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C3 Ep. 16: The Terrible Fate of Sir Calder (The Dragon Elf Chronicles) (Patreon)

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2022-07-29 09:21:11
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AD-FREE EPISODE FOR $5+ PATRONS! 

Duck Team investigates the Shiverblight hoard! Calder fakes his death, Callie puts on the performance of a lifetime, and Sol sings a frog dirge. Get tickets to our upcoming live shows at naddpod.com/live.

Music/Sound Effects Include:

"Grenade" by Ljudmann at Freesound.org.

"Orchestral Royal Theme Fanfare" by humanoide9000 at Freesound.org.

"A Wizard's Tournament" by Emily Axford.

"Tundra Trudge" by Emily Axford.

"Cursed" by Emily Axford.

"The Fairy" by Emily Axford.

"Water World" by Emily Axford.

"The Ruins of Cragwater" by Emily Axford.

"Gunvar" by Emily Axford.

"Young Love" by Emily Axford.

"Tarragon" by Emily Axford.

"A Fairy Remembers" by Emily Axford.

"Lilith Litrix" by Emily Axford.

"Rats!" by Emily Axford.

"Secret Basement" by Emily Axford.

"Crash Landing" by Emily Axford.

"Demigod" by Emily Axford.

"Heed the Mushroom's Call" by Emily Axford.

"Waltz of the Blue Top" by Emily Axford.

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Comments

Kayla Hamill

One of my favourite episodes. Crying with laughter at Emily describing Calder's death. Caldwell and Em were supreme silly in this.

KSM101

I'm crying at work with laughter over Calders "death"

Lana Kole

I am cackling over Calder’s fake death 🤣🤣🤣 it’s killing me

Austin Wiggin

I love princess shiverblight! Murphy does her so well. Also shout out to Caldwell frog durge it was actually fire

Blue Bee

I love Caldwell making Sol look more and more like Frog

Eric Pierce

I'm two whiskeys and an entire joint in and this is probably my third playthrough but I almost called 911 from shear loss of oxygen to the brain from the laughter induced from them entering princess sugar blights lair

Eric Pierce

I take that back and went into full cardiac arrest when they started describing how calder died to the princess

Mike Y

Sol's dirge sounded 100% like Flippy from Starfox on SNES

Hipster

I love Murph’s teenage girl “OH MY GOD!”

LS

Princex is so fucking cool lmao

Mars Cat

Trent Vent, he vapes out of his ass. Lmfao

Desiree

relistened to this and shoutout to gideon the ninth! such a good book series, i wonder if emily has read all the books out in that series rn

wick

Shiverblight is such a fkn idiot 😂😂😂

Sam

Late to the party, but this is hands down one of the funniest sodes this campaign. From the way Jake reacts to the helm, to Caldwell and Em taking it almost too far with the theatrics with Shiverblight, real knee slapper, guys

Gabe Ibarra

The only good thing about working third shift is being able to hear the episode as soon as it drops!♥️ Can't wait!

Huw Aeron

This isnt anything to do with the episode but Quack Pack is another good name for Duck Team.

Caroline Groß

Don’t scare me with that title! Now I worry Calder dies until the episode is over 🫣

Lorelei and Kyra Newly Weds

Emily supports vaping on naddpod and flirting with adult men when in high school from fantasy high. Soon we will get the fill dark side of axford

Alan Ma

Caldwell's frog fact at the beginning made me realize that the "Bufo" in Sol Bufo is the genus of toads

Flimp Flam the Fierce Flumph

Caldwell with the sneaky and underapreciated hat on a hat joke in the middle there. He can't keep getting away with this.

Mr. Dude Sky

Such a thicc sode. I had a feeling that the iron deep raiders were based of Astartes with the armor and chainsaw swords but it was cemented when Murph said “bolter”. Now all I can think about is the nuances of chainsword duels and how changing the direction of the rotation was key.

Mallory Sutton

So many World of Warcraft references. Murph said Durotar and my brain said THRALL SON OF DUROTAN. Void elves, iron deep… Murph you been playing wow?

Anthony Abreu

Yo, the lyrics to One True Stunner - by Fate on Shuffle got me in my freaking feelings! Solid track with some beautiful letras. Real nostalgic mood. The sode was also indeed thicc. Won't lie that I did misstep for a second when I heard void elves, forgetting that the allies were deep elves

Michael Singer

With how many Emily crits there are this ep murph got lucky as heck she didn’t crit for healthy vape

J.S.

Elzor’s mother had him when she was 750 years old? Good for her.

joel

Murph naming the giant of the helmet "Ultrus" definitely doesn't set off FF6/7 or Ultron flavored alarm bells. Absolutely a reliable ally who will in no way betray them or exact a price for its aid.

Bills Mcblow

I had a similar series of thoughts. Definitely some 40k vibes.

teethknight

Shout out to Gideon the Ninth, the 3rd book is coming out this fall!!!!

Winterbat

I’m loving the Dragon Elf arc so far. The family dynamics of Murph’s dragons are hilarious to listen to. Also, will definitely be checking out Gideon the Ninth. Thanks for the book recommendation 🙌🏼

Fia (but not Boginya)

the gag of them coming up with pseudonyms and then exclusively referring to each other as the pseudonym is so funny. This is the second time its happened

Josh

serious question, will sol be getting some vent this season?

streetcat

Dude this a thiq 'sode I'm loving it

Tim

Just want to say this song Jake ghost wrote rips. That’s all.

jackalope503

Caldwell really channeling his inner KK Slider for that funeral dirge lol

1man2hands

Hell yeah Gideon the Ninth is a banger of a novel

1man2hands

Ooh if y'all are gonna be in nyc... any chances of some drawfee interactions?

