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Everyone please comment down below your Christmas lists! What are you hoping for this year? What gift would you buy your kid-self if you could? I'm curious.

Let's start getting into the holiday spirit early!

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Eric Purcell

All I want for Christmas this year is a job.

Amy Townsend

I would kill for a 90’s furby again haha those lifeless eyes get me every time.

Keith

I want a Taylor Swift skinwalker meatcanyon sticker

Kaleb Messner

Building my physical media collection

TheWizeGoat

I want to buy myself a new Xbox or ps4 so I can record gameplay that isn’t cloud gaming garbage connection

Jwaesmo

I want a roomba and I’m pretty sure kid me would want one too

Jordan Herbeck

I want dad to come home from getting cigarettes! ❤️

crayon

Box of max sticks

Code1Arms

The full size Lego Star Wars Millennium Falcon

Felix Maldonado

Mario Bros Wonder and Mario RPG Remake for Switch

Kristina

All I want for Christmas is to Achieve some type of Popularity with my Photography Hobby....and Clothes

gone.

A vr headset

Juan Brito

A Tesla X black on black

g0retopia

money for groceries:( shit i’d get myself the fucking lego imperial star destroyer tho tf

Martin Phillips

something i write to be turned into visual media.

Fe Burg

Probably a ps5 or steam deck. Even as a kid I used to get consoles for Christmas not anymore though

Friday13

A kids jeep wrangler. And NOT one of the pink ones!

Mattew Motley

I'd like to get back into shape. Covid really fucked over my progress in weight loss

Josh Blank

I want everyone to stop celebrating Christmas early so I can enjoy my birthday instead of everyone just skipping over November

Marcus Kidwell

I want my very first Meatcanyon sticker after finally subscribing to Patreon 😮‍💨

YourLocalGhost

22 year old woman me wants an espresso machine. Little me wants one of the little cars so I can ride around and be a menace. And maybe a doll idk

KingDoctor

Tight little man pu$$y like Elmer Fudd

H

i wanted blenders for hands when i was a kid so i could have smoothies anytime

Brandon Toler

A Papa Meat Custom Dildo is all I need this year 🤞🏼

Victoria

To become a famous artist

Adam Sullens

I really want the huge fuck off Lego Lord of the Rings Rivendell set!

BonelessWater

I’d like to buy my kid self a Nintendo 3DS

Grunglenutz

It would HAVE to be Monster Lab for the Nintendo DS. Extremely nostalgic, timeless fun, nothing but great memories while playing that.

Westifer

I want a purple lightsaber Autographed Hunter Hancock sexy picture An Dragon And Harry Potter Lego sets

Luis Garcia

A transformer, when I was younger n elementary school I wanted one so bad but my family couldn't afford it

Joshua

A Nintendo Switch so I can beat beta bitch friends in Mario party and Super Smash Bros!

Roadkill Yay

for Christmas i think just some rats 🤑🤑

Big Daddy

I wish I was debt free (adult version of me) and I’d wish for a ps1 again with final fantasy 7 and Dino crisis game (kid version of me)

Stuka_Ace

Papa meats sticker emporium.

Meat Biscut

For mfin DoorDash to bring my Taco Bell that I’ve waited 1hr 23 minutes for.

Sören Büsing

Hmm I wanted a really good 3D Printer, since like forever. So that's definitely on my list haha

TabloidA

a glob of glue

Christian Ralles

A guitar center gift card for lessons and a box of beef jerky (Edit)- looked up how much guitar center lessons were and would like to change my wish to just the beef jerky, play a game of league with Papa, and the meat trucker hay. Happy holidays everyone!

Sam smith

Prob spiderman cosplay. Kid me would flip

iFractalCheeks

I would definitely get myself a gift card of some kind

Ruben Garcia

There are so many manga volumes I want 😫

Ultraczar

A Red Ryder Carbine-Action 200 Shot Range Model air rifle! :D

Strugg

Riding lawnmower

Sarah Brogan

For my adult self: a good gaming chair! For child self: the jurassic park game for the Super Nintendo ! 😬

Grimacita

new gaming chair

JLaFs

Can I get a new spine?

Squeefactor

One of those comically large Acme slingshots that can fit a person in it.

velkrokix

Adult me wants a vacation away, just got my passport so hoping to visit some pals in our northern neighbors land. Child me would probably want a better computer but I have that now so maybe a new game lol

Katie

A taxidermy coyote, 125 bags of paver base and 78 pavers, mallo cups

Eric Purcell

Message him directly. He usually gets back to people.

Ryan zepeda

For Papa Meat to be in Fortnite

Mando Gonzalez

A PSVR2 to escape reality, and watch meatcanyon vids in VR 😉my kid self would probably shit itself.

Savannah

My own room since I shared one with my sister

Isaac sivley

Pants and car parts but id buy my kid self nerf and legos

vonWolfeXIII

My medical marijuana card and a huge drawing tablet lmao

Tyler Bonilla

I would get something to do with starwars

Shaun Thibodeau

I’d buy my kid self some Key Spider-Man comic issues. First appearance of The Lizard, Death of Gwen Stacy.

