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D&D Court: Forgotten Traps, Sci-Fi Shenanigans & The Dice Christ Data Dilemma (Patreon)

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Dungeon Court is back in session! Join Justices Murphy, Tanner and Axford, along with Lowli, the Bootyshaking Bailiff, as they pass judgement on your trials at the table!

And be sure to click here to see a picture of Slim Jim Guy in all his meaty glory!

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Sound Mixing and Editing by Trevor Lyon

Dungeon Court Theme Song by Sam Weiller

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val

Sorry, snail

clerby

just finished c1 ep 70 i need to laugh 😭

Venus Astria

Heated rivalry in a courtroom is already ace attorney

Maya

I haven’t listened to the episode yet, but judging by the link to the slim Jim man, I know this will be one for the books.

Peregrine

Yay!! In time for my bike ride home! (It’s windy and chilly out there so it might be a rough one) xoxoxo

Parma Jorts

When will the shop get Roll Dolls?

Elana Danielle

omg my dice christ submission! for anyone curious, i do mix up my dice (based on character) and 6s have been the most frequently rolled ever since 2024! but i will start tracking auras and report back in 10 years with more comprehensive data thank you clergy members

Corkboard Podcast Network

I never trust the recaps Caldwell gives of anything after the way he mangled that episode of Futurama where Bender becomes human. 🤣

Evan

I don't think it could've been an issue with the monk's choice coming across too evil, because Khorne is nasty as hell so he would've known what he was signing up for when he proposed the concept. I'm inclined to believe Justice Murphy's initial hypothesis that the monk was a certified Main Character who was looking forward to playing out the scene solely on his terms and couldn't hang when the DM tried to do it collaboratively.

John Brownlee

"Think about Heated Rivalry, but for a courtroom." unfortunately someone already made this, and it's called Ace Attorney.

Witpending

Small heads, huge ass, can’t lose

FusRohNahSon

the shit question and banter was so funny but when they started gaslighting murph on his nerd cred i weirdly got emotional for him 😂

Bomberman64

Semi automatic truck is forever in my dictionary now

Benjamin P Parson Gomberg

I think the biggest crime in the first case is how the DM ignored such a ubiquitous and fun trope: remembering a dangerous thing that you just bypassed, and turning the tables on your attackers. Thats just classic adventurer stuff across pretty much every type storytelling medium. If I was the DM I’d be excited to remind my player about it and see what creative use they could put it to.

Kingkhu Fowl

Emily pours nat 20 glasses of water, but doesn’t like to drink it 😂

coladrimk

who else is dickless for chiklis

Peregrine

Oh Christ, I do not like Slim Jim

Kaidan C

I think the DM trap case up top is valid actually It reminds me of the Castle Ravenloft board game, where a trap left armed can come back to bite you later I just think it’s a fun turn of events and a fun challenge Besides, why exactly does disarming and then rearming a trap make you completely immune to it? Silly But I thank Jake has the right of it Also… I can’t believe this episode ended with them soft-reinventing numerology We’re swiftly approaching official cult status

Sam

Oh a classic too much birthday? Say no more

MagosJoe

I can't even give the monk player leniency on "oh maybe it suddenly felt too evil". It was their idea. They knew who Khorne was.

Parma Jun

enchanted by the idea of there just being miscellaneous witches out there who were once in a coven with emily axford

Benjamin P Parson Gomberg

It’s funny that in a case about a potential worshiper of the Warhammer Chaos God of War Khorne, the crew seems to propose a potential rebrand of Sneezy as an acolyte of Nurgle, Chaos God of Pestilence.

Ollie

So jarring hearing the queer history Boston plug at the end right after going on a queer history Boston walking tour yesterday???? Shoutout queer history Boston!!!!!!

Ollie

Was waiting to see this

Shunn

Hi Emily, if you still want an aura picture taken, visit Magic Jewelry when you're in NYC again!

Bec

Thank you for reminding us of the Crash Bandicoot to The Last of Us game development continuum

Harry Blackstone Copperfield Dresden

I have a confession for dice Christ that's pretty good should I post here or wait for case request? The headline is I've been playing DND for 10 years, started playing a paladin for the current ongoing campaign the last year since it was my favorite world of Warcraft class.... I did not know paladins had a pool of spells and a set amount they can prepare each long rest

Sean Zenitram

I'm really curious about the semi-automatic truck Emily mentioned 😅

Sean Zenitram

It's like a semi-trailer truck but faster.

