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Mixed Bag of Holding: Erotic Book Report (Patreon)

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2021-10-01 01:05:58
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2026-06
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Join us as Emily Axford delivers a homework assignment your teachers would NEVER want you to read AKA "The Book of Erotic Fantasy: A guide to sexual role play by Gwendolyn F. M. Kestrel and Duncan Scott.

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David Silva

Listened to this and immediately went to buy this on Amazon and it turns out it costs well over $200. Aged well I guess.

Andrew Moran

Jake’s voice for the wizard voyeur… l died lmfaooo

Austin Wiggin

The Condom Cobbler!!! Can we revist this book? So good

The Plug

WAIT I’m listening to this DEC 2024 and thinking about just how much Emily pulled from this crazy ass book for twilight sanctorum 💀💀💀💀

Ken

It's 2025 and Emily has finally been able to play the divine celibate as Welly.

ThacoIsWacko

I had an old roommate that had this book. It's no surprise that he had it.

Spades Pendragon

It is 2:45 AM, 3 years and 9 months since this comment was posted, and I am laughing so hard I might cough up the cherries I just ate

HP the Rat

in my experience, sex with all genders can last much longer (with breaks ofc). I once was in an 8 hour sesh

Joe S

This is the most extremely Emily content I've ever seen. It's like she got a fastball right in her wheelhouse. Can't wait to hear it.

Caitrin

emily why (emily thank you)

Kai

This is what I'm here for

Noah Solomon

Oh God I am so ready for this

Liz

im catching up on eldermourne and i literally paused mid ep when i saw this notification oh my god

Dave 3D Art

Groovy. It's an interesting read to say the least.

rebecca oliver

This is absolutely the thing I didn’t know I needed 🤣

Valentina O.

FINALLY :) im binging on 8 Bit Book Club and just vibing off the freaky vibes.

DowdMusic

My son is in 3rd grade and he is learning cursive. Should I be worried?

Tyler Anna

The dragon info would explain shrek😂

Declan Konesky

My only complaint (not really) is that I see this now at night but will listen tmrw at work. Im a commercial painter and it gives a whole different meaning to painting units...

PupKailash

I 👏 AM 👏 HERE 👏 FOR 👏 THIS 👏

Dave 3D Art

Not to my knowledge. Used copies pop up online every now, and then as well as at game stores. The price varies wildly however.

Tavitafish

My hs English teacher almost let me do a book report on fifty shades

Jade Payne

Jake has insane energy for this mixed bag and it's giving me life.

Anonymous Owlbear

This puts the mummy rot scene from Fantasy High Sophomore Year into a whole new perspective...

Lauren Listing

Jake's new character's staff will be the true jizz-arm

Madeleine D

The intro and outdo music for this are possibly Emily’s most powerful compositions. Brava.

Madeleine D

Also I am 10,000% here for a campaign of sexy diplomats, including having a quickie in the corner of a Love Shack so the rest of the party can be protected from scrying while they plot

Dallon Taylor

2022 merch idea: sexy dnd party calendar

Catie ☆彡

the lemon rind thing might be leftover from when some AFAB people would stick a cut lemon up there prior to sex bc the acid kills bacteria? lmfao

Sarah

What is Rian Nurphy's bonus to sex?

ylz

“Perhaps you’ve met my son, Hungry Dave” took me OUT

David Goertsen

Perv seer wizard and god of anal Jake Hurwitz is my new favorite character 😂

Ro

Spell Meld slaps?? So??? Hard???!?

Luke Eichas

I have totally came hard enough to regain a spell slot on a short fuck

Gettier

I was cracking up my whole walk like a crazy person. Thank you.

Armadon the only

The dragon horde sex really makes me rethink the Hobbit

Saru

I've never been more glad that I didn't listen to that episode in public, qjdjdjw. God of Anal killed me sjfbfbdnsksks. Jake's voice... 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼

Armadon the only

And now divine Celibate, unicorn mount *cue unicorn from robot chicken*

1man2hands

Technically Hardwon would've lost that bonus for the Thiala fight lmao

1man2hands

Ohhhh not the kind of knots I was worried about lol

Alex B.