JijiMug

I always wanted a doodle bear. One of the coolest things I saw on TV when I was a wee gremlin.

Garrett Radtke

One of those sick knex Rollercoaster kits

JacketVS

This year, I want something that can stretch my back (like the torture device). I’d buy a waterbed for my kid-self.

D'Artagnan Starkey

I think now I’d like better headphones or some manga from HxH, as kid Id fuck with some hot wheels

Gary Ingram

Probably a camera for photography or a iPad for art stuff

Busty Bishop

A decent mic to use with all this time I spend on the pc lmao

Jenna

I wanted a PC with animation software

Noah

For my child self? Infinite premium currency from every video game I play

Jeff Ackerman

A nice turntable for my vinyl collection.

AirWeeKaa

New clothes. The ones I have now are worn out and got them holes. My kid self would had asked for Furby!

William Fox

I don't really have a wishlist for this year 🙃 but kid me definitely would have gotten nerf guns and video games. Maybe a real gaming rig

Drew Peacock

Ooh man, i wouldve gotten myself into Gundam models alot sooner than i did.

Cheryl Alvarez

Art supplies! :) Because I liked being able draw and paint my favorite characters. It was also the best opportunity as a kid for me to get the professional nice quality tools I wanted to learn to work with.

The Dude

I want my car fixed

Hambone26217

A fish that wouldn’t kill itself while I was at Disney World.

Baked Potato420

The original Xbox game "scaler"!!! Was my favorite game growing up 🥰

Steve Stacy

Hello Papa, I would like a new new macro camera lens to take pictures of bugs. I would buy my kid self all the Beast Wars toys he circled in the Toys R Us book and asked for at Christmas time that never materialized.

Richard Dixon

If kid me could buy anything he wanted it would have been some computer he could play damn near anything on but would only use it for minecraft. Simple mind want simple thing

Gustavo Lopez

Two thick bitches and a bag of weed

Jackson Werner

2006 Lego Batman batcave set. Wanted that shit so bad as a kid.

DLP

My Hanukkah list (sorry, had to say it for my Jewish brethren), would be more endurance and energy. This way I’m not such a lethargic fuck 24/7 unable to keep up with my 6 year old who runs laps around me. Since that probably won’t happen, a caricature done by Papa Meat would top my list.

Greg

Moon boots

alex amaya

I would get a Spider man figures

Adam Duncan

I've been in the market for a 3D printer. Child me would have loved being able to make anything.

James

I would buy my kid self all the G Gundam series action figures. Every one. And he would be STOKED. As an adult? A sailormeat or Yokai Bob hoodie. In 2XL. And maybe a T-shirt. All of it. Yes

Tyson Edwards

I had a collection of the 2003 TMNT toys. I never got a shredder. Also stuck in a hospital for the next 4-6 weeks with my fiancé waiting on my son to be born so he’s probably pretty cool too.

korpusxkrissti

I always wanted one of those little Barbie jeep cars you could drive around in. Probably a good thing I never got one tho, considering my old neighborhood was basically a massive swamp lol

Hypno Rat

Gundam. Lots and lots of gundam. Putting something together with my own hands while getting a cool robot out of it is pretty neat. Gundam are awesome.

Alien_Unicorn13

Honestly.... I Sawant a bike.. lol I can't stand walking everywhere.. 🤣🤣🤣 OH!!!! And new beds for my kids and i... but as long as my kids have a great Christmas, I'd be happy..

Nyoki

I just want a nice holiday. I hope to be able to get my son some amazing gifts for his 4th Christmas. I'm already getting my husband a 'beans' shirt. I think he will like it. :3 happy early holidays everyone

Anthony M Lopez

Old school bionicles... when life meant something

Zakk MG

I would like a puppy, a set of dragon balls, and to donate my vocie for a character in an animation, also a good knock upside the head to get my "Sewer Babies" idea on track lol.

Savvy

I want my dad back

Meatcanyon

Money for christmas, what are you scrooge?

Ray AF

AirPod pros (specifically only the left earbud) :(

Eric Purcell

I, too, sleep on a stained, ripped, foam torn, foundation broken mattress. We should start a club!

Ophelia Marie Pope

A new PC but kid me? Probably the old monster high dolls or SH2 on PS2

Andrew Billings

yes, i hate christmas, but mostly i’m just poor :))

Meatcanyon

These would turn on in the middle of the night, without fail.

Mike

Bionicles. Those were the best thing ever.

siddak

A rocking body for me to feed off of simps’ bank accounts. For child me, a coping mechanism better than food. Probably cocaine.

Meatcanyon

Hope you're signed up for this month ;)

Rei13

More equipment to make clothes

Rei13

Tattoo equipment

Rei13

A bigger meat

raymond Swine

My oldest wanted a drawing tablet. She got one. The boy is probably going to get an airsoft gun. The baby a bunch of random shit.

