the night in a small town you’ve never heard of. At the gas station, you notice the clerk is dressed in a full grinch costume. You then go to a diner, where every single patron and staff member is also dressed as the grinch. You ask the host “what’s up with the costumes? Is there a convention in town or something?” The host looks offended and curtly says “no,” and does not elaborate any further. From then on, you can feel every grinch staring at you menacingly, but every time you look at someone they quickly look away. Every time you try to bring it up, your friends brush it off and tell you not to disrespect their culture. You finish your meal and go to the hotel, which is also staffed and patronized exclusively by grinches. The grinches here are also staring at you and the energy is weird. When you go up to the counter, before you have a chance to speak, the receptionist (grinch) says “Hello,” calls you by your full legal name, and says “We have a very special room for you tonight.” They try to hand you a keycard without taking any of your information. Your friends just want to get to the room already, and they “don’t understand why you’re being so weird about this.” The next town is another 60 miles away. Do you stay the night, or do you insist on making your whole group continue to the next town?

Lorelei and Kyra Newly Weds

If you had to survive one full year in the last video game you played on the average difficulty do you think you think that you could make it the full year. Now hold your thoughts because you don't get any powers unless it's from gear you can find and the Grinch is hunting you down starting after the first week.

Lorelei and Kyra Newly Weds

3 million dollars on the table but you have to beat one of your campaign characters in a fight who do you pick?

KellyTheFallen

All four of you have the chance to do a one-shot or mini arc as players together both Brennan Lee Mulligan and Matt Mercer are interested but because of conflicting schedules you can only pick one who do you choose?

Jeffrey Steck, Lord of the Fjord

You’re hosting the Oscar’s. Emily Blunt yells from the crowd “Gimme a Hemp!” Are you replying Hemp! or Milk!

Moth

Would you fuck your clone? in this scenario the clone is your age, identical to you in appearance and personality, and consenting to go to the clone bone zone

Gabriel Balog

🦒🐆🚀 Imagine a rocketship flying competition between a giraffe and a leopard. Both the animals have a specific ship for their body structures and have been highly trained on how to fly their rocketship. But, on the day of the competition, they are mixed up, in a way that the giraffe is put on the leopard-ship and the leopard on the giraffe-ship. Who would win the rocketship flying competition? PS. A lot of love from a brazillian naddpole ❤️🇧🇷

Thom van Tijn

You hear a noise coming from outside your house around 10:00 at night. You turn on the light and look outside and you see someone in a grinch costume taking a shit on your lawn. As you turn on the light they turn around surprised and you notice that it's your therapist. You've been seeing them for awhile and they've been really helpful. Do you continue seeing them do you bring it up? Additional info: If pressed about it your therapist just says that it wasn't personal, and this is really important for his mental health but refuses to elaborate.

Thom van Tijn

Would you rather be alone in the woods with a bear or a feral grinch?

xatlern

My favorite unhinged hypothetical is from ngozi's comic check please. Which would you rather find living in your attic: 1000 roaches or a person.

Dylan Meyer

You are hired to give a speech The night before you discover every exhibit in the zoo has a door leading to a secret tunnel going to a private airstrip with a fully fueled 737 ready to go on the plane door is a note "Save who you can"- The Grinch. For what if any animals do you release the secret door leading to the secret tunnel to?

MageJonah

You're 16 years old, you've taken your dad's car to pick up your crush for your first date that you're old enough to drive yourself to. You're feeling the vibe and you think your crush is too, but right as you arrive at makeout point the radio dies. Which of your dad's CDs/Cassettes do you start playing? Bonus points if it's Steely Dan's Aja

Dylan Meyer

the speech is at the zoo.

Thom van Tijn

You get given whatever your idea of perfect genitalia is, looks the way you wanted to Smells the way you wanted to work the way you wanted to all the time 100%. But once every blue moon you turn into the Grinch and it's a long and ridiculous transformation.

Thom van Tijn

You get your dream job it's everything you ever wanted but you know that on the way there you're going to hit your head and get far an accent syndrome not only that but the accent you get will be ridiculous not only that but you'll never be able to convince anyone you're not doing a bad offensive Accent on purpose do you take it

Thom van Tijn

You get to become the 25th best in the world at any one thing you want, however you notice that every time you do it, you lose one of your senses for an equal amount of time.

