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Mixed Bag of Holding: Energy Drink Sommeliers - THE YOUNG GUNS (Patreon)

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2026-03-29 21:30:22
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2026-04-22 04:34:42
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There are some new heavy hitters on the energy drink scene, so the somms are BACK. We've ditched the controversial tang vs. bang rating system in favor of a bracket style tournament. It's Ghost vs. C4 vs. Accelerator vs. Gorilla Mind vs. Reign vs. Ryse vs. Xyience vs. Phorm. Who will come out on top? More importantly, will our brains explode from all the rad chemicals?

Comments

Kellyd

Omg calooh fucking callay

Fridge

oh hell yeah was just listening to the other ones lol

RavensBinch

I really hope this one has another classic Murph freakout

Hannah

ITS BEEN TOO LONG YESSSS

James O'Reilly

Can’t wait to see you guys at Radio City!! Calooh Callay!!!

Meghan

Nap trapped with baby and this drops right as I finished catching up on the new ep 👌🙌

jackrabbit

energy drink somms i missed you!!!! 🥳🥳🥳

Zagreus

I'M AT 10 TANG AND 10 BANG RN

Cody W

Holy cow was just listening to the Eldermourne short rest where you guys had the idea for the first go around what a pleasant surprise

Chris Lafleur

Can’t wait to listen. Also: I’m a sommelier, and Day one fan of J&A, 8Bit Book Club, and Naddpod, I devour these episodes. AMA (and keep making more of this)

Ryan Martt

Tang bloody tastic! That’s my morning dog walk listen sorted tomorrow!

Thomas Sullivan

The military patrons are about to have a field day

Kellyd

Fully tanged up rn

Clairodactyl

Screaming, crying, throwing up. Very excited to listen to this!

HolyFatFish

Well, this can't go wrong!

jackalope503

This level of energy drink radness is absolutely frying all the neurons in my gorilla mind #ToKnowledge

Kellyd

Appreciate the attempt at avoiding the manosphere, and pre-pointing and laughing at the bots who always auto-comment when the phrase "right wing" is uttered on this show

Aidan Boyle

The haters know nothing, the complete uslessness of the tang/bang ratings was the best part of the last one

Ebony-Rose Ellis

was this an accidental upload as someone of the $5 tier?

Cameron Barbera

Anyone remember the energy drink from around 2006 called Cocaine?! About the size of a red bull and my friend drank a whole one before first period and was buzzing and vibrating before passing out before the first period was over

Clever Innuendo

I've been out of the game for too long, I don't recognize a single one of those names. I'm sure I'll learn my new favorite, though.

Jess Mosher

I’m wondering the same thing lol

Bransy330

Emily's correct the flavor of a white gummy bear is pineapple!!

Moose

The 2 crew having livvy dunn’s energy drink means that there is now a tenuous connection from naddpod to baby gronk

DetBenMalone

These things got banned so fast

an_empty_box

The natural next step is pre-workout sommeliers

Shane C

Emily please run a Hot Boy Summer spinoff where they’re on the Party Plane version of Love Island

Noah Coleman

Unironically crestfallen that my go to energy drink got booted round 1

Bec

Heads up this may have been released on the wrong subscription tier? I'm on 'One Big Bed' and have never been able to see Mixed Bags before...

Sharkie Murphy

I was literally JUST registering to the energy drink sommelier episodes. Thank you for sacrificing your regular heart rhythms for this

John EldenRing

Either theres more right wing podcasts with energy drinks I dont know of or i know EXACTLY which energy drink they disregarded 😂

Kurt

Upvote this guy to karma heaven

Bryan Patterson

C4 grape is just grapico with pre workout mixed in and it's the best energy drink on this blue marble

Jackson Hurley

Coke Cane would be an awesome new CocaCola flavour with added Cane Sugar

Jackson Hurley

Shhh we're sneaking into first class 💺💺💺😎

chlo!

i would lose my mind this is gold

Mike Ferris

Also you forgot to give us homework! :D Just joshin!

chlo!

i wasn’t expecting an LSU mention since Zac Roll Tide Oyama isn’t here

Doctor Ransom

Murph my guy, speaking as someone about to turn 40 in a week, ya gotta keep those energy drinks to an absolute minimum. Follow in the footsteps of your wife. We all love you and want you to keep DMing to a ripe old age. Energy drinks are the antithesis of the healthy grindset. #ToKnowledge

Jordan Mobley

Wait til they find out they missed out on a Baja Blast flavored Ryse

Katherine

😂😂😂 people only know the rockstar reference if they have psychopaths as family

A suspicious rat

A free episode was bestowed upon us desolate waifs, and my squirters are squirting

Alejandro Segura García

If anyone reading this feels curious I recommend looking into the gorilla mind founder, pretty weird guy, I wouldn't necessarily call him problematic. But has a weird origin story as a pickup guru. Lolcow adjacent

Brian M

Jesus Christ! y'all are doing the Lords work. Praise be the sommeliers!