Meatcanyon

What would you like to start with? Got a specific vinyl/Blu Ray/Cd/Dvd in mind?

TheDirtyyBubble

I got my girlfriend a Dyson pet 3 plus vacuum and for myself I want a nugget ice machine and a ninja thirsty machine

TayHun

I need that Eren Jeager figure with the large schmeat

Noilez

Junji Ito manga collection

Clever Innuendo

A reliable group for multi player games after midnight in my 30's.

Spudsy

All I want for Christmas are more Melvin cartoons and an expansion card for my Series X.

JTwiggleTRON

Adult me = a new fence, Kid me = the "cross fire" board game., A SNES

BenAndJerry’s-FunkyMonkey

When i was 8 years old i owned the demo disc to Halo 2 and was only able to play the first level of the campaign and thats it, and i was so stupid i never thought to ask my parents for the full game. Even though it was only one 10 minute level, it was my favorite thing to play in my room for months. As a present i would gift my younger self the full game and a at the time high end laptop to experience the game at its best.

Nick Burns

I'd get my kid self into MTG and 40k a lot sooner

El Dingo

As a kid I always wanted a DS.

Beezlethworp

A new laptop to replace the one I've had since 2012.

CodadoeThePotatoe

Hmm. I’d probably get him tickets to the Radio City Christmas Show. My kid-self always wanted to go but missed out. Luckily I got to experience that in my early adult years and it was really cool! What about you?

Spudwiser

A new knee. Seriously mine left the chat 4 years ago.

Jeff

New car/ truck is what I’ve been aiming for. So I can dedicate the ol ford horse I got to strictly work matters. It’s a small horse, very good boy ;)

Daniel Munro

A gaming PC and all the fixin’s

Vampire Laugh

A pair of normal, long athletic shorts. My mom made me use run down short shorts from the 80s and everyone called me Larry Bird and beat me mercilessly with tube socks filled with nickels. 😭

Andrew G

If kid me could buy anything I would want a atv.

Meatcanyon

I might know a place to buy some...

Ashtonstartrekky

All I want for Christmas is a papa meat dildo 🤪…

Foh

My kid self? A Gameboy advance SP, I wanted one so bad because the light up screen was the most revolutionary thing my 4th grade brain could comprehend. That or the original Motorola razr so I could be one of the cool kids at school with a sick phone.

Tyler Ferris

I would buy my kid self the best PC set up for sure.

Captain Ravioli

Kid me always wanted those rock em sock em robots. Adult me would definitely like to get another tattoo either of my dog or even the bugs bunny rendition you do 😂

Kaleb Messner

I’ve been slowly building my movie collection for awhile now, I’ve been buying mostly off the criterion collection and different collectors editions of A24 movies and other 4k releases of some of my favorites, I just bought the criterion of videodrome because of you and that shit was so good, I know another sale is happening so I’ll probably buy a bunch more if I’m able to

Joel Hyden

Cradle of filth merchandise, the more offensive the better

Andrew Anderson

Honestly give me a brisket and I’m a happy boy

Krimson Klaww

The last time someone said "everyone gather round and sit on papa's lap", I ended up in a courtroom, and a guy in a fancy suit was asking me where my dad touched the doll

Syd

Adult me would like a screen for our sliding door, or to replace our windows, but I REALLY want a wireless headset and a pottery wheel. 😁

DLP

Always

Rose Terrel

Papa Meat. If you ever read this. All I want for Christmas IS YOUUUUUUUUUU💚❤️🤍⛄️🎄🎁 and more Melvin Macabre please. I love the series, and has great potential.

ClassicGamer2996

Kid me just wants tech, even now I'm hard to get Christmas gift since i buy my own stuff

Smallfryes

I’m hoping for some good ol quality time with my family. I haven’t seen them for the good part of a year. For little kid me, i’d probably get her an Xbox since my brother never loved to share his. Happy holidays Papa Meat!

Mimi Sparda

I'd like a massage chair or the Jurassic Park/World cards from the upcoming MTG set

DomEnnui

My kid self would get a Honda trail 110,

DomEnnui

My adult self, a shop building.

Devon Robinson

I would definitely get my kid self a Jackson Rhoads Flying V electric guitar! Still on my wishlist today.

Eric U

World peace.....tee hee.

Antonio Oliveira

The lego UCS Millenium Falcon if I had $850 to throw around

Meatcanyon

I'm seeing a couple big Lego responses already

Meatcanyon

Nintendogs about to go so crazy on that

Ben Davison

I'm hoping to get new m.2 storage so I can download more games! I would buy my younger self a Nintendo Wii as it's the best thing to to every realese

AndrewC49

-the power to smite my enemies -adderall -blow and hoochie -PC

OneEyedNikki 89

Big Freddy Krueger wall ornament that looks like he's coming out of your wall. It's a real thing lol

Jessica

A snake. Kid me would want the ball python my parents bait n switched me with.

