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Hello lovely Naddpoles! Our Plush Bukvar campaign ends tomorrow, and before the campaign closes we wanted to give away two of Eldermourne's favorite familiar to you all!

If you want to enter to win one of these two extra-soft sentient spellbooks, all you have to do is comment below with your favorite Bukvar moment or quote! We will pull two winners from the comments section below at the end of the day tomorrow, February 16th. 

Please note, you also don't have to be a paying Patron to enter the giveaway - just leave a comment below to enter!

(Worth noting, only one entry per person will be counted. So commenting multiple times won't improve your chances 😉)

EDIT: Congrats to Gillian Chu and WascalBoy on winning the raffle!!!!

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Trevor

I am a smaphire!

Connor Raftery

Loved it when Bukvar attempted to run away from Cass Calloway and was immediately shot

Rachel

Smaphire nat20!!

Dmkampz

Book cheese!

MegAnn Haubold

Gotta be book cheese or I am a smaphire!

Ralph Gonzales

“it’s Book Cheese” killed me 😂

Chandler Burns

When Bukvar cooked the pizza 🍕🥺

Kat Gedman

I still adore when we first met him and was yelling at Fia about being careful with her cigar

Darya Pavlenko

Definitely when he has to act like a sapphire!!

Grace Franklyn

When my little boy became the librarian of heaven 🥰🥰🥰

Nick Hamlyn

I like the reading part.

Heather Fleming

The paper pop up dragon wins for me hands down 🔥🔥🔥

Katy C.

It’s gotta be book cheese!

Nia R

I am a smapphire!!

Neil Runge

The moment at the very beginning of the campaign with Fia in the woods, I immediately loved him

The Ghostlight Rook

Gotta go with the classic pizza oven using book cheese. So out of left field, so funny. You can’t go wrong with that flapping little pizza chef

David Pugh

I love bukvars's unwavering pride in his pizza cheffery.

Riley Satterwhite

The first time he did dragon’s breath while he was talking and his voice got metal as hell!

Mike Cathcart

Gotta be the book cheese! It’ll go great with my bukvar pizza shirt!

Kate Oldham

Literally any time he hulked out was so fucking funny 😭

Shadow

Bukvar delivering a werewolf baby

Gregg Hanano

I just love the way Murph says "uhh miss? Miss!"

Tenaya F

Listening to Bukvar make pizza and almost set the train on fire was a CLASSIC

Markie Chapman

The first time we were introduced to book pizza. I was crying with laughter

dianadeloslopez

Sweet Bukvar making pizza for the crew for the first time

Paul Laverty

Has to be the I’m a smaphire nat 20.

Jamie Smith

Smaphire is just too good to not be my favourite

Zev Bliss

The dispel ☺️

Matt Zierden

Gotta be book cheese, plus Jake's reaction

Charles Q Lowe

The very first time Bukvar used Dragonsbreath and went pro wrestler!

Alex Ferri

It’s the book cheese for me!

Zachary Redlin

First time Dragons Breath was cast on Bukvar for sure!

Jayson J

Making pizza lol

Sinister Donut

Bukvar’s voice change when using Dragon’s Breath gets me every time hahaha

Dylan

Pizza Bukvar!

Billy M.

Absolutely the creepily cute “dig a trench” song.

emmett dupree

i loved in the finale when he took hank's boots and wouldn't give them back lmaoooo 🥰

Patrick Schiller

Singing those creepy songs and playing those creepy games with Fia 👌🏻

Omar

WWE Bukvar Dragon breath edition!

JustMithais

Bukvar stealth mission in the manor has got to be one of the best scenes!

sanna

"Miss!! Miss!!!” Always put a smile on my face!

Faisa Awow

I absolutely love how deep bukvars voice gets when he breaths fire, it’s hilarious. Pro wrestler voice bukvar for the win

Dr. B

Bukvar, more like cookvar

Moon Eyes

I loved when bukvar cast the healing word on Siri when Moxora had him making death saves!

Flurry

"Miss! Miss!" Is so iconic.

Kevin Ramberran

The first moment when Bukvar goes into wrestler/dragon-pop-up-buk mode and just goes ham had me in stitches.

Joshua Daley

All of Bukvar’s pop up moments (feels like cheating) so when Murph does the voice change when he breathes fire 🔥

Abbie Howell

I would LOVE a cute little bukvar 😍 my favourite bukvar moment is him acting as a sapphire with his little pop-up, and Zerk and Fia being theatre parents and arguing 😂

auds

bukvar being jealous of spritle and actively trying to be the cooler familiar 😂😂😂

William Hampton

The best moment for me was: I’m a smaphire miss!

James Fite

When Bukvar used Dragons Breath for the first time!

Allison Holloway

Book cheese is a classic, but the reunion was just so sweet. 🥰

Rob T

I AM A SAMAPHIRE! *Nat 20 performance*

Nora nora

The entire smaffire performance !

Brad Hild

Gimme that sweet sweet book cheese!

John Wiest

“Breath Attack” Bukvar!!

Mikey Ambrowiak

Book pizza in the train car! I laughed so hard I snorted! 🤣

Wren

I like how Bookvar gave as a whole campaign worth of Cordone.

Fulltime Cleric

The first time Bukvar became a pop-up fire-breathing dragon was just so perfect!

Steve Mahone

When he goes all pro wrestler on the enemies

Kevin

Smaphire

Ravioko

Absolutely 100% anything involving book cheese.

Jake Dwyer

Gotta be book pizza for me!

MK

I mean, can’t top that community theater moment - I’m a smaphire!!!

Mikii M

I am a smaphire

Olive-eodwulf

Bukvar actively agreeing that he’s a coward is absolutely the best

Andrew Matus

The first time Bukvar went Dragon-var i jumped 20 feet in the air

Ryan Bevis

I’m only on episode 45 but I’ll love y’all!

Caitlin Land

book cheese might as well be my nickname so I gotta go with that as well 🤣

Pnut557

I am a Smapphire!

Courtney

Smapphire! Also dragon breath voice!

Tunic

My favorite moment is when he is reunited with fia at the end

Lauren Hill

Avoiding spoilers but as a taxonomist, his final situation was a beautiful dream

Charloot

singing a little haunted song while digging a trench with Fia, chillingly adorable

Trevor Thistle

The Bukvar and spritle play to try and open the winter fairy door was excellent

owen

Smaphire or book cheese

Owen Rath

The very first time the pop-up book dragon fire breath reared it’s beautiful head

James DeGree

It's gotta be him making pizza for the Third Mates-to-be that first night in the train car

Amanda Brown

The first time get did the dragons breath and his voice got all growly and badass!

Justin Law

Dragon breath time for sure, with the deep voice! 😂📖🔥

Cncrave

Who doesn't love book cheese?

CommodoreGalaxy

The mental image of The Great Librarian pacing the stacks and shelves has gotta be one of my favorite things. Such a wholesome situation

Keirsty Holland

Book cheese and him making pizza! An early moment, but one of my favs!

will atkins

Honestly nothing beats I am a smaphire o love if

Daniel Anderson

The entire Bukvar pizza saga made me laugh harder than it had any right to

Thomas Sullivan

The amount of times I think about how a book would cook a pizza is not a small number!

Kyle J

The smaphire scene had me in tears

Bailey Tregembo

The entirety of the finale and him hiding is the cutest, but we can never forget the boom cheese.

Taylor

“Miss, miss!” I loved how he loves Fia

Brian Yee

Bukvar book cheese

Bilal Mirza

Gotta be the dragon breath voice! Or the book cheese lmao I was dying

Renevar

He had a bunch of great moments, but him making pizza still is stuck in my head and I love it!

Stephanie Neher

Everything but the "I am a smaphire" was top tier

Herr Fryer

Definitely his pizza making skills

Hannah Costa

Just the pure innocence of his soul

John Nguyen

Any book cheese moment for sure!

Travis Anderson

Easily one of the best Bukvar moments for me was when he was jealous of Spoony. Also, the realization that Spoony had better stats, just too good.

Paul Smith

Honestly the first time Bukvar died (like 10 minutes into episode 1?) and was immediately revived by Fia's Find Familiar, he captured my heart

Mountain_Dad

Real boy Bukvar! Such a sweet soul

Phong Luu

Fire breathing bukvar!

Ben Chase

(spoilers) Loved the end when Bukvar basically became a god!

Aaron North

His deep voice when he breaths fire, absolutely fantastic

Gudni Lindal

The very first time book cheese entered the podcast, the world became a better place.

danny lopez

Bookvar going into WWE mode and breathing fire on his foes! Also smafire.

Zach Stenzel

I love every time he just says “miss” in the concerned tone. So cute!!

Mathieu Grangé

Bookvar being stealthy in the castle. I imagined him flapping from bookshelf to bookshelf between each passing guard.

Wayne Scheck

I've never been more enticed to eat pizza than by this book

Sophie

BOOK CHEESE!

Kormaq Saltspray

Definitely octopus Bukvar. Loved that he got so excited about the ink.

Mason Joel

Oh it’s gotta be pro wrestler dragon’s breath bukvar

Morgan Blake

All of his creepy songs with Fia!

auds

bonus: phillip missing his little brother and getting worse n worse at hiding it 😩

Zasen

Everytime Fia and Bukvar had a haunted girl moment 😂

Parker Reincke

The whole Smapphire episode, or perhaps any time Phillip would pick on Bukvar in an older-sibling kind of way.

Will of the hunt

The voice of Bukvar, how he sounds so frantic and worried about the whole crew.

Campbell

Definitely digging trenches with Fia

Julia

Bukvar making pizza with book cheese has to be my number one favorite

Elliott Solomon

Bukvar using Dragon's Breath for the first time 📖🐉

Jacob Moore

Any time Bukvar fully and shamelessly embraces his cowardly nature 😂

bella !

I loved his performance in "smapphire"!

SnuggieWielder

Still making my way through the Eldermourne campaign, but just listened to the Tomevar counter-spell this morning, can’t wait to get Bukvar back!

Rainbau

Bukvar showing his prowess as a gourmet pizza chef the first time was great

Edgy Aster

I love when Bukvar became a children’s picture book and spat dragon fire! I’m not sure if I remember correctly but that’s was a really cool idea for him!

Cuddle-less fish

"Burying your friends" killed me I loved the haunted children bits

ronald.

Bukvar returning and mentioning how excited he was to be their pizza chef again to everyone's repulsion was wonderful

Steven Collins

Bukvar’s ending, it was a perfect solution to the end story dilemma and very fitting.

Richelle Fast

When he is sneaking through the manor, singing to himself and hiding in the bookshelves.

Andy Slager

When bukvar went into pro wrestler voice for the first time and did flame breath

Chad B

Book cheese made my laugh so hard that my fiancée thought I was insane! So definitely that’s gotta be my favorite.

FlyingKnee

Smapphire made me laugh so hard I think I slipped a disc in my spine

Pearl of a Girl Nursery

Favorite Bukvar moment had to be the transformation into a boy, and the reveal of just how strong Irina’s magic was. Suddenly seeing him as Fia’s little brother only to have him dragged away was devastating but such a good moment. I remember my jaw just staying dropped for a solid minute when that happened.

Caitlin Hunter

All the ways Bukvar communicates different emotions by just saying “Miss!”

WamBamJam

His absolute mastery of train car pizza making was a highlight for me

Jor Elare

The smaphire bit had me dying

NW

Literally any “yes, miss”

ryzelle

definitely making pizza in the train car!

Kris Warrington

The first time Bukvar used Dragon's Breath was one of the coolest moments in the entire shows run and it still gives me goosebumps

Jack

Bukvar making pizza! 🍕

Matty Clark

I love smapphire so much but my favorite is when he reunited with Fia. I cried.

Krysha Syrin

Book cheese! Also Bukvar being little brother 🥰

Elisia Harder

Anytime the voice changes for a breath attack

Declan Konesky

Everytime Bukvar went from sweet boy to dragon's breath monster. Especially the first time I heard it 10/10

Ben Delahay

“She’s a strong independent woman. Yas Queen!”

Levi Bradford

When Bookvar achieved enlightenment as a Smaphire has got to be at the top of my list!

Dragothor

I hope this thing is hydrophobic with all the pizza sauce. This does make pizza right?

Mason Shucart

Bukvar in the library and Hank talking about how sometimes books don't need to be kept away from fire. Followed by Fia smacking Bukvar on the back and smoke coming out.

Taylor Hoover

Bukvar hiding in a bookcase while they were sneaking around was hilarious

Corgionne

It’s hard to beat the book pizza for me

Kit

The first moment he got dragon breath. Combat king.

Jaz

How excited he was to have guests for the first time! It was very much the nerdy kid realising these people may stick around and could even be friends- hit me in the feels.

Victor

Smapphire!

Reed Kierce

When Fia and Zirk are locked in the freezer in the Rook bar, and Bukvar can’t open the door because he doesn’t have hands

Ross Whitten

I’m a fan of the personal pan pizza bits

Rednope

the moment I realised that the new god that is in charge of how souls will pass onto the afterlife started out as a cowardly book that made burnt pizza with his own cheese

Rebecca Novark

Bukvar doing his dragon breath is priceless and timeless. 10 out of 10.

Malice

Book cheese!! Definitely book cheese 📖 🧀

WitchKingofAngmar

Dragons breath Bukvar always gets me the sweet voice going into a roar is always classic

Ben Deutsch

Gotta be the book cheese. One of the all-time greats

Jon Simpson

Gotta be the entire pizza making moment 😂

ZZYZZXX

Fav moment has to be when he had the syringe for hank and murph described him yelling “ahhhhhhhh” as he flew over and stabbed him in the neck and not the ass like he was supposed too

Blair the bugblair barblairian

Gotta be a toss up between smapphire and book pizza. Both are just gleefully unhinged and full of my favorite parts of this show, which is when everyone is laughing and only stops to add onto the bit.

vivienne

i…. am a smapphire

Ian penman

Book cheese, hands down

Mama Hot Tomato

I’ve heard of a Buk... but a var? You’ve gotta be KITTEN me

Amir Madmoune

For sure Fia and Bukvar's creepy ass kids song lol

Fia (but not Boginya)

Best Bukvar moment was absolutely the reunion between him and Phillip at the very end.

Ceimoani Bumrah

When Fia gets emotional but Bukvar starts leaking tears for her. I could use that irl

JesterTheCleric

I loved Smapphire truly so much, i kept giggling about it for a couple of days afterwards

Missa

Book pizza! And just any moment involving cowardice in general.

Adam Soandso

Train car pizza! All I want is a magical book boy to make me poorly cooked pizza.

Michael Delaney

I think my favorite moment was the reveal of Bukvar being a little boy

CiCi

Dragon Breath Bookvar!! 🔥

Shawn Blarg

Picturing Bukvar in human form is probably my favorite thing.

Sam Kaplan

any time bukvar goes full pro wrestler pop up book 🙌

Aaron Sabean

It’s been said already but I am a smaphire just takes the cake 💎

Brandon Burgess

Honestly the whole book pizza thing has stuck with me and I think about it any time I eat pizza now

Jessika Faircloth

His excellent pizza making skills were the best.

Metagamer Shamer

Book cheese and book pizza of course! And did he deliver that werewolf baby?

Ashley & Andrew

When he breathed fire for the first time!