Parker

Murph so sassy today

Walker Thurman

If you track dice rolls on a spreadsheet there are easy ways to have it automatically track things like most often rolled (mode) or average die result. I know this for normal, non-blasphemous reasons

Jay Taylor

Small head, huge ass, can’t fail

wick

Did not expect a DS reference in 2026 lmao

Alexis

during the Mopey on the Moped segment I had to check and make sure I wasn’t listening to a short rest 😂

Emma Line Tagø

For the dice Christ data dilemma, it's easy to check! Do a t-test, I bet there are online t-test calculators. If the result show your amount of nat ones and nat twenties are statistically insignificant you are all good - as the judges said, you just need to roll more dice! Also numbers and statistics are absolutely magical in their beauty!

Cal

Ask me anytime! I'm a pimp and a cool, upvote me to karma heaven

Garments

For that mushroom submission I was just imagining the lords from re 8 as a dnd party.

Ralphward

oh I have one! it's an automatic car, but on the "Drive" section of the PRNDL, you can move the stick up or down to on "D" shift gears manually, just without a clutch

TiredHoneyBadger

There is no way the player would not know that Khorne is evil by default - he’s literally a chaos god from essentially 40k’s hell dimension and is where we get “blood for the blood god” from

Mr. Dude Sky

Maybe the player should have made not and kept track of something like that if they were a good player. The DM made the right call and the player should have taken some notes and been better about it. What you suggest doesn’t sound very fun and is rewarding people for being sloppy. Thats boring

Ironstein

For the mushroom campaign, paladins have the ability that makes them immune to disease. Not exactly the same as fungal spores, but that's a decent enough basis for why they would not become a spreader.

Mr. Dude Sky

I’m with the DM on the first case. Players should take notes and keep track of stuff like that. Having a gap of time is no excuse at all and just shows how sloppy this player is. It’s the most annoying part of playing DnD with some people. It’s like you people don’t care about what’s happening and what you do. Take some notes people I beg of you. That player deserves more traps thrown at them. I don’t get the “honor the nat 20” thing. Unless it’s an attack it’s not an auto pass. The player shouldn’t get advantage or anything just because of that. I don’t understand these people sometimes, it’s like they want to reward the worst players for being unprepared. It’s so unfun.

BurtMcKraken

The confession is a classic case of “Not fair, you changed the result by measuring it!”

BurtMcKraken

Btw the ending of the Shield series was mega lame btw, no justice for the corrupt af cop

Tori

i was scrambling to comment about the origins of being hoist on your own petard when caldwell looked it up and now i have um actually blueballs

Hugo Wull

Oh we’re talking petards? Where’s my Age of Empires gang at?

Mario Guerra

I actually would like a madoka campaign

Jmp098

Another soul claimed in the name of the Naddpod Nightmareverse

Melissa Shilale

Nintendo games in your stocking, okay rich!!!!!

Ronin 2728

The chance of only rolling 7 Nat 20s or less out of 353 rolls with totally random dice is only 0.93% (I think I did the math correct?). So pretty unlikely if the dice were totally random, though possible I guess

dancelikeaman

Holy shit!! I also graphed dice rolls! 🤣 I’m the DM, though, so I did it for my three players’ skill checks. They roll online, so it was easy for me to get the data along with what skill it was. And then I used it to sermonzie about Dice Christ to them, because they are nonbelievers 😭 something had to be done, though, to convince my Paladin husband to stop using Deception and stick to Persuasion

xatlern

I'd like to humbly request that Caldwell should definitely draw Marlon Brando with a switch or a Gameboy saying "I'm gonna get a Nintenda" during his next drawing stream. It's such peak Just Two Things millennial cringe. It would've been on so much merch circa 2014.

Jordan Bergner

Anyone looking for khorne knows what they're getting

Courtney F.

As a former (microfilm!) archivist, I salute all archivists! 🫡 Truly doing SUCH important work!!

Courtney F.

Do you denote which dice have rolled which numbers? I'd love to see that data!!! Thanks for sharing 😄

tori

i love murph’s ✨ passion ✨

tori

i also thought it was going to be some you did so good you died bullshit lol

Joke Hat

Those Flintstones mugs are likely very high in lead content sad to say. It’s in your best interest to not drink out of them, but there’s no harm in keeping them as a collectible

tori

oh my god mopey -> millennial dopey

Vee

YEESSSS

Vee

TRUE

Vee

naddpod NEEDS to talk about ace attorney truly

Wiley Cyrus

“Every girl from a coven I was in” might be the most Emily Axford sentence I’ve ever heard

ChefMakino

What tier do I need to have to get a couple podcasts of Jake reading- his soothing voice is the perfect ASMR to fall asleep to 😅

elimeno

I think a thing Emily touched on but didn't get the chance to elaborate, is sometimes bad numbers tell a more interesting story. So seeing the 20 as a positive may not be quite right? Dice Christ is about the thrill of the game after all, I believe.

polyglottal cracker

That they did an entire bit about a mascot named "loli" with no alarm bells going off shows how pure and untainted the boobs are and I hope they never change

Miranda G

i wonder if the monk got the two gods mixed up (either in the discussion ahead of time or during the session)?

