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Hello to all of the boys and girls of Patreon! Jolly Old St. Papa Claus has made his list and he's checked it twice. Now all he needs to do is deliver his gifts!

Within the next 24 hours some of you will receive a private message from me, letting you have been chosen. Please check your messages and respond so we know you've gotten it!

If you do receive a message, We would love for you all take a video or a picture of your very special gift for an upcoming video.

Were you naughty this year, or were you nice? It's time to find out!

Comments

Tom Brady

Thank you for all you doo papa meat ❤️ happy holidays everyone!!!! 🎄🎄🎄

A 2005 Tahoe

This sounds like it's going to be fun!

Ciphon

Manifesting the meat message 🍖

wonder bread

I'm always a little bit naughty 😘

Venlaael

Papa Claus!!!

OneEyedNikki 89

I tried. That's my response to the naughty or nice. Happy Holidays Papa Meat!

Shadow☆Ban

We shall await the meat message! Thank you for your blessings, Papa Meat!

Fe Burg

I've been nice hell I've been extra nice which is unusual for me

Westifer

I've been a naughty boi

Chobities

My body is ready 😭😭😭

Jeff

You're more than welcome to slide into my DMs anytime of the year Jolly ol Saint Meat

Better Teacher

Look. I have been nice. But I'm willing to change.

James

Love this!

Shaun Thibodeau

Naughty is fun but I guess I could be nice 👉👈

Lana Rosenthal

Excited to see what this is going to lead to!

Shibes

I am very nice, I am not naughty!!

Jace Duncan

Dear god, I’ve been so fucking nice. Just look at my credentials. God damn prophet some would say.

Aurelio Ruiz

Don't think I asked for anything, happy for those who get picked

Sam smith

I would be so naughty for a nice gift

etrigan69

Naughty?! Im a complete BASTARD!!!!!!!

Can0spam

I have been very good this year. I haven't stompeda dddfsingle dog flat.

Can0spam

I have been very good this year. I've not stomped a single dog flat!

Alien_Unicorn13

This would be so awesome, but alas I doubt I'll be picked cuz I'm only in Meaty's Tip... 🥺 but just in case, I've been very, VERY naughty 😏

AJ

💆‍♂️ we love meat

Drew Peacock

I just wanna say, this is why i support you in the patreon dude. Regardless of whether i win or not, i think its awesome and i hope the winners are happy! Im definitely looking forward to the content release of all the winners!

Jussi D. Khabuul

Ayyo!! good luck everyone! you guys deserve it<3

Ghoulie_Pop

Krampus has a sack with my name stitched on it. I’ll lay out the tarps and gravy in preparation for the season of meaty festivities.

Jacob

May the RND gods smile upon me

Thomas Arellanes

I got a gold Melvin maybe lighting will strike twice baby!

Ethan

Papa please I've been very good and would love your meaty blessing. Bring me your love and affection this year papa and you will forever have my meaty body. 🍖😘

Ruben

Oh?....

The Rabbit Guy

I’ve been nice in a naughty way, does that count? 👀

Harrison Brackett

Love you much Papi, slap me with your big old sack this holiday season please

AlexandraJade

Meat-mas?! I'm excited for all the meat!

shadow82828282 .

I hope you fill my meaty canyons with your Christmas goodness

Krimson Klaww

All I want for Christmas is my parents to get back together.

Black The Nerevarine

Neat, hope I've been nice enough 😁 either way, I'm really looking forward to the new Melvin cartoon!!

A Dazed Bear

Hopefully my Melvin plush and me made it to the nice list this year.

Vineyard GHS

Sweet. What an ominous message to wake up to on my birthday. (wink, wink, nudge)

StarkReality

I already got a golden melvin I’m blessed

Schlurds

Even if I'm not chosen, you should holler next time you swing through Louisiana.

Patrick Deforge

Fingers crossed for those Taylor Swift tickets!! 🙏

Wallamazoo

The joy of Christmas from Papa Meat and Crew to you or you! My selection would be a surprise for sure, but I can’t wait to see the video where the selected patrons received something awesome!

Mbutch44

Thank you MeatClaus, i hope you have a very merry meatmas!!

Friday13

I can't wait!!

Ssllumped

I’ve been a complete piece of shit

MotherOfTyranitar

Over here being a single mom and praying I'll check my email in time 🤣 all I want for Christmas is my shit together lmao

VullATL

Hope I don’t get coal again 😭

Nolan Wilder

Best Patreon to be part of 🫶💕🙏

Nyoki

Hopefully I've been nice enough 🫰🏻

RINX

Thanks Papa

Emmmzzzz

Merry Meatmas, one and all!

kevin2themax

I got some meat mass for you 😎😎😎

Tava Shupp

Meaty clause is coming to town ❤️

Ryan Deeg

Thank you papa Santa. Christmas coming early this year 😤🙏🏻❤️

Rose Terrel

I KNOW I been a good boy this year♡

john smith

Oooo naughty naughty

ok

PAPA SANTA PLLSSS

T-nuh

We love our papa!! ❤️

Tuesday

Yayy💀

Johnny Yuma

I was a good boy this year!!!

Johnny Yuma

A beautiful curly lock of meatys beard hair

moth

thank you father flesh

Elijah Dean

I’ve been a baaaaaad boooooy

Kevin The FemBoi

Even if I’m not chosen, I’m excited to see what everyone else got! This is so much fun!

Nick Magnuson

Remember, 3 jack & cokes mandatory before getting in that sleigh

Tyler614

I'm the goodest boy dis year

Mike_c14

Ah, Meatmas, the most wonderful time of the year

Wallamazoo

By the way, I’ve been a mix of naughty and nice. Besides, coal keeps the house warm!

Amy Icon

Oh boy I forgot what I asked for but that's rad. Thank you and congrats to whoever wins

Jordan Carter

What a shame, I was bad this year

Jocelyn

That’s so cool, patreon warriors forever 🏹

Asher

Oh helll yeah father Meat is treating us right

Tinyxtato

Omg it's finally my chance to be disappointed by my parents, husband, AND parasocial daddy. a girl could only dream of this day

Syd

Podcast drops tomorrow, what else could we ask for? Stuff.

Robo Bo Bo

Saw a few requests for houses and stuff that isn't out yet, like gta 6. I'm changing my request to Scrooge Mcduck's money bin.

Dice

Oh boy I hope it's meat

Piztoly

This is a true Christmas miracle

KapKabui

Jolly Old St Papa Claus in town is the best gift 🥹

ocie

😭

Aaron Thomas

Having lived a life of vegetarianism, I may never have before uttered these words, but.. Hell yeah, Meat for Christmas.

Scott

Free pink monster dildos for all the boys and girls.

Daniel Munro

What was the gift for those who got anything

Xæ

Damn.. now I know how my father felt. Disappointed

Jason Jobe

Am I to late to be blessed by papa meat?

Mack

Oh no I completely missed this 🫠 I’ve been trying to save up for an OLED 4k monitor. I know those aren’t cheap, but if you were able to snag one I’d be so happy 😄