Abe C

“Miss! Miss!” Or whenever Murph got to bust out his pro wrestler voice for supercharged Bukvar 🙌🏼

Hemlock

Catch me buying a pizza oven for him if I win

Gary Jimenez

Bukvar making pizza is an all time classic, but I wanna shout out Tomevar as well!

Emilie Dion-A.

The "I am a smaphire" sequence made me laugh so hard 😂😂😂

Goggalore

The moment when they ask about where bukvar and fia get the cheese for the pizzas

Erika Lee

Bukvar book cheese pizza or bust!

Scott Wall

Book Cheese is my absolute favourite and most cursed Bukvar moment

Michael R. Underwood

As someone that makes pizza at home from scratch, Bukvar the pizza chef cannot be beaten. :)

Samson

I enjoyed every scene where Bukvar breathed fire and had a voice change. Too funny.

Victoria Fair

My go to Bukvar moment is making the pizza and the explanation of how they got the cheese! He and Fia have known these guys for a day and are just spilling that she turns him into a milkable animal to make cheese. Just established their dynamic and characters so solidly

Darkdescent22

Ill keep him in the kitchen with me 🍕

Alex Attwell

I still get the Mission Impossible song stuck in me head and immediately think of Bukvar sneaking around 😂😂 iconic!

Hayley Carter

Anytime Bukvar said 'Miss!' Following Fia around. It always made the moment so sweet and really established their relationship super well

Pat S

Book cheese got me

Katie Watkins

The gut wrenching moment when Fia sent Bukvar to scout a head and he disappeared

Olivia Hill

I think the pizza moment at the beginning of our journey with Bukvar was so fun and really set the tone for the silly moments in this campaign, but I loved all of the times when Fia shared about him being her companion growing up.

Nikki Lynn

Bulvar could make me a pizza anyday lol (I legit conned our wizard into having a book familiar based off of Bukvar lol)

Emily

My favorite has got to be him becoming the one who sorts the souls at the end of Eldermourne- I loved every moment he was with Fia, but I felt like that was such a great character choice for Bukvar at the end!

Rolf Krane

My favorite Bukvar moment is when he was taken and we got to find out that he's a little boy who looks like Fia

CatTorpedo

It has to be smapphire, with tomevar close behind

Frank

Book cheese is it for me

Duncan

Anytime Dragon's Breath is cast on him and his voice drops two octaves before he unleashes flames

Logan Farrington

I was obsessed with the Bukvar meeting spoony for the first time, but I think smapphire has to take the gold

Kyle Smith

Bukvar becomes a real boy!

Morgan

How could my favorite moment be anything but my favorite chef making pizza for the first time in the campaign 🥲I love my book boy

Sarah Ross

Bookvar with Dragon's Breath, the image of the pop up dragon gets me every time

CoreyPaints

Pizza chef bukvar for sure!

Kaitlin Sabol

The first time Fia cast Dragon’s Breath on Bukvar and his deep voice!

Brady Patrick

Bukvar and Spritel performing to be sapphires

Alex Moore

I would lose it every time Bukvar was in or near an important emotional scene because all I could picture was his loud-ass pages flapping and completely killing the tone

Flonc

For me it was definitely those creepy children songs with Fia. The bond they had with their inner jokes outside of the norm since they never knew what that was was absolutely hilarious, yet deeply sad at the same time. Whenever I see such juxtaposition in a story telling, it just feels great.

Jayden guerra

I would love to get some cheese on this plush book

Samuel Burris

The first time he used fire breath and Murph voiced him like a wrestler I died

Dippity_Dip

I know other people say this but god the Smapphire episode almost fully made me crash my car while I was driving to college listening to it😂😂

West Dente-Ferguson

My favorite Bukvar moment is when he was singing the Mission Impossible theme song when he was sneaking around! I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe!

Ayden_Walkway

I really enjoyed Bukvar’s first reveal since his design as a sentient spell book blew my mind with ideas of other unconventional familiars.

Ruben Esquer

For sure the first time he did the dragon thing. It was so badass and my jaw dropped when I first listened.

Dave 3D Art

Trying not to spoil in case some people haven't finished the campaign. But I sincerely love his ultimate fate in the finale. It was remarkably fitting. If chosen, give the plush to either the person before or the person after my comment.

Ben Feliciano

When Bukvar screams ‘MISS!’ when being taken away from Fia 🥲

Kevin Craig

I have to say the first time Bukvar transformed to breath fire was an absolute win. A win for not only him, but also the Third Mates and the podcast as a whole.

Justin Medrano

My favorite moment is either the Smapphire or whenever Bukvar would do Dragon’s Breath

Rebekah Farris

I'm in the middle of listening to campaign two, and just today I listened to the episode where Bukvar gets quite jealous of Spoony. Angry Bukvar is always my favorite!

Tommy Sodeman

My favorite Bukvar moment was the 1st time Fia cast Dragon’s breath on him and the little dragon pop-up showed up. Very fun moment!

Eric Pierce

Him excitedly yelling miss at Fia gives me total paw paw vibes lol

Dena Southern

Dragon breath! That was so hilarious. The way his voice changed lmao I love this podcast

Squiffy13

I know it’s so early but when he tries to get the books to stop fighting by saying he is a coward and Fia has to tell him not to be so cowardly. It gets me every time

Jesse Dorr

100% Bukvar and Spritle trying to do theater 😂

Sam Lageson

Train car book cheese is just impossible to beat

Nick Rolfe

The first time Bukvar used dragon's breath!

otter

It's a rad book

DK Donkey Kong

Does Fia counterspelling Tomevar count? Because I love myself a good Murph womp.

Ellie

I just love how Bukvar calls Fia "Miss" I just think it's cute

Amanda E.

"miss? Miss!" As moxorra takes his spirit out of the book and he briefly appears as a little boy

Catherine Meushaw

The first thing that comes to mind is the pizza, it was just a really fun early campaign moment

Dario Lia

Love that bookish boy

Xander M

Everytime he made or even just offered to make pizza made me laugh, easily one of my favorite running gags in the eldermourne campaign

The one who listens

I would eat anything bukvar made and would love a plush version of them to keep near.

Andrew Carpenter

Bukvar being captured by moxsora is classic evil genius and my top moment for sure!

Jessica Anderson

Smaphire will always be one of the best bukvar scenes in my opinions 🥰

Tyler Maffeo

Gotta be the book cheese! Haha. And him eating like the cookie monster!

John Taylor

His cheese pizza! It's bar none the best pizza to come out of a train car!

Zane Stewart

I wonder Emily's familiar will be this campaign?

Tyler Cummins

The first time he breathes fire - I am a smaphire - Bukvar rules. He can make me rose pedal jam and feta bookpizza anytime.

Brianna M

Fia: Ok, ok the only person we call a coward is Bukvar because he is objectively a coward. Bukvar: That's right, everyone be nice to Volk. Volk is brave. It is I who want to go home right now.

Cale Rowe

My favorite moment had to be when Fia first casts dragons breath on him.

WolfRunner

Any time Bukvar says "Miss" The emotion of love and respect mixed with questioning worried voice crack was genius from Murph every time

Marc-Andre LeBlanc

Definitely the book cheese. Can't seem to erase that from my memory...

Inedible Trout

That’s right, everyone be nice to Volk. Volk is brave. It is I who want to go home right now.

Haven Roberts

When Bukvar confidently yelled “I’m a smaphire”. Haven’t laughed that hard in a long time. I also love the deep wrestler voice when he breathes fire.

Jasmine

I think the book cheese will simply live in my mind for the rest of my life, so yeah probably my favorite moment. 😂

Samuel

When we first see him as a little boy and Murph described him to have tusks like Fia’s

BRayne7

Gotta be when he found out about Irina and got all arrogant about being made by a goddess

Rose Turck

It's gotta be in the ending, The Great (spoilers). I had CHILLS. I had TEARS. I love it!

Joseph I

It's definitely Bukvar being called useless because he doesn't have hands to turn a doorknob.

Ebony-Rose Ellis

as much as i want to say smaphire, i cried when boyvar became the one who sorted all of the souls in the afterlife 😖

Chris

I'd say it'd have to be every time he did the dragon breath

Thomas Jancis

The joy he had recalling playing at digging graves in the wood.

Marc Easton

I think my favorite moment was when he was created! It was magical.

emily hayhoe

The “I am a smapphire!” performance will always be my favourite Bukvar moment!

Ryan Tierney

I will never forget bukvar nervously popping on the scene nervously making book pizza.

Jacob Stasuik

"Umm Miss..?" My favorite moment was his sneak mission, hiding in the book shelves.

Papí

My favorite Bukvar quote is "Miss!" I fondly remember that one time he said it

DMCDawg

Smaphire is absolutely the answer.

Carbonostin

I always loved the image of a little round glasses boy when his "spirit" was described

Samuel

Any of his fire breathing heavy metal voice moments! >:D

Justin Culshaw

I love Bukvar’s mission impossible theme hiding himself in book shelves!

Matt Cline

Bukvar being a Smapphire was the best scene, complete anarchy 😂

Makeitsweat

My favorite Bukvar moment is the visual murph gave in the beginning of the third mates eating pizza in the train. The laugh of Bukvar after Fia said she turns him into a goat to make cheese. He described it as like someone throw a slice of pizza in a book and slamming it

Beth Bowersox

I have taking to calling my cats "Miss!" and "Sir!" when I talk to them now because of how Murph played Bukvar..."Excuse me Miss! I have a snack for you!"

Adrian Naber

I know this is quite possibly the earliest introduction to Bukvar but I busted up through the whole description of him making a pizza, a floating magical book slamming itself into dough is still one of my favorite mental images!

Dragoda

Sounds cool

jenavieve

“Alright… one breakfast pizza, nothing on it at all. Coming up”

Max

I gotta say the first time in the traincar when he cooks the pizza.

Austin Savage

I know this is a sad memory but when boy bukvar was taken, that was freaking intense. Great storytelling.

Michael K

Bukvar being kidnapped. Seeing the spectral boy ripped from the book and hearing him be a scared little boy instead of a goofy little book was very intense.

Ton of the Kirk

I enjoyed the visual of Bukvar making pizza with ingredients being tossed to and fro.

James Hoebbel

100% the broken-hearted/scared "Miss??" as Moxura stole his spirit. I still get choked up

Doug Hutton

Bukvar cooking always will get a chuckle out of me, he make-ah da pizza pieee

Alex Lanza

the way being called the great librarian really made me cry, but then still coming to hang out with the crew as a book 🥺

jazzellini tortellini

when he became a book again and instantly became afraid of the ocean.

Nik Magill

Sweet Bukvar being shot out of the sky. 😭

Rachel Loney

Every time that Bukvar uses dragon’s breath and Murph starts yelling as the dragon’s breath starts

Alice Shaw

His lil tusks when he was transformed-it really hit home that he is Fia's little brother, and also adorable 🥺

Katy

Listen I know this is going to be a popular one but that damn book cheese bit haunts me

Beau LaFleur

Book cheese had me rolling the first time I heard it, classic

Shawn Magill

I really love the “dig a grave song”. I almost myself because I started laughing at the gym lol

Corrie

Bukvar's glasses are so cute 🥰🥰

Kelsie Cotton

When he first breathed fire and opened like a pop-up book

ReadyPrintGame

Bukvar’s “Smaphire” performance was so good that I named my dragon Smaphira in my dragon-riding home campaign

Danny Summers

Bukvar making book pizza, amazing

Holly

Every single time he says "Yes, Miss!" It is just so cute and perky

Colin Shaffer

Digging sleeping trenches and laughing while singing creepy haunted girl songs with Fia, for sure.

Josh

Any time his pizza making skill are brought up kill me every time

Natasha

When Fia first cast the dragons breath on bulgar and he went all pro wrestler with his voice. Just the timid little boy to this bad ass is chefs kiss

John Boudreaux

Bookvar's book cheese pizza has to be the answer

TarantulaFarts

Bukvar making the pizzas in the train car is always gonna be my favorite.

Holly

“Miss?!” When he gets stolen away. So tragic 🥺

CP

I just liked the voice/acting. It felt earnest, kind, real. It made me believe.

TishTashTosh

i will never forget the smaphire performance. quite the beautiful display

Bryan Eck

Any of the "um, Miss?"s gets me every time

Lee Headley

Bukvar using dragon’s breath

Cody Wright

I am a smaphire! Nat 20 on the pop up crystal

Blake Petri

Super early on when the gang got locked in the freezer that bookvar was supposed to be guarding was very funny. Don't think anything can beat the Smapphire quote though.

The Broox

Best Bukvar moment has to be making just terrible, terrible pizzas.

Joshua Steiner

My favorite Bukvar moment is probably the first time dragons breath was cast, the imagery, the iconic Murph voice. But I also love any time we hear him shout "Miss!" (chasing after Fia)

Thea Rath

The discovery of all the pizza ingredients coming from various iterations of bukvar is amazing

Brad Brown

Bukvar, best damn pizza chef in the rrealm!

Sophia Dixon

One of my favourites would have to be "That's right, everyone be nice to Volk. Volk is brave. It is I who wants to go home right now." Very good stuff

Nicolas P.

"Oh my god, I'll go put more pizzas in the oven!!"

Brock

Mission Impossible Bukvar for sure

Veronica

Every time Fia casts Fireball and anything he says fired up, he's amazing

Vast

Its very simple but I just love how nervous he gets. He's a nervous little book boy he didn't sign up for all this adventure!!!!

Patrick Wolfe

The first time he made pizza in the train car will always be my fav

Cade T

Bookvars panic as he is taken is crushing! Best part for sure

Ed k

When the metal gate had our heroes trapped. Caldy telling him to just close his covers and slip through. Instead he frantically keeps flapping.

Lars Leemans

ooh it's hard to choose, but man, him getting kind of 'ripped out' of his familiar form and turned into Boyvar is a moment that stud with me

Jacob

Stealthy Bukvar sneaking around and hiding on a bookshelf!

Phlemily

I'm planning to make a little bukvar pop up book soon

Zitronay

“I am a smapphire!”

Her Majesty, Claudette

The timing of this is nice since it's my birthday haha! Love Bukvar so much, there was so many good moments, but anytime Bukvar would voice up his "um, miss" type stuff was great. And OBVIOUSLY book pizza. Still love how his story ended too <3

Aly

Very much love the breath weapon and it has inspired my own familiar 😂 but also, after Bukvar gets kidnapped, watching Volk get so worried about him is so sweet!

Travis

I loved when bukvar was making pizzas at the beginning. The funny/sad bit about him not bring good at it because he doesn't have hands will remain one of my favorites.

James O'Connor

Smapphire nat20 was my absolute favorite!!!

Daniel Kinghorn

Bukvar's Oscar-winning performance as a smapphire was a highlight of eldermourne for me

keelie

SMapHire!!

James Guanche

"I was going to say with you I'm always on the train, but yes I'll take my pizza paddle." Such a great one

Maddy Cancro

This isn’t technically a Bukvar moment, but my favorite was when Phillip got really protective and upset after Bukvar was taken and started being much more helpful and gruff because he wanted to help the Third Mates get his little book brother back. The way he sounds like the bully who’s decided to protect the kid he bullied from a bigger threat and starts calling Fia “Miss” and being more respectful gets me every time. Always knew Phillip loved his little pizza cheese brother.