Margaret Worrell

You are literally kidding me, these are my FAVORITE MIXED BAGS

Mikey

Honestly worth the Google if you're a fan of incredible delts

Hymntastic

If you crazy bastards ever decide to do this again you should try goat energy

Tucker Collins

Interestingly, caffeine is not very soluble in cold water, which is why heat lets it be extracted when brewing coffee and tea. HOWEVER, acidic conditions make caffeine soluble incredibly high - much higher than hot water. Caffeine-citrate (formed by combining caffeine with citric acid) is much more readily dissolved when making energy drinks so a lot of these products lean towards citrus flavors or notes.

mud cutlet

now that they know of Livvy Dunn the next Rot Topic should be on Baby Gronk Rizzler brain rot

Smiththebat

I’ll say right now now before they get to it, I love White Gummy Bear Reign and I don’t even like energy drinks.

Walker Thurman

Unbelievable that dimetapp is murph’s “good medicine” pull, that stuff is why I hate grape flavors

Garbo Embargo

Everything Emily mentions from her childhood is borderline abuse. Holy moly.

Smiththebat

Also what Emily is describing as her “squirters” are actually a reaction in your mouth to ACID not sugar. The acid causes you to salivate and there is an actual test in wine tasting called the “dribble test” (where you keep your head hung forward after spitting or swallowing the wine and seeing how much saliva or “dribble” collects at the front of your mouth.) Some high acid wines like Riesling will straight up make you drool! 🤤🤙❤️😎

austinoxner

Damn that's one of the reasons I like fake grape flavor. I fucks with dimetapp.

austinoxner

Dude you guys have to find the Ghost Energy welch's grape-cran. Tastes exactly like Welch's grape-cran juice, which is objectively delicious. My new favorite.

Luke B

Samzy

austinoxner

I feel bad for his seat neighbors.

Luke B

Some of this shit sounds like it could make you hear colors

Jason DeVrieze

Can't believe they don't know that baby gronk rizzed up livvy dunne

clerby

if you told me naddpod who talk about livvy dunn so much ever i would be so shocked

Lamp

‘Pouring an energy drink into my vagina’ isn’t a mental image I thought I’d have today but here we are lmfao

heh

no celsius?!!? no alani!?!

Al Tomkat

I could be completely misremembering but wasn’t the orange creamsicle one from the first episode a Reign drink?

GC

uh, he got the product name from mike cernovich and the delts from abusing steroids, can not recommend either

Aedan

I will say, since you mentioned it, first phorm is owned by the company who owns WWE, and that parent company did donate to Donald Trump's campaign and sponsored his birthday party on No Kings Day. Its really hard to avoid those kinds of things, so no judgements, but I figured id mention it because it was brought up

Summer Tribe

We got this before another surprise round damn

Ray Matford

Having a “young guns” energy drink taste test and not including Celsius is honestly crazy work. I feel like it came out of nowhere and just started dominating the scene!

Fraser Siwik-Simpson

So I don’t know if this is a common occurrence, but I know it happens to at least one other person: I cannot drink C4 energy. Something about it makes my skin incredibly itchy and makes anything touching my skin feels like pins, and I’m curious if anyone has this, it’s only for c4 though

Ray Matford

So the chemical that gives you tingly skin is beta-alanine. It’s commonly found in pre-workout and energy drinks. And sure enough, it’s one of the ingredients in C4.

Michael Joseph Rosenthal

I'm sure if y'all wrote in explaining the situation they'd be happy to provide some caffeine-free options for next time.

Xanian Jamfalcon

I'm trying to kick energy drinks so this content is made for me. I'm on Georgie this week haha

Jenna H

This episode especially made me SO SAD and no one seemed to really acknowledge how fucked up it is to put a little kid on weight loss products like that. The lucky charms on the piano are not funny to me anymore!!