Andrew Smith

My favorite episode of this campaign! I went through a very low point and the boobs got me through it, thank you so much and looking forward to the rest of this journey. P.S. Jake is pretty rad.

thomas musgrave

murph i want to kiss you thank you 2 crew for the episode

Nia R

Fucking lost it at 1:29:35 🤣🤣🤣🤣 so many shenanigans and I love every second of it

Bonky Fiasco

I can't get over the fact that Calder's fake name is just his real name with the first letters swapped, and thus sounds exactly the same.

Frank

Haven’t listened yet but the name of this ep paired with the length got me SWEATIN

Axel Ottel

God yes I'm so glad that Emily is getting into the Locked Tomb. Love that series!

Xavier

No joke Caldwell, I WILL buy you 200 bagels if you come to Montreal! The poutine tub will be harder..

Vashguard

Then the helm which is like the helm of domination

Magestain

Omigod the name of this already has me nervous. 😬😬😬😬

MalakirMortis

I wish a dragon horde would have a coin collection from all the different mints from all the different cities or nations they have gotten treasure from. I realize a horde is literally a giant coin collection, but the idea of a book with all these different types of coins taped inside with meticulous notes about them is funny to me. I think it would also be funny if every dragon took electrum offerings as a massive insult, like the reaction you would get if you paid your mortgage with pennies that you dipped in a septic tank.

Jonathan Ferreira

Did anyone else look up Jake’s song? Honestly it felt like it should’ve been in a random musical about a goth kid who never really fit in or something.

Geraint

Omg I'm so glad you gave Gideon the Ninth a shout-out!!! It's such an incredible book

Jared D. Sanchez .

I would not recommend listening to this at the gym 😅😅😅

Annie the Feywild therapist

That was me with the crochet Foster!!! So happy that the AxMurph cats can enjoy it 🥰🥰

bj cox

Genuinely felt bad for everyone trolling Calder this ep

TortillaBandit1

I sent the trophy to Emily, I'm insanely happy she liked it. The whataburger gift cards are incentive to come do more live shows in Texas.

Rachel

wow truly tears of laughter streaming down my face at the shiverblight deception check

Lucas

Toronto to Montréal's train is like 6 hours long lmao, but it is worth it to get actually good poutine! Toronto doesn't know how to do poutine right

Theo

Okay ngl I was really high when y’all read my shoutout and ur boy got emotional lmao, so glad you like the Fanny quack !! (Also no joke I would love to work with you murph on a project in September if ur serious! So stoked to see y’all live 💛 )

michaelopolis

So happy to hear some of the hot boy summer music in this ep (I think?)

Thomas Hegarty

It’s funny i bought gideon like two or three years ago. Still haven’t read it. I guess I have to now that I know it’s good

Mac M

listening to this while hanging out in the woods behind me apartment vaping my own herbs…its what duck team would want [am adult disclaimer, crit on your hw kids]

Johan Gidlöf

The part with the princess silverblight killed me! I burst out laughing at the train. Love you guys

JME

Emily: I break the umbrella over my knee Me: OUT COMES LUP, PHANTASMAL AND RESPLENDENT

Dana A

yeeeesssss to the gideon the ninth plugs- i'm currently playing my own take on gideon in a campaign!!!

Jen Smells Peaches

For real???? Is there a date?? Emily’s right…the audiobook narrator is the ABSOLUTE bomb. My friend - who refers to the Gideon + Harrow series as “lesbian necromancers in space” - has the original black-edged copy of Gideon. I have jealousy.

Jen Smells Peaches

Ok we’re gonna need to start a Gideon thread in the subreddit. I NEED to hear more on your Gideon Nav-based character.

teethknight

September 13th, last I heard! I am also very jealous of your friend :)

Nicholas Bassett

"It's called being U-Knight-ed" Best joke of the campaign 🤣🤣

Kristen with-a-K

Finally got a chance to listen and was not prepared for the Shiverblight bit. And the dirge - *chef's kiss*

Vilaykham Sukhaseum

Oh no, not Sir Calder! Thank god nothing happened to Kalder

Hamish

Ok chainswords I could pass off as coincidence. But chainswords AND boltguns?? My man 😎

Maeve

Absolutely scared the shit out of me while I was driving and heard Emily say my name, I thought y’all had started speaking directly to me lolol

Sadie

Lotta stormlight archive parallels when it comes to names of things: void elves/voidbringers, high prince, high king. Wonder if it’s a coincidence or if Murph’s read it 👀

Garga Lenoir

The world building and frog singing were out of this world!

Axel Ottel

At least one of Emily's characters must have dated the Grim Reaper

Alex Buffalo

This episode had me smiling and laughing all the way through—Calder’s slightly concerned/slightly accepting interactions with the helm and those princess Shiverblight scenes especially. Shout out to chaotic theatre kids everywhere.

Dag Swaniels

This might be the best episode ever

Arwyn Robinson

I cried laughing at the deception scene against princess shiverblight

Maya B

This is one of my favorite episodes of this arc

Emmie

Sol turning the cloak into a scarf completes Caldwell’s transformation into Greninja

Matty H

Caldwell's song had me in tears

Elizabeth Morgan

Did you catch the other book she plugged? I can’t find that title anywhere

Laxly

Jake you dork, the sincerity of your "Yes!" in Calder's voice as Murph went into the recap sent me.

Gearbox

This episode is one of the the times Caldwell and Emily's wild bullshit absolutely destroyed me. I nearly burst out laughing at work when Caldwell said "there were a lot of hungry birds" to explain the lack of a Calder corpse XD

Kaileigh Rose

The "theater kid hand squeeze" took me out and then it kept getting better. Literally had to go on break because i was crying laughing. Really losing my mind at this episode so fucking funny.