Cody Doiron

Book Cheese is a timeless classic

The Great Zarquon

Oh my God a plush Bukvar would look awesome in my work van, I could put a small Bluetooth speaker in it so it would look like Bukvar was telling me the stories of the three campaigns while I'm on the road.

DnDiplomacy

Flappily smashing up the feta - I cackled so hard (although I do love him 'guarding' the freezer too)

Luke Kell

Smapphire was the best bukvar moment for sure!

Quinn Hernandez

Bukvar using the pop up dragon for Dragon's Breath for the first time was so freaking cool!

Eryn

The whole end of the episode where bukvar gets taken away after turning into a boy! His panicked little “uh, miss? Uh, miss??” haunts me. (Sidebar, my sister has a little black cat and thanks to bukvar we always address her as “uh, miss?”)

Luna P.

When he didn't want to be Boyvar anymore. I love that little book.

GC

the greatest actor the page has ever seen! "yes miss, okay, i just have to.. ~become the saphireeee~"

Gaeriel

I absolutely need this!!

Jessica Garrison

"Yes, Miss!" I don't know why, but I found it charming.

40khamslam

Every time he makes pizza!

Josh M.

Anytime Bookvar says "miss". So sweet. Just want to pinch his cute little cheeks.

Michael Littlehales

So many great ones. We are Smaphires stands out. Anytime dragons breath was cast and his voice dropped to that roar. Just his general nervousness and awkwardness is so cute and adorable.

Mercedes Sandoval

any Cookie Monster reference is gonna get me, you know?

Avi Burton

The pizza bit always gets me. Book cheese!

Cori Grace

Bukvar and Fia singing their creepy-ass songs while digging a trench 😂🥺

Steve Decker

Bukvar the pizza chef was a spectacular ongoing bit!

Robyn Phelps

It’s GOTTA be book pizza, or a close second being every voice shaky nervous “uuuuhhh, miss?” because I can deeply relate to that anxious energy. Bookvar is how I start my pitch for campaign 2 to people who haven’t listened!!

howisonhaworth

Bukvar singing the Mission Impossible theme tune whilst sneaking through the castle and hiding in bookshelves! Its a golden moment

Amy Boyle

Digging a trench song with Fia 😂 hauntingly sad and funny!

Jackson Ramler

I think Bukvar making pizza for the first time will always be my favorite.

billy nuttall

How can a favorite moment not be book cheese pizza?

laura rosen

I have to say my first favorite is the book cheese for sure! My second has gotten be the return of Bukvar at the end of the campaign! That particular "Miss!" Made me cry 😭😭

Pamphleteer

When they go to fight that wizard studying Tomevar, he notes that the book wouldn't give up any information and only referred to a mysterious "miss." Then Emily Nat 20 counter spells the find familiar! Perfect synergy

Matthew Tyler Helm

Love the new campaign! The characters are all so interesting and Murphy you're doing great as per usual! Can't wait to see you all in Dallas!

Miguel Hernandez

Every single Bookvar scene. Bookvar is the star of the Eldermourne Campaign!

Alistair Green

Bukvar having dragons breath cast on him and raging out as a pop up book is never not hilarious to me

Cameron McEwan

My favourite memory is when bukvar first got his dragon breath and the pro wrestling voice he suddenly gained.

Jacob

Bookvar Pizza Time!

Sturt

Smapphire is the only correct answer

John Baxter

Gotta go with I am a SMAPHIRE (dragons breath)

Beth

I am a smapphire was hands down, or should I say “pages down” the best Bukvar moment!

JesterHat

Bukvar as an octopus taking an absolute eternity to cross the ice 🤣

Omvega

The image of crumbs flying in all directions cookie monster style had me laughing out loud in public 😬

Paul Kirrane

Book Pizza or the grave digging song

kyler sergio

"I'm a smaphire!" Oh I loved everything about Bukvar! He's a national treasure ❤❤

Chloë Manthorne

my favourite bukvar moment is the reveal when we get to see him as a little boy!! obviously very scary and tense but also so endearing and sweet (honourable mention to the sapphire)

i_don't_kara

The implication that Bukvar produces milk with no further explaination

Zack G

Best moment was his own stealth mission! Mission impossible! That's when he became my favorite for sure.

John H.

"I'm a smapphire".

Brandin Sutton

Bukvar’s Book Cheese Pizzas! Absolutely loved that bit, and my wife got me the T-shirt for Christmas, too!

Mr. Dude Sky

“Book cheese” has got to be mine

Tess

the boyvar reveal was a heartbreaker but also sooooo good

Rion

Bukvar as a pop-up spellbook is GOAT

JayForce

The whole gag that he cooks pizzas terribly but everyone loves them and misses them when he's gone. It's simple but wholesome

Captain Bringdown

Definitely the first book pizza scene. When they're all hanging out and Bukvar is so excited to host everyone and make them food.

JazzyRushesIn

it’s definitely a toss up between ‘I am smapphire’ and book-pizza-made-with-book-cheese for me !!

Deena Shirkool

When he replaced the reaper, turning the afterlife into a library with a Dewey decimal system. Chaotic nerd

Cayden pruiett

My favorite moment has gotta be when he first offers to make everyone pizza with his own milk

Mitch Woodcock

Absolutely when Bukvar and Fia were reunited; Bukvar being taken by Moxora was not Okay, and kinda messed me up.

Griffin Whitley

Definitely the early train car Bukvar episodes. Book cheese and all of his cooking made me LOSE IT!

Robert McDaniel

The gut wrenching moment when he gets stolen. It's such a surreal and good scene and a great "Murph how dare you" moment.

Tara Capel

Monster truck rally voice for Bukvar when breathing fire!

Bron McMillan

Literally anytime Bukvar said “ummm…Miss” kills me every time. We love our nervous little companion!

Adlai Lake

Hands down for me is the first time he has dragon's breathe cast on him and he turns into a pop-up book version of a dragon!

Alex W

The most memorable one was when Bukvar's soul was being taken, you could just hear the shock in "Miss!"

Isadora Fonseca

For sure the first time fia used dragon breath on him! So badass!

Rainey

Making pizza....I was not expecting it but it was one of the early moments that made me laugh the hardest. I also really liked him and Fia reuniting after they found each other again!

Daniel Felton

When he makes pizza for everyone in the train car 😭

Samuel Dodd

Best quote is obviously, "I am a smaphire" But favorite moment is him making the pizza and absolutely mangling every step

Youlikeyellow

Any time Bukvar and Fia do any of their werid loner kid stuff like happily digging the sleeping trench 💛

Maddie Miller

It's absolutely "I am a smapphire," no question.

Addie K

“Yes, Miss” in the pro wrestler voice!

David Donnel

Bukvar flying from the shadows to stab hank with zirk’s syringe was a masterclass description.

waking epiphany

Book cheese pizza and smapphire and stepping up at the end of the campaign to do the job that needed to be done! Bukvaaaaar!

Jade Payne

Book pizza, I am a smaphire, or pop up book fire breath for sure!

regretful midnight milk chug

Definitely the first time we learned about book cheese and the terrifying magic of how it’s made in that train car. Bukvar’s traincar book cheese pizza was a vital world building moment and is scarred in my heart like in a good and incredibly visceral I-still-cannot-comprehend-the-goatification-of-bukvar way

Hannah G.

Book pizza is definitely my favorite bit, but specifically Murph’s description of Bukvar eating the pizza which was “pulling a cookie monster and just slamming and crunching pizza, but it doesn't go anywhere”

Jake Andrews

The most wholesome Bukvar moment was the ending, when he offered to sort the souls for everyone

Lauren Listing

Octopus Bukvar getting excited to have ink made me smile for days (but a very close second for guarding the freezer)

Ian Smit

Whenever he (proudly) referred to himself as a coward

Josh Hammons

First time he has dragon breath cast on him and Murph does the pro wrestler voice 😂

Jaxon Davies

I'm not sure if you would send it to Australia but I would love to be considered!

Silver Lining

The reveal of goat book milk pizza cheese killed me haha

Thomas Friedlander

Every time Bukvar and Fia did something haunted together was so adorable!

Leo

Bookcheese

Taniya Sood

definately the book cheese moment!

AsimovSideburns

Book cheese!! Something that I never want to consider the implications of, but unfortunately must. I cannot stop thinking about various book-dairy products. Book milk? Book butter? Book EGGS?

Caitlin Knoedler

It's not a specific moment, but anytime Bukvar transitions from his sweet Bukvar voice to fire-breathing familiar voice I die laughing.

Jacob Deaven

Big fan of pizza chef bukvar and dragon head bukvar!

Gobstoppable Goose

For me its more of who Bukvar is rather than a favorite moment. I love Bukvar becoming Boyvar who looks like Fia and being her closest friend next to Irina. Little secret jokes and digging trenches and always supporting Fia just such sweet loving little brother energy ❤ Him only referring to Fia as "miss" is just so precious.

Ewan

Discovering he was not called book fair, 😅

Brenna C

The first time bukvar makes pizza is so funny and weird and perfect

Haley

I am a Smaphire has to be everyone's favorite, right??

Alexander

Book Pizza for sure

Jennie

Book pizza definitely! Also his loving cowardly personality.

Will

The first fire breath. Oh man. Chills lol. Murph just makes it even better.

James

I will never forget Bukvar’s incredible rendition of a sapphire.

Kim

Definitely book pizza! Never knew a better pizza chef made of paper!

Alexander Vaa

"I am a Smapphire" is definitely my favorite! That whole scene was awesome!

David Sabol

I really liked his ending!! A Dewey decimal system for people, what could be better!

Ben A.

Everyone’s answer is book pizza

ChromaticMars

I’d love a Bukvar to share hot slices of pizza with 🥺

Kurt D.

I am a Smapphire!

A Spicy Lad of the Shadowkeep

"Oh no; now I'm in love with ghosts." Did a great job of setting up the general feel of Eldermourne!

Av

Smaphire obvi a good one but also when he turned into a lil Boy :,(( so precious

Philip Pielet

The voice of dragon bukvar was always a winner for me

Alex C.

The 100% real, not magic, totally delicious, cage free, book pizza

Ben H.

i am a smapphire had me rolling

Jarrad Cavalot

Absolutely anytime he turns into a dragon and Murph’s voice goes from book to dragon mid sentence 😍

NajwaOfTheGrave

Get me a fire breathing book to be a companion with my pawpaw!

Caroline

Every time I see/hear about pizza, I think about Bukvar! Just the utter chaos of a book making pizza brings me so much joy; every time it would come up on the podcast, I would start cackling! Especially the first time in the train car XD

Tucker Collins

Bukvar humminy the mission impossible theme while sneaking in the home of the Baron(ness)!

Saro

Very friend-shaped

Samantha Newton

I AM A SMAPPHIRE!! And oh man, that first breath of fire?? Book cheese 😭 And gods, when he becomes boyvar?? He's just SO good. And that ending!! Ughhhhh I can't choose *one!*

Sam Steiner

Literally any time he made pizza 💕

Jarod W

Favorite moment/quotes, absolutely the book cheese pizzas

Eric Udy

I am a Smapphire!!

ForestWitch

“I’ve really taken to these bats, can you please put little hats on these bat so we can tell a difference” 🦇🎩

Andy Schulz

My favorite smapphire 💜

Annabella P.

Bukvar casting healing word on Zirk to save him from Moxora in episode 27 before being captured himself. “Miss, I will get to them as quickly as possible. I will help them. You’re my best friend, miss.” Made me CRY.

Wallydeeks

I thought it was hilarious when bukvar was eating pizza. Imagining the pizza being crushed by a book slamming has me laughing

Jessica Lappan

Whenever Bukvar low key freaks out in a situation and hits Fia with a very nervous "uummmm, MISS"

Casper

Oh no now I’m in love with ghosts!

Three awakened gooses

My favorite moment was when Bukvar had his soul ripped out. It was heart wrenching and I actually tested up at work while listening to it.

brianchi

Smaphire!! Also every single time he says "miss" it just melts my heart but that feels like cheating 🥺🥺

henwarto

book pizza!!

Gannondorf

Ready to sit by my fire with a stinky cigar, dark stout, and a good Bukvar!

Jacob Nuhn

Wherever bookvar and fia would sing creepy songs!

anniemurphs

I honestly just love that when he is in a humanoid form, he modeled himself to look like Fia 😭 also how could we not love and want to try his pizza!

Darcy gibbons

My favourite moment was when bukvar was taken by Moxora I can still hear him going “miss? Miss!” In my head

Spencer Dickensheets

Definitely the stealth mission in Sewastians mansion. It was great to hear Caldwell realize how good and stealthy a book can be

Terran Benedict

Eldermourne - Ep. 2: Jabs and Hooks 22:13 - 24:40 Bukvar smashing feta cheese…Bukva cheese

Ripley Stardust Love

It feels impossible to chose but upon re-listening i forgot how much i loved his grave digging song that murph made up on the spot.

Kelly Kornmann

Every time he tried to make pizza 😂

Kae

Book cheese is always an amazing quote

Eley

All about the pizza making

Sonja Maitland

Bookvar first fire breath! 📙🔥And how his voice changed! 😂 (Murphs comedic voice timing -is that a thing?- for Bookvar was always on point!) 😂

Jeremy Tyler

When Moxora starts stealing him and Murph gives the perfect delivery of "Ummm MISS?!?!"

Josh the Alchemist

Hands down has to be the Smapphire moment with Spritle, though I loved all of his nervous "Um, Miss?!" moments as well.

Gabriel J Rodriguez

Every time he calls to Fia saying "miss" and when he was able to breath fire and got a wrestling voice.

Linebreak

Book pizza all the way 😂

Shanna Mandell

Bookvar making pizzas with his firebreathe

DaPenguin

Either making pizza or the first time they had dragon's breath cast on them.

Randy

When he first made book pizza I was dying just listening that entire event on the train car!

Austin from Austin

When he turns into a WWE wrestler with his deep voice when he does his dragon breath!

Melissa Linehan

When he was humming the mission impossible theme song while following Hank waiting for the right moment to stab Hank with Zirks serum. 🤣

Noah Goodman

My favorite moment was the first time we got dragon breath, that change in voice was so perfect! ...or Smapphire. Probably Smapphire.

Austyn Donoho

Reading behind a tree during battle.

Alec Posta

I mean...it has to be smaffire

Christina Manry

When he and sprital "competed" to be the best smapphire 🤣

Zach Sagginario

Absolutely the "Smaphire" bit, that was amazing.

Kameron Schmid

"Oh no, now I'm in love with ghosts." Personally relevant!

Daniel Green

So many excellent moments! Sneaking in the library, breathing fire, the nervous "uhh Miss..." Too hard to choose just one 😅 Oh and book pizza!

Kate

Gotta be book pizza. Or the first time Fia made him breathe fire lol

Beau-Thomas Roblee

When he becomes little boyvar with his tusks showing that he sees himself as Fia's family

Mad Dungeon Mama

I think of Bukvar every time we make pizza now ♥️

PeacockQueenManu

Whenever Bukvar becomes a Dragon pop up book and has the wrestler voice!

