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What's Hank Doing? Going To Home Depot (Patreon)

Published:
2026-01-06 04:02:43
Edited:
2026-01-09 01:43:45
Imported:
2026-08
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Apologies for the crappy sound quality.... but you were basically in my pocket :)

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Mellie

Lolll this really captured the Canadian winter driving experience. 😂 I made it 99.9% of the way home for Christmas (like a six hour drive) and had to turn around an hour and stay in a hotel because the road was pure ice and there were four cars in the ditch 😭. Made it safely the next day, luckily, but a few stress tears were shed. I'm glad you made at least one innuendo. I was waiting for it after Friday's hangout.😂 The check out lady was so cute, too hahaha. She rolled with it and I love her for it. 😂😂

Amanda

It must be an American thing I prefer self-checkout over a regular cashier just to avoid having to make polite small talk. Bought a bottle of wine earlier chose self-checkout to avoid that however had to talk a little because an associate carded me.

Nancy

Hey, don't you diss winter! I have very few actual real snow days and I love when we have lots of snow. The world just seems peaceful. I mean, it could be super humid. 🤮 And I hope you disposed of the cigarette properly (I believe I heard it, but then again..there were noises). I'm deeply sorry there was no Cher, but one can only expect so much from Home Depot. 😆 You also have more restraint than I do because I would have said a few unfavorable words about fellow drivers. It's a bad habit but I hate idiot drivers. And yes, especially the ones who don't clear off the top of the car! I don't care if I can barely reach halfway across, I clean off the snow! See, I'm working myself up. Lol. A successful and humorous trip to one of Dante's circles of hell - and then Staples. Hope you made it home without any problems or additional Teslas (esp cyber trucks - dear God they are hideous). And now, onto the studio work! Thanks for sticking us in your pocket. I hope people didn't look at you funny as you talked to "yourself". 😉 And good job to Black Beauty for always being reliable. ⭐🚘🖤 (They really need more car emojis).

Bee

I listened to this as I waited by the back door at 5am waiting for my pupper to complete her early morning bathroom break (small dog, small bladder). I was sympathising with the cold 🥶 its bloody freezing here! A very amusing... day in the life.... 😆 I'm now snuggled back under my covers before I have to get up again for work. Stay warm X ♥️🐝

grace 🩵✨

It is winter indeed and here in the Midwest our highest this week is 60°F/15°C. We haven’t gotten snow just yet and apparently we’re expecting rain sometime throughout the end of the week….. 🤔😂

life_as_valerie

i like the cold temperatures because I love being cozy with big blankets and oversized sweaters but I hate the ice. I am not very graceful or coordinated and I hate falling. Fell on ice last week and messed up my knee for a few days

Sarah

I haven’t listened to this yet, but… *Refrains from making a cheeky comment about being in your pocket*… 🤭

Red Spider

Here in snowy Scotland. Looking forward to listening to this on the bus, if its running. And as for talking to yourself, I do it all the time. 💋

Fizzy ❤️

This was my jam on the way to work. Loved every second of being in your pocket! Hope you'll take us on more adventures Hank! ❤️📱🛒

Shiva

I was on my lunch break and listening to you, I must say it felt like you were Gulliver and we were Lilliputians 😁. I enjoyed every second of it. The conversations between the cashier lady and you were so funny though 😅. Drive safe Hank 🤗.

Anita

That was a fun adventure! 😆 But MAN, Black Beauty sounded ROUGH when you first started her! 😭 And now … I also got that Cher song stuck in my head thanks to you. 🤷🏻‍♀️😂

Tarra Miller

Everyone is so nice there. Randomly talking to strangers “have a good one” so nice! I do not talk in public lol

miry.ox

The peeps there are so nice! I’m so surprised! Here in NY they just look at you funny sometimes 😭 lol I loved this! Wish I could have heard some road rage Hank! 😂

Spooky Lyns (Lynsey)

This was fun! ☺️ I love it when you take us along for the ride. BB definitely sounded a little grumpy to start but she soon warmed up to that purr. 😻 Please take us out in your pocket again soon. 😊🧡

Tiiti

As a Finnish woman, I can really relate to your feelings about snow... 😵‍💫🥶 Thanks for the funny and entertaining audio, much love from Finland xx! 🇫🇮💙

Abby Gámez

I WANNA GO TO HOME DEPOT W YOUU HAHAHA It seems really funny 🤩

Heidi

It made me laugh that the "ThAnK you FoR sHoPpInG aT tHe HoMe DePoT" was the loudest, clearest bit of the entire recording 🤣 Hank, I do love when you take us with you on an outing! I listened to this while I was getting ready for work and then for part of my drive to work. So thank you for keeping me company 😊💛