Andy Don Dixon

I want to get a Mossberg 590 Shockwave SPX. My inner kid would want one too.

RoninOfTheSeratonin

I've asked for a portable garden hose wheel this year...I already have the motorbike I would have wanted as a kid 🤣 What I want now is Papa meat merch! Hint hint Papa 😏

Meatcanyon

You really should switch sides and ask for legos like everybody else

Ethan Snow

Honestly probably the new COD so I could play with my buddies lmao. I just enjoy playing poop games with them

FR33W0RLD2345

More papa meat merch that us spec clothing not uk

Meatcanyon

You'll sh-- you know what, go for it.

Kevin The FemBoi

A candy thermometer so I can start venturing into making my own candy from scratch.

Grandma Panda

For Christmas I'm buying a ticket to see my grandma and am able to assist my brother financially to see her too. If I had excess money I'd buy my spouse and I the sex swing. For my kid self, I would have bought a ddr machine, digimon cards, a new book series, and a trampoline.

Meatcanyon

Get her a diamond while you try to climb out of silver. Love it

Joebro

Wow, man ... What a loaded question. I've spoiled myself already because I never had much as a kid. Kid me just wanted a PlayStation or something. But now? I just want to pay my bills and focus on my own growth, and probably friends. I've been so buried either at work or home resting that I'm 31 now and no friends. Papa please give me friends.

Glunkus

I'm considering building a bitchin gaming pc. Love you papa

Aaron Shapero

I am not getting anything for the holidays, but I would get my kid-self some old retro games with a note stating to leave everything in the box and sell it 35 years later.

Andy McRae

socks. I am always losing my socks and I need more.

Lieutenant Butt Snout

Would love a TF2 engineer statue 😩 kid me would probably like a marble maze tho lol

Saul Araiza Sierra

This year I don’t really know what I want I feel like as I’ve grown older objects seem less significant and instead I want to acquire skills. I would wish to draw as good as papa meat tbh. I would buy my kid self a pc from todays time

The Rabbit Guy

I would get my kid-self a playstation and a random ass game… oh and cake i always love cake

SaralisaL

I'm in construction so my list is things like a Milwaukee vacuum, lamp, multi-tool, circuit finder and other stuff I can't think of 😅 My kid self would want a piano and art supplies 😁 maybe a zoo pass and fuzzy blanket.

Soabtanmnl

Kid me would want an RC car, or probably a drone if I was a kid today. Adult me wants to get a new watch. I love mechanical watches and try to buy myself one for either my birthday or Christmas.

Oli Ruby

My Kid self would love a Leopard 2 (A7A1).

Meatcanyon

Larry Bird would never let himself get beat like that

Dalton Defrance

I would pay off my student loan Would be nice to get the money together before I finish

Joshua Bennett

Kid me would want a robot building kit, adult me wants money bad.

Meatcanyon

There will be more Melvin! MARK MY WORDSSS

Urinal Deuce

Probably sounds boring but I'm asking for some new socks and new monitor. I think I'd get my kid self a new bike.

Addie

New sound rig and shoes

Reena Funkhouser

I would want a bad ass outdoor playground for my kid self and now your new product from bad dragon

Ailette

Probably wizard101 gift cards to support my crippling gambling addiction on that god forsaken game made for 14 yr olds Little kid me would also want wizard101 gift cards and probably a DSI

Vampire Laugh

I couldn’t even compete with a man named LARRY

JonnyPool

A shit ton of a pokémon cards

Saurischian

Some of the Lego botanicals like the wildflowers or tiny plants, a very fancy book or two from a fine press publisher, an awesome dinosaur poster, and a good scary movie (or else just some friends to watch Krampus with, I love that movie lol)

Karlin Havlak

You see right through me, Papa! 😈

Tom Brady

I want a variety pack of stickers from Papa himself 🙏

Okwhateverlyric

The full set of set of adventure time Funko pops and/or the land of Ooo art book. 🫡

Ace G Stiles

A car god all I need is a whip.

Oliver Lindsey

Gibson hollow body electric guitar. My adult and kid selves would be ecstatic.

Rusty Stiffone

I want a new car with a ribbon on it in my driveway. Like those real-world car commercials during every football game following Halloween

AstroMayne

A decently capable PC to be able to learn and try and fail at a much more efficient rate

Henry Luse

This year I hoping to get myself an on screen drawing tablet like a Cintiq or an XP Pen to help with my game design portfolio. And if I was getting my kid-self something it would 100% the old Crayola crayon maker. Shit was so cool to me as a kid

Ethan Memming

I wish someone would just pay to have my car serviced but my child brain wants a new gun sling and holo sight.