Figgy the Cat

My favorite bukvar moment was a moment where he outsmarted the game and even the GREAT BRIAN MURPHY HIMSELF! He did something no ordinary PC, NPC, or familiar could have done. But he proved them all wrong. Not even spridle could pull it off! It took him a few rounds to gain the confidence for it, but he ended up saving the day for the first time, and definitely not last time. He became the SMAPHIRE! Not even DM BM could have foreseen it, not even emily who asked many rounds thought it possible. He became greater than a book, he became a treasure(d) hero. Also when he sacrificed himself for Zerk before he got captured and tortured, that was cool too.

SecondBreakfast

Well I haven't gotten to Bukvar yet but he's adorable and I can't wait to meet him.

Whitney Ahn

My favorite Bukvar moment is the one where I win the giveaway and he shows up at my doorstep. That was really cute. My second favorite moment is him making pizza on a pizza oven in a train car.

Eneko clayton

The first time fia turned him into a paper book fire breathing dragon! Morphs voice change is gold 😂

TacoLord

book pizza is definitely top moment for me

Michael Chapman

My favourite moment is an oldie but a good one. Making a pizza by just absolutely mashing his covers against it in Fia's traincar, and that becoming his speciality that the Third Mates talked about all campaign!

Brandon Rishi

When Boyvar decided to replace the reaper. Extremely sentimental and sweet.

Lou

My favorites were the haunting songs he sung with Fia! Made me laugh everytime

Eve

Gotta be I'm a Smapphire

Kyle Corbett

“ Everyone be nice to Volk. Volk is brave. It is I who wants to go home right now.” -Bukvar Boginya (S1 E1)

Dustin S.

I was driving while listening to the smaphire bit and I literally had to pull over on the side of the road I was laughing so hard that is hands downy favorite bukvar moment

Simon Kenny

Bukvar is a good boy, that's all I wanted to say

Nick Carr

Bukvar cooking pizzas lol

Olivia!

“Dig dig dig, we’re gonna dig a hole” from that one big trench scene in the early eps ❤️

Forrest Johnson

Gotta be when they counterspelled evil giant Bukvar.

Bones

"I'm a Smapphire!"

Axel Andrade

My favorite bookvar moment is the first time Fia tells him to open the frizer door or to make something on the kitchen with staff on the 3 or 4 episode. 🤣 😂

Benjamin Hake

His acting debut. "I am a Smapphire"

zac miles

Bukvars attempts at pizzas were always perfect!

Ali Fitz

Omfg, so many great moments - gotta be the humming the mission impossible theme song to himself as he sneaks alon and then not being able to open the door 😂😂😂

Wash

"Bukvar, open the door!" "I don't have hands, Miss!"

Austin Widdershoven

Dragon bukvar is probably one of the best transitions ever

Anton deGroot

The moment I imagine isn’t fully narrated in the show, but the moment that Boy Bukvar fully takes his position as the New Reaper. He sits, checks his chair for height. Makes an adjustment, then adjusts it back to where it was. Takes a moment, picks up his pencil, looks up at the first lost soul at the front of a very very long line. He smiles and says “Let’s see how I can help you, Miss (or Sir).”

Anthony

It's gotta be the Great Smaphire Stunt 😂

Krista Ray

Of course i love Bukvar making pizza.

Matty

Dun dun dunuh dun dun dunuh - Bukvar "stealthily" singing the Mission Impossible theme while hiding in bookshelves

Joyce MacDonald

A sentient flying book trying to make pizzas in a train car cracked me up.

Kelli Snyder

What cracked me up the most about him is the vocal transition from nice polite Bookvar to pro wrestler Bookvar when he’s about to attack. 😂

DC47

Book-cheese, or would it be Bukcheese...however you spell it, so nasty.

Joey

To this day, I sometimes am driving or minding my own business and suddenly remember "No thanks miss, I like learning". I believe it happened when they were scaling the mountains and Fia asked if he liked going outside and experiencing the world instead of reading.

Frank

How disgusted everyone was with his Buk-Cheese. Mmm

Micah Allee

When Bukvar turned into a real boy, then into, the gatekeeper of souls?!?!

Jake Murray

I’ll take Bukvar stealthing to the mission impossible theme any day

Brendan Wand

It's a close tie between pop up dragon with a wrestler voice or the scene with him making book pizza. Bukvar is best boy

Ruby Reid-Sharp

Mission impossible Bookvar for sure 😂

Supabass

All the pizza XD

Sophie 'sophycake' Kempe

'Oh! Oh my. I'm- I'm in love with ghosts now. Oh no. Ohhh no.' I love our sweet boy!

Madison Bowes

Bukvar humming the mission impossible theme is second to none

Matt Fahm

I am a smaffire definitely

Sarah

I truly don’t believe I am a Smaphire can be topped.

Foolnif

I had to take my break and replay because I was laughing so hard When Bukvar was a smapphire in a last ditch effort to satisfy whatever puzzle Murphy was trying to push And then just having a nat 20 force it to work

Tim The Enchanter

It’s hard to top a floating sentient book mashing ingredients to make pizza. You gotta love it

Nolan Childerhose

The stunning performance as a smapphire is award worthy.

Callie Williams

Oh bukvar making pizza was *chefs kiss*🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

Fun Gus Amongus

The mental picture of Bukvar trying his hardest to make a pizza and how proud me was of his creation made my heart so happy.

Paul Westmore

The first time he breathed fire! lost my shit with that deep dragon voice bukvar!

Ken Falk

I am a Smaphire. 😁

Jack Farley

The best Bukvar moment has to be the “I am a smaphire” play. Truly a peak of Naddpod history, podcast history and even world history

Spencer Dowson

I think I laughed out loud at every panicked, anxious 'Miss! Miss!'

Clayton Dunlap

Gotta be his intro with Fia, his voice fitting his personality perfectly and playing off Emily so naturally. Love our pizzaria prince!

Nicole Jordan

I would love a Bukvar of my own! : )

Doom Foretold

Fia - “what do we do? We love to learn.” Bukvar- *very assured* “we love to learn, miss”

Katie Oyama

Funny fave: the wrestling voice when he breathes fire. Feels fave: him being the perfect choice to sort souls at the end and how geeked he is 😭

alexander blow

Breathing fire on Calloways bandits while they ate beans and then cowering as they immediately got shot at

Shawn Murray

I love any time Fia and Bukvar have a moment where they talk about the games they used to play and Zirk and Hank are just spooked. Lols

Cameron

Ah how could I choose! I will go with the absolutely heartwrenching "miss! Miss!" He cries out as Moxora takes him away in Sirenloch. I'm tearing up just thinking about it.

Murdok

I'll get the Pizza oven ready!

J Setting

It might technically be a Phillip moment but Phillip being so problematically protective of Bukvar never failed to evoke a "hahahaha..awwww" reaction.

Amber Erichson

The bukvar sacrifice where he got captured to do the healing word made me cry!

Espen Hodne

I know this is basic, but the smapphire scene had me keeled over dying from laughter. Just the perfect mix of the players doubling down on a stupid idea and the DM allowing it to happen from a mix of good rolls and wanting the story to move along.

Mary Emma G.

Every flashback that Fia has with Bukvar being her only friend always rips at my heart strings because books were my only friends for a while ♥️📔

SuicidePrinny

His Mission: Impossible infiltration. Much stealth.

Kyle Spillman

Bukvar singing with fia about burying friends as they dug a sleeping trench!

Daniel trumbull

Got to be the pretending to be a gem moment!

Chris King

The Randy Savage roar when we breathed fire for the first time!

Neeork

Honestly any time he and Fia played their disturbing childhood games gave me so much joy. Cuz he was just SO EXCITED to be playing lol.

Phil Kosel

Bukvar making pizza! 😂

Juli Reed

Everybody knows it’s I am a smapphire!

THEJordonBrown

Does the counter spell of tomevar count?

Edison Nori

It has to be smaphire bit. Just a really solid joke

Broghar The Bugbear

Definitely those little moments where Bukvar is just like Guys I'm definitely a very fragile book"

Joel Chan

Bukvar's enthusiasm for making pizza was iconic! The idea of him being milked for ingredients was also priceless.

Jess

I can hear the "miss! miss!"

Nathanael Watkins

Such a small early moment, but I love the way Murph talks about digging as Bukvar. Really any of the strange Eldermourne Reaper games him and Fia would play

Heather C-E

Any time he gets to breathe fire. I love seeing our little Bukvar kick some butt!

Rob Coe

Definitely the first time Bukvar used his dragon breath and the pop up book showing up. And definitely smapphire

kallyn

I am a smaphire 💎

Morgan Bench

Any and every time he and Fia sang haunting rhymes about their childhood games - but particularly about digging holes!! Truly hilarious every time

Paarth

book cheese for sure

Shawn Connor (DM4Hire.com)

When Murph described his pages folding like a pop up book into a dragon so he could use a breath weapon. 10/10

SlainSigny

“I’m a smaphirre” lives rent free in my head. Also, when we saw his soul as Just A Little Guy I pictured him as Ignatz from fire emblem. which was delightful. except for the whole being kidnapped part.

Allison Smith

Essentially every time he would breathe fire mid sentence! 😂

Carli Stewart

Literally how can I choose just one moment.. The book cheese, or the smapphire, Phillip & Bukvar fighting. They're all my favorites!

Cindy Koch

I loved Bookvar making pizza for the first time.

Alex

“Hoh Miss! We’re out on the water! Too scary, I’m going to stay under deck!”

bodingly

Making pizza of course

Mp99

"I dont know miss ive never done any LIKE THIS BEFORE"-Eldermourne 16

Cody Henderson

After he’s turned into a child and he is reunited with Fia again. Makes me so happy cause I was sure you were gonna kill him.

Jordan P the occasional crit reporter

i often think about how bukvar casting healing word on zirk was a pop up that looked like fia since she’s always been the one healing him 🥺💕

xnenos

I love his glasses so much!!!!

Maddy96

Bukvar and Spritle doing the dramatic scene when reaching Bathilde was iconic!!

Tim S.

I know it's what everyone will say, but I can't see a blue gem without thinking about smamphires.

Kimberly Tevis

I mean it's book cheese, how could it not be?

Lance Pipitt

Making the pizza was the best!

Jace Glover

It's gotta be the book cheese! Although "I'm a smaphire" is a close second.

Lauren Schwarz

Bukvar making pizza for the Third Mates…. Also “I’m a smaphirre”… also every single time he said, Miss 🥰

Kelly Berg

Stealthing to the mission Impossible theme! I love the idea of being so stealthy but also singing to yourself

Marianne

Being protective of the bats in Fia's train car!

Chaotic Life

I don’t have hands miss! Like Bukvar is the most fabulous familiar.

Kate Ryan

I love how Bukvar was a living connection between Fia and Ireena when they were apart for so many years. And how his boy form appeared like a younger brother to Fia. It spoke so much to their loving relationship, and the love between Fia and Ireena!

Nichole Warren

Bukvar digging is so funny EVERY SINGLE TIME

Samantha Raymond

Just listening to Brian voice Fia’s book friends <3

Josh Serbus

When he got his tusks :*)

Levy Golan

Any moment where he and Fia play childhood games is amazing

Sarah Kay

You can’t beat book pizza

Juni Dasgupta

My favorite moment has to be when he shoved Zirk’s elixir straight up Hank’s asshole

Nick Spivey

He’s adorable! A very good little librarian

Patrick Harry

“More bodies going to sleep, more bodies going to sleep Miss! A funeral in the morning and a funeral at night!” Love the relationship of Bukvar and Fia!

Halo

Digging the sleeping graves

Whimsii

Most memorable was definitely, "I am a smapphire." But my favorites were whenever Bukvar and Fia would say their creepy rhymes like they were playing some eerie game.

Erin Thorn Vela

1000% borrowing Hank's shoes at the end and not giving them back. I assume he still has them on in his new life.

Orb

How could it not be “I am a smaphire” lol

Paw Paw's Platoon Mate

Absolutely the Bukvar and Spritle Smaphire performance. Truly Tony-Award Worthy

knutt

Honestly any time Bukvar being a pizza chef was brought up. Love imagining a book making some za.

Stephanie Edwards

As a venomous spider launches at him. "I give up! I'll join your side, spider!"

Orpheus

Boyvar appearing has my heart. Just a little guy exiting a book

Rames Williams

There’s a part where he flattens pizza dough with utmost prejudice, that’s a good one

Nancy Ross

Book cheese, just to be able to make pizza, very important

Crane

Oh gosh my favorite moment would have to be when bookvar was in his human form and was hiding in the bush. "Miss I'm in a bush". Love that stuff

gorrjess

Book cheese. Just book cheese. All the book cheese.

Jakob Blackburn

My favorite Bukvar moment is of course when bukvar and fia are reunited and hes boyvar❤️ i was crying the whole time ofc

Rayne Rubado

Definetly making book pizza for the first time in Fia's train car ❤

MJMM

I am a Saphire, best Nat 20 ever!

ASortaOkayBuilder

The power of the Smaphire performance is very difficult to top... So I'll go with that. I'll never forget it.

Eric Gilson

Miss! Miss! Can I have the plush, Miss?? 🥺

Elizabeth Egel

Either Book Cheese or his constant Miss!

Vashguard

Every time bukvar is in dragons breath mode and sounds like a pro wrestler

Kate Sharp

The digging is freaking incredible

T'ea Dong

One big grave! Little book boy shovelling sleeping graves melts my heart

Emmanuel Ronquillo

The first time he made pizza in the train car! Or when he first saw Fia in the finale as a little boy

Kevin Alman

Digging the trenches with Fia and joking about how they are like graves. Still makes me laugh

Isabelle Yourick

Smapphire and/or Book Cheese. Both so amazing

Valerie Klauscher

He got me every time he called her "Miss" with that tone of pure adulation. And I loved when they recalled the really weird stuff they both did when Fia was little. So. Many. Trenches.

griffin heise

The book cheese moment is something I think about regularly every day.

Jon

Anything BoyVar said was wonderful!

Eliska G

Of course, without a doubt, the book cheese moment.

Randy

the dragon fire on Ranch and company!

GurberBurger

A joint Fia moment, but... "One time, I polymorph Bukvar into a goat, and I take his milk." I want to try book-cheese real bad now.

Tom

Pulling a kid out of bookvar! It was definitely not something i was expecting

Michael

When Bukvar was trying to help fight Olwen “I’m trying my best miss. It’s very slippery, it’s very far, It kinda just seems like it’s not going to happen” *flops around*

Austen

Digging sleeping trenches with young fia and pretending to be dead has to take it

Aaron Dowd

My absolute favorite is the image of Bukvar slamming himself into the pizza dough to make pizzas for everyone 📖🍕

Sarah Ault

Honestly, my favorite was anytime Bukvar said “miss”

Katie

My favorite moment will always be BOOK CHEESE! 🥰 📖 🧀

Gillian Chu

Fia recognizing boy Bukvar

Lexi

Bukvar and Fia's childhood games, his cute lil breath weapon attack, literally any time he spoke out loud with his "miss"

Nicole

Breathing fire 🔥

Marcus Heer

How can you not pick the book cheese? I wanna try some

EggBilly

The dragon fire was a fantastic moment

Kate

Book cheese! 🧀

Cas Marie

Sleeping trenches is my personal Bukvar rose!!

