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Eldermourne - Ep. 39: Cain vs. Callista (Patreon)

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2021-11-04 23:59:36
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The Third Mates crash a duel! Zirk gets sunburned, Fia does a Fortnite dirge, and Hank embraces an old enemy.

Music / Sound Effects Include:

"A Wizard's Tournament" by Emily Axford.

"Unknown Tome" by Emily Axford.

"The Purge" by Emily Axford.

"Haunting Visages" by Emily Axford.

"The Witch's Hut" by Emily Axford.

"All I Need is One Thread to Spin a Web" by Emily Axford.

"A Fate Refused" by Emily Axford.

"A Friend for Life" by Emily Axford.

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dominic sweatt

by far one of the funniest episodes ily all

CommodoreBlue

At the beginning, every time someone said “sunrise, sunset..” I sang out loud “is this the little girl I carried…”

Adam Kepper

She definitely said breeding nook.

diintz

UGHHH sobbing at zirk highlighting the theme of this campaign which is cycled of misfortune and mistreatment can be broken with a proper support system ;; AAA ;;💖💖💖

Sami Kerwin

zirk telling cain he’d make out with him made me laugh so hard

vince

"bookmarks as fashion in book culture" is such a charming bit of off-the-cuff world building

Stanarchy

It's gonna be a good day at work tomorrow 😌

Darcy Cowan

CAIN vs CALLISTA?? Sounds hype

Nia R

Holy shit only 3 episodes left?? 🥺 I’m loving the story so much!!

Jacob Kerpan

Just got to work, perfect timing.

Max Telmer

OMG so excited for what happens in the last 3 eps

Mason Shucart

Whoa this episode size is the exact same length as Ill Luck Henry.

Courtney F.

Drunk on a thirsty Thursday, bout to dig into some dishes, gonna listen to these cunts while I do so. Love you guys. I'm feelin Aussie rn, cunts is nice or whatever

Courtney F.

What the??? Finishing in 2 weeks! Love this! Good for Murph getting some band of boobs live show planning and prep time in 😄👍🏻

Isadora Fonseca

kinda sad eldermourne is ending so soon, i've enjoyed it so much!

Nick Lerche

Why not call the Guisarme a Billhook

Axel Ottel

Only three episodes left?? Boo I say, boo and hiss! How dare you take this wonderful gang and this fantastic world from me ;~; Jokes aside I'm excited and hope you'll revisit Eldermourne more!

Danny Hocutt

I love this podcast soooo much

Michael K Merkle

I'm sad for the end of eldermore but I'm also happy to see what else you've got coming

Houston Compton

Can't unsee fia somberly flossing as if it were a sacred funeral dirge

H-Train

wait a minute how did kenley know about the reaper and trickster being dead? i thought that was the final secret nobody knew about outside of zelbuldar

Malt!

Can anyone tell me where Meat Hook is from? Gonna be a signature spell of one of my Cultist factions.

Bodhi Milledge

You can actually hear Murphs shenanigans gauge topping out as he allows the entire party to control the sentient healing spoon.

H-Train

oh how poorly this aged

Nesve Fowl

Good Grief those rolls were not good. I nearly thought the entire party was gonna be knocked out.

dubuthecat

when did zirk pick up sorcery ? was it just this episode ?

DnDiplomacy

I cannot wait for the short rest... Those roles eep!

SaltyBurrito

It's a new tashas feat two metamagic options and two sorcery points which is just enough for a quicken spell

Elliot

"What did Cain ever do to me??" - Henry, the man who's entire journey started with Cain attempting to cut away his shadow

BuffVenom

OmiGOSH what an ep I really was on the edge of my seat, laughing the whole way through - but so recc Outlaws & Obelisks on Three Black Halflings, such an amazing story worth sticking around till Emily's appearance in ep5 cuzza the incredible playing n storytelling 👍🏻

farmerjoe_y

👏 MAKE 👏 THE 👏 TRUCK 👏 NUT 👏 EARRINGS 👏

McKenna Stout

Why is this campaign so short???? 🥲🥺😞 I totally thought this would be another 100ep campaign, hopefully this means C3 will be longer?

dubuthecat

oooo ok thanks !! wasnt aware of the additions

Akshata

gonna miss eldermorne after it's over 🥺🥺🥺 excited to see what comes next tho

Jen Guidice

dang, want ready for this to end!