Mbutch44

I just want the one piece for Christmas

heidi brosemer

I’m hoping that formula one gets canceled in Vegas…. The only people who give a shit about it are our shady ass city council members because their profiting from it….. I would give my kid self a cheap piece of land in Summerlin which is now worth big $$$$….!!!! LOL 😂

Seth Pantoja

I’d get my kid self a cool lil go kart. A cool flame thrower looking water gun. And a bunch of those Lego power miners dudes.

Amy Icon

A badcanyon meaty dragon

N0orth

Fat ass Japanese female Santa to sit on my face

NortherlyElf0

I wish for my mommy and daddy to still love eachother

Drew Cornog

I would gift myself a straw hat, in honor of my favorite comic.

Sarartsy

A house or car

Cory Tomlinson

MeatCanyon sticker packs would be badass

atsiprasau

I'd gift my kid self a copy of all the PS1 games she made terrible trades with.

Scott Bartholomew

We wants a cave to call our own! Yes, a cave to house our brood. It is all we wants

Tinyxtato

My favorite thing growing up was a trampoline. My parents really didn't know how to influence that weird interest in a functional way, they just let me zone out there jumping. So If I could give myself anything it would be, purpose. No I'm kidding. Like an aerial rig. My parents didn't know it was a thing until I was already an adult and at that point my body would require so much work to contort to the extreme that would make the act profitable.

Ethan

Hey papa on the top of my list every year was the cobra comander GI Joe and a Skeletor figure. Love ya ❤️

Doug

If I were a kid now I would want the entire collection of Japanese Godzilla movies. I have nothing on my wish list as an adult.

Mr. Rich

Hey Papa Meat, I got a Firebox stove for myself today (early Black Friday sale). So...that...and if it were possible to go back in time & buy something for my kid-self, I'd get the GameCube I wanted.

Lizzi Huskey

Squishmallows and Legos especially the dream sets. I have like three more to do.

OMF_2002

Ps2 for sure. I still have the games but no console.

Nana

Tickets to see Daft Punk live for the last time.

Mr. Rich

Come join UPS

Paige

Me now really just wants a weighted blanket and some nice new pillows but my kid-self wants a new switch

Jace Hidalgo

I would love an axe now and I would love an axe as a kid too

Gabriel

I would've wanted a giant starscream figurine from the first generation of transformers (I miss him)

Christopher Lipe

There is an Optimus Prime Lego figure that you can build. It transforms from Optimus to the classic 18-wheeler truck. My kid self and current self want it so bad

Hollie

Hoping for some cool art supplies this year, and as a Kid I definitely had a massive want for Rule of Rose or Silent Hill 2 for ps2

Jack Hulme

I want to get an animation tablet

Gracie

More than anything I want to spend time with my family who cares about me, it’ll be my first Christmas on my dads side since they live on the east coast, and I wanna feel that cheery holiday spirit! Material wise though I want one of those electric desks that you can adjust

Kholei Nazareth

Anything to play call of duty mw2 I wanna see ghost and konig to bad man 😭😭

Morple Mel

I want the new Mortal Kombat game!

GregoryODaniels

If I could ask for anything, I'd ask for my parents to surprise me with a brand new car with a giant red ribbon on it like a psychopath. But honestly, I just want an animation tablet so I can get started drawing again. A microphone will come but mainly need a tablet. Who buys a car for someone? That's insane. They're so expensive it's not like you're buying someone an xbox, which is also a lot of money, a brand new car off the lot is at least $5k downpayment maybe back in 2014. If you do that, you better pay for ALL of the car unless you're a parent. Just get a used car, instead. Cheaper for when it gets wrecked by a "new driver". But yeah, an animation tablet to make that into a cartoon lol

Cliff

Easily a 4 wheeler

Tuesday

I want a some jojo bizarre adventure things or adventure time things

Jobe Joestar

Shit a bunch of Gundam plastic model kits

Anthony Villena

A quiet, uneventful holiday season with no travel delays for present me. A festive, eventful holiday season for past me.

Vineyard GHS

Sleepy Joe's in office so it's looking like not a very big Christmas again

Can0spam

For my kid-self I would buy a computer with The Internet. It's what I've always wanted. I'm not hoping for anything this year, maybe not wanting to off myself. That would be nice :)

Cimmanon

I'm hoping to get drunk on Christmas lol. If I can't have it w my family might as well have fun, right? As for what I'd get my kid self...maybe a free pass for whatever restaurant I wanted. Or just a good time. I didn't want a whole lot as a kid honestly. Like I didn't want toys or clothes or even art supplies (as much as I liked to draw) just wanted to actually Enjoy the holiday. Or cash in for a gift later

Jake

One thing i’d like this year would be the LEGO Rivendell set, something to occupy my mind for a few months, or some really nice cozy candles

West Coast Tom

Kid me always wanted one of those Talkboy's from Home Alone. Now as an adult it's a debate if I want to waste my money on a toy since any you could find online costs $$$

Thomas Cricklekott

All I want is more insects. I've already collected a murder hornet in japan, I've got tarantula hawks from California, Stags from New York, and now I need bugs from Africa

SwitchKill

I hoping to get some more Gloomspite Gitz models.