Ansley P.

hello 8bit book club and that one guy from headgum, Suppose you’re in the avatar the last air bender universe. What element do you think you would bend (air, earth, fire, water) or would you not be able to bend at all? All others must also choose what element or not they think someone is. you all must come to an agreement for each persons ability

Thom van Tijn

You are given a first class ticket for you and a few friends and/or family, plus an all-expenses paid vacation to the destination. You board the airplane and are seated with your companion(s). Because you are in first class you're seated first, but you don't notice anyone else lining up for the flight. As your ticket is checked the person gives you a worried, almost pitiful look, but doesn't say anything. After you're seated with your bags stowed you notice a planes worth of Oompa-Loompas start to board. Each one of them gives you a dirty, disgusted, or downright hateful glance, but doesn't say anything. If you try and address them they ignore you. You notice that none of them are allowed to sit in first-class and get the sense that you might be the reason. As you're sitting there you can feel them staring at you. You know that if you get up and leave you'll miss out on this opportunity. If you ask your companion about it they don't think it's weird and are really insistent that you go. It's a once in a lifetime opportunity and they think you're being paranoid if you say you want to get off. The flight crew will serve you but refuse to address the Oompa-Loompas. They act possibly overly nice and still give you those worried glances and pitiful looks. Do you stay on the plane.

Joey

Hello friends! If your partner was turned into a worm and you could either: A. Become a worm and love each other beyond human conception Or B. Remain a human and be able to make sure your worm partners live a long healthy, happy worm life ....which would you choose? P.s. you guys are the reason I got into DnD and this podcast has kept me company on many lonely days. Thank you so much for all you do! ❤️

SimpleWater

Would you rather have 100 cats or 38 horses.

Crickadeekat

You wake up with a miserable stomach ache after having a dream in which a younger version of yourself warned you never again to eat certain foods. You think they told you about 10 different foods, but you can’t be sure of which ones they were. Do you eat anything ever again? If you do, how do you choose what to eat?

Thom van Tijn

You see a deviled egg on a windowsill, do you eat it? Why would it be there if you weren't supposed to eat it?

IMRYAN

So you’re in the forest all you have is a survival knife would you rather face two full grown grizzly bears or one T Rex

Vie.

What could y'all house a pint of?

Tallerballer

Picture this: a cosmic hiccup causes the bodies of the Grinch, Sonic the Hedgehog, and Fred Flintstone to swap, oppa Freaky Friday style. Now, chaos reigns supreme as the Grinch, with Sonic's speed, tears through Caldwell’s hometown at supersonic speeds threatening to ruin the surprise “caking out” party for Jake. Regardless, Jill and Tucker aren’t planning on being there, but it’s still a big deal. Sonic struggles to navigate Bedrock with Fred's hefty stone age physique, and Fred finds himself trapped in the Grinch's green fur, plotting mischief with every crooked smile in Whoville. The three have never met and don’t understand what’s going on. 2/3 are having a good time, but 1/3 is having a REALLY good time and doesn’t want to go back. You possess a multiverse transporter and can each choose one item from any existing media to help them shift back. However, time travel is strictly forbidden, and cosmic entities won't touch this hot mess with a ten-foot pole. So, what's your plan to unravel this cosmic calamity and restore order to the universe?

sarah may

how do ya'll feel about the tattoos that people get for nadpod!

thomas musgrave

Lets say you have kids going to a nice private school you pay for, your kid loves it and it seems they are learning alot and doing well but one day your kid comes home DEVASTATED that he wasnt grinch enough, the more you ask to understand he gets intensely more upset. Calling the school they just say he wasnt grinch enough without explanation, what do you do?

Madelyn S

What’s the largest number of geese you could take on and still win?

Kylan Van Dellen

Grinch Bike 🏍️ 💀🔥 (This is a real story, I have photos, check my pfp.) It’s a Thursday evening. You and your partner are on the way to Stoners Pizza. You are hungry but excited. As you are driving down the highway, you see a strange pickle green and mustard yellow truck (John Deere style) pulling up beside you. As you make eye contact with the old toothless driver, he yells at you and points behind him. You notice the load he is hauling. Hooked to the back of the truck is a stuffed Cowboy Grinch with a SNATCHED waist strapped to what can only be described as a chain mail motorcycle rodeobull ghost rider. You can tell the Grinch means business as there is a skull on the front of his infernal machine, two guns at his side, and the American flag waving proudly behind him. A fork in the road approaches: you must choose to get your Stoners Pizza or follow the Grinch and learn more. What do you do?