Grass

I am frightened for your health

Amanda

Dimetapp mention!

BoofHarris

Up and Go energise is an Australian drink for chocolate energy drink

Mikel

I miss the spit bucket

Mikel

And miss out on the bang??

jesse sa

looked up the gorilla mind ceo and IMMEDIATELY saw his joe rogan interview 😭 incredible bullet dodge

Eric Pierce

So I had to look it up. guerilla mind ceo is a dude named Derek who is a former YouTube fitness influencer who had a channel called "More Plates, More Dates"

Brian McAree Murphy

It completely depends on how overweight you are. I weighed over 20 stone at 14, I wish I had started losing it sooner, my health would have been much better than it is today. Now if they were just doing it for aesthetics that would be one thing, but childhood obesity is a problem. Emily has said that the weight fell off her when she got to college so it might not have been that much of course though.

Brant

To knowledge!!

Unloved

I think I've only heard of one of these. I'm not an energy drink guy lol

Brooke Sanders

I listened to this yesterday and got an ad for the White Lightning Phorm drink today... I don't drink energy drinks anymore

Georgia

EMILY COTTON CANDY ICECREAM LOVER 🤝👏💥🌈🙏✨️

Stansky

Well... I guess I'm making a trip to the gas station this morning on my way to work.

Mikey

I dont know who Mike Cernovich is but I reserve the right to admire steroid enhanced physiques and bodybuilding in general

Hammy

Tylonel 3’s have caffeine in them

DMCDawg

Tread so carefully!

Tommy Self

Really love to hear that old people still don’t know who Livvy Dunne is. As it should be

Sammy

I did just get an ad for a new 5 Hour Energy that's cotton candy flavored. BAD: Spotify is definitely spying on us all. GOOD: Yay, exactly what the 2 Crew was asking for already exists!

Reido

I need the soms to try moutain dew kickstart

GintokiShids

This unfortunately made me crave a cherry limeade so I, of course, had to go get one while listening

Daniel Soden

Absolutely sold on the cherry limeade from sonic, we bought the ghost immediately.

Belligerant_Me

THE DAY IS MARCH 30th IN THE YEAR OF 2026, THIS IS ATTEMPT #9 TO COMPLETE MY QUEST AND CLOSE THE TIME LOOP. I AM ONCE AGAIN BEGGING, PLEADING: FOR THE LOVE OF THE BABA YAGA, CAN I *PLEASE* GET A COFFEE MUG WITH THE DON’T TREAD ON ME SNAKE, BUT IT HAS MURPH’S FACE, AND HE IS GLARING AT A FOOT ABOUT TO STEP ON HIM, WITH THE WORDS “TREAD SO CAREFULLY” IF NOT THAT IS OKAY, I STILL LOVE ALL OF YOU, AND WILL JUST TRY AGAIN. I KINDA HAVE TO, I CAN NEVER LEAVE THIS PLACE UNTIL IT OCCURS. YOURS IN TIME LOOP PRISON, Belligerant

Adam Rust

I just googled Gorilla Mind, and among their products banned in Canada is a “volume enhancing formula” supplement called Lock & Load, and yeah it’s exactly what you think it is lol

Zoop

Celsius is lowkey antithetical to the vibe of energy drinks as a Genre so I get it. But everything about the way Celsius is marketed and packaged fills me with an unreasonable sense of overwhelming despair and dread so I may be bias here Never had an Alani but if they’re a new energy drink then yes I agree! They should’ve included it :)

Ken

Gorilla Mind?! Miss me with that, give my Orangutan Brain any day!

Louis

Gorilla mind was founded and owned by Christopher Deoudes and Micheal Cernovich, both of whom are rightwing, manosphere, incel influencers.

StarsPaw-Pawn

Sounds like you gotta take it upon yourself to coordinate a fan art guerilla (mind) merch opportunity!

Ken

Oh noooooo! Cernovich was a major organizer of Gamer Gate.

Fikon

There has never existed a podcast episode (or series counting the other ones) that were more made for me. As a life long energy drink shit head I appreciate the hard but necessary work you folks are doing here.

Jacob Bless

I have an opposite reaction from Murph to seeing fruity drinks that are clear. It's reasuing to me there are no artificial dyes.