Ranch Bass

Every single time Bukvar brings up one Fia's creepy childhood games as if they were completely normal things to do ❤❤

Sam

"I am a smaphire" 😍

Entchen

Definitely making pizza!

Britney

The transition to a pro wrestler voice that accompanies the fire breath 😂

lucca andrade

I always loved how prideful and oblivious he was when the crew though his pizza was weird. It gave him such a strong personality from the first interaction. Paw paw took a while to become a symbol and brilliant legal mind.

ER Josef

The Smapphire play always makes me laugh.

Ace

Gotta be when Fia almost burned him with her cigar in episode 1... "You can't say it was just one time if the one time was yesterday miss" immediately endeared to the flapping tome

Talia

I definitely love every time Fia casts dragon’s breath on Bukvar!

D.S.

Bukvar and his (im assuming) delicious book cheese

Denise Silva

Any time there is a worrying and concerning “Miss”! So sweet 🥰🥰

IMRYAN

When he digs a grave with Fia!

Dean Bobenrieth

I will always remember Bukvar as the fire breathing prowrestling dragon. The voice, the action, the music...priceless.

Grace

The smapphire moment is hands-down one of the funniest moments in the whole Eldermourne campaign!

Ro Si

Give me the book or I leak Mr Toad spoilers! Jk I would never

AnonymousDM

Absolutely Bukvar insisting he’ll keep Henry’s shoes!

Kyle Holland

Definitely Bukvars Octopus arc, culminating in the Olwyn fight

Greg Moore

I am a smaphire! So good!

Parker J

Bukvar breathing dragon fire is so memorable to me 🔥

Connor Schmid

Following Henry waiting to stab him with the buff while humming the mission impossible song absolutely killed me

Andrew Russell

Just started eldermourne. Dare I say I like Bukvar more than Pawpaw??

Rhaego

I was torn because the book cheese moment in the train car is just classic, and any time he was doing fire breath the voice had me dying, but I gotta go with him and Fia singing while they dug the trenches!

Nyle Hamman

Favorite Bukvar moment had to be the twist of the whole time Bukvar being a real boy made under Irina's magic, a good closure knowing Irina was with Feya the entire time.

PupKailash

The scene of Bukvar making pizza in the train car with Fia, Henry, and Zirk. I imagined this wild, chaotic book spastically slamming it's pages to produce a lovely burnt yet raw in the middle dough 🤣🤣

Mark Evans

I mean its gotta be "I am a Smaphire", right?

Darby

One of my favorite moments is him putting on an entire play 😭 he is the smapphire in all of our hearts

copperdragon

Him holding up under Moksora despite being an utter and complete coward

Fiona Dowell

my favorite bukvar moment is in the finale when he recorporates in book form on the boat and decides it’s too scary and goes below decks

XYandZ

I mean book cheese was just iconic

Ashleigh Le

Pro wrestler fire breath Bukvar was my fave!!

Thomas Hegarty

“Umm Miss” and “I’m a smaphire!” But also the pizza??? There were soo many good Bukvar moments!!!

Joshua Robinson

My man bookvar was in a literal Act off...in the middle of a battle...and crited...all the performance pressure turned him into the Smaphire we all never knew we needed.

Leila Elliott

I loved anytime he turned pro wrestler. Absolute legend of a move. Just hearing that deep, gravely "Okay Miss" was incredible.

Sam T

My favorite moment was Bukvar turning into a boy!

Jessy G

My favourite Bukvar moment is when he’s first introduced and terrified of everything, including the pixies lol

Geode Sibbick

Bukvar's train car pizza attempts!!! Best intro to a familiar ever!!!

Andrew Stallworth

The talent show w/ Spritel is DEFINITELY a highlight for me, as well as the original fire breath moment

James Colleran

Making pizza for the first time for the Choo Choo crew.

Ella

The samphire play by far.

Henrietta

Definitely when he was kidnapped and was calling out to Fia, absolutely broke my heart

Paul

Bukvar's flawless rendition of "I am a smaphire" plays on repeat in my head nearly intrusively at this point LOL

Jonathan Haynes

Every single time he does the dragon/wrestler voice

Michael Garrett Ashby II

One of my favorites is his little Smaphire performance - his “mission impossible” stealthing jumping from bookcase to bookcase (in the Baron’s keep in Thornkirk) is also up there for me!

aridavid

my favorite moment was absolutely train car pizza

Gabe Unser

100% book cheese and his pride over his creation 😂 also whenever he turned into a raging dragon. Such an iconic character!!!

Ethan Bridenhagen

definitely the horrible little play he and spritle did together

Charlotte Duckett

I loved the Smaphire! That whole combat was incredible!

Morgan

Whenever he cries “miss? miss!!!” in that increasingly panicked voice is my favorite as well as rising as zombies in the morning!!

sofiasco

“I am a smaphire” 😂

Joseph M McDevitt

I think my favorite bookvar moment is his great pizza recipe

fabled_sword

Any and everytime he becomes a dragon book when Fia casts Dragons breathe on him!

Josh Shrawder

Relistening right now so it was early but I loved when he has the shot he has to give Henry and he is “sneaking” up behind him. I had to pause the pod I was laughing so hard.

John

Bukvar when he makes the pizza for the 1st time.

colel91

The legendary smaphire moment, for sure

Jan Endresen

The first pizza moment is classic :) a book who loves goat cheese? Comedy gold, right?

Jack James

Anytime he's casting dragons breath, love the gruff voice. I like the bats too

Britt Hobson

I have to go with Bukvar putting on a play!

Margaret Kaus

It’s gotta be the book cheese for me

Paul Hoffmann

I am a samphire! That is easily the best Bukvar moment

Alexander Brosseau

It's very hard to top Smapphire but I do adore Boy Bukvar in the finale hiding from the fight!

tony boccia

When Bukvar is sent to scout out Quickblast’s crew, and starts flying back screaming as soon as they start shooting

Anna Reding

Absolutely Bukvar, theater enthusiast, persisting to impersonate a smaphire

Mila Jameson

Fia leaving Bukvar on guard duty while she and Zirk go to investigate a meat locker: “I can’t open the door, Miss! I don’t have hands!”

Ven

the original pizza moment was for SURE my favorite. perfectly encapsulates bukvar ❤️❤️

Zach M

My favorite moment was when the sentient book made a pizza.

CouplaNerds

Bukvar and Fia digging trenches is always a great hoot

Matt Pike

The whole Smapphire thing was amazing and the fact it succeeded with a nat 20 made it even better.

Jacob cooper

Omg i would love a Bukvar. I always loved his panicked moments but my favourite is probably when he makes his own pizza and uses his own milk but every moment where Murph has to role play Emily’s familiar is pure gold and the back and forth with Emily, Caldwell and Jake always brought me to tears.

Emilie Rayner

I am relistening from the top. One of his first lines " Okay, promising it's not going to be pattern is very good" after Fia promised lighting him on fire would jot become a pattern. I dont know why this interaction killed me

Justine M

It made me laugh so hard when Murph said “Bukvar is pulling a Cookie Monster and is just slamming, crunching a pizza, but it doesn’t go anywhere” (Ep. 2, 22:18)

Jack Burns

It's gotta be the first pizza moment for me

Emma Leiser

definitely “i am a smapphire!”

J.R. Bloomer

I just love the frantic “MISS!!” every time anything stressful happens.

Cristian Perez

Bukvar being taken away and seeing having his big bro take over for a while. It Was very wholesome and cute.

Chris Roman

Gotta be the book cheese! 🧀📖

Antigone Clark

Either book pizza or his frantic “MISS!”

Scotty

“I am a smaphire” made me cry I was laughing so hard! Best quote by far!

Beep

Book cheese, no doubt

Tyler W.

I am a smapphire!

Mel R

PIZZA

AustinGeeeeeee

Anytime he called Fia “miss”. It was just so cute and heartwarming

Foxicorn

The creepy songs with Fia as they dig their trenches to play dead.

HGB

It has to be the time he was sneaking, hiding on the bookshelf and singing the mission impossible theme to himself

Timothy Plant

Me and the wife would love to add him to our collection times are tough financially so I guess maby we could win one love yea 2 crew

Emily W

“Miss!!”

William Maddy

The scenes where he makes pizza will always stick with me in the best way.

The Wizard Smith

Basically every time he got the fire breath spell.

Sarah Bassett

I think about Bookvar breathing fire and start smiling to myself sometimes because the visual is so funny. Smapphire is a close second, but I find myself actively thinking about our little Bookvar with flame breath a fair bit.

Valori Waggoner

"Too scary!" at the end when they're on the boat is just so cute

Mark Harmon

Bukvar’s pizza-making skills were so weirdly out of left field that it was hard not to absolutely love it.

Morgan

The one true smaphire

Tyler

All the pop-up book moments!

Carl Corbett

I love thinking about Bukvar's stealth and helping the unseen servant getting sawastins mark and how it was said it sounds like a book slamming when he flies

anxietygorl

Aahhh!!! I honestly love the first time we see “boyvar” it’s so heart-wrenching and I personally felt so scared for he and Fia in that moment

Denver Mason

I liked Tome-var. But, like everyone else here, the frantic “miss!” was the first quotes to come to mind

Josie Lam

When he screams, “MISS MISS!”

okiedokeTM

“I’m a little smapphire! I’m a little smapphire!”

Brit

I love anytime Bukvar breathes fire. Also not directly Bukvar, but I love how Philip is as upset as Fia when he gets taken and loves Bukvar too.

OvrCaffWarlock

I Love the scene where Bukvar get a kiss from the Broken Heart Banshee, and he say “Oh! Oh my. I'm- I'm in love with ghosts now. Oh no. Ohhh no.”

Chris Teague

I have a nice library for him

Aaron Manewith

Basically anytime Phillip and bukvar had an interaction!!!

Jelly

Smapphire by far!!!

Zack Collins

I love when Bukvar and Fia reminisce about their time alone in the woods singing creepy little tunes to each other. Emily's haunted girl voice gets me very time!

Jason Obrock

Any time Bukvar was hopped up on dragons breath was great

Mark Martinez

The best of bukvar is really that he brings out the best in the team. But my favorite is that he cause Phillip to show his soft side while still being a jerk. I don’t have the exact quote but Phillip says something like “Bukvars a dweeb but he’s our dweeb, I miss that little dude” all in a jerk tone LoL

Brent

Bulgar the pizza chef

Rebecca Wilson

Book cheese!! I haven't stopped thinking about it 🧀

Dean

“Please don’t make me a phone book, Miss.”

Kim Wolfram

"Miss!" And also every time he would rev up and breathe fire!

Favorite Coin

Fia being angry at someone and bukvar commenting "Just give the word miss and I'll take them out" this cowardly book just fully ready to murder for fia 😅

Robyn E Kotte

My favorite moment: The first time Bukvar used his fire breath! His voice was so scorchingly deep and…a little sexy.❤️‍🔥

Titus D. Blaze

"OOOHHIII OOOHHIII" Murph being a beedo. Legendary quote

Dany (Ryu)

We are Smaphiressss!!!!

Eduardo Hanst

That time Fia woged into Bukvar and got surprised by a spider was so random but also so funny 😂

Matthew Askett

Octopus Bukvar changing back into book Bukvar so that it would be easier to make tea for Batilda... pages somehow make it easier?

Wyatt Billman

Mission Impossible Bukvar ~ sneaking down the hallway in episode 5.

Devossa

"Oh, now I'm in love with ghosts." All the way back in Ep. 4

Parallaxian

Any time Bulwar double downs on Fia’s creepy childhood. Building graves to sleep in is a favourite

Alex Cooper

Definitely unoriginal but "I am a smaphire" always get me lol

Mathew Eshelman

The beginning of his legendary pizza making

Galen Graham, Local Talent

listening to bukvar and spritle perform as smaphires made me want to be a parent :,)

Taleisha G

Definitely whenever he used the pop up dragon to burn all of his enemies to ashes!! Also book cheese

Jacqui L

Every moment involving book cheese.

Paul Grover

any time that he made pizza

Adam Frost

Bukvar's famous pizza, of course!!

Evolet Harris

"Oh, miss! We're out in the water. Too scary. I'll stay under deck." Most underrated quote ever

Ciaran Hodges

The whole dang performance with the sapphire was amazing

Allison Weick

Bukvar the octopus in fight against Olwyn. An octopus sliding 5 ft a turn on ice!

panpolypuff

Book Pizza and Smaphire are both cemented in my memory forever. ❤️

Leon Yen

When Bukvar stabs Henry's butt!

Kevin Keating

Making pizza for the first time!

mary

i mean it’s GOTTA be book cheese

Claire Klassen

Smaphire, it is just amazing. The entire time i was practically unable to breathe

Eric G

Book cheese and making pizza at the train car!

Brennan Comishin

Him screaming "I'm a coward miss" is a classic

Serena Liles

Bukvar being there for Fia for the years they were alone ❤️

Colin Barry

Murph modulating between his high pitched voice and deep one whenever he can cast the dragon's breath ability.

Aaron Emoto

I know it’s not part of the main campaign, but when Murph said “Bad Baby Bukvar” that sent me harder than almost anything

John Richards

Nothing beats the pro wrestler gravel voice of bukvar breathing dragons breath. I think the first time was fighting the spider at the top of the cliff? Is so, then that’s my top Bukvar moment. Also getting my phone to not autocorrect Bukvar has been a fun journey.

dani

My paralegal Pawpaw would love to have Bukvar as a shelf buddy

Sydney Alexander Muck

Oh boy would I love my very own Bukvar! My favorite moment was when he was finally reunited with us once again

Marlin

Bukvar and 'i am a smaphire!'

Dane Ostlie-Olson

Probably the first(?) time he used dragon's breath against Cass Calloway (I think?) although book cheese is certainly a close second

Toastied-Ghosty

So many good moments, but definitely love that book pizza and homemade book cheese.

Lori P.

When Fia asked him how he felt about leaving the train: B:"Nervous, Miss" F: "Well that could be said about anything." B: "Correct. Just a constant state of nervousness."

reid faitala

*Bookvar holds up a knife behind Zirk* Bookvar: “just say the word miss”

HailtotheQueenJ

I haven't gotten to see all of Bukvar yet, but I really love book pizza

Carson Moore

BOOK 👏🏼 PIZZA 👏🏼

Draco

Gotta be when Irina saves Bukvar and he asks “miss to save miss” haha was so funny and pure! I loved it. Thank you guys for the highlights of my week!

Claire Keogh

Me and my girlfriend still do the mission impossible (I think?) Theme tune that murph does for bukvar bein "sneaky" whenever our cats are trying to stealth

Kyrie

My favorite Bukvar moment is when he first makes pizza with book cheese, and when he eats his pizza, he's described as eating it like Cookie Monster with pizza bits flying everywhere. 📖🍕

✨Mo✨

the smaphire moment had me in stitches and milking him for cheese!!

Claire Keogh

Omg and him and Fia singing while they dig a trench fuckin ended me 😂😂😂 (I knowyou don't get an extra entry for extra comments but I thought of this after I pressed post and immediately wish I'd picked this one as my fave)

Wreck-It-Rosie

I like the end part where he comes back and everyone leaves Phillip as dead. 😕 Joking… mostly… dragon’ breath Bukvar is the best Bukvar.

Chelsea

One of my favourite moments of campaign 2 in general was when Fia says “bukvar you fool!” When he fails as a lookout. Hilarious.