Intestinal-Bookworms

Aliens land and let us know that a cosmic event is going to destroy our planet. They can save us and one other species; which species do you pick?

Caroline donnelly

Would you rather be a falcon/hawk or an owl? And what species would you be? I would like to be a barn owl because they can fly completely silently! P.s I love listening to the podcast while running service calls on refrigerators #smeg P.p.s hate the show

Michaela McNaughton

If you could be freaky fridayed with one of the other members of the 2 crew, who could you impersonate most seamlessly, without their friends and loved ones noticing?

Sciz

Rent is increasing and you need a roommate for at least a year, these are your only applicants: 1) Dipsy the Green Teletubbie, but they are a very vocal flat earther. 2) Captain Underpants, but he's always the Captain and he's upgraded to one of those tight, form fitting swimsuit underwear. 3) Goldmember from Austin Powers, but he refuses to sell ANY of his gold for extra expenses and occasionally asks for skin flakes, but will accept a no, but will still ask.

Fabrizio Moreno

If things went south, the world becomes a radioactive wasteland and we all unite in a underground civilization (with a mole king and everything) what object do you think will become our new type of currency and why no rocks?

Bea Munro

You are running late to an important business meeting, and your car wont start so you use Uber to call a car to transport you on a 35 minute drive. You connect to a driver named Beebo who has a clown profile picture and is driving a classic model Volkswagen Beetle. Sure enough, Beebo picks you up in full clown attire, and when you open the door you realize that there are eight other clowns in the car. You did not select Uber Pool. As you step into the car, Beebo hands you a craft soda from a cooler, and gestures to a small bin of 8-tracks with excellent music choices for you to pick from. The clowns are able to give you eight inches of personal space the entire ride by contorting their bodies. If you make a joke, they all honk little bike horns, but they are all otherwise quiet and respectful for the trip. You do occasionally catch a clown make eye contact with you in the reflection of the window, but they seem to be mostly ambivalent to you. You arrive promptly, and Beebo obeys all the traffic laws (aside from having eight passengers.) Do you report Beebo to Uber for bringing eight additional passengers? If not, what star rating do you give Beebo?

Sinister Donut

This is for all 5 of you, including spouses (or all 7 of you if Jill and Tucker decide to participate). You’re put on a reality style tv show, and split into marital teams. The objective is to create a business that makes the most money in 1 year. Your starting capital is either $10 million, or half a billion grills. 1) How does your business make its money? 2) How much money does your business make? 2.5) Does Jake’s business make enough money for Jill to leave Tucker for good and come home to Jake (or, I guess, let Jake come home)?

Joshua Willem

marry f kill - triss, gex, owen wilson

Divergent Hedgehog

I would walk to the other side on the floor between the second and third pools 👌🏼 Looooop-hole

Divergent Hedgehog

I really hope they choose this one 😂😂😂😂😂

Divergent Hedgehog

How long do they have to wait before they can morph back into their human form?

Sproutthetree

Hi everyone! I have hopefully a fun, bizarre querie for you all. Do you think milk is a technically a juice since the process of making juice is just squeezing out the liquid trapped inside something.

Carter Carter

To Cake/everyone, You have been given a chance to headline wrestlemania 41. It’s the 4 of you vs. hardwon circa tales from the crick. (Pawpaw is of course the ref)…. Do you play by the rules… or do you fight dirty

Tori the Tungsten Dragoose, Dr. Dog's assistant

Grinch Grinch Grincher: Grinch Grinch Grinch Grinchy Grinchity, Grinch Grinching. Grinched Grübchen Grinchity Grinch Grinch Grunch Grinch Grinch? Brian Murphy Grinching Grinchy. Grinch Emily Axford? Grinch Jake Hurwitz? Grinchy Grinchity Caldwell Tanner Grinched (war crimes). Grinch, Grinchity Grinch Grunch.

mumbo

How many of you would be required to fight, and defeat a bear? What are the roles of each participant?

Scotty

My favorite one to make everyone groan, do you think a hotdog is a sandwich?