Kellyd

Real fruit juices have color though so to make it clear they have to really mess with it - it's like when a skincare product is scentless vs fragrance free. Scentless means they added chemicals to cover natural scents, fragrance free means there might be a smell but it's naturally occurring

tori

i love you emily axford the woman of all time

Cohen Scoggins

Can’t believe they didn’t know Livvy Dunne, LSU gymnast and girlfriend of Pittsburgh Pirates Pitcher, Paul Skenes

GC

as is your right. To me they look like wrinkly crabapples rotting in the sun. Which I infinitely prefer to Mike Cernovich

GC

shoutout to the primatologist (?, can't find the source) who long ago on twitter described the real Gorilla Mindset (TM) as e.g. getting violently angry at a glimpse of yourself in the gym mirror

Chef Julie B

Murph- I also liked the taste of grape Dimetapp. Close runner up was the strawberry bubble gum flavored Amoxicillin.

Nicole Jordan

So agree on the cotton candy flavors being better than the actual thing. Cotton candy flavored Italian ice hits so hard.

Nicole Jordan

I love that they’ve seemingly all forgotten they also did a gamer edition of this

Zeon Liberation

The thing with Gorilla Mind is that while gorilla’s are strong, still a primate, a less intelligent primate than humans.

tommy

Pretty sure that only Deoudes is involved, not Cernovich

UploadFailure

Phorm is even worse than they are saying, the name is actually 1st Phorm (yes the numbers lol) it’s so bad, and the flavor they have the literal only flavor on the can is Silver Lightning hahaha it says “tastes like silver lighting and other natural flavors”

Dylan Shearer

Just checked and my gyms fridge has Ghost, Gorilla Mind, and C4 for purchase all on the same row. They know

Secretlymadeofworms

Gorilla Mind, from a quick Google, is owned by Derek of "More Plates, More Dates" I swear ever since they left the tang/bang era they've been platforming more and more right wing content. So sad to see

humbiglio

The orange dreamsicle reign woulda changed the whole game

Grays the Fae

I don’t drink them anymore, but when I did I used to mostly drink the orange creamsicle flavor of Reign specifically because Emily was so into it in the OG energy drink sommeliers!! Also Alanis - crazy that yall haven’t tried Alani yet!

Emz

I rate this two gamers rise up

Kurgaah

There’s a bunch, and Gorilla Mind is owned by a manosphere influencer. I’m assuming you’re talking about Prime, but there’s also Echelon and Bulkhead (both developed by the U.S. military), Soldier Fuel, Rip It (popular during the invasion of Iraq and Afghanistan), GO (created by grifter Jocko Willink), and Black Rifle Energy (by the scumbags that brought you Black Rifle coffee). Also the CEO of Bang is a freak just wanna add that.

Lee

Hate to see it Ghost is the clearly better drink I am biased since it was started in my town

HolyBlasphemy

As a Ghost fanboy, I am okay with a respectful silver medal.

Julia Thompson

Them mentioning my long lost love (Paneras death lemonades) hurts my heart. Paneras caffeinated mango lemonade kicked so much ass. The only carbonated drink I can do in the morning is Diet Coke, but dc doesn’t give you much bang. But those fuckin death lemonades? Drink a large one of those + can of dc on the way to work and who needs sleep. Not this gorilla

Brant Johnson

18min in and caffeine content has not been mentioned. Am I the only one that just picks the can with the most health warnings?

Jay

Unfortunately as someone who studied and lives in Leeds, UK, I fear they're 100% correct except for STATE UNIVERSITY??

Proopypants

Yorkshire 4eva, white rose gang gang

Claudine

Every time I see the word "sommelier" my mind still goes "som'n'menolier". Every time. Which, now that I write it out, why the extra 'no'? Why not "som'n'melier" 😅 But my brain insists it's "sommenomenomelier" sometimes, even... Anyway, there'll always a bit of M&Ms in your sommeliers, is what I'm saying. Forever.

Lee030

You guys should do a V8 energy edition for Emily lol. The caffeine all comes from tea so they are a lot less harsh and they taste pretty good.

Adam Blacharski

Very upset that Celsius didn’t even make the list

Gabe Benninghoff

Did Ghost dirty by not trying Grape Welch’s, current hyper fixation with one a day lol

EggBilly

Isn't Reign owned by Monster Energy?