Michael Loring

All I ever wanted as a kid was Pokemon, Digimon, and Yu-Gi-Oh cards!

Willowmore

A 1957 Gibson Les Paul Gold Top. If it was kid me? … A 1957 Gibson Les Paul Gold Top. (and I’d learn to play earlier)

Nick Magnuson

UCS Lego Millennium Falcon, I don’t know where the fuck it’d fit in my apartment but I love those plastic bricks

D.E.

Right now man I’m just wanting some new tattoos and money for my Japan trip I’m taking early next year. As for kid me probably a green machine and an electric bass

Maje Adams

A Lenovo Legion Go, Baldur's Gate 3 and an 8 string Abasi Larada 🤟🏾

john smith

A Quest 3, anything from woodcutfunhouse.com, And a human skull for my Bone and fossil collection.

Carl the Critic

I would want some more film and animation equipment. I've been eyeing the Sony PXW-FX9 XDCAM 6K Full-Frame Camera with 28-135mm f/4 G OSS Lens.

Freydohh

I’m hoping for a camera. A Sony a7IV is the dream right now. If I could get my kid self something it would be a drone. They look so fun to pilot!

Marcus A.

I would love a display space and a Lego Optimus Prime to place in it. Now or as a child, it doesn't matter

Cogga Wogga

I would buy my little self a spring free trampoline. No springs so I wouldn’t have to be scared of getting zapped or pinched by the springs. I just loved trampolines as a little fat kid, that feeling of weightlessness and agility was an unfamiliar ecstasy for that little pudgy fucker.

Lena Lopez

For Christmas I want to go to a sunny place for my SAD and kid-me would want an electric car and a pack of M&M's keebler cookies. With floam.

Gooble124

A Mason jar filled with Uranium!

Joseph Crawley

The complete Junji Ito collection. (Edit: minus Tomie and Deserter, I already have those...)

Silver San

A hot wet kiss from Papa Meat 🤤

Noah Scherf

All i want for Christmas is inflation to deflate

Liam Borja

If we're talking about kid self, def mighty max and poly pocket

bryan wendland

I'd buy myself some property, maybe one nice home to grow into, and a few rental properties. We all really fucked up not getting into real estate at like 8 or 9 years old.

Katze San

My kid self really wanted a Walkman as a kid! Would beg and beg my dad. Sadly nowadays to get a new Walkman is like a thousand buckos 😭

Lucie Han

an essential oil diffuser, a bunch of stim toys, and every single plushie i’ve ever looked at and dreamed of having

Black The Nerevarine

I'm gonna be honest here and say playstation 5 disc edition, or the new Pro coming out next year. As a kid I grew up hooked on video Games. I wouldn't mind a seasonal scented candle through either ❤️

Becca

Funko pops

Christian Garsilazo

My wee lad self would’ve wanted a 3ds with super mario bros 2 or Mario kart 7. Now all I want is love, a doug dimmadome meatcanyon sticker, and a ps5

Patrick Deforge

Video games don't hit like they used to these days. I mean, they're better, like they're amazing, but getting a game for Christmas back when I was a kid was "the game" you had to play for like the next 6 months or maybe more, whether it sucked or not. Something about that brought some real value to unwrapping one at Christmas.

yung fugly

i want a ps5 so bad but I also really just want a nice pair of running shoes like some brooks

Khedy

As a kid, a ton of lego lightsabers for all of my lego characters. I was obsessed with all the colors but they were so expensive.

Blood Spark

Heavily debating buying a CZ Scorpion for Christmas this year! I gift from me,.to me lol

Zoe

claw game machine

Milada Meikle

More Halloween decor 🥲 I wish I could do a whole yard setup like the rich people are able to do

Nolan Wilder

I always wanted a Nintendo growing up. Never got one. But a man can dream.

Jessica Sirianni

Balder’s Gate 3 Xbox version. Or, you know, a swift death. : 3

Zuri Aw

A week off work for gaming :D *I already have baldys gate but not enough time!*

David S

A super powered desktop so I could play some modern games.

luis

This year I’m hoping for some more merch from ya. If I could buy my kid self anything I would get him a guitar

Maclain

Happiness…to stop being constantly sad even though I want to be happy and be who I was before everything had happened changing my life trajectory for good. But to answer your question probably either the space marine, imperial guard, or the Tryrannid Christmas Boxset 😅

dyslexicanaboko

To move the fuck out of Florida. Even though I don't celebrate Christmas, I would have wished as a kid that my moronic parents never moved us to Florida. Working hard on leaving this goddamned state.

kevin2themax

I'd buy myself a tiny version of Hitler

Angelica

This year I’m hoping to either get a magikarp beanie or some cool socks or pajama pants. I’d definitely buy my kid self a play-doh fun factory.

