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Adventure Book Theatre: Goosebumps - The Knight in Screaming Armor (Patreon)

Published:
2025-05-16 06:40:58
Edited:
2025-05-16 08:43:13
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2026-06
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The Lore Lords and Relative Newcomer Jake Hurwitz take a trip to the Theatre for an unusually crass reading of R.L. Stein's "Give Yourself Goosebumps: The Knight in Screaming Armor!" Can our heroes overcome a whirlwind of cousin drama to have the Knight of their life? Press play to find out!CREDITS:

Sound Mixing and Editing by Trevor Lyon

8-Bit Book Club Theme by Emily Axford

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Comments

Brock

just in time for me to fall asleep

clerby

i guess it pays to be up at 3 am after flying home from switzerland!!!! tuned tf in 🫡

David Vass

Yes!!! Low-key the most enjoyable "one-and-done" series.

SirDonglers

Yooooooo late night drop for the sleepless

Papa Taylor

Nothing like falling asleep to a personal book reading.

Zed Drew

Awe yeahh 🤩 I love the book club episodes. I've lost track the amount of relistens of them.

Tiffany

Hell yeah !!!

RavensBinch

Pip pip is an extremely old way to say goodbye, it's contracted from pip pip cheerio

Clever Innuendo

I just had to make a tough decision with my cat, and this was just what I needed at the moment. Thank you for your perfect timing, gave me the pip pip I needed.

Zed Drew

I hope this ep brings you some smiles 🙂

Mike Knot

I’ve been saying “Pip, pip, tata, jolly good, tally ho and all that rot!” My entire life, and you’ve made me realise what embedded it in my memory. Thank you.

clerby

“ what’s so evil about jizz?” words to live by

hexagonalhaus

The most beautiful bedtime story

Neil Dutton

A Jake episode finally made it out of the editing room?

wick

Being unable to run from Dugtrios is actually so in-game accurate….

MailManMan

I never imagined something so crass could enhance my nightshift like this

Kas

The picture being so similar yet elegant really made me cackle

Mikel

This isn't showing in my rss feed, is it just me?

PawPawAppreciator

I would honestly listen to these goofballs talk about anything

Alex A.

I always wait patiently for my NADPOD night shift banger.

Rachel Marie

The audibly-baked episodes are so much fun- especially when you’re unexpectedly awake and need a hard laugh. When can we download our official “I look like a porcupine” ring tones?

Mikel

You're a hero 🙌 thank you!

Parma Jun

Loved Jizz in this episode! They should get him back for the next one!

Parma Jun

The way Caldwell pronounces Pokemon names is more diabolical than any cum related puns I'm afraid

heavy harry

The way Caldwell pronounces most words is insane.

heavy harry

No where near enough cum in this episode...very disappointed

Kellyd

The frayed edges of the new album art are 🤌🏼🤌🏼

alli

i would devour a substack dissecting emily’s music

The Wizard Syndicate

There’s almost a weird writing advice here like “if you feel like you’re overusing a word change it to Dugtrio to see if you’re right. If it flows smoothly you don’t have to change anything.

voterpro .

So excited for this. I have missed 8 bit book club

Toblerone. jpg

we, the nightcrawlers, gather for our weekly jizz-fest

kaylee w

Stein not mine IS good, Jake.

Sydney Cooke

emily YES we would be interested in your substack

Kyle Veach

My soul needed this, thanks guys

Rennifer

Yes! So happy to hear the 8 bit book club jingle each time

Rafael C

Same!!! Also, as someone who doesn't totally use a music app, it'd be a perfect place to compile all of it!

Totally Offside

Based on context clues, I'm assuming "pip pip!" means "sup dawg". I'm not sure though so I'm not going to flush this answer.

tacticalgrandma

Seeing an adventure book theater in the feed made my morning!

Melissa Shilale

I needed this level of delight and shenaniganary, thank you boobs

Taylor Manes

oh my god YES YES YES. i have been yearning for the return of adventure book theatre.

CharisCay

Gerunds and cumming in the first 2 minutes—this is exactly what I’m paying for.

Emma Henson

I love this series! It's just what I needed today!

Stansky

How did you go for "jizzing" and miss "The Knight in Creaming Armor?"