Christopher

I'm sure it's already been said but I love it when Bukvar starts helping Fia dig holes and sings.

Sian Utton

I AM A SMAPPHIRE sends me every time, that and Murphs dragon-Bukvar voice, so good!

Nathan Cabisca

I loved imagining bukvar becoming human

Lori P.

Also, "I was going to say 'If I'm with you, Miss, I'm always on the train,' but yes, I will take my pizza paddle. "

thomas c

The first time Bukvar did the fire dragon breath was such a funny and cool moment, love it each time!

Doug Nettles

Book cheese and all the times he called Fia Miss!

AuroraBell

I definitely love the first time Bukvar attempted to make pizza, such a disaster! But that's why we love him!

Michael Busse

It's gotta be just willing himself into being a precious gemstone. "I AM a smaphire!"

Christopher Nolden

Will always love the pizza making scene during one of the first nights in Fia's train car. A book WOULD be terrible at making pizza!

Dani Sharkey

I hope it still counts, but how could I not talk about all the Boyvar moments! Truly my favorite lad :)

Satya

Look am a smapphire.

William Farris

C2, E1- shortly after Valk was reanimated after being severed in two by the Prophet Cain, Phillip aggressively taunts him Phillip: “F*ck you, you little coward! You little f*cking coward! You are SO easy to read!” Fia: “Okay, okay, the only person we call a coward is Bukvar, because he is objectively a coward.” Bukvar: “That’s right! Everyone be nice to Valk; Valk is brave! It is ~I~ who want to go home right now.“ Fia: *nervous laughter* “Okay, Bukvar.” Bukvar: “Valk just wants to be on the belt- …what?” Fia: “Bukvar, please.” *chorus of wonderful laughter*

Taylor Levesque

Bukvar being stealthy and hiding in bookshelves? Absolutely iconic. There’s a lot of great moments but nothing like imagining a perfect center toothed Tom Cruise book rocking that mission impossible theme

Adam Grayson

It has to be making pizza in the train car. Also, book cheese sounds so very gross.

Jon S

I loved Bukvar turning into a fire breathing dragon book and toasting his enemies with Murph's super low voice.

Matthew Vogel

So many great moments but the first time he really got to me was the pizza scene in the beginning!

Vincent Cortez

My favorite moment is for sure the storybook fire breathing!

Bryce

Bukvar and Fia talking about frozen hotdogs!

Steven Hoffart

The Smaphire or the murph's Macho Man Randy Savage voice whenever Bukvar gets fire breathing are both very good!

Hannah McFarland

Anytime Bulvar laughed nervously attempting to be the voice of reason!!

AriBeam

I've gotta say my favorite Bukvar moment is when he got to breathe fire and Murph's voice went really low. The imagery and the character acting were all ideal there.

Dread

"Below"!

Lily

i think about book cheese at least once a day

Ian Drazkowski

“That’s right, everyone be nice to Volk. Volk is brave. It is *I* who want to go home right now.”

Madison Pike

Him and Fia singing about digging holes!

Trevor Stone

I’ll be honest, as someone who has anxiety and gets lost and find escapism in reading books, Bukvar was something special to me. My favorite moment is when he and Fia would be talking emotional about the years they were alone and Batilda left them and they were alone in the train car. From the crying on the pages to the little joke he would make. Though not outright funny, I found myself feeling more and more connect to the story of Fia with my own experiences of being different and an “outcast”. I loved Bukvar and if I had to pick a funny moment, Smapphire duh

Christine

There’s too many amazing Bukvar moments but I will always laugh when I listen to Bukvar sneaking around the tower in episode 6 while humming the Mission Impossible music and ducking into bookshelves.

Connor McKenzie

That suddenly real moment when budvar is shown as a baby halforc as thier soul is ripped away :'(

Junto

It has to be the book cheese, I’ll never forget that

wat2374

Pop out Dragon that breaths fire with the deep voice is always my favorite

OldManCain

My favorite will always be him and spritle doing there play. I’m a smaphire is still my favorite quote in the campaign.

Ben Gilbreth

“I am a smaphire!” and all the associated parental joy from the Third Mates.

Aidan Klajnscek

I mean, it's gotta be when Bukvar was kidnapped. Like, yes, sad, unfortunate, heartbreaking. But it's also dramatic and that's what I live for.

Jordan Murdock

I thought it was super interesting when he was captured and it was revealed he was like a spirit. It was like something I never even thought about him being an animated book that his spirit could be separate from his form.

Deedee

My favorite is bukvar and fia singing their songs as they dig the trenches/holes

Cassia Warren

insisting on making a good pizza!

Humble Goblin

I would like my very own smaphire, it would be just the right weight for me to sleep with.

Beav

“I am a smaphire.”

Travis Perkins

It's got to be when bukvar was making pizza. just the image of a book smashing cheese and other ingredients in their pages gives me a weird vibe

DowdMusic

Book cheese pizza!

Clio

Bukvar and Spritle’s little play is my favorite. Bukvar got a Nat 20 on “I am a smapphire!”

Kae

“I’m a smaphire” will reign supreme

Jessie Johnson

I absolutely loved when bukvar became the "great librarian" so freaking cute and such a beautiful start for our little book god Bukvar. #InBukvarWeTrust!

Sebastian Nabors

Just anytime he made pizza or was talked about him making pizza 😂

T

My favorite memory is when I won a Bukvar plush on my birthday, February 16th!

Them fatale

Its gotta be "I am a smaphire" lol

aloox

His Broadway performance of "I am a smaphire" ofc lol

Larileini

"I'm a smaphire" is my favorite moment, capturing the chaos of this incredible podcast.

farmerjoe_y

When Fia cast dragon breath on Bukvar for the first time! I love a wild ass Bukvar!!!!

Rogan

I think my favorite bukvar moment has to be his excellent stealthing through the bookshelves!!! It was just so cute :D

lizznotliz

The reunion when Boy!Bukva ran up to Fia in the glade Irina sent them to!

Lorelei and Kyra Newly Weds

It's simple but I'm not even sure if it's accurate, But when Bukvar was taken and called "Miss! MISSS!" The moment will always be my favorite. As if Balnor was slain by Theala

Thomas Gunn

I gave my paw paw to my pup. She would love to complete the collection of "babies" next to her bed.

Tyler Foster

Fia: "Bukvar I don't mean to be selfish, but I don't know this world without you.." Bukvar: "Oh but miss, here's the wonderful magical thing: what if, in this world, as I am, I could help guide people and sort them. Like a guidebook like this were all one big library and then you could summon me as a familiar and I could still be around you like a book!" As soon as he says "here's the wonderful magical thing" I am brought to tears lol

Anton

Hiding in the bookshelves while humming the mission impossible theme!

Cassandra

Smaphire boi. <3

Gnarrrwhal

It has to be burnt book pizza

Dylan S.

Everything with him being an amazing pizza chef. He would be put right in my kitchen so he can supervise me when cook!

Tama

Singing haunting songs while digging trenches with Fia absolutely

Dan Naro

"I'm a smaphire" of course 🤣

Brooke

“We are the dead ones! We are the dead ones!”

CHRIS BROWN

“That’s right, I was made by a god... NBD”

daniel e

The smaphire I am a smaphire

Tatym

"We're the dead ones! We're the dead ones! Yes we are!"

Zack

Any time Bukvar has Dragon’s Breath cast on him is the best - Murph gets to sound like a wrestler!

mothman

Dragon breath dragon for sure

Sophia Naylor

The delight of librarian Bookvar for sure

Keanu DRAMAFACE

“Yes! I’m a coward miss!” Never fails to make me laugh how open Bukvar is about their cowardice.

Supsupcool

When vulvar was super peaty about keeping hanks shoes

Zachary Armstrong

Pro Wrestler Voice Dragon's Breath Bukvar all day everyday

Ryan Maxon

All for the pizza chef bookvar

Amanda Mantchev

I think I'm repeating others, but my favorite moment is when we realize he's actually a little boy! like pinocchio

Max Telmer

I mean can't really beat the play of the century featuring Spritle

Brieanna Elliott

I love every time Bukvar immediately gets on board with whatever nonsense Fia starts, especially digging sleeping trenches.

Steven Cassettari

Book cheese for sure, but fire breathing macho bukvar is also very choice!

Nathan Finch

I really like all of Bukvar and Fia’s creepy sad songs they sing together

likedafish

"You can't say it just happened once when it JUST happened" the first bit of banter between Bokvar and Fia, talking about how she lit him on fire. I immediately fell in love with their relationship!

Bg

100% the Smaphire bit. I can't wait to see if Bukvar and Spritle start a new Theatre company (in Bukvar's spare time of course).

Ethan7480

I loved the very first introduction of Bukvar, because it not only set the tone for the character as a whole, but it also just sounds like Murph being comically antagonistic towards Emily, and it’s so funny when you view it like that.

Ben C.

I love whenever he screams like the coward book he is („MISSSSS!!!!“) but I am a Smaphire and the repeat of it at any time is my everything! Such dedication!!

pwmandragouras

Best Bukvar moment was when he was taken and Phillip had to step in to fill his shoes. Felt like we had taken Bukvar for granted up until then 🥲

Carlos Castro

Personal favorite is Bukvar shouting “I yield! I give up!” and running away at the start of the campaign. Really set the tone for his character

Chris

Definitely Bukvar making sloppy pizzas with his own cheese

David and Rebecca Bell

1st time Bukvar turns into the pop-up book dragon and breathes fire.

Nordicpvink

I’m a lil Smaphire enough said

Blake N.

Best is His reunion with Phillip. “I mean, like, it’s cool that you’re back or whatever…”

Andrea

Singing about being dead with Fia, absolutely

Travis Dreelin

The concept of polymorphing him into a real goat to make the cheese and them having him change back into a fantastical creature to make artisanal cheese for his hipster pizzas is just pure magic.

Harry B

It’s got to be Bukvar just slamming himself into the pizza and toppings to “make” pizza. Oh and the goat-var.

Kimberly Scott

The time that Bukvar made pizza for the "Choo Choo Crew" aka "The Third Mates" has to be our favorite.

Billy Cunningham

I just loved listening to BulkVar making pizza. I laughed so much.

Adam Brown

My favorite Bukvar moment was when he made pizzas for the crew, seconded by him telling Fia to hold him back so he wouldn’t stab someone

Logan Morris

100% it's dragon's breath Bukvar!

evans-endeavors

My favorite is episode 2 or 3? Where Fia leaves Bukvar to guard the door to the freezer when they’re looking at the body of the Rook goon. And when the door slams shut Bukvar just crying “I can’t open the door, Miss! I don’t have hands!” And Fia screaming “why did I leave you out there?!” The image of leaving a book to guard a door just tickles me.

Kerby Reed Balen

"Miss? Miss! Help!!" Bukvar's pleas as he is ripped from his book form hit so hard and are such a great payoff for all of the crew's great story crafting especially looking back now. Thanks for all the great memories ❤️

Mister D

The method of polymorphing Bukvar into a goat to take the milk and make it into cheese was truly the most beautifully chaotic moment and I expected nothing less from the Choo Choo Crew.

MarinheiroTX

"It is I who want to go home right now!"

kara mac

When Bukvar is trying to get Sewastian’s seal in the library and is humming the Mission Impossible theme as he is hiding in the bookshelves

Erik

Bukvar “I am a sapphire..look at me..!?” Proceeds to get a 3-2 making it a beautiful 1 for the best book play ever.

Katie P.

"How is that book sweating?" and the Mission Impossible theme as he stealths were so funny

Al Springer

Mine is definitely anytime Bukvar had dragons breath and got the deep voice or the mission impossible theme Bukvar!

Cain

Bukvar and his pizza. Bukvar is truly all of us.

Colton Fude

Definitely the Sm’apphire bit

Steven Hamonic

I love every Pizza Bukvar moment equally don't make me choose

Katie Lee

All the moments with Fia where they reminisce about something very creepy as if it were a normal part of everyone's childhood

Howling Salt Sam

The Smaphire monologue and literally any time book goat cheese is mentioned. Bukvar making pizza and getting hurt/covered in sauce.

Luis Nadora

My favorite moments was when he made book cheese pizza, and when he finally reunited with Philip 🥲

Elle Senn

Bukvar acting out that play but also the book cheese. I’m going through the element short rests rn as d it’s making me miss him do much

Claire After All

Anytime Bukvar says “Miss” my heart melts

Dion Spyro

I liked when Bukvar literally burned Horseshit the bandit alive 🥰 very sweet moment

Marleigh Flowers

Bukvar singing the mission impossible theme to himself as he snuck around Whitclaws mansion was truly *chefs kiss*

Jayson Tuman

Definitely Philips fake hate for Bukvar

Shannon V

When Bukvar was fully calling himself a coward and Fia was telling him to stop it, but he was like “no I am”

Allaura Kridler

Book cheese literally haunts me everyday. 😂😂💕 But the fact that he’s so proud of it makes me giggle 😂

Hewitt Miller

The first time Boyvar was revealed made me gasp and shit my pants

Jacob Schaller

Always the bookvar fia games, so much joy every time

James Hammack

Definitely little octopus Bukvar wearing skates 🥰

kimbo ★彡

i love all of bukvar with my lil heart but when he just earnestly started making pizza for the choo choo crew and hank was so skeptical, i absolutely cried laughing. fia and bukvar's relationship is just so cute!

Orangeleader398

“I can’t open it Miss, I don’t have hands” from episode 2 when the banshee closes the cooler door with Zerk and Fia inside.

Maggie

As incredible as I'm a Smapphire is, I could not stop laughing at Fia and Bukvar singing and digging the trench.

Annie

Bukvar’s secret agent mission early in the campaign, also anytime Fia cast dragons breath on him

Kamardikan

Mine is definitely the pizza 🍕

Kevin Dobie

The first time he breathed fire was amazing, the pop-up book visual was perfect

The Wizard Sanctuary

100% mission impossible theme Bukvar, darting into bookshelves to hide

Dee

book pizza !

Colin

Flying flaming Bukvar, obviously. Love the death metal Bukvar

Michael Wells

“I Am a Smaffphire! I AM A SMAFFPHIRE!” *Proceeds to incinerate everything around him with Dragons breath*

Madeline Conca

Whenever he roasted his foes as a fire breathing dragon book!!!

David N

Either smaffire or (and this is only technically bukvar) but when tomevar appeared and immediately disappeared

Claire Gerland

Bukvar making pizza with his own book cheese. Absolutely haunting

Noah McCoy

When Bukvar takes the form of a pop-up book as a dragon and goes WWE on the enemies asses!

Kameron Going

His increasingly frantic “miss, Miss, MISS” was, in different contexts, both hilarious and haunting.

Jess Cannell

“We will all have pizza again in the train car.” “Please don’t make me a phonebook, Miss.”

Andy Hernandez

Love how excited Bukvar gets when thinking how he gonna sort all these souls

Joshua Johnson

My favorite bukvar moment is when he professes his extreme dislike for being an animal then Fia talks about how she likes to make cheese from his milk

PharmGirlie24

Everytime I think of Bukvar I can just hear him saying "Miss" in his little voice when something was going down but most importantly for him is Book Pizza!!!

Stencaar

"I am a smapphire" really takes the cake for me! The fact that Murph honored the Dice Christ's natural 20 in that scene really made the moment go down smooth!