Damien LaFortune

You are visiting your family for the hoglidays. After traveling all day, you have finally arrived to your parent’s house at 10:30pm on Christmas Eve. Your mother answers the door, and welcomes you in. She informs you that your father is working late tonight, but rest assured he would never miss Christmas. The house is wonderfully decorated, and is exactly as it was when you were a child. You place the gifts you brought under the tree, and notice there are no other gifts. Strange, but perhaps your parents are keeping the Christmas tradition alive and waiting until you go to bed. You awake Christmas Day, downstairs presents are bountiful. Standing next to the tree is your mother and father, except your father is not how you remember him, he is instead a full grown Grinch. Your mother explains that everything is fine and this is how he always was. You can hear the cries of children outside, as apparently, all their gifts were taken. Do you accept your new Grinch father and his ill gotten gains or return these presents to the children and explain that your dad has become a literal Grinch?

Lee Cheeseman

theseus has a ship and over the years it begins to break down and he replaces parts of that ship. eventually every piece of the ship has been replaced. is it still theseus’s ship?

Harold

Late one night after a show, the four of you wander from the venue and hear a whisper from an adjacent alley. At the end of the alley are Moonshine, Hardwon, Beverly and Brian Murphy. Alley Murph looks disheveled and desperate but is definitely Murph. while the other three look like picture perfect cosplays of your characters. Murph explains he fucked yo and needs help while telling you to come down the alley. What do you do?

Sinister Donut

What is the most useless “superpower” you could have? My favorite one I’ve ever come up with is the ability to weigh anything. I don’t mean that you can suddenly weigh as much as a clown car at 50% capacity, but you could walk up to said clown car, touch it, and know its exact weight in whatever unit of measure you wish.

Sebastian Brecht

You are transported back to a decade filled with good vibes, cheech and chong, and Nixon's resignation from presidency, the 70's. Specifically the exact location and date of the first ever game of dnd to be played/workshopped. But instead of Gary Gygax and David Arneson sitting at the table, it's the Grinch, sitting alone in a basement. the table before him covered in the newly released skittles and sprite zero sugar as well as a handful of poorly optimised premade character sheets . Behind him is a closet that rocks and muffles as though something (or someone) is inside. He asks you ignore it, and invites you to play a game with him so he can "really grinch up this game". And he gets really mad if you ask more about the closet. What do you do.

Mynne Maxine

This question is for Caldwell. I just started listening to eldermourne and I am wondering if Shank is a haki man? Does he eventually use a haki domain expansion? Much love xoxo

Michael Franzé

Your friend Jake invites you over to a dinner party at his house. Over the course of the meal his wife Jill starts casually mentioning a new guy she's dating and will start talking about him more and more. First question: What do you do? Do you pry at all? Second question: Jill says that he'll be stopping by after dinner and really wants to introduce you. Do you stay? Third question: If you stay eventually The Grinch shows up and they are all over each other. What do you do and how long do you stay?

Helena Jay

An emerging biotech company approaches you asking if you would like to undergo surgery to get a tail. You do all the research, and they’re above board, and insurance would cover most of the surgery. You can get any kind of tail (dog, monkey, lizard) and it can be prehensile but doesn’t have to be. However, this is an emerging technology so the world is not yet built to be accessible to people with tails but it might become more common as time goes on. Would you get a tail? If so, what kind? If no, why not?

Samuel DeWilde Muthiah

Would you rather have to eat two medium sized potatoes as part of every meal for the rest of your life or be transported back to the time of the Irish Potato famine and have to live there for 7 years. Once that’s done, you’ll be transported to the present, but you don’t know as much while you’re in the past

Natural Dragon

If you could go to any fictional world as you with your knowledge and skills where would go? Same question but this time you can choose what you want to be in that fictional world so as an example you could choose Mutant, Avenger, Jedi or power ranger etc.

Natural Dragon

Does Murph hate Emily wearing a bucket hat more than he believes you must honor the cock or vice versa?

Natural Dragon

If you got as many wishes as fingers and thumbs you have but you have to break a finger/thumb off each time you use a wish and you can’t wish back any fingers/thumbs how many wishes would you use before stopping? Standard genie rules. What would you wish for?

Karkinos

Hypothetically, how much Murph would a Murphchuck chuck if a Murphchuck could chuck Murph?

