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Adventure Book Theatre: Bonus Chapter - The Chaste Gabe Run (Patreon)

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2023-10-13 18:50:07
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2026-06
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The LoreLords (and special guest Jake "Cake" Hogdick) bare their fangs and hearts as they go all in on a romance-tinged run of R.L. Stein's "Please Don't Feed the Vampire!" Will they give themselves Goosebumps? Turn the page to find out! 

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Dorian Doran

posted 20 seconds ago ??? oh boy ::::D

Bransy330

Dingo looking absolutely ferocious on the cover

ABigdude

I can’t believe they got Jake “the cake” for this episode!

Thystler

Cool thanks, Stuck at the airport and will be for another 16 hours. This will make that more fun

LowlyWorm

I was wondering how they got through a whole 8BBC episode without trying to romance one of the characters!

Sam

I love when they get Cake Hogdick to guest on these

Samwell54

Wow … the Hogdicks are a pretty private family I’m surprised you got Cake to agree to do this

Spencer W

Editing the cover like that is hilariously apocryphal

Nathan Wilson

"My name is Cake Hogdick, and I fucked Calliope Petrichor to death. She died smiling" -Emily Axford, 2023

Sam

Yeah but he is really only a guest so it makes sense that you might not know his name.

Ripley Stardust Love

Im not going to lie, one of or all of you need to play a techbro character. Not that i think Tred wouldnt lose a sizeable ammount of his dentist dad's money to doge coin, so maybe you already have done this character. Im just dying laughing at it all.

Alita Angel

Frost in blade uses sunscreen to be in daylight js lol

Frank

I’ve never heard a man sound more tortured than when Murph has to skim-read these adventure books

Mike Fowle

Yooo snake frogmunch finally on the pod

Andrew Greener

Accidentally purchased ticket for Oct 26th show when I'm not in LA. If anyone is interested let me know.

Brookestore

" will we work" another great movie from naddpod production after the success of "women in the wall"

Lemon

Vampire: The Masquerade

Robin Austin

Does it always cut off the very end? I got the "let's do the sendoff-" and then it cut

OGBlake

How did you you not mention giving Gabe the trademarked 'Skarsgard Jackhammer'.

Katie Wilde

It does that for me too often, but today I rewound it (oh God, am I 39?) a bit, to see if I was crazy or if something was wrong with my phone, and it played the last few seconds just fine. So I think it's a glitch that happens maybe when my screen is off? You're not alone anyway but I don't think it's the file.

Robin Austin

Awesome ok ty for the heads up

Casey White

Is it scary to anyone else how good at being toxic Em is? Murph are you ok? Lol

Katie Wilde

Gabe was my husband's first DM, an unhinged maniac that was also my driving instructor, but we didn't find out that it was the same guy (AND he was our neighbour) until we both had too many similar Gabe stories for it to be coincidence

Katie Wilde

The runaway joke of being 27-39 year olds embroiled in clumsy tween romance in RL Stine's cheeky cheese horror settings while Murph begs to continue reading the tortuous text to get to the next nonsensical page choice is my favourite thing ever and I cannot thank you enough.

bloops

Counterpoint, Gabe wasn’t trying to be funny with the pun, he’s just a himbo

Justin Cockrell

Okay so I don’t feel sorry for that guy haha

Maia

God this was absolutely beautiful in the strangest way, thank u book buds and jake!

aiyana graham art

i love that instead of just being a funny story these consistently devolve into toxic queer romances

Gabriel

Oh god. Not like this 🫠

Greg Lohman (tsarducci)

A tragic twist to your preferred ending, explained by planet money. After a few decades in the coffin the government will ID you account as abandoned, seize and sell off your assets, and put the money in one of those state abandoned money lists. So when you awaken in 100 years to the wework future where your investment would be worth 1000x what you put in, you'll find that the state sold your account during the wewontwork crash of 2047, leaving you with $1.29. How are you going to afford future candelabras on that budget? https://www.npr.org/transcripts/799345159

chlo!

emily the movie you’re looking for is the Social Network 😭

jackalope503

We need a mixed bag of the gang watching the Blade trilogy 😎

wick

I don’t think I have ever laughed as hard as I did than during that intro

wick

Gabe???

Crangar’s Little Helper

I loved how pissed Murph got in the first two minutes. 😂😂😂 His patience is so strong.

Smiththebat

That’s Detective Hogdick to you.

Smiththebat

Dick Jake “Cake” Hogdick, if you will.

Stephen Fike

Attention naddpoles, I am no longer able to attend the Denver live show, seat is in the front Orchestra section. If anyone is interested message me, going to sell at regular value I bought for.

James Cherenzia

I adore how absolutely messy and toxic all of the Goosebumps adventure books are

Ryan

Honestly impressive how many branching paths these old books have

cool guy Julian (and his whimsical bf Kai)

genuinely upset now that "wolf of wall street meets brokeback mountain" isnt a movie that exists. i would watch two and a half hours of two tech bros losing money and falling in love in a HEARTBEAT

James Owers

It is hilarious that WeWork went bankrupt today…

aiyana graham art

yeah, the same thing happens to me and its just a patreon glitch

Dragon

My goodness Emily… let your husband get the story out please. Almost worst than people talking out loud at the movie theaters during the movie.

Dragon

Fair. It’s hard to follow at times because of the sidebar and banter going on.

Dragon

Hmm, that is very disgusting and harsh to say to someone especially since I have been a fan since Campaign 1. Not sure what your problem is with my comment. I did not say anything mean.

aiyana graham art

this is misogyny. he likes it, she likes it, and he's not the only one interrupting him but conspicuously she's the only one you call out. if you desperately need to tell the only woman on the show what to do it's not the show for you. and it pisses murph off when people make (sexist) comments like this

Dragon

It wasn’t a sexist comment at all. She literally interrupted him so much at a certain point in the show that I found it annoying because I was so eager to hear the story that Murph was trying to say. It could have been Jake or Caldwell that could have done the same thing and I would have said the same thing but calling them out. But they didn’t and it was her. Nothing sexist about stating THE FACT of what happened so take your conspicuously response and shove it. I just careless anymore if people have something negative to say about my original comment after “Kelsmo” told me to kill myself. Absolutely, ridiculous.

Scruggzi

Finance bro vampires? HJ/Lavonte origin story sighted!