A.J.

food/drink related mixed bags are so funny cause i get to see what my federal government laws protect me from that americans don't have

Lauren

Had a shot of gorilla mind at work cause we were gonna be slammed, it actually made me dumber. I was making unprecedented mistakes all morning and then crashed hard And next time may I suggest Bucked Up, an energy/protein drink advertised at my gym that I haven’t had the balls to try

Adam Blacharski

As someone who use to drink bucked up I wouldn’t recommend it for doing anything other then working out. It will melt you face

Corvo_CB

Ghost & C4 are both owned and manufactured by the same company, (Keurig-Dr. Pepper).

Ian

You guys really need to do like a review of all the energy drinks “for women” now. Like alani and bloom and flrt. Cause i am one of many women straight up addicted to alanis and they taste INSANE

Zeon Liberation

This has been the greatest marketing for energy drinks. My susceptible ass went and got one this morning.

Zeon Liberation

That tracks. It gave you the mind of a gorilla.

Jimmy Place

This was the best $10 I’ve ever spent

Tuesday Hernandez

I AM SO MAD. you chose the WORST reign flavor!!!! REIGN DESERVES ANOTHER CHANCE

Tuesday Hernandez

bubble gum flavored amoxicillin goes hard. it was the only medicine i wanted more of

Stefan UrKILL (Figgy)

GOD diet culture is so gross (referring to the quick mention of Emily’s childhood “breakfasts,” which definitely also reminds me of my childhood “meals”).

Chef Julie B

Same. My mom thought I was broken lol

Nhat Tuyen Vo Dieu

oof, i recently watched a youtube video what "natural flavours" mean in the US. maybe dont look it up if you already drank it.

Tucker Collins

The Orange Dreamsicle Reign they chose for the very first one of these is amazing

Justin Hobaugh

Same, but they wouldn’t have given it much status because it’s a“subtle “energy drink

Contender in the making

Desperate to know if caldwell listening to the narnia radio theater because he kinda did a reepercheep voice when he was talking about it

Kaidan C

Really? Whenever I listen to these it just reminds me why I stopped drinking these awful things

Kaidan C

Natural juice isn’t clear… unless you’re talking about water I for one would rather drink regular juice with food dye than whatever the fuck they do to make something have net zero calories despite tasting like cotton candy

Bloop bloop

You have ruined this word forever for me, I will never be able to pronounce it correctly again

ryzelle

thanks guys this saved my life

Grass

Make Emily watch shrek for a mixed bag. I like when they watch good stuff

Claudine

Welcome to the dark side XD

Jutty700

C4 would of won the whole thing if they went with skittles or pink starburst flavor. And very surprised Celsius didn't make the tournament. Awesome content as always though👏

Greg Jovi

No way you couldve known but so funny to hear I hope none of these are right wing companies followed immediately by "1st up is Phorm" hahaha. Local here in St. Louis and ran by an insane right wing womanizer. Bonus points, they got sued for having straight up led in their products hahaha

sam s.

“i could mix that with vodka and be a REAL problem at a graduation party” is so fucking funny

sam s.

emily’s love island voice is so good

Connor McBride

As a Canadian it's exciting that c4 and ghost held their own as i can only get those and reign.. disappointing to know I'll never get to taste the gorilla grip tho

soyyyyyysauce

BOOOOSTTTT !!! Do the pink tax!!!

BWubs

I think they tried it the first time

Drew Worth

Pretty sure a "Caldwell Pour" already exists, and it's dumping an entire bottle of beer on your coworker at lunch.

John EldenRing

Damn so it is more than I thought 😭 I was thinking of Echelon

Liches.Be.Cray

I was inspired by the last taste test to branch out and try new energy drink flavours myself, so I'm absolutely thrilled that we get a part 2. The energy throughout this episode is (perhaps unsurprisingly) off the chain. I love it 👏👏👏

Aidan Boyle

I googled Gorilla Mind and the second result was "products restricted in Canada" which is a category in their store

Val

March Radness

Val

very good

Val

Truly if “sometimes Y” was a beverage

Val

Fellow Delsym-heads know the horrors of a medicinal taste

Val

Hell of a merger

KennedyH

Re: the creator of Gorilla Mind - "The reason why Derek stands apart from his contemporaries is that he goes in-depth on many edgy topics and brings together his knowledge and passion for pharmacology and maximizing human performance to produce science-based content about those topics on a regular basis. Derek also owns a hormone replacement therapy clinic that provides concierge-level health care."