Matthew Rudland Barfoot

If you lived in a world of maniacal tyrants who sought ridiculous means to an end in pursuit of (wealth, power, love, knowledge) [anime villain style] what would you want to see, what would your ultimate quest be. P.S this was inspired by me chasing my gym to cancel after I had contacted them months prior, and a hypothetical situation where the gym manager could claim I have continued to use my membership by creating a simulacrum of me to make it appear that I kept attending the gym on the CCTV. And this would be a perfectly evil money making scheme, because, who could prove this madness? Your honour, I rest my case.

Rosie

Which fish/water creature are you? Is Murph an anemone? A handfish? Perhaps some type of crab? I have to know

Lewis Gregory

Fred Flinstone vs 15 year old Hardwon?

Dorian Doran

okay so you’re caving while on vacation because it’s been on your partner’s bucket list their whole life and the golden Caving Opportunity came up. you’re in a group and there’s a local tour guide leading you and the cave is reportedly very very safe and there’s never been a caving accident there. an hour into the tour, however, you hear movement behind the group and turn around. and there, just at the edge of the tour guide’s lamplight, staring right at you out of the darkness, is The Grinch. he doesn’t seem immediately hostile, but he’s making direct eye contact with you. do you say anything to the group? (no additional details)

Dorian Doran

had to throw in a grinch one for the main feed

Dorian Doran

OH IVE GOT AN EVEN BETTER ONE you’re at your father’s deathbed. he was always a quiet, stern, and sullen man, and never spoke about his life before he settled down with your mother and had you. you and all your close relatives are gathered at his bedside as he is about to pass. he gets to have a moment with each member of the family, and finally it’s your turn. you hold his hand, and he grips yours, and he tells you he’s proud of you for all that you’ve accomplished. you say you love him, and as he breathes in to respond, his brow furrows and his gaze drifts from your face and he says: “is that…the grinch? no, no not again…” and dies, still holding your hand. i wrote all that out and realized that there isn’t really a ‘question’ in this hypothetical situation other than ‘wouldn’t that be fucked up or what?’ but i’ll still submit it for review

Clockwerk Kaiser

You are suddenly granted a superpower of your choice. However, after deciding, the person to your left (in a circle) gets to choose the side-effect of your power, which affects its every use. The side-effect cannot be ignored nor nullified. What superpower do you choose?

Nora M

The four of you are forming a band. Which instrument from DND would each of you play? The shawm? The yarting? What’s it gonna be?

Lobbying for another Atlanta Live Show - Mr. Adams

You are a member of a firing squad preparing to execute one war criminal. Standing before you with their hands tied behind their back are Luigi, Tails, and Gex’s girlfriend. Only one of them is the actual war criminal, and the other two are innocent, but they are all claiming innocence. Which one do you execute?

Hardtooth unsureleg

Hay not really a question but I just wanted to let y’all know that this podcast helped me have a good laugh in some very hard days, thank you for being so helpful and funny.

It’s ya BOI

I’d love to know from a business perspective. Would you ever consider making a dnd book for thr Bahumia campaign? Something interesting for an additional stream of revenue with no additional effort afterwards.

Phabien

Hi sweeties, you're in Montreal for a live show (subtle plug), what are you eating before the show: Poutine, Smoked Meat Sandwich, Anything Mapple Syrup?

Lauren

On the headgum podcast (not that I watch) it was revealed that Jake doodles during his recordings. One was flashed to the camera - a disproportioned man holding a sword. Jake, would you show off some of these drawings to your fellow hosts and fans? Or would you forever cower in Caldwell’s shadow as the rat artist we suspect you to be? All my love to the 8bbc hosts

Beano Nintendo

You witness your pet transform into the most attractive person you've ever seen. They start flirting with you. Your significant other notices this and sends you a discrete text saying "Look, I get it. Make your move" Do you flirt back?

soyyyyyysauce

What animal would you animorph (animurph) into?

Beano Nintendo

For clarification, Emily and Murph's scenarios take place in separate universes. You don't both text each other saying "Look I get it," you both have agency in your individual scenarios

soyyyyyysauce

Which Olympic sport would you be most ready to participate in?

soyyyyyysauce

You’re in a room with one other person. One song is being played on repeat, and the first one to leave the room loses. You can’t cover your ears or turn the speaker down. What song would you pick to win?

Geoffrey B

Im crying, I’m going to start asking people this

soyyyyyysauce

You can pick a song you like but keep in mind you also need to get the other person to break!

soyyyyyysauce

Ie: Sweet Caroline, Uptown Funk, the Macarena

soyyyyyysauce

Are you investing in offense or defense?