Evan Cordero

Don't forget that we'll most likely be getting one shots and also the Hexbuds. There is still more Eldermourne to be had

Luke M. Thomas

I'd love a livestream on a Saturday for the last ep! It would be great to get to experience it live with others and I wouldn't have to miss anything because of work. Thanks for the amazing story, you guys!

evans-endeavors

Would LOVE a Saturday live stream for the last episode! Sad to see the end, but hopefully that just means more content in the future! (Slight spoilers if you haven’t listened yet) What a fun episode. Really enjoy this tentative alliance between the 3rd Mates and Cain? I wanted to almost yell about all the nat 1s so I can’t imagine how you all felt lmao. Good shit. Can’t wait for the short rest 😂

Calum

I'd buy

Sand Panda

When the dice want a TPK near the end of the session 😄

evanescent

I would love a Saturday listen-along for the finale! Sad to hear the main arc of this campaign coming to an end already, but I hope we will get the closure for the Hexbloods and possibly some comebacks to this world in the future because I enjoyed the vibe and the lore of Eldermourne a great deal <3

James

I’m gonna be sad to see eldermourne end, but will be looking forward to what comes next as well

Dana A

- "what did liquids do to you?" - "they make me steamy" - "you seem like you'd be a hit at a potluck" - "YOU would be a hit at a potluck" murph in fine form this ep 😂😂😂

Ro

GAY 👏🏻 SKELETON 👏🏻 RETURNS 👏🏻

CF_32

Today, the dice choose violence.

auds

this fight is so miserable, murph’s BBEG (and murph himself) took pity on them... that’s so upsetting.

Luke Graham

Anybody else find this episode title hilarious after listening? The party rolled so poorly they might as well have not been there, so it was a true 1v1

Erin Paxson

I would love a listening party for the last ep!! I love this pod 💜💜💜 also I want to hear a full sea shanty for ill luck henry - jake sang for like 5 seconds many episodes ago and I still think about it. Going to miss our 3rd mates and all the eldermourne vibes, yall are gorgeous

Nova

I JUST finished a relisten of all of Eldermourne and caught back up! Really glad I did with the end now in sight.

Declane Gilhooley

That was way too funny!! It is sad it is coming too annend but that means newer things are too come.

Jen M

Campaign3??????? I can’t last long without my naddpod 😭

Melissa 'Mj' Fordos

I'm not ready for Eldermourne to end- i love it so much!

Steven Collins

Can we get some hints and confirmation for campaign 3?? Can’t wait for the campaign after the campaign after the campaign after the campaign!

Aldo Cruz

The first thirty seconds of the ep are WILD

Tony P

So does 3 more episodes mean the last ep drops the weekend of the 20th? Or the weekend of the 27th

Mae B

I can't wait for the world of Eldermourne to be saved by a kiss between Fia and Irena

Debra Wasson

😵‍💫the rolls this episode

St Avrel

I actually started choking on water when Cain told Zirk “say that it was cool” when he killed his mentor 😂😂

Nick Lerche

Grant is on the 50. There's a 500 dollar bill?!

Charles Harman

(Slight spoilers if you haven't listened to this episode yet) Has anyone ever counted how many nat 1s were were rolled in this fight? For that matter, how many times Zirk was downed in the whole campaign?

Joelle H

It hurts me listening to this...

Tom doleman

Is Thea's nickname, little fang, derived from the Avey Tare song by the same name?

nonya bizness

Man I don't normally come look at the episodes on Patreon itself but this battle was INSANE and I had to see comments from other listeners. Seriously, someone cursed their dice this episode, I kept wanting them to take a break and get different dice, anything 😂Dice Christ was displeased.