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What's Coming Up? (Patreon)

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2026-01-03 05:29:23
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It's the new year and time to kick off with telling you all the things coming up this month without really telling you anything. Plus another opportunity for all of you to share any ideas you have.

Happy New Year Everyone!!! 🥳

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Jaeli Bolano

Hi Hank, Happy New Year! Let's kick ass! ✨ I was curious about the new organ you shared with us last year? What if you did a SFW if you wanted to teach or show us how to play it? Im personally so intrigued with it when you shared it! I hope you have a wonderful rest of your night! ❤️✨

life_as_valerie

I would love a SFW or NSFW where the listener struggles with her self confidence because of her appearance. She has a crush on her best friend and can't fathom that he would feel the same. He loves her and is baffled at how she doesn't see what he does. (Sometimes having the reassurance is comforting)

Kira

Maybe a SFW for somebody who has a severe social anxiety... or hardships opening to people about her feelings and fears...because of how she learned it in the past

Jade Griffin

Hi Hank, Happy New Year !🎉 NSFW-Strangers to Lovers Listener is at the bar relaxing ( possibly long day at work or life) when a creep starts bothering her and doesn’t believe she’s waiting for her boyfriend. Listener sees Hank and walks up to him saying ”There you are baby, I’ve been waiting!” And kisses him. Hank obviously surprised at first, but then catches on to the situation and goes into protective boyfriend mode and has a few words with creep who eventually runs away. Listener thanks Hank profusely and apologizes for the kiss and offers to buy him a drink. They get to talking, laughing, and flirting, and at the end of the night Hank offers to take listener home and she accepts. At her front door when they’re about to part ways, possibly never seeing each other again, there is a pause where neither of them wants the other to go…for whatever this was to end. Possibly it starts to rain (love a good kiss in the rain) and they kiss coming through the door making their way into her home to her bed.

Anita

Happy New Year, Hank & everyone! 🎉 I’m very excited for what’s coming up, including Movin' On Up Part 3! 🤩 And also, I think that gutting your place is gonna feel so freeing, so I’m excited for that for you. As far as other suggestions go, I’m gonna repeat myself and say Only You Part 2 (either a sequel or a prequel). 🤞🤞 And I’d also love to hear more of Fire And Ice because they have such a unique backstory and I just love their dynamic. Maybe the higher-ups find out about their involvement and they get in trouble for it, which tests their priorities. But they don’t want to give up on each other. 🤔 I’ve also always felt really curious about the two people in How Do You Like It. Would be so fun to have them meet again at that bar and getting to know each other better. She thanks you again for rescuing her the other night and being such a gentleman about it. Then maybe there’s another dude hitting on her, and she asks you to pretend to be her boyfriend (including a juicy first kiss 🔥). And pretend ends up becoming real … Basically a very similar scenario to what Jade Loren suggested. 😍

chelsea

Hi Hank!!! Happy New Year🎉🥳🎊my suggestion for a sfw audio, would be the listener gets upset at her family’s Christmas party over what a family member said about her not achieving certain goals of what a woman should be doing at this stage of her life. She storms out of the house and calls you, because you weren’t able to make it due to you having to work on Christmas Day. You answer the phone and hear how panicked and upset she is, and instantly leave work not caring of the consequences and drive over there to help and defend your girl.Once you’re done pretty much going off on them for being totally disrespectful, you calm her down and tell her “come on baby forget them lets go home and have our own party and I’ll make you forget about all of this crap.🥰🥹For the nsfw audio idea, my suggestion again🤞🏽would be the neighbor asking advice on being inexperienced and you finally helping her and creating an unexpected bond you’ve been craving for since you two had that conversation.

Stephanie Montalvo

How about this one: you and your girlfriend get into an argument, she leaves upset. A few hours later, you get the call she was in a accident and immediately you sit by her side just apologizing for everything

Louise

Happy New Year, Hank! A trip to Home Depot? Count me in! 😎 Audio idea: “Whisper in my ear, make me blush”. 🤫😊🫠

Shiva

First of all, Happy New Year, Hank 🤗🎉Wishing you and the boys a wonderful year ahead 🤗. Can't wait to listen to the upcoming audios 👌. How about you and your girl having a self-care, grooming day at home, like brushing her hair and trying some beauty face masks ( with funny images)on them 😁, that would be a funny and relaxing time together.