Alec Posta

Okay okay, that was CRASS murph

Lauryn

If Emily just had a general sub stack like Jake’s, I’d 110% subscribe to that too.

Bryce Peterson

Playing Mad Libs with Emily and Jake would be a nightmare. Noun? “Cum.” Verb? “Cumming.” Adjective? “Cum-soaked.”

Victoria

Screaming without the S rn

Paul Sutkowski

I had to pause the pod and check, pip-pip is a slang for "good bye"

A Ranger

I’m surprised they were finally able to get Jake on the show!

JustSomeKnob

Can you please just do all the goosebumps books?

Bonky Fiasco

This may be the most times in a single episode that Murph has told everyone to shut the fuck up. (Side note: I’d totally buy “everyone shut the fuck up” merch if NADDPOD offered it.)

CaptLizianthus

The fucking American accents with Pokemon is gold. “Oh shit, Cubone!”

Huascar Holguin

Just started a new relationship and my new gf was excited to invest in my hobbies. I thought today would be the perfect day to introduce her to NADDPOD. Boy, is this a TOUGH episode to jump into as a first time listener.

Scotty

The picture for the episode made me laugh too hard!

GC

why can't they just share the hedge

Mortimer Lunch

[listens for 5 minutes] more like the knight in CREAMING armor. I’m so sorry.

Nadia the Dice Druid

I just saw Erika Ishii is also a voice actor on DateEverything. Very cool to see you two collab!

Travis Bliss

😰😰😰🥵 oh shit my 37th birthday is on Sunday I’m fucked

Spencer Bloom

Just flushed in my pip pip definition, I hope you got it when you recorded last week.

JME

Right! I would ADORE hearing more about her music-making process, and I'll always take more NADDPOD mp3s. I LOVE the Lullaby album, but I'd love some of the background music from C3 too.

Miranda G

god i love reading the comments out of context before listening to the episode

Doctor Ransom

Ah golly how I’ve missed Murph screaming for everyone to shut the fuck up. Beautiful. Meowth

Del

Always amazed that Murph keeps doing these given the at he never gets less annoyed at all the reading he needs to do and the boobs being too rowdy for him to read. Not that I’m complaining!

Hammy

Stein or Mine? The game show that is mildly acknowledged by the nation

Hammy

He wants to win the book!

Rain

OBSESSED with the new art!!

The Fun Yaunt

His pronunciation of Tangela KILLED me! Caldwell!!!! 😂

polyglottal cracker

"cum on guys" really highlights the importance of commas (cummas)

Evan

Holy shit, the one Give Yourself Goosebumps I read as a kid :O we had a copy in the classroom bookshelf in like 4th grade. Pretty awesome that this is the episode they finally got that guy from Jake and Amir on, I loved that show

jackalope503

I can only hope you’re getting crisper by the year

han!!!!

emily let it be known that i would sell my soul for you to do a music substack

Sean

We have achieved maximum gas leakage. 8-bit book club will never be crazier than this

Glenn D AKA Mcdoogins

Emily is playing a dating sim, Caldwell is playing DnD, and Jake is just happy to finally get on the show.

Kathryn Martin

Who hurt this writer?! This one is so violent 😂

Toe

Emily, you not only have my bent knee, but my undying interest in your future substack, including and especially if you’re talking about your musical creations

Fiel

Good on Murph, well known as a true fan, for representing Dugtrio’s Arena Trap ability

The Wizard Stream

"Baudrillard would be proud" right before "jizz stained" is what I needed while grading philosophy finals

Nicole Jordan

I would die for Emily to have a substack for NADDPOD music!! Also Caldwell your Pokémon references were appreciated

Mikel

Jaffa cakes do absolutely rock

Emma41420

*begging respectfully for Emily's substack*☆~

AXWH

‼️ BAUDRILLARD MENTION‼️

Rachael

Like if you were also picturing the two men laughing on the ground as Mr. Mime

Eli

'Creaming Armor' was right there guys

snarticle

these guys have like a neurolink or something in my brain bc i was actually playing pokemon go while listening to this episode (b4 even knowing that was going to play a big role) same shit happened with the grinch…

snarticle

just thanks for always matching my freak

Sam

4:49 silence so loud one could say that it felt like…. a deep..blue… hole…..

