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D&D Court: Dog Slaps, Bath Bombs and the Messy Breakup Monk (w/ Robbie Daymond!) (Patreon)

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2025-01-17 04:28:09
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2026-06
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AD-FREE EP FOR $5+ PATRONS!

Dungeon Court is back in session, featuring our newest Justice, Robbie Daymond! Join Justices Murphy, Axford, Tanner and Daymond, along with Keeper of the Knife Bailiff Hurwitz, as they convene to pass judgement on your trials at the table!

Wishlist Robbie's upcoming game, Date Everything, on Steam!

CREDITS:

Sound Mixing and Editing by Trevor Lyon

Dungeon Court Theme Song by Sam Weiller

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Rennifer

Oh hell yeah

Kellyd

Paid for internet on my flight in anticipation for this 😌

HolyBlasphemy

ROBBIE DAYMOND??? I'm so ready for this episode.

Kris Barnes

Oh hell yeah we got Fushiguro on the podcast

Ben Delahay

I can’t wait to listen to this one. I love Robbie.

CB Hammond

ROBBIE DAYMOND let’s fucking go

Hunter Gerth

ROBBIE FUCKING DAYMOND? INCREDIBLE

CommodoreBlue

Omg, it’s Akechi!!! 😱😱😱

dryptid

the messy breakup monk is killing meee, easier ways to cheer someone up than sacrifice your table to him lmfao

Dionysus' Worst Sommelier

Whoa! Robbie Daymon!? Emily is really cashing in those Critical Role connections!

Jinxster99

Dog slapper subclass is the equivalent of whatever the fuck Hardwon had going on whenever he crit against an animal

Natural Dragon

The fact that Jake says you shouldn’t slap a dog after all the animal deaths he caused as Hardwon is pretty laughable. Also if you make the dog a demon then those players are going to start slapping all the animals in that game

xatlern

The way I GASPED at Justice Robbie Daymond 🤩

JackJack

Ofc Robbie loves evil vizier wife. Bro played Hubert Von Vestra

JackJack

VOICE ACTOR EMILY?!?

Pendergreens’ Sick Ibanez

Caldwell! Did you know robbie voiced Hubert in fire emblem three houses, the one person your pc’s could pull!?

Teo Tamashiro-Harris

Emily! As a fellow bath bitch, you can get things like a cover for the tub or a heater to keep your water hotter for longer!

Desiree

how that bath bomb girl was still in the game for so long without an intervention is my question...

Lia

To that second case, I can understand why you two are married, that was incredible to listen to

A. Lee. S

lol I got shower bombs for Christmas, they just sit in the bottom and release nice smell.

david day

Theres a website called geekyclean that sells those dice bath bombs, they did some vox machina themed ones of i recall, I used them a few times, quite nice smelling

Nova

NADDPOD always makes me laugh but I was in tears over this

Saoirse

GET OUT LET'S GOOO

Ahmad Al-mousawi

Wow hearing Robbie’s low dark voice at 29 ish min just did something to me

Evan McDaniel

Macbeth wife almost made me crash my car

Mich Blackie

“Huh, I don’t know Robbie let’s check out his insta.” … “OH NO HES HOT”

Declan Konesky

The CR TotK one shot is absolutely one of my favorites. Em and Robbie are 👌

Artemis

So this was my case- It was only about 3 months long after she joined and she was going through some issues with her puppy and her grandfather passed away at the start of December so I was trying to give her the benefit of the doubt. Also I’m really close with her friend so I talked to her about it as well which is how I found out some of these other things

Jae Beezy

I completely disagree with the dog slap ruling. I come from incredibly hardy stock and absolutely would have accidentally slapped a dog via too hard pet when I was a child. Perhaps the dm should have said "You don't know you're own strength and apply too much pressure to fast and the dogs legs buckle a little bit. It looks back at you confused, betrayed, and a little scared."

Tim Sauerland

Fuckin’ WHAT?! I love Robbie, he signed my PHB

Tori

is someone going to tell them shower bombs already exist

Transfemmes4murph

my phone tried to connect to a marriot bonvoy as i was listening; the gods were looking down on me

Amy Bergeron

I would assert that the DM in the bath bomb girl situation should have acted much sooner. There is precedent in the Court for punishing the DM for failing to manage table decorum and etiquette, and failing to communicate proactively when irritants start to crop up. Fine people of the Crit, the final session bath bomb tardiness incident was a preventable offense. You've got to nip this stuff in the bud as a DM. Was bath bomb girl the actual perpetrator of the offense? Yes. Was it the DM's responsibility to keep the good vibes at the table by managing more proactively at the earlier hints? Also yes. 🎲

Adam Kepper

What's with the dungeon court Tim Robinson's skits lately(tbf I love them)? Lady Macbeth wife absolutely makes me think of it.