Luna

Okey hear me out I have two ideas The first is Hank is stood up on a restaurant after agreeing to meet on a first date, he goes to the bar for a drink and meets a girl who funny enough was also stood up on her first date, they both find company in each other and..comfort~" The other is more something that you did a long time but with a twist, remember when the listener was a nun? How about priest miller has a talk with a very devious women?~• just another naughty idea

miry.ox

Not sure if this has been done before but there something I cooked up! Also Happy New Year!❤️ The listener agrees to a blind date arranged by friends, choosing the bar where Hank works because it feels safe and familiar. As always, Hank has their usual drink ready the moment they walk in, greeting them with the easy smile that’s become part of their routine. The date quickly goes wrong, leaving the listener embarrassed and disappointed. Hank notices immediately. Without making a fuss, he steps in offering quiet support, gentle humor.As the night stretches on, the bar shifts from a failed date setting into a space of comfort and warmth. While helping the listener recover from the evening, Hank realizes something he’s been avoiding,the best part of his nights isn’t the drinks he pours or the crowd he serves,it’s the person sitting across from him, whose presence feels like home.

Alice Yacono

A friends to lovers NSFW idea. Hank and the listener are best friends since birth, their mother are best friend since high school. They both have feelings for each other but never admitted it. She sends him a text saying she isn’t feeling well. He rushes to go see her at her apartment. When he arrives, she tells him that her grandfather died. He comfort her and realize that life is to short, so he finally admits his feelings for her.

Sarah 🌸🌻🌼

Thanks for giving us the chance to suggest ideas in the comments again, it really is fun to do! Was thinking of a protective boyfriend audio. Maybe the girlfriend is really nervous about meeting her boyfriends family, so he suggests they all meet up at a music venue hoping it will take some pressure off her. The nights going well until a drunk guy who’s been flirting with his girl tries to pull her up to dance. He’s been patient all night but as soon as the guy touches her he loses his cool and has to be held back by family/friends. She tries to calm him down but he’s so angry he misdirects it at her,blaming her for not shutting the guy down sooner. Hurt and embarrassed she walks out and he realises he messed up. His family urges him to go after her. He gets in his car and finds her walking down the street where he tries to convince her to get in. She reluctantly agrees and he tries to apologise but she is so upset she won’t talk to him until she blurts out she’s pregnant.

Luna

Fantasy/Medieval Idea because we haven't had one in a while NSFW: "Are you Lost my lady" "In a forest close to a kingdom a carpenter that lives far from others gets a knock at his door one day, thats odd, when he opens he sees a beautiful maiden that seems a little hurt because her legs are scraped are her garments a little torn and dirty,she explains she is lost and she felt from her horse and needs some help, Hanks allows her to enter, helps her treat her wounds and gives her some food and milk, when he asks why she is alone and so far away from the town she admits she is trying to run away from an arrange marriage,that is all that she admits about herself, Hanks seems to recognize her face but he dosent know from where, they talk about connection and life and love and both end up having a passionate moment together, like destiny, both felt that spark since the moment that door open,after the act,Hank finds between the clothes in the floor the bag that she carried with her open by accident,inside, a sparkling tiara, thats when he realizes the true, this is not a lost maiden laying with him in his charmers, this is the kingdoms princess that is suppose to be soon weeded with a prince from a different country" This can be a more that one part story but I think you would make wonders with something like this

Red Spider

Hi Hank, here's one. The listener and Hank have been in a relationship for a long time. Shes in a job she loves and they are very happy. Only recently after years of being in a job where no one appreciated him Hank find himself working with a new member of staff whose brilliant, keen, full of ideas and thinks hes great. Because the listener and Hank have always talked about everything and Hank has been gushing about how great things are at work with his new workmate. Listener suggests they invite them over for a meal only to discover the new work mate is a woman. That's ok, equal opportunity after all, only she's gorgeous and now the listener cant help feeling anxious and jealous. They've been together all these years and the listener let's her lack of self confidence get the better of her. How can she compete with this younger, amazing new woman, who Hank clearly thinks is great. Its not long before Hank realises his girl is not happy, but it takes a big argument to get the true. Blushing and ashamed, listener admits she jealous, even though the girl was lovely when she visited, she cant help feeling its only a matter of time before things change between them. Hank, is horrified as he never thought for a minute listener would be jealous. This could be a SfW or a NSFW if you wanted.