KennedyH

Sidenote, this article used the word "level" way too many times.

Taylor Manes

1 minute in and i already love murph forgetting about the gamer edition they did. blocked it out, too much caffeine, became sonic and heart ran FAST.

Taylor Manes

also it’s incredibly validating to me that emily also had a childhood full of bland yucky weight-loss snacks. my personal favorite was the 100 calorie bags of chocolate cookies with the little sprinkled layer of sugar on top. lowkey i bet they’d still go hard.

Renee

Right? The pervasive diet culture of the 90s is so exhausting now in retrospect! (TBH it is still exhausting) Also noting that it was so incredibly gendered as well where the others couldn’t even relate.

Renee

I’ve never had an energy drink but I feel like, based on listening to the mixed bags on them, I’d probably just instantly explode if I did try it 😂

Taylor Manes

true!!! yeah i’m gen-z so it wasn’t even the 90s for me lmao, i was born in ‘98. that shit was soooo pervasive well into the 00s. i think i was in 5th grade when my mom talked me into going on weight watchers with her, so that would’ve been like 2008-2009ish. very weird! i’m glad i no longer am beholden to the lesser versions of delicious snacks.

Tavitafish

Damn can we have anything that doesn't get infested by weirdo right wingers

Tavitafish

Bros hate gender affirming care until it has names like "sigma"

Tim

Hey just in case you guys were wondering, yes, Gorilla Mind does have an app.

Sara

I had an old boss who went through a phase of drinking this energy drink powder called gamer juice, and it was a bright blue powder that he would mix him into water and the flavor was sour patch kids blue raspberry. It had such a potent scent. you could smell his breath from across the office. Once one of the other executives told me that they smelled alcohol on his breath and I had to explain to them that they weren’t smelling alcohol, that was just his gamer juice.

Louis

He's on the forming paperwork in the Idaho secretary of state database as a director/board member

Schmoseph

Alright, who’s explaining this podcast to Lean Beef Patty?

J. Gro

Listening to this almost makes me want to try a few... until I remember that these are energy drinks.

Evan

Grabbed a couple of Ghost energy drinks from the grocery store based on this; I'm currently drinking the orange cream flavor and I can confirm a) this is shockingly palatable by energy drink standards and b) my heart is not a huge fan of the sudden influx of caffeine.

BakaZombie

That's my goat Gorilla Mind! I also don't want to know anything about the creator. But Black Cherry Vanilla gets me through the day.

Cheese of the Lake

When Caldwell said “cherry limeade from sonic” I 100% thought he was referencing Sonic the hedgehog. Like how Sonic loves chili dogs and apparently cherry limeade. It took me a very long time to realize he meant the restaurant

Josh Flowers

Oh my God, that's one of my favorite parts of Voyage of the Dawn Treader! I dream of tasting that water!

Rylander23

This is my absolute favourite mix bag category! Huge fan of all the taste tests. I re-listen to the old ones all the time. So thrilled to unlock my Gorilla Mind.

hobblelobble

#influenced saw a cherry limeade ghost while doing errands and bought one. honestly? pretty damn good

Adam Kepper

As a construction worker, this is the content I long for. I think white monster will always lead though

Jacob

Ghost Grape is my current fav when I have an energy drink

caustic-laz

Caldwell saying "I thought Snapchat came out with an energy drink" was a sleeper hit we didn't acknowledge, I fear? Consistent Duncle bangers.

AmberDextrous!

GHOST supremacy forever. 'Merica Pop is my goat.

Evil Grimace

23:09 Yoda possession caught on tape.

S. Marc

This is literally the best idea I have read in a while. Please Emily, do this, even for a one shot

MUNEDOE

Being a Dr.Pepper employee and hearing that three of our energy products (ghost, c4, accelerator) made it so far in the bracket gives me some sort of undeserved sense of pride.

Summer Tribe

in a big way I hope those cretins get lead in their brains (I am condoning more gun violence in the states)

Summer Tribe

it's just gettin worse in that hellscape innit

Summer Tribe

a gorilla dressed as uncle sam (42:44) is a powerful visual, thanks Caldwell. Might use that for halloween some day

Summer Tribe

"fun" fact, a teenager died earlier this year from drinking Alani. USA just doing great with foods and drinks recently huh