Mike

When Bukvar made the pizza he went from Fia’s voice of reason to just as insane as her. It was the best.

George Fiddes

The whole Smapphire scene is one of my favourite moments of the podcast

Helen Hughes

its gotta be the book cheese!

Andrew Boerema

Definitely the expert pizza making :)

Erik Qvistgaard

Bukvar making pizza is my most memorable moment of him

Melissa 'Mj' Fordos

Gotta be the whole sapphire/smapphire bit 😂 love this little dude

Tom Crow

Smapphire, coming to theatres near you😂

Jonathan Ferreira

I’m sorry but Macho Man Bukvar Savage constantly Spitting Fire!!!!! That is the Only Answer and it happened So Many Times!!!

Bri Jones

Anytime bukwar says “miss” is iconic, but also when fia tries to get him to open the freezer and he says “I’m trying miss, I don’t have hands” 😭

ylz

Love the first time he had breathed fire and it was described as a little pop-up dragon coming out of the book :)

Parker K Lund

“I can’t open it Miss, I don’t have hands!"

Desk Plant

My favorite Bukvar moment is early on when Fia finds Hank and Zerk hogtied up and Fia tells Bukvar not to jump to conclusions because maybe they like that. Bukvar then apologizes for kink shaming.

Cutter W

Love Bulgar’s signature “Miss” 😄

Thomas Ryan

Any time Bukvar and Fia were singing haunting childhood songs and sleeping in trenches

All Wen

It has to be when Bukvar and Spritle performed in "Smapphire" (Eldermourne's greatest childrens' pageant)

Joseph Hewison

Bukvar trying his absolute best to make pizza was so funny and adorable!!!

Eman

Its got to be when bookvar was turned into an octopus

Jordan Grace

“I can’t open it Miss, I don’t have hands!" lol

Caitlyn Hartung

Something about Bukvar addressing Fia as “Miss” is so sweet and endearing. He is the entire reason I started listening to C2

MegaDinoKing

Bookvar as a lil’ boy? That’s F-ing cute. Bookvar as a lil’ boy with lil’ glasses? That’s incredible.

Eleanor

I literally cried when Bukvar volunteered to sort the souls and I didn't know that he would be able to also be a book. Just the whole thing about his divine heritage honestly.

Louise Flew

The pizza making had me crying with laughter!!

Zoe Glepa

I loved the part where Murph called Bukvar, "The Great Librarian", I actually teared up.

Bene Maisano

All the time bukvar was gone and you waited and waited until you finally hear him say Miss again... So the reunion it is!

Glenn Dhooge

I'm a smapphire... I'm a smapphire ... I'm a smapphire ... I AM A SMAPPHIRE !!!!!! This keeps me cracking every time. If an awakened book can become a smapphire, we can become everything we want if we try hard enough

Lost Terminal

When Moxora stole Bukvar! So chilling!

Prowsy

Bukvar saying Miss. Also him being awkward in his boy body during the finale 😂 such a lad

Aaron Ximm

When he keeps trying to perform as the sapphire. Close second would be every time he breathes fire. But Fahrenheit 451 asides were too thin on the ground!

Jason Portizo

I mean the obvious answer is "I am a smapphire!"

vero sq

All Bukvar moments are so precious!! 'Miss! ' in a the voice only the cutest book with glasses could have :)

Josh

Bukvar injecting Zirks serum into Hanks neck when he’s aiming for his unclenched ass 📖 💉 😱

Riley McCann

I love Bukvar joining in whenever Fia had a childhood song/weird game. My favorite is just the haunted singing in the forest while they dig ditches ❤️

The Kiekster

Bukvar singing about digging ditches with Fia for sure!

Ariel Jay

Something was so beautiful and poignant about little boy Bukvar. But you can’t go wrong with Smapphire ;)

Samson

Book pizza of course

GumnutViking

The very first time he breathed fire and his polite voice shifted to the demon lord voice. Iconic ever since

Fraser Connell

Has to be boy-var. goosebumps every time I listen to it

Cassie Cox

Book pizza. The cheese came from him. How could we not be obsessed with a book that not only provides ingredients but also cooks.

boganlanks

Bukvar fist turning into a lil boi, and being Fia’s little brother

Saru

Nothing will get me as much as Bukvar proudly agreeing that he is a coward and then looking over to Mr. Henry to ask him if he's a coward too, akskd. it's the "i see you're a man of culture as well" meme

Welshlander

Like most others have already said, the Smapphire scene is hands down my favourite

Oliver

Love Bukvar making pizza with book cheese and chomping pizza like the Cookie Monster!

Maia Costea

Bukvar being upset when Zirk was practicing fighting on his bats from the vermin hat, but the train car also had bats, so he got confused a bit. They had to mark with an X the bats that weren't from the train car. A coward becoming upset and vocal about something is very cool.

AJ

My favourite Bukvark moment has to be him getting upset over Henry fighting the bats and watching the real bats so they don't get hurt when they visit Fia's train car for the first time

Adrian Marthaler

Definitly the scene in the train car making pizza! 🍕

Michael McDougall

When Bukvar was turned into qn octopus only for the next fight to be on ice, so they were just flailing around.

Ali Dunn

Bukvar! I tried making pizza this weekend and I failed. Need your tips for train car pizza!

Scott Beyer

Bukvar crying Fia’s tears

Kara Henry

Has to be Bukvar being milked to make cheese for the pizza.

leemurs

I have to live in regret the rest of my life knowing I will never have a bukvar cheese pizza. He tries, he really does!

Lux Ultor

Tomevar was better

Cillian Fearon

I do love the Smapphire bit, but going from the prime polite little Bukvar to demonic dragon lord fire breathing Bukvar is so good.

Jakey

Miss? Will my new master take care of me? "Of course Bukvar"

daph

Little boy bukvar was cute but ngl octopus bukvar sliding around on ice….. arguably cuter :)

Ella

The first time Fia cast fire breath on him and he got to feel all powerful! A fun change-up from timid little Bukvar

George Tutle

My favorite was the play bukvar put on!! I was laughing so hard I cried !!

hell

literally every time he’s shown up 🥺

Sophie Buijsen

Bukvar’s finale was my favourite. A big lump in my throat when hearing about the great librarian.

Emily H

Bukvar vs Spritle consistently failing performance checks to 'become the sapphire', with proud (competitive) parental support from Fia and Zirk. And of course as part of that... "I am a smapphire".

bee

My fave Bukvar moment was the first time he got to use firebreath -- the transition from a cowardly "Miss?" to Murph's pro-wrestler voice was comedy gold

Kevin Schleicher

Bukvar getting to become the great librarian and have a noble purpose

Luke Cullen

Bukvar being jealous of Spoony and Fia saying that Spoony is stronger than him

Sydney_Brooke

"Volk is brave, it is I that wants to go home" or something like that, but it makes me do a giggle everytime because I absolutely relate to Bukvar way too much.

Kai Raphael

"that was just a game we played miss. A sad, sad game.." (ep15)

Jacob Radford

The paper fold out dragon when Fia uses him to do that fire breath is so cool. Also the pizza making

Liz Merchen

"I am a smapphire!!" (Made me fully chuckle out loud in this scene when he turned into a pop-out book!)

Kevin Smith

It’s gotta be the book cheese incident. As an aside, would totally watch a cooking show that he hosted

Chris Ludonym

“I am a smapphire!” No question.

Boofoe Dibeppo

Anytime Bukvar said “Miss” in a non-regular tone, always put a smile on my face

Quitebadweather

It's a toss up between Smapphire and any time he and Fia talked about the games they played as kids - when Murph got to fully remove the DM cloak and join in on the antics.

Jacob Twet

The love sapphire/smapphire bit, he is definitely one of my favorites

aphyrex

Definitely Murph getting to break out his WWE voice when using Dragon's Breath. Maybe that's how he heats up the pizza oven!

Austin Reed

Bukvar being Murphy's proxy to warn the party about bad ideas. Everytime it made me giggle!

David and Cory Barrow

There are so many wonderful moments. Either the moment we discover his love for pizza making or the sheer creativity that came with narrating his pop up book spell delivery.

Andrew Davis

It has got to be his pizza making skills early on. It was such a great introduction to the character and led to many jokes.

Lyana Morton

"I am a smapphire" one of my favorite quotes from the series

Justin Neal

There’s too many good and funny moments, but I think it was when he was taken for that long period of time. The helplessness in his voice was heartbreaking, and I really felt for Fia.

Dorothy Cooper

Smapphire is iconic, but I do have a special love for yelling at Hank "she's drowning!!!" when she was learning to swim

Kevin Leetnanas

Season 3 feels lovely so far, but who wouldn’t want a Bukvar

Jonno Cooper

*In Murph's WWE voice* "And everyone lived crappily ever after"

Catie ☆彡

“i’m a book miss. i’m a goddamn book.”

Stephanie Clark

I love Pizzavar lmao. Fell in love with him from his first crappy pie lol

Katie Gunn

Fia cheekily telling the other party members how she made book cheese while Bukvar proudly makes them all a pizza by flailing himself around will forever live in my head rent-free. Henry trying to avoid the pizza but also trying to be polite is hilarious and makes it especially sweet when he warms up to it so much as the story goes on.

ryan

Fia and bukvar digging graves to sleep in

ZircronSwift

Bukvar being a professional actor and successfully *being* the sapphire enough to trick the mechanics of an ancient temple shows our lovely little book buddy has more latent talent than meets the eye. This is why this moment gets a 5/5 pages from me.

Hymntastic

Man I loved the pawpaw plush you guys made last time. My favorite book at moment was right near the beginning when he made pizza for the crew. Henry's level of discomfort was hilarious.

Sam Johnston

Oh, definitely the first moment fia cast dragon's breath on him and the little dragon came out as a pop up book.

Allie Rosner

hands down gotta be the disaster of finding out the cheese for their pizza came from book cheese ahahaha

Kelley

Bukvar volunteering to sort the souls

Luke M. Thomas

Book cheese is my favorite Bukvar moment. Or when he became God. Really could be either

Aaron Black

His ascension into the new arbiter of souls was the most shocking and narratively satisfying moment for me. Who ever imagines that their level one Find Familiar pet is going to become a permanent fixture in the process of sorting souls? For me this scene was so evocative that I imagined him transforming into a fully sentient book, Pagemaster style, and flitted around his heavenly library. 🤩

Rebecca Smith

Favorite Bukvar moment was the first time he uses firebreath and his "Miss?" changes to "MISS!" -- a dang delight!

Elaine W

“I am a smapphire!”

Madison Hendry

Fia and Bukvar's childhood song about digging ditches, it's so good

Flavie

Bookcheese, digging sleep trenches, the sapphire....so many iconic moments, I can't pick just one!!

Cain Catto

it’s basic, but my favorite moment is simply book cheese!! not sure if it counts but i also loved the counter spell on tomevar!!

Sunny

fia and bulvar digging trenches to sleep in was sooo funny to me

Mark Spytkowski

The first time he hit the WWE voice with the fire breathing

Eric Dobratz

I loved Bukvar admitting that he was the one who was afraid in Episode 1.

Izzy R

as soon as he opened his mouth also that he called fia “miss” all the time

Nick C.

Any time Bukvar uses dragonbreath!

Ben

Will plush Bukvar make me pizza if I win him?

H.J.

Book Cheese! Which is also a great name for a librarian fronted ska band.

Jason Scott

“I AM A SMAPPHIRE!” 🤣😂

Christian

Book cheese for sure.

Melnar Bonemaker

The pop up book dragon fire breath was so visually sick and got me hooked on eldermourne! That and saucy book pizza.

Amanda Weisbrod

I loved the first time Bukvar made pizza 😂😂 so funny

Resa

Every emotion somehow being conveyed just by saying “Miss!” in different tones ❤️😂

Todd Sarjeant

When Bukvar got so upset in the train car when Henry and Zirk were balking at eating the pizza.

NormalRealHuman

“I am a Smaphire” and the whole pageant made me laugh my ass off

Sean Hutton

A book making pizza ruled

wicked.witchy

Bukvar and Fia digging a trench and singing a song about sleeping in trenches 😂♥️

Jack Goldstein

I’ve been pondering book cheese for quite some time.

Zac smith

Becoming the great librarian at the end!

Emily R

Definitely Bukvar sneaking down the hallway and ducking into the bookshelf in the manor - he's so awkward that this was great imagery! (Also obviously the pizza!)

Mason McCauley

Anytime Bukvar and Fia chant together. You can really see the best-friend bond between Murph and Emily shine through the characters

Bethany M

“I am a Smaphire” that moment was awesome and I was so proud of Bukvar.

FumblesOBrian

Bukvar and Fia singing about sleeping in trenches!

Laura Potter

Just thinking about Smaphires absolutely kills me 😂

Pam-a-lama ding dong

Sneaking around in bookshelves and making his own sneaky music.

John Richardson

"That was just a game we played, Miss. A sad, sad game."

Laurence&Ty

"We will all have pizza again in the train car."

Bradley Heinrichs

Whenever Bukvar would cast the dragon fire from his pages!

Mike Reilly

The entire 1st bookmarks pizza making scene

Diego Jorquera

I loved how insane tomevar's introduction was and also how fea instantly dispelled magic on him

Karl N.

Bukvar will always be the best Smaphire there is.

Peydon Bush

Bookvar and fia playing weird games in the yard lol

Kevin Austin

Bukvar yelling and coming out of the shadows to give the bone claw shot into Henrys neck. "Sorry its dark and I can't see"

Leo Gabovich

Love Bukvar! And Emily, as a native born Russian speaker with family who talk to me with heavy Russian accents your Slavic accent for Fia was so good!!

Freen

Book cheese.

Kyla O'Donnell

It's so hard to choose just one! But, I absolutely love Fia and Bukvar's relationship: his nervous/anxious disposition, always wanting to go home and not get wet while she teases him and keeps adventuring despite his protests. Not only do they make great characters but I also just love listening to Murph and Em improv with each other. Their banter is so tight and honest and so goddamn funny; I can't count the number of times the two of them had me laughing so hard I cried. The whole crew is hilarious together but Murph and Em moments are always my favourite, and you really see that in Fia and Bukvar.

Donovan Brendler

The idea of Henry imagining Bukvar being milked to make pizza cheese kills me lol

Josh Owl

I always think of the pizza-making scene when I think of him, a classic moment lol

Maxx Davidson

I am a smapphire lives rent-free in my head

Matthew

Oh to have my very own book familiar

Alex Bonilla

It’s not the funniest moment, but Fía’s breakdown after Bukvar is taken is absolutely heartbreaking and it always sticks with me

Resteasy

Bukvars tremendous turn at being a thespian will forever haunt my dreams.

Tnm1401

Bukvar launching flames like a mighty dragon is permanantly seared into my brain

Collin Hajek

Deep voice dragon breath bukvar is an all time classic

Swivels

I Am A Smapphire!