Tori the Tungsten Dragoose, Dr. Dog's assistant

It's a normal day in the 'Tudio when Murph gets up and excuses himself to use the bathroom. After being gone for a concerning amount of time, he returns in a period accurate 1970s naval officer's dress whites, with a high and tight haircut that has clearly been hastily bleached, and dyed gray. He now insists on being called "Admiral Murphy". When asked about it, he simply says "What's with the third degree? I just thought I'd try out a new look. I thought it would be alright with you guys, but clearly you have a problem with experimentation." What do you do?

Colin Kilzer

You have somehow ended up in a hostage scenario where YOU have taken hostage(s) anytime you try and de-escalate the situation something goes horribly wrong ala Final Destination instantly killing either a hostage, an innocent bystander, or an officer. They somehow get you in communication with a negotiator… what are your demands?

Colin Kilzer

You are watching TV one day when suddenly theres a breaking news. The Grinch™️ has taken an entire restaurant hostage and the police have gotten his demands. He asked to be Pardoned for all his crimes, for all the trash they can get in an hour, and FOR YOU BY NAME to come pick him up and drive him away. Do you help The Grinch™️?

zach stewart

You live on a desert planet with 12 giant Dragon turtles that aimlessly roam it's surface. On their backs are oasisies and cities. Dragonborn of each color, a race of desert tortles, and a city of misfits and rejects are the occupants of these cities. Every 10 years these Dragon turtles meet up in a location and the cities present their participants for the "Games". You enter in as participants for one of the tribes. LET THE GAMES BEGIN! (this is something I plan on doing at some point as it is a planet in my homebrew world Havar, but I thought it might be interesting to see your take on it 😊)

Mike Retardo

You're watching the Grinch one night with your girlfriend, who is the Grinch, on christmas eve when suddenly the Grinch comes in and starts stealing the Grinch plushie presents you got your Grinchfriend. When you stand up to confront the Grinch you see in the reflection of a Grinch shaped mirror that you, yourself, are the Grinch. By confronting the Grinch you are also confronting your Grinchfriend and yourGrinchself. Do you allow the Grinches to take ur Grinches or do you Grinch out the rest of ur Grinch life leaving behind the Grinches you got for your Grinches? PS Max is also the Grinch. PSS I dont play DnD, hate the show.

Nina K

You're out at the club with a friend and see a hallway that you think leads to another dance floor; upon entering it, you and your friend find yourselves in an ornate chamber, with gold filigree, intricate frescos, and lush tapestries. In the center of the room is a table with various golden weapons on it and a plaque addressing your friend as Sir [their full legal name] and telling them to "choose a weapon and seek their destiny." Your friend chooses a weapon and immediately vanishes, leaving a table of weapons and a plaque which is now addressed to YOU (otherwise bearing the same message). Do you pick a weapon in hopes that you follow your friend or do you call the police? (From a real conversation I had with a scenario-loving friend; under no circumstances would she choose a weapon and under no circumstance could I be stopped from choosing one.)

Lady Land Puma

I’m a high school teacher, so I’m selfishly curious… aside from basic curriculum, what do you think is important to teach the younglings?

sea shine

You have been training to be an astronaut for a year. Finally the day comes where you board the rocket ship and take off. You and two other astronauts are headed to space to explore a new planet that was recently discovered. Nothing is known about the planet except that pictures of it show that it looks a lot like earth. The trip is uneventful, except that some of the gifts your loved ones gave you start to go missing. You can’t find them anywhere. When you land on the planet, you begin to realize that something is……wrong. You see furry green creatures scurrying around, but they move too quickly for you to make out what they actually are. Before you all leave the ship, Todd (one of your fellow astronauts) says, “this is my home planet. My ancestors were exiled here by the heartless ones.” “By who?” You say. “You dare speak their name?” Todd hisses. “What?” Todd yanks off his human disguise, much like in mission impossible, and you realize that Todd is the Grinch. You are on a planet with billions of Grinches. Grinch Todd says, “my brethren and I will be taking this ship. We will take back our caves on Planet Whoville. You can join us or you can die.” There is only enough fuel for one trip. If you join the Grinch on his mission for vengeance, you will not be able to return to earth. Do you join the Grinch or do you fight him? Outside the rocket ship, the grinches are howling.

bloops

If you were to lead a cult for any reason, what are two tenets all followers (not necessarily you) must abide by?