Andrew Burgess

In the Archie comics, there is a Robin hood British sonic called "Rob O' Hedge"

Andrew Burgess

Thank you for finally letting me use that pointless fact I know

margot d

If Emily started a music Substack I would be absolutely so into it!!! I would love to hear more about those processes!!

Fox

“Jizz is in the air” yes I too have been around a Bradford Pear tree in spring also

Hammy

Just putting this here because it’s the most recent post. What was the puzzle game the Murph and Emily recently recommended?

Insufficiently Caffeinated

I believe it was Lorelei and the Laser Eyes — wish I had the time to play, because it sounds very cool!

Nitzan Harel

Curse to die at 37 reminds me of Lovecraft’s “The alchemist”

Tom Graham

This is genuinely unlistenable

SaltyBurrito

Getting Woman in the Wall vibes from this episode and I love it

thedragonllama

I read a whole substack post about "Institutional Cofounders" by Jake Hurwitz before realizing it was the wrong Jake Hurwitz... lol fml

Denatonia (Haven)

shocked that they didn't immediately zero in on the narrator noticing Abby's "golden curls" tbh loll

Ryan Higgins

"Everyone shut the fuck up" is always hilarious

Josie

Yay another adventure book!!

TWestgate

Adventure Book Theatre and Surprise Round in the same week? Is it my birthday?

Hammy

Thanks

Wojtek

just got off the phone with the Nintendo Corporation and they are NOT happy about this episode

Dr. Eggman

They're always 37 1/2, which is way too young and just not relatable. When are we gonna finally get an oops all grandmas adventure book??

Grass

YES IT WOULD BE INTERESTING EMILY

jess?

Murph cry laughing thru saying pokemon go to the polls really got me

Hampter2

Jake sadly going "umm 😕" when Emily said to ask the audience killed me

Snackonomics

Is that the one with the wizard?

Tom Graham

Less of a volume issue, more of a trash episode situation

hexcat

Emily Axford, the woman you are

Adam!!!!!

tight grandma adventure book

Cross

The Knight in Gooning Armor. Readers beware, his sword may be long but you only need fear the edge!

Lucia V.

A suit of armour from an aunt and uncle in England, what trollop. I mean, sure, my English great aunt and uncle have many suits of armour, so I will HAVE to suspend my disbelief, but I still take umbrage at people thinking that's what British people are like!!

nina ッ

murph saying pokemon go to the polls made me laugh out loud 😭 i loved this ep hehe, love when yall are all laughing so hard together but trying to keep it moving. some sweet tenderness and silliness while everything feels like it’s on fire in the world rn. thank you guys 💓

AlbireoRising

I just want everyone to know that I forgot to download quiet podcasts for falling asleep to on a recent trip abroad, just this episode which was new at the time... So for a full week I listened to THIS to fall asleep. Somehow it still worked.

Michael Graham Abernathy

Jake, nobody else got it, but I know the wee wee song you were singing at the end!

Boomer

Can you guys re release all the old 8 bit eps there are so many I want to re listen to

AlbireoRising

Folks, this ep is now in my bedtime playlist. I am certain I have listened to this more than anyone else on Earth, including the editor. What have I done. Anyway, my favorite part is when Emily insists that "cum armor" is no good because you need the gerund.

Pandaman1165

Hey sweeties, have y'all considered uploading the 8bit book club bag log to the patreon for those who prefer to listen here?

Boomer

Hell ya thanks for this

Slappy Dave

I had date everything in my wishlist already as a maybe cuz it looked funny Now I gotta play it, eventually lol Obviously I'm pretty behind on NADDPOD already

CommodoreBlue

Adventure Book Theater is truly my comfort listening. Nothing can calm my soul quite so much.

Compound27

I first was thinking wtf is a Dougtrio?? Also Caldwells quiet "where am I?" 🧑‍🍳 💋

22 Hilda Street

did she like NADDPOD? maybe you should have started off with something small, like dragon pussy

AlbireoRising

I'm back I have listened to this podcast over a hundred times. Last night on my way to slumber, I learned something new. RL, like many smut authors, suffers from 3 Arm Syndrome. On their way to the garage, cousins are holding on to each arm of the protagonist, who then grabs a flashlight. With their third arm I assume.