Quantum OFZENTRIX

just made me think of the squirrel in bg3, you can accidently kick that critter so theres precedent i suppose

Quantum OFZENTRIX

Im biased cause Kensei monk was my first class but im on his side cause it must be awesome to win 1v5 (assuming it was above board). At this level it is totally possible to fight that many cause they could have crazy high AC and are attacking with better weapons than a standard monk

Desiree

Wow, I see how things got to that point then! I hope you're all doing better now

Brian McAree Murphy

Seems incredibly unlikely. If he's using a katana then he won't get the 2ac from Parry.. but doing 50 damage in one turn with just unarmed strikes is very unlikely also. Along with then surviving everything 4 players can do before it gets back to you suggests some kind of shenanigans

Shane C

Convinced that bath bomb lady was Meredith Marks and this is a reference that very few people will understand.

jess?

29:17 - fushiguro asmr 👍

Sarah Price

Robbieee!!! My heart. He’s just one of my favorites.

Evan Cordero

I have never seen Robbie in anything but he has such great energy for this. I hope he comes back

ThacoIsWacko

@ Bath bomb: the minute the person suggested someone pay for the bath bomb, after the other sufff? Yeah, they're not coming back to my table.

Kr115

Head cannon: Katana guest player is "DnD isn't about stealing girlfriends" guy post breakup

Cpt_Daddyy

"Why did I think the dog was dead" well Murph, that's because you would've killed the dog, ESPECIALLY if our boy jake was trying to pet it 😂

Liam Follett

5 Skye’s murders and crimes.

David Chapnick

The wife is 100% played by Cecily Strong

thiswayjose

ROBBIE DAYMOND!!!!!!!!!!

thiswayjose

He’s in Critical Role!!

Sean

Wooahhh what a pulll

Kelley

Robbie Daymond! Cool! Edit: whoa he got the Dungeon Court energy right off the bat.

Gearbox

Depending on the party composition, it's probably not too ridiculous for a kinsei monk to be able to take them all out with a little luck. If they only had like, a fighter and the rest of the party were squishies like a rogue, sorcerer, druid, and cleric and none of their ac was that great, if they missed a few times (not unlikely, monk could have 20+ ac with 20 dex, 16 wis, and agile parry from kinsei) and the monk could stun each turn and then just grind their stunned targets down (free crits on every attack) .

Kellyd

Please someone understand what i mean: Robbie's voice sounds a lot like Jasper William Cartwright's voice just with an American accent

Lucas

Glaaaad to see Robbie occupying in a non-critical role space.

Shan

Yeah, Emily

Sand Panda

I'm nearing 40 and will leave groups if they have adult edge lords, lol.

xatlern

Obsessed with Robbie going edgelord and ruling "unfortunately I love this person" on the most unhinged cases 😂 Also so pumped to hear more about Emily's Date Everything character!

scarlet

You all have absolutely had a "generous read" in a previous case about the EXACT situation that actually happened with the heartbroken monk 🤣

Cas

makes me all the more excited for the other guests

Samuel Gray

Emily doesn’t want to fight Cerberus? 😨 don’t play hades 2 😭

JumpTrash

AAAAHH robbie daymond the goat of all time

Swordmaster of Ginaz

As far as post-breakup bad decisions go, beating up some nerds in a ttrpg is almost healthy

Victoria Fair

Omg I've been the submitter in the last case and it sucks so much. See if you can get them to hate each other in real life and then one leaves. That's how it resolved itself in our group and now the games are way better. Also, yay for Robbie!

Maya B

Murph, maybe the breakup was at like 1am, Saying he broke up that day could be like if I said you posted the episode on Friday

Daniel A.

In the words of Murph, "dare I say, GET EM!"

Cory Wyse

Robbie, the bath bomb’s justice

Artemis

I was the submitter and she definitely isn’t. We could have continued the game but I decided to end it there.

Artemis

I have talked with her. She did have some hardships so it was one of those- talk with her but I understand why. Her puppy almost died and her grandfather did pass in December. This was the nail in the coffin though. All of this happened over like 2 months

Artemis

We are the game ended and she’s just not invited back to my table. I thought it was so ridiculous and that’s why I submitted

Cody Faye

My wife loves shower bombs! You set them by the drain and they encourage steam

KingHalt

I actually just got my wife into D&D!

