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New token poll for this month

  • Thopter Token 18
  • Soldier Token 5
  • Goblin Token 22
  • 2026-01-18
  • —2026-01-24
  • 45 votes
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I have some unfortunate news. I was checking my token inventory today, and I opened a box that had "goats" written on it. Even though the first handful of tokens were indeed goats, the majority of the tokens in the box were elves! This means that I do not have enough goat tokens to fulfill all the token pledges this month. I'm super sorry that I screwed this up!

So I'm going to need to offer a new token this month, and I figured it's only fair if I give you the chance to choose. The three options are thopter, soldier, or goblin. Here are some GIFs to help you decide:

This vote will end fairly soon, by the end of Friday January 23rd, so make sure to get your vote in right away! Also, if you only joined my Patreon because you wanted the goat token, please shoot me a message. I'm happy to send you a refund! I'm so sorry about this, thanks for your understanding!

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Ian K

To be clear, you must be a token-level patron by the end of January to receive these? I'd just downgraded for goats, but would love any of these 3.

Cardboard Crack

Yes, you must upgrade to the token tier before the end of the month. You made a $3 payment today. I'm pretty sure you'll just be charged the difference when you upgrade to the token tier. Thanks for asking!