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All of the messages should have been sent out! So please check for yourselves. I know some of you see the posts but have never really seen/checked the messages tab, so now is a good time to do that!

Hope there is something waiting for you there :)

Comments

Dice

Hey papa you must have forgot to hit send on mine haha

James

Good luck to all who got the messages!

H

have you already shipped? Can’t believe Christmas came early😍

Emmmzzzz

I got a lump of coal lmao

Fe Burg

Unfortunately I was unlucky this year alas twas not my time

Jacob Haley

I don’t see anything papa😂

Olix

Papa thank you so much, I'm literally tearing up right now. You're the best, bud. <3

Joshua Hug

Just like me real dad, nothings there

Felix Maldonado

Damn maybe next year, Merry Meatmas to the rest of y’all

Piztoly

Unfortunately i wasn’t picked hopefully next year i will happy early Christmas to the patrons and to Hunter and his family

Drew Peacock

Congrats to all the winners!

Johnny Yuma

Meat you forgot my chat message ;(

Michael

I don't see anything. No coal, no tiddies, nothin.

Emerald Jade

Congrats to those, may luck hit me next year 🐇

Jocelyn

I think papa forgot to send my message 🎄✈️

ocie

congrats to those who have been chosen for the ritual!

Ryan Smith

Hope mine is a 2023 Children of the Corn Blu-ray Disc

Deonte white

Maybe next time. Merry Meatmas

noname

Well, maybe next time, marry christmas ya'all

Mikeity Mike

Hey Papa, you must’ve missed me, I thought my must would be stinky enough for you to notice me but I guess not. Maybe it’ll get you good next time 👹

ocie

that would be a christmas miracle

Patron

Next time

Vineyard GHS

Nothing for me, bummer. Congrats to the rest of you though.

ISOPOD

Nothing to see here. Time to head back to my gooning cave disappointed

RoninOfTheSeratonin

Nothing special for me this year. Luckily I get to see all of Papa Meats content all year round! So I already have everything I want

Josh Jones

Damn. Not my year. Meaty Christmas, gang.

Nolan Wilder

Congratulations to everyone! Lots of love and warmth this holiday season

Jeff

No message, but papa already gives so much. I remain satisfied and fortunate.

A 2005 Tahoe

There's almost 12,000 of us, not everyone would be selected, but there's always next year. Merry Meat-mas everyone!

griffin jackson

The true gift is the friendship we made along the way.

Strugg

This is what I get for turning down those feet pics? I see how petty you are, Mr. Meat

AJ

We'll get our treats next time boys 🤒

Kyle Grant

Nothing this Christmas. Maybe next year.

Ruben

I guess I wasn't chosen to meet the unholy one...

The Rabbit Guy

There must be a bug on patreon because I see no message 👀😔

DLP

Nothing for me…

Cheryl Alvarez

None here, but all the same... congrats!!! Can't wait to see what everyone got ^__^

NickSttrs

Was I naughty and I didn't even know it?? I'll try to be nice next year Papa!

B P

I have been abandoned A BASTARDIZED MEATLING!!!

Misha

Nothing for lil ol me. Better luck next year

Jack Binns

No messages. Just like my Dad

Willowmore

Rats. Can’t wait to see what this is all about though.

Nick Frankel

Why father? WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME!!!!

Mello

Nothin' on my end, as expected so I'm not disappointed 🤘

JonnyPool

Oh well maybe next December lmao

Shadow☆Ban

WHY HAVE TOU FORSAKEN ME, PAPA MEEEAAATTTT

Rei13

Rip got nothing

Rei13

Got all the stickers from this year tho

yellow dude

Nothing but coal and a missing father.

3BearsSD

Nothing as well... I promise to be better next year

BELVK

I wish I got one 😭

Nyoki

meatclause has abandoned me, just as my mother has. Another sad meatmas

Wallamazoo

Courier: Let’s see here. Ahem. Nope. Nothing, Merry Christmas all the same!

Diego E Lopez

Papa, can you hear me? 🎵 🎶

Nathan A

The grinch stole my meat-mas because his heart is two sizes too small

Luis Garcia

What's a message tree, sorry still kinda new to Patreon

Livin' Legend Nieves-Goss

Nothing for me, not even a lump of coal to chew on. And I was extra depraved this year! Congrats to those who were graced by Papa Claus' generosity, and a meaty Christmas to all!

Jordan Carter

God damn it, I got excited that I want something for once lol

savethedoctor

I was looking for like 10 minutes until I realized I had been too naughty this year, again I guess.

J M

Why god!

Shaun Thibodeau

Boo no message. Happy for those that did!