Cited

Thanks for including my case, Magnificent Crit Justices and Cuck Juck! For a little more information for everyone commenting, this campaign was the first D&D for two of the players, the Monk being one of them. The Monk’s only experience with TTRPGs was, in fact, Warhammer 40K and was an avid player and loved the lore. So yes, the Monk did know that Khorne was a chaotic evil God and voiced to me that he knew of the ramifications for siding with them and was all in up until it was time to side with Khorne. I spent years overthinking on that interaction and that being the last session for that campaign which bummed me out because it was set in the same world as my first major campaign and I was attached to it. But now I’m running games for other groups where there is respect at the table and better communication from not just my players, but myself as well. Thank you for reviewing my case, may all your important rolls be 20s. 🙏🏻

P Newcomer

Little bombs are called pétards, because they are being compared to farts in French. To fart is péter, pronounced pay-tay. Fun fact: when you say ChatGPT in French, it sounds like you’re announcing to your cat that you farted.

Alexander Mullarkey

You could not, even in like a hotel or dystopian space ship, insist your room is someone else’s. Also, you as a player do not have to believe a fellow player’s deception.

Doctor Ransom

How come there hasn’t been an officially sanctioned Dice Christmas? I feel this has been a faltering on behalf of our Divine Justices.

Brian Thompson

Okay, I scanned but didn't see anyone mention that the phrase is "foisted by my own pitard" not "hoisted."

Darkrisky

Caldwell it was Sister Bear but you were super close!

Bryce Peterson

This was a great episode, I laughed a lot. Thanks!

K3ttlechips

Fellow numbers person here, while youre collecting your data you could run statistical tests! Something to check how likely your observations are to occur given the size of your samples

Jelly

Exactly my thought

Nick Lerche

Don't be the 8th dwarf mopey

Smiththebat

As far as I’ve always remembered, Sneezy was always allergy coded! Maybe it’s a Mandela Effect but I could swear Snow White gives him flowers and he sneezes the petals off or something? …or maybe it was just Tuberculosis…

Smiththebat

Also to the person who had the Confessional: Try rolling a few sets of dice every time you play! Declare to your DM and table ahead of time, so they know what you’re doing isn’t some crazy shenanigans and it’s all in the name of science, and then roll all the sets and record their results. (Obviously you would need to declare a “prime or gamer” set that actually counts towards your session.) This would be an interesting comparison to see other dice compared to your original set! …this is all assuming you regularly use the same dice at least most of the time…

The Fun Yaunt

“Something’s rotten in the state of Murphmark” deserved more love, Caldwell 😂

Nick J (Stacy the Hapry's vocal coach) (edited)

Comment edits

2026-09-05 07:00 Murph confidently listing the Seven Dwarves and Caldwell quietly impressed muttering "...of the top of his head" fucking killed me 🤣😭🤣
2026-06-13 00:42 Murph confidently listing the Seven Dwarves and Caldwell quietly impressed muttering "...off the top of his head" fucking killed me 🤣😭🤣

Murph confidently listing the Seven Dwarves and Caldwell quietly impressed muttering "...off the top of his head" fucking killed me 🤣😭🤣

Hannah

If i had two nickels for every time the two crew made a Snow White and the seven dwarves OC, I would have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice.

Michael

Was anyone else introduced to Slim Jim Guy because you could play as him in Dave Mirra Freestyle BMX 2? Or is that just me?

Benjamin P Parson Gomberg

The player isn’t the character. I don’t ask the wizard to do a differential equation in their head to cast a spell, I don’t make the rogue crack a safe to use their Thieve’s Tools, I don’t demand 100 pushups from the fighter to make an athletics check, and I don’t demand the player remember something in the heat of the moment from over a week prior that the character just experienced and would be quite aware of as a seasoned adventurer. Yes, the players should take notes, but they are people with lives, families, and jobs taking most of their time and attention. Not someone who is living and breathing the fantasy world and whose attention is fully devoted to the current life-or-death situation.