AnnaBananza

If you could have any fictional beast for a pet which would you choose? Would Emily's be a butter jelly?

Katie Wilde

I mean [spoilers] but wouldn't a Murphchuck just chuck all the Murph that a Murphchuck could chuck, if a Murphchuck could chuck Murph?

Katie Wilde

Murph: "I fucked yo" Me after an uncomfortable silence: "U wot mate?"

Ali Cat

Favorite sanrio characters! If my brain has failed me and you've already done that, I suggest looking up Hagurumanstyle and Bogo the City Boy anyway.

William Leroux

Would you rather your child (or cat) grow up to be very kind but sad, or very happy but selfish?

frogwithhumanhands

what is one weird (but not bad or malicious) thing that you could find out about someone you've known and liked for a long time that would make you want to stop talking to them? Something that would make you say "maybe we should hang out less"

StayAtHomeZaddy

If there were no possums in the crick what would be the alternative for paw paw?

StayAtHomeZaddy

Question for everyone, what is everyone favorite band RIGHT NOW , and ALL TIME ( idk how to bold this text)

Serious goose (certified gamer)

You are having a very relaxing night with your partner and a small group of friends sitting around and listening to music. While you are in control of the aux, your partner requests that you play “hallelujah” but 30 seconds into the song, one of the people there (he was brought by another of your friends) says that he knows a better cover by an artist he just discovered. As he queues up the song and it begins playing you are nearly certain that he is the one singing this cover of “hallelujah” and it is not professionally recorded audio nor does it sound good. If pressed on this, he gets extremely defensive and refuses to admit that he made the cover. Nobody else in the group, including your partner, has spoken up to agree with you at all. Throughout the song, this guy keeps quietly whispering to you, asking what you think of it and will take any answer, positive or negative, extremely personally. If you respond positively to the music, he says he has more of it, and will try to sell you a CD at an unreasonable price and become despondent if you refuse. You think this may be his only source of income. How far are you willing to push the group (and your partner) to agree with you? Will you buy his CD? Will this cause a rift between you and your partner? If certain questions are asked, here are some follow-up answers: - this is clearly not a bit or prank. The singing is earnest - you can’t tell if nobody in the group agrees with you or if they don’t want to make a big deal about it -Your partner is the grinch, but refuses to talk about their past - this is your first time meeting this guy, your friend has never brought him before

Mason McCauley

Imagine, you’re in the middle of recording a campaign episode and someone knocks at the door. It’s the Grinch. He says that he is sorry but he has to come clean. He shows you a laptop that is logged in to thousands of Patreon accounts. The Grinch tells you that he is the only real fan you have and that he made all of these accounts because he loves the show and wants to make you feel good about yourselves. He also admits that he pays actors to attend all live shows. The Grinch then breaks down crying and says that he is losing interest and will only stay subscribed if you do a 100 episode Grinch themed campaign that you have to livestream while wearing Grinch costumes. He wants an answer by tomorrow at midnight. The Grinch then leaves with no address but says “you know where to find me”. What do you do?

soyyyyyysauce

Oh no!! You’re trapped in a board game!! You have to win, or you’ll die IRL. What game are you picking??

The Wizard Spring

How many tropical/unusual birds would you have to see in an airport before you ask an employee if they're supposed to be there?

Science the rat

You’re trapped on a deserted island with the naddpod cast. There is no food available. Would you give the other cast members permission to eat you if you died? If you needed to eat one of the other cast members (already dead), how long would you have to have done without food to justify it?

Meapyboy1234567

YOOO the main feed finally gets to see the awesomeness that is Surprise Round. I know my is most definitely not likely to be seen out the 444 comments here. But i’ll still propose a query. If you could search through one person’s trash in the entire world who would it be?

Lambotics

What’s the worst thing that could happen at an orgy without it cumming to a stop?

Titanimus Maximus

If like in the 80s DnD cartoon you were pulled into the game but it was a Naddpod campaign, which campaign would you want it to be and which character or class would you want to be?