Jamie Claire

Did Bukvar ever use dragonbreath to make a pizza? If so, that's my favorite moment. Time to relisten to Eldermourne

Koalabeyr

Finding out that Fia was put on trial for having bukvar, but that bukvar was made by Irena and Fia was taking the fall showed how deep their relationships between the 3 of them went

Wil R

Gotta go with every time Bukvar uses Dragonbreath

Jordan Johnson

Bukvar's pizzeria that's absolutely not up to local health codes or standards

mira

milky bukvar cheesy pizza bukvar

Jacob Jones

Human Bukvar is too good, you have to love a cute little human Bukvar

Jonnyboy

Gotta love him frantically putting together that book chesse pizza

rueweko

Its so hard to choose, ALL Bukvar moments are my favorite Bukvar moments!!! But if I gotta choose, the entire Smapphire scene had me in ridiculous laughter tears. Thanks for the chance!!!

lildevil567

The idea of a floating book with eyes making pizza still lives in my head rent free, an amazing moment for the hall of fame

Thanatos

Ep. 18 22:37-22:43 *Brian's wrestling voice* "FIT FOR A FAIRYTALE MISS! AND EVERYONE LIVED CRAPPILY EVER AFTER!"

Donovan

!00% Bookvar's dragon breath on RANCH & Co

Gino Rodriguez

small request having to do with merch/club: if at all possible can you include a short print out or something that details care of the item - i have had a couple shirts and my crick water glass (rip) get ruined in the wash/dishwasher as the screenprint falls off - love yall and just want to keep/cherish my merch :)

Nicole Helen

Bukvar's cheese and pizza making enterprise is one of the weirdest, funniest things, and I love it.

Michael

Forever going through the logistics of a book producing cheese for a pizza. Absolutely my favorite familiar of all time.

Kelsey K

Bukvar’s glasses!!! A book wearing glasses is precisely the familiar I needed when I was 9 and also now

Blake

a book making pizza with cheese made from it's own milk will forever delight me

Shawn Hallums

A simple, but endearing quote that I really like: Miss! Miss!

Vincent Wald

The first time dragon breath was used followed closely by “I am a smapphire”

Noah Kyle

There really isn’t any quote better than “I am a smapphire.”

John-Paul Nolan

Idk why, but it's giving very much Murphy vibes

paige

Fia turning Bukvar into a fire-breathing book never ceases to make me laugh lmao

Alex aka Zol Ark

My favorite part is when Fia and Bukvars sing their bedtime trench song during their escape from the Yeti episode!!! 😂 it was so unsettling but funny!

Venus

i forget who said “i’m not a coward!” and bukvar immediately going “but i am!”

Ashley DeLaGarza

I loved when the adults were having a conversation about who is going to facilitate the saving of the world and Boyvar just kinda piped up and said that he could do it. Then when Fia said she couldn't imagine her world without him it just hit home so hard how close the two were. I may have shed a tear...

Max Weisskopf

Just the entire time the Third mates were yelling at Bukvar to stay in the bush during the finale was so so good

Jesse

Absolutely the crazy book milk arc. It was a full commitment to the crazy fun earlier in the podcast and I loved it.

Tim Shupperd

Train car pizza was just such a delight, the absolute commitment to not hurting his feelings sold it all.

Anna Green

Of course I have to go with ‘I am a Smaphire’ that nat 20 was really Dice Christ against Murph and I love it

Tay Jay

Nothing better to listen to than Bukvar making pizza!

Grant Smith

Murph describing the sounds that a book would make while attempting to make a pizza was the peak of the whole campaign

Adam Jorgeson

I’d kill to get my hands on some of bukvar’s book cheese

Carly Anne

All the moments where Bukvar and Fia sing their creepy childhood songs together hold a dear place in the deepest cockles of my heart.

Darren Davis

Bukvar as a pizza product producer and chef is both horrific and heartwarming.

Abdelmelek

The whole smafire scene is amazing, plus spritle playing a rival

Grandmaster Kiki

Honestly I loved the first time Boyvar and Fia are reunited! That happiness of hearing he can guide the afterlife AND be Fia’s familiar again had me grinning like an idiot

DukeMethod

The bukvar pizza scene was my favorite

Lindsey Schick

Every single concerned “Miss??” is my favorite

Ray L.

When Zirk combined coffee and tea and Bukvar was flapping behind him with a knife, waiting for Fia's command so he could kill Zirk for his crimes

Esmee Marlet

Every time Bukvar is trying to be stealthy or sneaky and he is humming the mission impossible tune! The moment Bukvar would inject Henry with the serum really made me laugh out loud

Jerry Flint

The first thing that comes to mind is of course his stunning performance with Bukvar and Spritle of "I am a Smafyre".

PlutoniumHeart

My favorite moment was actually when he became boyvar and was categorizing all the souls. He genuinly seemed happy and it just felt like the perfect higher purpose he could have asked for while still being there for the gang.

Ant

Bukvar is just the cutest and every "hello miss!" Killed me but I always loved seeing him go beast mode and spit fire too!

Josh Kable

My favorite moment was when Fia casts Dragon Breath on Bukvar, and he suddenly becomes a pro wrestler spewing fire upon the baddies. For one specific moment, I will say the first time this happens because it was so surprising to hear sweet Bukvar change

Baryn Dumas

Favorite bukvar moment has to be when he was Catherine Zeta-Jonesing in Sewastian’s keep. Best oceans 11 member

Kate Wong

Bukvar's train car pizza has been stuck in my mind for a while now. Yum hehe

John KB

My favorite moment is Bukvar becoming Randy Savage incarnate when breathing fire

alwayshome

I know this is basic, but it just warms my heart the way he calls Fia "miss." Every time, I'm like 🥺.

Arron MacKenzie

Loved that all his spells were flavoured as pop ups

Aiden Evans

Just the use of the word “Miss” was so sweet

Zhade

I constantly think about "book cheese" and I'm never sure how to feel about it

Alex F

Whoo good campaign 👏

Andrew Yeager

Bukvar trying to help make a pizza is classic. Between the cheese and Tomato paste and them complimenting him while trying to swallow a not great pizza is the best

Natalie Stokes

Every time Bukvar and Fia allude to something depressing from their childhood really gets me 😂

King Rob

Bukvar attempting to make a pizza is always going to be a classic 🥺❤️

Dakota Brown

I don't remember the wording, but when Fia asks Zerk to do her makeup like a funeral and Bookvar getting concerned about her health is hilarious. "You're not planning to die, are you, Miss? Miss??"

B-Rye

Bukvar's my spirit animal

Winter O'Brien

i strive to be fia, i must have my companion

Nathaniel Blouin

The I am an Emerald performance with Spritel is my favorite

Cody Wifak

bukvar becoming boyvar 4realsies and starting to sort the souls, it was fun seeing where he started to where he ended up its an amazing journey

Alexander McArthur

My favorite was the Trench digging song that Fia and Bookvar would sing. Such a loving and disturbing memory of childhood.

NathanAgle

I want plush for my birthday next week

Alexander Gradecki

*excited flapping * "Would anyone like me to make them some pizza?!" *smashing feta*

Enzo baby

Thinking eggs can come from books

Chandler Roush

Can’t lie everything about book cheese is insanely funny hopefully a one shot with some pizza making boy bukvar

AJ

My favorite Bukvar moment is literally anytime he calls Fia "Miss." He just sounds so pure and devoted. 😽

Summer Tribe

about an hour into episode 19 when Bukvar is turned into an Octopus "ooh I'll have 8 quills!" pretty fun

Avery Krushall

As much as I love the book cheese moments, I’d have to say the entire Bukvar sleeping upside in the cart with the bat’s during the first night the Third Mates stay over at Fia’s.

Outpulse

I am a smafire, pure gold, or should I say that it's a gem

Tree

"I am a smapphire," for sureeeee

Thomas McComb

Every time Bukvar and Fia reference some haunted activity from their past lol

Tylerscer

"I AM A SMAPPHIRE!"

Caitrin

Mission Impossible-ing down a hallway, disguising himself as a regular book 🥺

Alexis Cabrera

I loved Bukvar the moment he brought up book cheese, but my heart was truly his was the first time he turned into a pop-up book dragon 📖 🐉 🔥

Jay Gutierrez

“If anyone here is a coward, it’s ME”

lukewarmwaffles

Fia: Ok, ok the only person we call a coward is Bukvar because he is objectively a coward. Bukvar: That's right. Everyone be nice to Volk. Volk is brave. It is I who wants to go home right now.

Zanz

"Uhh, uhhh, miss?" His co dependence on Fia is a great character trait.

Sebastian Solomann

the most emotional i’ve ever been to any form of media is when bookvar was taken by cain and fia saying that “it’s always been you and me”

jedijames2

Book pizza...can never go wrong with a good book pizza.

Ryan Van Sant

The first time he breathed fire was so delightful! Especially with the voice change.

Samantha J

Bukvar smash hugging into Fia, "Oh miss, don't make me scout!" 🥺💔 too sweet.

vicarious

It's a bit of a cliché, but the whole smapphire bit damn near killed me... also I too love the way he refers to Fia as 'Miss!' all the time <33

Janaga

I think the very end when he gets all excited about sorting souls. Just feels so bookish and something I would totally do if I suddenly ascended to deity levels of responsibility

Savannah M

My fave was definitely all the horrid foods he made, especially the book pizza!

Peter Brown

Being so excited about going back to the train car to make pizzas with Fia again 😭

Erik Raborn

Very cute. Can we get JarSpawn?

Risa Ennis

My favourite Bukvar quote is from episode 2 “I’m watching the bats, I’m very fond of the bats, please I’ve really taken to these bats if you could put little hats on your bats so we know the difference” It gets me every time 😂

Angelo

"I like big butts" -Bukvar.

erug

Does every time he calls Fia "miss" count? I always thought that was such a nice touch

Erin

I loved it when Fia and Bukvar sang their creepy nursery rhyme about being dead. Good times.

John Dulong

For me it was the moment he was stolen away and you got to see him as a scared little boy... Not because I liked that, I'm not a sicko, but the fact that he was more than just a familiar at that point, he was very much a person

Hannah Earl

The revelation that Fia and Bukvar thought digging trenches was a game was so so good.

Bradley Smith

Love when bukvar was hanging on the ceiling that little rascal

Carson Evans

Bukvar's pop up book dragon's breath was so good

Darth Kuruptios

My favorite BukVar Moment was when they first came to the railcars and it was revealed that he was the one that the cheese for the book pizza was made from.

Audrey Wermager

“I am a smapphire” gets me everytime

Alec Davis

Fia: Ok, ok the only person we call a coward is Bukvar because he is objectively a coward. Bukvar: That's right, everyone be nice to Volk. Volk is brave. It is I who want to go home right now.

Daniel Joseph

My favorite Bukvar moment has to be the first time firebolt was cast through him and it was described as a pop-up book dragon breathing fire. I’m not sure if it was the first time the pop-up book was used, but it definitely stuck and inspired me to make a Wizard who’s spell book was a pop-up book

Intestinal-Bookworms

Honestly my favorite moment was the vindication I felt with his canonical appearance. I thought he’d look like Cheato from Banjo-Kazooie and not Page Master face-on-cover. And I was right! That and classic making pizza 🤌

Paige Robinson

Love all of Bukvar, but the digging of the sleeping trenches always got me. Bukvar using dragon breath was always so funny too. And of course the book pizza. Where DOES that cheese come from?

Doobs

My fav bukvar moment has to be at the beginning when he made probably the best pizza known to dnd, the first glimpse of the masterchef he truly is

VahnHouston

Gotta get that book cheese.

Austin Scarberry

It may not be an original take, but I think the moment we all fell in love with Bukvar is when he demonstrated his culinary skills and crafted the train car pizza!

Brandon

Honestly one of the moments that stands out in the entire campaign as my absolute favorite where i was just howling with laughter was when Bukvar first made cheese

Emily Lentz

gotta love him singing the trench digging song with fia

Blake Guerrero

every single time Bukvar turned to a little dragon and breathed fire w the deep voice had me in tears. :)

Nicole

Easily gotta be Bukvar becoming a fire-breathing tome with a pro wrestler voice

Megan Davidson

100% the time when he acted as a spy by singing the mission impossible theme and hid in bookshelves. My fiancé and I were crying laughing

Angie Goslin

Looking through these responses has been so so fun!!! I personally loved anytime Fia and bukvar talked about the games they played while living in the train car. The book cheese moment also made me adore him immediately.

Juan Garza

Spider I'll join you!!

C

Bonky Bonkfish

DGAFDrummer_Danny

Definitely Octopus Bukvar 🐙 Love the nod to Hot Boy Summer

Shy-senpai

I imagined human Bukvar is a cute excitable kid but I found it really funny that ultimately he preferred to be a flying book familiar. Like, forget having hands and limbs and all that. I prefer to make pizza as a flapping book.

rafamalafa

I really want to try some book cheese and pizza

Austin Smith

Definitely singing the trench song

Merle

I love the play he did with Spritle and best quote " I'm a sapphire"

gremlinGurl

Every-time he is called a coward

Alyssa

My favorite Bukvar moment was when the gang met for the first time and he tried to make pizza!

Ryan Manthei

I love his general tone everytime he’s scared and calls Fia “Miss”

Everett

*pathetically and frantically* “MISS!”

Shnark

Gotta love the gag where mission impossible music is playing as he’s stalking Petty Jack, sneaking from bookshelf to bookshelf

Ian W

DEFINITELY when he held a knife to Zirk’s throat with no hesitation

Tim

"I'm a sapphire" was a work of pure comedic genius

Paxicon

I'd love to be able to gift a Bukvar to my daughter! My favorite Bukvar moment is not a Bukvar moment per se. It's... Murph: "You cant stop me. Raise spell, reincarnate... no. We don't need more people, we need more familiars! Rise... TOMEVAR!" Fia: "Counterspell." Murph: "Um..." - E. Axford, copyright champion!

Professor Pratt

The first time he used his wrestling voice and breathed fire.

Lynn LaBoone

I’ll agree with many people in saying my favorite moments were when Bulvar would breathe fire and become an absolute badass ❤️

Karma Sans

Not to be cheesy, but the pizza was one to bookmark🍕📖

Joshua ziegler

I haven’t caught all the way up but I’m close and I LOVE IT!!! Bukvar is so amazing especially when he’s got his angry voice on *wink wink*

EN1GMA

I am a smaphire

Klakadol

First thing that comes to mind has to be "I'm a smaphire"!

K

Pizza, by Chef Bukvardee

Stacie W

The trench digging game. Simply haunting.

TallishCard643

I mean I am a smaphire clearly is unforgettable but my favorite is how he acts as the New Reaper. Just so happy to do work!!

Willem Rogers

When he became (SPOILER) the new reaper

Adam Haikal

first time he becomes a dragon pop-up book and breathes fire.

haylee miles

I'm not very far in this campaign but I love bokvar so far!!!

Cayde

The trench digging sing alongs ❤️❤️

Andrey M

My favourite moment is when Bukvar’s first taken away, and everyone’s instinct was to just get him back—but then Murph is like, no, he’s gone gone. It’s that moment where Fia starts to crack and Batilda makes it clear that their quest is far from simple, rather the stakes are very high and destiny beckons them to go further into the fray.

Katie Lackey

I love the way he says miss :3 cute!!

Darkrisky

I love Bukvar when he’s digging trenches with Fia like it’s a perfectly normal thing to do.

Sam Tindall

Acting like a giant gem to open a door has to be up there

AshDronaut

Bookvar pizza is one of my absolute favorite scenes from Eldermourne