Jacob

Nada nada

Goon

Christmas is fucking RUINED I’ll try harder next year father

Em J

The only people who got a message are probably a couple of the people who told Papa what theyve always wanted for Christmas on that previous post he did awhile back

Trey Jennings

Awh, no message. Congrats the the weiners!

Hollie

Ah man. Looks like another meatless meatmas 🥺

potbuff

I just figured out where the message tab is and I found an old one from April, I got squat fo xmas tho! Ok I'll try harder next year

Mr. Failz

Santa remains dead in my heart

nala c

Dang no luck on my end looks like my ritual with my jawbreaker coin didn't work. Congrats to everyone who won!😃 and remember IN PERFECTION WE TRUST

David S

I've been a very bad boy. Congrats to all the gift recipients!

Quadrupliplex .

I have no idea where my messages would be in this God awfully designed app

Oliver Lindsey

This level of abandonment reminds me of that time my dad walked out for a pack of smokes.

JTwiggleTRON

No meat in my stocking this year. ☹️

Wilbert Babbitt

The only meat filling on Christmas will be of my own this year. 😅

Nick07498

Nothing yet but I still have that meatmas spirit

Schlurds

I've got a question. What would you like for Christmas, pops?

ATILIO G

Sadly nothing

MMH Productions

Sadly nothing for MMH Productions. Maybe next time, Happy Holidays Santa Meat

Daniel Smith

Papa! Why hast thou forsaken me!?

N_COUNTER

All I got for Xmas was my two front teeth knocked out. But that's OK!

Pryapizm

Meat free this year

Hank Strickland

I got nothing and it’s all your fault tubby

Amy Icon

Congrats to everyone who got your meaty wishes fulfilled! I, myself got a hot bag of seething resentment and jealously for my siblings that papa love more than me

Code1Arms

I got something! 🥹🥹

CoffeeKitty

Happy Meat-mas to all my fleshy family here🖤

Blood Spark

My tree is empty, but my heart is full, so it's all good

Ethan

Why papa?! Do you realize I could have been your Timothee Chalamet to your Armie Hammer. 😢😔

Liam Borja

Nope, but Meatmas is in my heart either way

Jacob Haley

Papa clause why no gift in messaging?

Matthew Mallin

Papa we could have had virgin boy eggs together if you chose me.

Evil Deadite

Congrats to all the winners, that's cool that he does stuff like this. Maybe I'll get one next year, that would be rad.

Daniel Smith

Yall better not have won chicken feet meatballs or imma be pissed!!😡

Nicole Craig

aw damn. No meat-mas for me this year.

Ferddy Fred

no win but papa meat lives in the hearts and minds of all his children

Ryan Deeg

I guess I got coal in my stocking this year 😔

MotherOfTyranitar

If you set your standards at ground level, you can't ever be disappointed! 😃 congratulations to anyone who won. I lost. Like The Game.

Amy Townsend

That’s super cool of you to even offer that to your fans!

Bob Pieczarka

What did I do to upset you, Papa?

abr1go

If I had a nickel for every time my father loved my siblings more than me I now have two nickels, if I keep this up I might be able to soon afford a gum ball for Christmas. The fleeting joy of the flavour won’t mask the pain but since I can’t therapy it will have to do. Merry Meatmas y’all

PapaPasta02

Dang nothing for me 😔

Markel Coleman

I didn't get no freaking message Meat Zaddy! What do I do 😭

Ciphon

None for me, but I’m super happy for all who got a message!! If you guys have some unclaimed meat leftover I’ll happily take some sloppy seconds though

Thor.D.Odinson

I missed papas blessing this year but I have have much joy for those who where graced iwill prepare for his next decent from his realm with glee

Scott

Guess I'm a piece of shit.

Sebastian

nothing on my side but that could be smthn i messed up LOLLL congrats others!!

Peter Pedersen

Shame on you papa meat. I’ve Been a member of your Patreon membership and this is how you repay me? Then maybe I’ll cancel my membership and unsubscribe from you on YouTube. Pity because I really love your videos but treating me like this. No.

coopa98

Papa Santa is pleased

coopa98

HO HO HO

coopa98

Have faith

coopa98

Old St. Nick is in town bb

coopa98

I'm ecstatic

john duvier

Where is the message tree?

john duvier

Where is the message tree?

Andrew McCanna

he’s just talking about the message tab on Patreon.

Matt Cruz

Lmao, cool your jets

Rizilla

Nothing :(

Jason Jobe

Bless me with meat papa

Sasquatch 911

I’m on the naughty list this year but I’ll try better next year lol thanks papa for the great content

Clementine Honan

I have not received papas blessing i am a sad boy

Robyn Jimenez

I got something in my message box!! Disappointment! But I asked for a dog without realizing that Papa was actually Santa Claus (so clever, the one you least suspect), so it’s understandable, lol. Merry Meatmas, Chosen Few