Garrett Durham

Another new guest, another sacrifice to POD. PRAISE BE THE YOUTH OF A NATION

nvsblty

this episode RIPS

Nicholas

For the one shot I think it’s completely reasonable to lower the hp and health. They hadn’t played in months and this was a one shot so I’m assuming these are new characters the dm doesn’t know how to balance for. I know that most of what they said what a joke but Murph opened it up saying that if it was the first session it would be fine missing the fact that it was indeed the first session given that it’s a one shot. But even if it wasn’t a one shot and they had been playing for a while, balancing combats is one of the hardest aspects of being a dm at least in my experience. I mainly just feel the need to say all this because in the past (and much more occasionally now) I would have to change the stats of the monsters on the fly

Tony Green

I'm so hooked on DnD court, it's the ONLY podcast I'll take a break from The Stormlight Archives to listen to.

Xanian Jamfalcon

Robbie talked about his butthole way more than I expected, hope to see him again soon. ❤️

aiyana graham art

the bath bomb case has very similar vibes to a real life event of mine and case I submitted, except our Amy never showed and it ended the friendship

aiyana graham art

calling being late because of eating chocolate covered almonds "gangster" is crazy

Christopher Lasasso

Robbie repeatedly going back to the evidence solidified him as best guest. Get this man a gavel & wig.

Josie

I think the murder wife story might be my favourite ever

Susannah B.

one of the best dungeon court eps EVER 👏

Smiththebat

The Macbeth wife guy said his crew had a great time so I think he did the right thing!

SimpleWater

Truth is stranger than fiction... Donald Trump is president of the US for a SECOND time! Nothing is too absurd to be reality anymore.

Ryan

Robbie was fantastic. Fit the mood of the crew like a glove.

luna lust

It doesn't matter now I ended up leaving that group because the DMS started questioning the third DM on every decision he made and a bunch of other things

CJ the wise

Jump scare Robbie randomly naming your city 😶

Zach Downing

We need more Robbie in the future. They were an excellent guest!

AgedGouda

How is 1 level 5 player beating 5 level 5 players even possible??

Melaninja

The bath bomb girl and the DMs with main character syndrome cases both have the same solution: stop being friends with these people.

Ro

This is truly sacred knowledge!!!! With the water heater I - a bath bitch - need never get out and will live my life as a sage old water dwelling pruuuuune!!!!

Jorde

Don’t forget Hardwon and the rams

Jorde

I think of Ryan and Ram Daniel often

Quantum OFZENTRIX

if its his kensei weapon then he should get the bonus ac if he attacks with it right? i don't have xanathars to hand but i don't believe you need a free hand to gain it

Artemis

Yeah it kinda ended our game. we could have extended and tied up some loose ends but that was it

Melaninja

You don’t get free crits on stunned creatures

Crangar’s Little Helper

I think what Robbie is missing is the breach of trust from the DM with his pet friend and the party. I think it feels weird if you have a surprise guest show up and they are against you. It feels suspicious. It feels like a weird collusion. The DM pet is in effect an “outsider” to the DM party relationship. This doesn’t feel like a totally consensual thing. If the DM had said “Hey what if I have a surprise guest some session. I think they’re gonna play a bad guy. “ and then everyone said, “That sounds good. ” then it would be okay a little.

Nefeli

I LOVE Controversial Justice Daymond I think he brings some great discussion points lmao

Nitzan Harel

If I don’t need to DM, sometimes even if I do, when something bad happens to me I always try to schedule D&D.

Nitzan Harel

Sky reminds me of how my friends will never let down the joke that I only play racist characters.

Adrian

Guys the first case is literally an old meme i keep seeing reposted for years, i think you all got duped.

Tim

On the Kensei monk case…Monk’s get stunning strike at 6th level

Cpt_Daddyy

RamDanial nooooo 🥲🥲

David Griffin

I hate to break it to you but it is actually 5th level. "Starting at 5th level, you can interfere with the flow of ki in an opponent’s body."

tori

hm. reconsider doing perhaps

Nitzan Harel

It’s because I’ve played a monster hunter with hatred towards lycanthropes. One party member turned into a wear-raptor (a lizard folk), a fight ensued, and I accidentally killed him. It’s been years, we were kids, but “all your characters are racists” stuck.

Melaninja

To be clear, even if everyone consents, it’s still only a little okay?

Abraham

As someone who works at lush.... yeah that sounds like one of our customers lmao

Zabribri

MADISON, WISCONSIN! WHOOHOO!! ❤️💪🧀

DazWaz

DM for cowboy ninja is innocent! Plot devices from a new PC can be fun!