S Bekkum

For the 17 year old fungal paladin I feel like the super shroom can be upset he’s not spreading spores so he attacks his dad. Then the paladin has to leave the lab to protect his dad despite what that might do for the contagion. Just another idea the pod didn’t come up with.

Ally

do you denote when you’ve rolled with disadvantage/advantage? because if you’re including both numbers when rolling with advantage/disadvantage that will tell you the statistical spread of your dice rolls but it’s not giving you a true picture of dice christ’s intentions — so if you’re getting a 7 and 17 when rolling with disadvantage dice christ intended you to get a 7 and the 17 is artificially inflating the total number of 17s, which would make the % of nat 20s you rolled seem smaller by comparison. it might be interesting to track this & start doing an analysis removing the non-result roll from dis/adv rolls.

Fxd Gear Queer

I have a 2005 Corsa with a standard clutch gearbox, but electronically activated. I.e. I can drive in full automatic mode, but also shift gears "manually" at will, albeit w/o a clutch pedal

Patty Crimmins

"Petard" was also slang for "huge fart"! So the phrase also means "sickened by your own rotten ass".

Dave M

It’s so funny that they independently stumbled upon resident evil as precedent for the lab/mushroom case given that the submitter’s campaign is almost exactly the plot of resident evil 8

Ben Helford

Brian is actually correct that the data set isn't big enough. When dealing with binomial distribution with an odd of success of 5% (so getting a nat 20 in a 20 sided dice roll), the expected number of crits is 12, but the standard deviation is approximately 5.33. which means there's about a 70% chance that if you roll 600 times, you'll get between 6 and 18 nat 20's. So you've been unlucky, but not absurdly so.

JackJack

Yeah I shouldn’t be surprised that she was in a coven, but damn was I delighted to hear that she was

Makayla Greene

I have a big collection of the other fast food chain glass cups they used to do, they do spark a lot of joy to drink out of lol

polyglottal cracker

Point of order: Conjure Woodland Beings 5.5e doesn't actually summon anything. It creates a damaging shield, not unlike Spirit Guardians.. So technically it doesn't actually break the rules of single combat

Samuel Gray

It’s true your honour. The DM has no dick for Michael chick

Marc Bollinger

Obviously she was talking about a truck with a tiptronic transmission.

Akenaz

as a canadian i will say that poutine needs to have cheese curds. you can change the type of gravy, but if it doesn't have squeaky cheese curds and you tell me its poutine i will be dissapointed. that being said as long as it has fries, gravy, and cheese curds you can add whatever else you want (taco meat for example) to it and its still poutine

Akenaz

if you change the cheese, thats a different dish

Mo, loving Skaldova and running Strahd in the 90s?

I don't know of anyone got the answer before me, but a Petard was an exploding device and foisted is similar to hoisted-its something like lifted up. So foisted by your own petard is like your own bullshit blew up in your face

Lindsay Blake

I absolutely ADORE the PO Box shout outs. You gift giving fans are the best.

Canadian Schubert the Mushroom 🍄

re: Forgotten Trap When the DM says "the exact square", that makes it sound like they're using a map. If they're using a map, I'm on the DM's side actually. A player is responsible for remembering where they placed their trap on a map.

Rachel K.

If you love the Flintstone's movie glass set (which I also have!) you should pick up the corresponding Batman Forever Mcdonald's glasses too!

Joan and Sarah are Welly Hammfans

Oh we have those, my wife says it’s her ‘finest china’, and it’s part of why she was so excited about sending the Flintstones ones

Rachel K.

Yesssss! My favorite is the Flintstones one in the shape of a horn.

Star_Drek

I think in the Khorne Conundrum: the player reacted the way they did because the DM brought it up in front of the other players, and the player wanted it to be a secret betrayal angle

Tim

Small head, huge ass, can’t lose

Doug C.

It’s “hoisted by my own petard.”

Rob T

Did anyone check if those Flinestone cups have lead paint?

death by monkey!

strange murph vibes on this one not a bad thing tho

Emma Beer

I wondered when they’d finally mention heated rivalry

Rin Carranza

Are you telling me my numbers and maths arent magical?

Nicole Jordan

Omg I had the same thought! I was worried haha

Big Dolphin Naturals

Another case where a player thinks they deserve more from a nat 20. A nat 20 doesn't mean auto success on checks. Sure the DM could have done a little more to remind the player of a trap that was there, but the nat 20 shouldn't give me a free pass on consequences

Summer Tribe

baffling that two people liked this since uh that's not what foist means

Gary Marsden

Love me some spicy Murph 😂

LS

The amount of times 7 dwarves is stated is insane