Sasquatch 911

If I could get my child self something I’d probably get the mcfarlane horror movie maniacs hell adult me wants that too

Riley Ness

Honestly the best part of Christmas for me is the family getting together for Christmas this year. I'm just hoping for another year of that. Unfortunately since my mom passed this will be my first year without her. If I can get my kid self anything for Christmas it would be hope, so I knew I'd have a bright future full of people who I love and love me back unconditionally

lurvyersturf

A handle of whiskey, loved ones, and a plate of edibles. God bless us, everyone.

Mismatchblacksocks

The Macfarlane Spawn action figure collection, including the ones that clicked together to make a new creature.

moth

I’m hoping for just an ounce of joy and wonder that I used to have as a child please god

NicholasS

I would get my kid-self some Spawn comics. I grew up without a lot of money, and I really liked comics. Spawn and Hellboy were my favorite.

Brady Moll

Hey papa, My inner child always wanted an arcade cabinet so that I could show it off to my friends, probably something retro like MvC 2. Keep up the stink and the hustle sweet baby

Laura Horrorshow

I’m hoping for lots of kind friends and loved ones to gift me money to pay my vet bills. 😆 If I could go back in time and gift anything to myself as a child, it would be winning lotto numbers….That, or Creepy Crawlers…because those things fuckin slapped.

Basil Pastries

I want my old school chunky Gameboy back with the magnifier light attachment. For my kidself though I always wanted my parents to actually listen. Lol

idk

A bag of candy since I didn't go trike or treating, or some meat merch!

Jaden

Child me always wanted a real Buster Sword from FFVII

Wallamazoo

I’ve wanted a telescope to look at stars and other cosmic wonders.

Isaac Schaekel

Current me would like a new 4K tv for watching my movies, kid me would have liked a Gameboy advance to play Pokémon.

Shumiry

Just spending time with the family and some breakfast casserole this year is good for me. Kid me though, I don't even know.

Pokelicious

Just wanna have fun with family. There isn't really anything I want. As a kid pokemon cards or anything pokemon was what I always wanted

Marxy1684

My grandma just passed. I’d bring her through for one last dinner with the family. She had all the big ones. Past that a PlayStation Portal so I didn’t keep passing out with my mouth open & controller in hand.

Marxy1684

I used to love the stars. Took an astronomy class early in the morning years ago like a dummy. Some of the best, unexpected sleep of my life. I carry no shame.

Marxy1684

I wish I could make this one happen.

Marxy1684

I used to always want Creepy Crawlers as well. They did slap. Just had some Jolly Rancher flavored Fruit Roll ups. Add those to your life if able.

Marxy1684

Go have some random fun if you can. Find some different kind of food to eat, something new to view or music to hear. I was down bad for a while. Allow curiosity to keep you company. It’ll work out.

Marxy1684

You’re invited!

Marxy1684

Troubles don’t last always. You’ll see some shine on your end. This part makes it worthwhile.

Marxy1684

Still grinding through my first play through myself. Best console rpg ever imo. Only Spider-Man 2 allowed me to break for a moment.

Marxy1684

Bless your soul & thanks for the chuckle.

Marxy1684

Hey. Buddy. Cut that sh*t out before you get us all destroyed by invasive species. Let them live free so my simple a** can live happy & unstung. Please?

Marxy1684

That was a drastic change. 😆

Austin britt

I want you papa you and only you no one else can have you

Papa Minty

Probably some beyblades, the real ones over the new plastic shits

Thomas Cricklekott

I collect them all already deceased from people who live in those areas- no chance of them being invasive so we're good

CandyCat242

I want the early 2000s Monster High Dolls and the Polly pocket Disney set. Little kid me wanted them so bad and loved the way you could change the clothes.

James Rahkola

I would like a new webcam for my stream. A budding new streamer who streams mostly GeoGuessr (because that’s all anybody asks for). Come check me out at drama_james on twitch!

Jamieson Hartman

Probably a N64 to give back to my siblings after breaking their original when I was like 3. And some Star Wars stuff or something like that.

Beef cake

I don’t want shit

Dan Cicalese

I’d buy the new VR headset probably. Maybe some cool action figures if I was still 12

Wallamazoo

Saturn is teasing me in the upper East horizon.

Wallamazoo

Also, a lunch or dinner with Papa Meat and our fams would be an awesome gift.

SaralisaL

My work first adult self is about money so I can life my kid dreams of being a hermit in the mountains 😂

the d.d bakery

A camera to take pictures of bugs and other gross outdoor shit kids look at 💀

Nina Bliss

Art studio shed. Would love to have more space to work on my art.

fayalicecat

I'd get my kid-self a pink Gameboy Advance SP

BRUCE P GANTER

I bought and received a Melvin Plush for Christmas.