Literally crying on my way to work. It’s too much hahahahaha

Andrew Schiessl

Next month they should go look at fatale, it’s fucked up but it feels in line with this insanity

Death Shot

Listen, imma need some of that music

Evan Cordero

Lol. I was just thinking how I am very happy to be working from home today

Jess Wagoner

Someone fucked up by not naming "wet dream" "power word cum." Or at least making it a more powerful version of that spell. Also this episode was amazing and what I needed to get me through a rough start at work.

Jess Wagoner

Or as another name for cursed orgasm

Jack

Didn't the first season of dimension20 revolve around 7 missing virigins

Andy Branton

I would loveeee to have a character who’s like a tarot card reader w the find true love spell. They’re lonely and single and bitter because they used the find true love spell on themselves when they were young and it turns out their true love is trapped on a different plane. They do tarot readings and tell people about their true loves and sometimes do it just to stir shit. The beginning of the campaign is someone offering a way for them to go to the plane and finally find their soulmate!

Austin Soren

I miss 8bb! Wish we could get it back in some form... even with an irregular schedule.

Josiah Muskrat

This is quite possibly the most on fire you all have been together….ever? 10/10 quality content, this is why I pay for the Patreon.

Jillian of Vanaheim

Book is sold out everywhere. Where can I find this PDF!? 😍

Campbell

Just incredible

Rachel Schapiro

I just spent way too much money on this book for a Christmas present

Michael Singer

y’all heard it here first folks, murph thinks goin at it for 20 mins is “a while”

Katelyn Smith

Alternate name for pillowtalk spell: bone of truth 😂😂😂

Heckin Good

Ugh... have tried to listen to this three times now, but every time we start it up, the music gets me and my wife all worked up and we have to do tender sexing on each other. This is the worst.

Jorde

I just listened to the episode of mixed bag where tucker was revealed to be a joke, I almost stopped listening bc I thought everyone was being so mean to Jake about his horribly failed marriage. Every single day I thought about Jake making dinner for his wife’s boyfriend

Ian Dack

1000% need a horny one shot lol!

Tara Capel

You can find a PDF online!

Christine Eyler

The fact that donkey and the dragon from shrek wasn’t brought up at all I’d unbelievable 😂

Alexander Fisher

Its pretty cool that a Knotbinder could see Hanks broken fairy promise; what an amazing mixed bag tie in that would be

Those who love and give where they can

Murph please have a Knotbinder in the capitol of Eldermourne, that’s some great fodder for the flaming skeleton (Carlisle Lochnamoor?) to get exposed to.

Adam Gomez

Move aside hot tub brisket mixed bag I found my new favorite episode

scarlet

"I guess humans don't usually have sex for a whole hour" all the wlw listening 👀

Jor Elare

Guess I'm late to this party but fun fact: condom use is 99% effective IF used according to manufacturer's instruction. The average condom effectiveness is estimated to be around 80% because listed on every "do not" is "fast repetitive motion" and. "Friction"

Adam Haikal

Super late to this but I'm playing catch up after a couple of hectic months. Regarding the Unicorn and celibacy, unicorns could only be tamed by "pure" beings and were, more importantly, protectors of pure things. If you've seen the old animated movie the Last Unicorn, there is a scene where one of the side characters, Molly, a middle-aged maid, meets the Unicorn and gets angry because when she needed unicorns most, they weren't there. When I watched it as a kid, that totally went over my head, but that bit of folklore makes the scene incredibly tragic.

Jojo

I need a one-shot using this material as a future Mixed bag.

Audrey

😂 this is exactly what my wife and I were saying! I think we just get advantage?

Janaga

Caldwell's Condom Cobbler voice sounds suspiciously like his Eggman voice