James Drenning

Careful the young ppl and such will attack u for stating anything that sound like a complaint. Lmao i personally agree 👍

James Drenning

You didnt need to explain. Lol its ok to role play any kind of pc in a fantasy game. Ignore the pc police

James Drenning

You must remember, majority of modern players must feel safe from being compared to any PC. Otherwise they let it effect their real lives....for reason

Brian Edwards

Would've been to gleefully narrate their character's ludicrous death at the table while they were enjoying their bathbomb.

Spanky

What i wouldnt give to learn those two DMs listen to the show and have them write in trying to defend themselves

HonestLad

Murph’s argument about what constitutes a messy breakup is why people picture him as a short king

Nicknack

Would pay good money for a D&D court windbreaker

KSM101

I think the only thing that could've been funnier for the level 5 monk was post whomping dude lights a cig and says was that as good for yall as it was for me hahahaha

KSM101

The two dms playing hero for eachother was fantastic i was drinking my energy drink at work when Emily started "transforming" into a dragon I almost choked i couldn't stop laughing i love this show

J. Gro

Bath bombs are pretty simple to make. Maybe her friend can buy her a mold - the "teach a man to fish vs giving a man a fish" saying. Only instead of fish, it's bath bombs, and instead of a man, it's "Amy."

J. Gro (edited)

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2026-10-05 21:00 Even if they could take down one person in a round (which I think is, in fact, quite ridiculous), there were four other players. The number of things that would have to have happened in order for the stars to aligned seems highly improbable. And again, you only get advantage on stunned targets, and a hit isn't an auto-crit. No free crits in sight.
2025-02-17 09:17 Even if they could take down one person in a round (which I think is, in fact, quite ridiculous), there were four other players. The number of things that would have to have happened in order for the stars to align seems highly improbable. And again, you only get advantage on stunned targets, and a hit isn't an auto-crit. No free crits in sight.

Even if they could take down one person in a round (which I think is, in fact, quite ridiculous), there were four other players. The number of things that would have to have happened in order for the stars to align seems highly improbable. And again, you only get advantage on stunned targets, and a hit isn't an auto-crit. No free crits in sight.

J. Gro

Condoms for bath bombs? 🤦🏻‍♀️🤣

Ian Mcilwean

Didn't murph make a joke about an impossibly bad dm that made his pc watches why his turned into a dragon and fought the bbeg by himself in the air

Foxicorn

I relistened to this episode again, not for the first time, and I still really hope they do have Robbie on for an actual play episode or arc. His sense of humor is just so perfect for NADDPod!

Alison Johnson

It never came up, but the "guest murder monk" case sounded like a DM who listened to Murph's past advice on how to take away a magic item that's accidentally too powerful and/or the players are abusing. They got to have a dramatic fight, they only got knocked out instead of killed, and they were explicitly told where they could retrieve their stuff. My bet is that when they got to the king, one specific magic item was missing/broken/confiscated, and everything else got returned

Jonathan Larson

I had to come here and say that "kill them all" caused a legitimate spit take laugh from me. That wife is a treasure.

Benjamin P Parson Gomberg

This is one I come back to relisten to a bunch because Robbie is so great with the crew. Seamless chemistry and charisma; if they started having guests for the main show again he’d also be the top of my wish-list. I bet he’d put on a “Lou in Hexbuds” level performance with them.

Fxd Gear Queer

Ryan Urphy, one-shotting a Tarrasque (that's some nice Tamarian for you)

Kathryn Martin

There is an episode in 6teen where Jonesy pranks Jen by putting a beef bouillon cube inside the shower head before her shower. Is that a shower bomb?

A. Anthony

I've come back to NADDPOD after a few years and I forget how much I missed it. I caught up with the released episodes and I'm a binge listener at work. So I took up Critical Role to let the 2Crew build up more episodes. I planned on only the first CR campaign but the 2nd sounded interesting too. That was going to be where it ended but then I heard Emily was going to be in CR campaign 3. So I stuck it out and after all that time I figured I might as well finish it. Now, here I am picking up where I left off and couldn't be happier. Kudos to everyone, even Jake. Great end to your campaign 3! Murph, the best combat DM ever with cool mechanics and dynamic battlegrounds. Emily, the dice blessed, and an inspiration of a perfect player. Caldwell, forever in a space of pure fantasy creativity. Jake, an absolute bro of any party he's in. So glad to be back and as much as I hate to admit, I'll probably catch up again and hope CR has enough sessions in campaign 4 to let y'all build up again. At least this time it's Brennan as the DM, no hate to Matt. lol

Skyrgurt

Insane episode to listen to while being named Skye lol

Myckeli

I'm hearing Josh Gadd

Emily

Ftj lvl of

Scruggzi

I want to sentence Lady Macbeth to run Tomb of Annihilation for that group. That way she can live out her bloodlust fantasties and murder all her husband's friends.