CoffeeKitty

I’d get my kid self some Legos. And also my adult self some legos.

semiottermatic

I would get my kid self a tv so I wouldn't have to beg to use the family one or my brother's for video games. I'm thinking I'll get my inner-kid-me some nice displays for all my weeb shit

Alex

One of those kid sized jeeps, they always seemed like so much fun to kid me

aj pizza

Street Luge board

Margo Ballenas

Another kitty! So then I have 4, halfway to my goal! 😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻

slopcloset

Past-toy to my past-self? My Pet Monster™️. Or a "Real Ghostbusters" ™️ Proton Pack with the pool-noodle beam. Now-toy to my past-self? Quest 3. Blow my little mind and probably get little me kidnapped by the government because it's 1992 and they wanna know where I got this seemingly alien technology.

Maclain

You speak the truth and I appreciate you for that.

Arthropod Enjoyer

I would 100% get my kid self all the halloween Calico Critters sets. I’ve always wanted them and I still do

Justin Roberts

Electronic Talking Battleship and a Nickelodeon Flash Screen

Kerri Lewis

Definitely the The Thing: MacReady Timed Edition figure that Mondo has up for pre-order. It's so beautiful! For my kid self I would get a buttload of She-Ra action figures and a new record player and some records.

moth

Thank you friend for the message. Reminders like that do help.. I’ll keep on tryin’

Nolan Wilder

The N64 but I have a switch now so life is good

Senait N

Hunter marketable plushie

Mr.Muddbutt

A giant Tony the Tiger plushy, and when I squeeze it I want to say “who’s my little piggy”

Gloob

I want a giant hamburger pillow with hunters face on it. That way I can cuddle with a hamburger hunter.

Gunter Horst

I would buy my younger self the old Lego Viking Ship, sadly I wasn’t into Vikings back then. And for this Christmas I wish my self a big, fat bad dragon dildo.

Knocked Moose

id go back and gift my younger self an ipod. my family was too poor to ever afford any portable music players so i had to record 15 second clips of songs on the radio with my dads old flip phone. crazy how appreciative you are for so little when you’re younger.

Heather

My kid self always wanted a ball pit room:) adult kid would love papameat clothes or pjs :)

Freydohh

Add me on Xbox & PSN! @SenpaiFredo

Jindo mess

Now? I want a week off work or 5 lol As a kid I always wanted one of those super expensive lightsabers

Jocelyn

I would gift my kid self a father who didn’t leave at 5 pm and return and 4 am without the newspaper he said he went to find but couldn’t ..

Liz_boogieeeee

I find that joy can share space with other emotions.. sadness, fear, anger ... even unhappiness. Happiness can't. So if you can find some joy, you’re going to be alright. Sending you all the loving healing vibes 🫶🏼

Cryptid Cat Curiosities

I've ALWAYS wanted those but was always told they were too expensive. Which I get it, but I still see them at the store sometimes and want them, they're too cute

GM

I would have loved a GameCube

Marxy1684

Sounds like a damn good partnership.

Can0spam

I assume these are all dead in a plastic case for display. Either that or they are catching pokemon.

Thomas Cricklekott

All dead and in displays. Meatcanyon's video on dream's metamorphosis actually inspired my love for insects.

Jacob Haley

I’m wanting that PS5, my kid self always wanted a phone cause all I had was tablets for 16 years. I’d gift myself with driving lessons that way I wouldn’t be 23 without a license.

Nihilistic_art.7.5

I'm a huge fan of the transformers franchise, I've recently been collecting the figures and so I guess my list would just be more figures, but also I've been wanting to learn how to tattoo so a tattoo gun would be cool to get.

Mac

To meet you papa!

Gus Higgins

I think kid me would go crazy for those Ben 10 watches that you put those translucent alien guys on. Always wanted one as a kid but never got it. :(

Drewski

I’d get my kid self a chemistry book and equipment.

Skies Afire

The kid me would love to get pokemon plushes, the current adult me wants money for tattoo supplies so I can continue to learn the craft and not drain the bank account lol.

moth

We all deserve to be happy :(

Jussi D. Khabuul

When I was a wee lass I always wanted art stuff; pens, markers, paper, paints, etc. Now that I'm an adult I still want those things, but money lol. My bf said "PS2. 100%" I would also agree lmao

Elizabeth

All I want for Christmas is the rest of that FNAF fanfic

Coco

Honestly, as a kid for Christmas I wanted the Nintendo 3Ds.

Mr. Mweep

Oh man, probably Twilight Princess or Skyward Sword on the Wii.

francois

A PORTRAIT BY DADDY MEAT, TO FUCK ME UP EVEN MORE

Beau Gutowsky

A Meatcanyon-themed gaming PC. Think I might die from a joygasm, though. Eh, worth it.

Ashley Strickland

Well truthfully I wanted the world of Pokemon to be real so fckin bad

okwelgoodlckwthat

Polly Pockets but I want one to include a very teeny tiny papa meat

Death Dragon

I want to see more of your animations

Mr Softball

Melvin, new vacuum, Melvin, more Melvin, money, Melvin and lemme think Melvin

BICHAELnoBILL

Another Melvin as well as those Creep Cast videos being long 👍