Red Spider

Your journey to the store and getting into the car park reminded me of every trip with my hubby. I get " did you see that! " and "what the hell!" while I nod and say " oh yes."

Red Spider

You can put me in your pocket anytime hunny💋

life_as_valerie

If there isn't one I would love a SFW audio where the listener is grieving to the point of having a panic attack and he comforts her. Its been almost 10 years since I lost my mom and I could use the comfort this week

maria

some sfw ideas: - an audio that follows a couple's morning routine, them waking up, brushing teeth together, getting dressed and eating breakfast while encouraging each other to get through the last day of work before the weekend - maybe one where the couple is deep cleaning the house and the listener finds one of your photo albums filled with pics of before you met and starts to lightly make fun of how different you looked and then you could tell some stories attached to a few of those photos - one where you and the listener are outside, sitting on the hood of the car, watching the sunset go down and waiting for the takeout food to be ready. There could be some reminiscing about how they used to this all the time when they first started dating and how they kinda lost this habit with the passing of time - another one could be a midnight run at the grocery store and just them being silly and picking up a bunch of shitty snacks to eat later Then I had another two ideas that could either be nsfw or maybe split in a sfw part and a nsfw sequel the first one is about you being a radio host of a radio that airs really late at night and for the past week there's only been one person up listening and writing or calling and the sfw part could be about one of their latest conversations, where they're obviously more friendly with each other and they start flirting and teasing each other and the nsfw part could be about them finally meeting. The other one is about a coffee shop regular and a barista who remembers her order and her name and just like the other one, the sfw part could be about them chatting during a slow shift, maybe her teasing him about always remembering her order and asking him if he remembers everybody's orders and the nsfw part could be about them seeing each other after that slow shift ends. noww i'm gonna stop, cause i yapped too much already 😂

Elsa

I think some sort of "summer beach episode" would be fun to listen too 😆 I imagine it like Hank owning a huge boat (one of those luxury ones, like a yacht or something) and taking the listener to the boat with him. Hank just met them and they really wanted to take a ride on a fancy boat for their vacation, so they see him and ask and somehow he accepts to let them take a little tour. Dunno, just an idea that popped up in my head when I was at the beach this summer 😆

Anita

I just gotta say, I really enjoy reading through all of our ideas!! 🤩🤩 Even if only few of them make it into actual audios, it’s almost just as fun to just read those snippets. Thank you, Hank, for letting us be part of the creative process. It’s really fun! 🥰

Janet

Ok maybe this is too much drama 😂 but Hank is an ex assassin for hire but that was years ago now he’s settled into a simple life. He lives with his longtime gf, owns a vintage car shop, enjoys lazy Sundays etc. That is until he gets a cryptic call one day someone who wants revenge. Panicked, Hank knows the caller can only go after one person so he rushes to his gfs work where he abruptly drags her home. Upset she can’t understand what’s going on with him until he’s forced to tell her the truth and protect her at all costs while bringing back a side of him she’s never seen before. Little does he know the side of him he tried so hard to keep buried might be the side of him she enjoys the most. Another idea is Hank has been going to the same tattoo artist for years, they have always flirted but nothing more than that. However this time while getting his chest/shoulder piece she has to place herself in some odd positions with very close proximity which leads down a spicy road 😎

Spooky Lyns (Lynsey)

I'm looking forward to what's coming up this month, Hank, thank you! 😊 Also, I keep forgetting to post this but last week in the hangout I mentioned the idea of an audio where you help us to ignore/combat that negative voice we have inside. That tells us we aren't good enough and can't do things. I think a SFW like that would be super helpful for those days when the negative self talk seems to be a little louder. 🧡