Sonsa

Fun! Okay, I'm probably a bit late so maybe I can suggest this next time, but no harm in throwing this around now anyway: You're at your wedding day right before the big kiss, holding hands with your beloved, beautiful vows have been shared, and the Officiant finally gets to the "You may now kiss the bride" part. You have a lovely kiss, friends and family celebrate, but right after the kiss you see the Officiant says "Up top!" and holds up their hand to you for a high-five. As this happens, for whatever reason, your phone in your pocket starts playing loud, off-putting sex noises. Moans, aggressive grunts, yelps, everything. You try to lower the volume, which doesn't work, but shut off your phone entirely as fast as you can given the shock. Things, understandably, feel awkward. Some members of the audience are doing their best to ignore what just happened, some can't make eye contact, some legitimately look disappointed. After a few beats sitting in this moment, the Officiant, also looking uncomfortable, looks back to you with a still confused but serious look as they wordlessly raise their arm back up for another attempt at a high-five with you. Do you try to offer any excuse to the audience and do you high-five the Officiant?

RPM

You are alone in the forest. Would you rather encounter a strange man or an owlbear?

Lil Drummer Boy

A real life Grinch asks to be featured on an episode of NADDPOD but there are 3 stipulation. 1. It must be grinch themed, whether that be a grinch themed one shot or a mixed bag like this. 2. It must be an on camera episode(obviouslu) AND 3. That Murph specifically owes him a "favor" one day. He winks at you without smiling when he says it. He won't tell you what it is or if he even knows what the favor is. Just that you owe him one... one day. Do you agree and have him on the show?

Cosmopunk

How different were your College Humour 'Characters' from your true selves? Any favourites? Any LEAST favourites? (Don't worry Murph and Jake, you can skip DJ Mikey Michaels.)

Nick Webster

How would you make coffee if gravity on Earth was similar to gravity on the moon? Struggling here.

belle

You’re at a dinner party with your partner, some close friends, and the host’s new boyfriend. The host’s boyfriend is very friendly and nice, funny but not overbearing, and even though it’s new, its obvious your friend and him are in love. During dinner, you are sitting next to the boyfriend. In the middle of conversation, he leans over and drags a long hairy finger through your mashed potatoes and pops it into his smirking emerald snout. He is, of course, the Grinch. And he continues to blatantly eat off your plate. If you bring it up, or politely ask him to stop, everyone at the table is aghast at your rudeness, saying, “That’s just his way.” and making pointed glances and gestures towards him. You can’t quite tell if people are afraid of the Grinch, or offended that you’ve insulted him. The Grinch remains genial, even bashful or shy if you admonish him, but your friends will turn hostile if you escalate the situation. Do you stay for the rest of your (shared) dinner? And when the host approaches you at the end of the night as you head to your car to “clear the air” about how you treated their boyfriend (while the Grinch’s luminous eyes stare out at you from a window) how do you respond? Or: You are going to have a deeply embarrassing and unrecoverable incident of public indecency that will ruin your career and several close friendships - you have a clear premonition of this. The incident is accidental but unavoidably humiliating, unless: you are stung by X amount of bees. The Grinch (who else) offers you a dark deal, chose a number of bees to be stung by to avoid your fate. But just as you give your answer, the Grinch raises a fuzzy green brow and responds with a number one larger than what you’ve said. He does this every time you state your offer, exponentially increasing the bee stings. In this hypothetical, how many bee stings would outweigh your dignity? (for anyone with a bee allergy sensitive to the idea, you can swap in aggressive geese) The Grinch will only be satisfied if he feels you are nearly as upset by the deal as you would have been losing it all, but he does not want to kill you. You are almost certain of this.

belle

You have Venom-style melded with the Grinch, giving you impossible superpowers that allow you to help save people in need. But you are a hulking half-Grinch beast when you activate your powers, and the Grinch’s consciousness is now permanently entwined with yours. Do you keep your powers? Or attempt to eject the Grinch?

A$

The Grinch dies and chooses you to be the next Grinch. When you accept, you transform into the Grinch, but only on Christmas day. Now you have to steal kids’ presents and learn a lesson. However, for the rest of the year you NEVER get tired and you ALWAYS sleep well. Fine print: If you don’t learn a lesson on Christmas day, you die and return as a ghost until you choose a new Grinch. You can’t pass into the afterlife until you convince somebody to say yes. Do you do it?

Nathan Wilson

Not sure about everyone, But I think Caldwell would absolutely get a prehensile tail, because it would just be so useful when taking care of a young child.

Helena Jay

I agree. My guesses are maybe Emily and Caldwell go for tail, Jake is on the fence, and Murph is a hard no